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fae/faer ☆ F64.0 Crimes ☆ faeggot, elfbian, faembo ☆ chaos engine ☆ noise generator ☆ disaster fae ☆ sparkling sapphic ☆ trans-hexual ☆ neuro dicey ☆ sailor with a mouth to match ☆ PDX ☆ 🏳️‍⚧️

created May 25, 2023

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i mean, i just meant stuff i see in my timeline but yes this as well also support for feed exclusion to remove a post from like the discover tab

1/9/2025, 4:21:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what’s the best carrier for coverage in the nether realms

1/9/2025, 4:18:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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need this for the quote-dunking and overzealous reposting crowd

1/9/2025, 4:16:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i remember reading about this in high school, pre jewish conversion, not particularly social justice minded yet, and thinking “oh is this a manufactured right wing controversy” and then got to the actual lyrics and sat there dumbfounded like oh no, oh no no no no, mj nooooo

31/8/2025, 7:38:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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me as the therapist, writing up my session notes

31/8/2025, 7:29:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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welcome to womanhood, wilhelmina

31/8/2025, 6:10:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i wish it were that fast, but we got there; ty!

31/8/2025, 8:22:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ty ty 😊✨

31/8/2025, 8:00:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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shockingly i don’t even hurt! i feel better than when i was 35, it makes no sense, well other than the whole taking-way-better-care-of-myself-than-i-did-pre-transition but ykno

31/8/2025, 7:59:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m fucking 50 lmao 🤣

31/8/2025, 7:46:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i should’ve cw’d this for violence against men

31/8/2025, 7:43:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12 years can really fuck you up (complimentary)

left: some fucking white guy with short hair and a beard in a gauzy white shirt in rome or some shit right: a hot white girl with big tits, a lot of facial piercings, a fem dyke haircut with pink stripe, in a cute black and white low cut tank top and a trucker hat with the vinyl 45 rpm adapter logo, and a dog tag that says brat
31/8/2025, 7:40:00 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MY TRANS DAUGHTER BEAT UP YOUR ORGANIC HONORS STUDENT

30/8/2025, 10:27:03 PM | 30 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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aha noooo don’t crash you’re too pretty

30/8/2025, 8:17:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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come over 😘

30/8/2025, 8:03:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sorry, i haven’t been *refills coffee* here much i’m *checks on omelette* apparently running *fluffs pillow and blankets* a bed and *washes dildos* breakfast for cute *smooches a girl to gently wake her up* trans girls

30/8/2025, 6:27:52 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i can’t believe you would try to make me even more unemployed like this

27/8/2025, 6:14:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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something something two trannies in this car

26/8/2025, 5:30:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i can’t believe he left out “and it’s even better” smh

25/8/2025, 4:55:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the last time i did this i deactivated for two weeks, and still not sure i’ve recovered. not making that mistake again

25/8/2025, 4:54:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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please, you are making me want to learn more! no, i say!!

25/8/2025, 4:50:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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more smirking than laughing, which might be worse in terms of consequences

25/8/2025, 1:38:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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69 SICKOS YES!!

25/8/2025, 1:06:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hi! thank you 🥰 we’ve been trying to ratchet things up as part of our slut era

24/8/2025, 9:28:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh i forgot to mention, we were also being hot

24/8/2025, 8:58:57 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is me with getting slapped

24/8/2025, 8:54:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao sorry, this is what modern apple has become, you hate to see it 🫣

24/8/2025, 8:53:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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second one, and idk if this works for airplay, and i haven’t done it recently but in theory, go to display settings and look for something called arrange. you should see all displays and one will have a white box at the top representing the menu bar. you should be able to drag that between displays.

24/8/2025, 8:45:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m so jelly

24/8/2025, 6:09:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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any trans women with neovags ever gone in for a pap test? mychart will not stop recommending it for my preventive care, and i’m thinking it could be v funny to go for it, could be worth it for the bit

24/8/2025, 6:07:55 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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me from 2001-2010, made extra awkward by being in my GQ guy era

23/8/2025, 7:52:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok we’re back let’s see how this goes. we had a great time touching ass while we were gone. also, we’re plural. again. if you care.

23/8/2025, 6:55:18 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my dog was just attacked by an off leash dog so i gotta bow out here

8/8/2025, 9:38:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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needs more spelling errors and occult glyphs tbh

8/8/2025, 9:06:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how people self describe doesnt really exclude people tho? we’re all still trans(gender). me calling myself a transsexual does not invalidate anyone else’s identity, process, goals, or needs. and if someone wants to call themselves a transsexual without medical intervention, fine by me too

8/8/2025, 9:03:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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feels good 💖

8/8/2025, 8:52:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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medical transition, these days of any type including hrt it seems. long ago i think it meant more any surgical intervention which is why it fell out of favor, but i am a little unclear on that history

8/8/2025, 8:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank ewe ☺️💖

8/8/2025, 8:47:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mostly in the 90s they went straight to tranny or transvestite tho, transsexual was pretty enlightened for cis people back then

8/8/2025, 8:35:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mwah 😘

8/8/2025, 8:34:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when i’ve found the discourse

dewey cox leaning against a wall making a pained crying face
8/8/2025, 8:08:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when there’s discourse i can’t see

tim meadows as sam in walk hard smoking weed with a woman looking at dewey cox saying “we’re [discoursing] and you don’t want no part of this shit.” john c reilly as dewey cox saying “i think i kinda want it”
8/8/2025, 7:42:27 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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in stardew valley

8/8/2025, 7:33:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck yeag

8/8/2025, 6:56:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👉👈🥺

8/8/2025, 6:55:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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jumpsuit where the legs are cut straight to the hip

8/8/2025, 6:15:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cis women are so resistant to the idea, many ive talked to where im like “yknow it doesnt have to be this way” have completely bought in to the “it gives you cancer” and premarin-based research bs 🙄

8/8/2025, 6:13:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh i just want them to feel /more/ uncomfortable about it

8/8/2025, 6:11:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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doing it at your cubicle and when people stare as they walk by saying “it’s great wanna give it a … shot” then winking and doing finger guns

8/8/2025, 5:50:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no disassemble!

8/8/2025, 4:18:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made this for insta but fuck it I'm gonna post it on bsky, too. Any queers with a room in Ireland hmu ✨☺💜

an ad looking for a room. the background image is a possum at a colorful xylophone. the text reads: Looking for a room in Limerick or Dublin. me: goofy queer punk rollerblading art girly. you: lovely person (s) with a non smoking room. queer/ queer friendly. DM: artxgoth email: lovely flatmate at fastmail dot com
8/8/2025, 4:00:35 PM | 28 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent

thankee 💖☺️

8/8/2025, 4:13:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you 💖☺️

8/8/2025, 4:09:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i just had perio surgery and am a liquid diet 😖 but perhaps a belated one next week

8/8/2025, 4:07:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you 💖💖💖

8/8/2025, 4:01:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💖💖💖☺️☺️☺️

8/8/2025, 3:56:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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some people will say there’s a point where you need to stop caring about this and get over yourself, but fuck no, it was the hardest and most important thing i’ve ever done for myself and noone else, and i will keep celebrating when i am in hell

8/8/2025, 3:56:09 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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EVERYBODY SHUT UP, IT’S MY TRANNIVERSARY. 12 years ago, i and a trace amount of estrogen prescribed by a cis pervert i mean doctor (allegedly) started a journey towards me becoming the insufferable and cringe bitch i am today and nobody will ever fucking take that from me

8/8/2025, 3:49:53 PM | 58 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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one (1) friend, but i promise i won’t disrupt the morning routine

8/8/2025, 2:58:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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finding will stancil in a crashed car by a snowdrift, taking him back to my cozy cabin, nursing him back to health by a cozy fireplace, repeatedly breaking his legs until he can draw 500 charts that accurately reflect the lived economic experience of actual democratic voters

8/8/2025, 5:58:55 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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alt text would be a lot easier if the text field would fucking scroll to the cursor instead of the area where you are typing/editing being stuck behind the ios keyboard

8/8/2025, 5:30:46 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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black and white comic strip panel 1: an androgynous person looking down at their dog saying “who’s a good dog?” and the dog, facing away from the view thinks “whoah! that’s a hell of a question” panel 2: owner, side profile, “who’s a good boy?” dog thinks “who among us can truly be said to be good? what is goodness?” panel 3: dog taking up most of the frame, mouth wide open showing tongue with a big smile. owner says “you are!” dog thinking “WHAT.” owner: “yes!” dog: “THIS IS AMAZING!”
8/8/2025, 5:29:01 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there will be no poodle slander on the tl 😤 (ok yes she is out of her mind but that is because i role modeled it)

an adorable black poodle curled around a yellow pillow and resting on a red pillow while laying on a blue couch
7/8/2025, 4:54:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a sign that it’s time for the unironic catgirl era

7/8/2025, 4:36:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not canada, there it means “keep milk (in) sacks”

7/8/2025, 5:01:41 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh shit all this time i thought meant kiss me softly

7/8/2025, 4:58:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i did for a long time as well, but we’re getting off track here, the point is to make it as risky as possible by speedrunning it

7/8/2025, 4:56:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how could there possibly an ounce of brainworms in trying to slam a needle into your ass as quickly as possible she asked demurely

7/8/2025, 4:30:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you’re ready for Ranked Competitive Estrogen Injections!

7/8/2025, 3:47:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i can’t believe all the toxins in this vial of estrogen turned me trans

7/8/2025, 3:41:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cum dugnutt

6/8/2025, 2:28:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have a need for hot gossip but since that is not a possibility please tell me some boring software lore ig

6/8/2025, 2:26:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“sometimes shit is fucked up, i don’t know what else to tell you my guy”

6/8/2025, 2:18:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i gotta get on the passoid/gigahon ones… for the bit. of course.

6/8/2025, 2:14:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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troons pride, babyyy

6/8/2025, 1:57:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes. you’re under arrest.

6/8/2025, 4:15:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😌🐛

6/8/2025, 4:09:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dont forget to tuck me in under a leaf on my little moss bed 🥺

6/8/2025, 3:45:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙏 astrid the conqueror 🙏

6/8/2025, 12:31:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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eric andre at a talk show desk in a gray and white suit waving a pencil asking why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
5/8/2025, 10:58:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he’s not a bus or steamroller but he sure waved the green flag for it to get rolling over us

5/8/2025, 9:03:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like this is the kind of shit i actually want: domain-specific ml tools that take away tedium and let me be creative, not do the creative work for me

5/8/2025, 9:01:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we might have plateaued but in our defense we had to draw a couple extra mg as a fuck you to the doctor who wants our midcycle levels below 200pgml hashtag lolno hashtag ainthappenin 💉 01:24.29 #RCEI

5/8/2025, 4:34:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuckn love peer pressure. well, i’ll be at the kinkos in 20 minutes if you still want an ass kicking

5/8/2025, 4:22:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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who rejected it i’ll fight them

5/8/2025, 4:13:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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other customers also purchased: • brozac • dudeloxetine

5/8/2025, 6:49:34 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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possible! but low probability

5/8/2025, 5:05:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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exposure therapy for bsky

5/8/2025, 5:03:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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starting a therapy group of 10 people and making 10 group chats with each one leaving out a different person, then making a random accusation in each chat of the absent person, just to feel something

5/8/2025, 5:00:44 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tbh the mostly likely thing would be arguing over my extremes “god she wont shut up” “what but she’s so quiet” and so on, like i dont even know what im gonna be like when i wake up each morning

5/8/2025, 4:58:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this mfer said neam vis a vis txting abbr

5/8/2025, 4:52:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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more into gettin in tae someone’s pockets iykwin

5/8/2025, 4:51:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i mean, i could just get really outta pocket until someone does, but i am at that stage of life where i don’t have that kinda energy anymore

5/8/2025, 4:50:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it is with mixed feelings i must report i’m too insignificant and uninteresting to be talked about behind my back in a group chat

5/8/2025, 4:47:20 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no, but i had the vax so i’d probs get a rash at most

5/8/2025, 3:33:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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exactly 😖

5/8/2025, 1:54:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nerve glides/flossing are physical therapy exercises for various types of nerve issues. in my case, it’s tibial nerve compression / tarsal tunnel / neuropathy in my foot so i move my foot and toes around in different prescribed movements/positions to help.. which does seem to work for the rls too

5/8/2025, 12:15:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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look rls is simple to manage, i just gotta do 10 minutes of nerve flossing then take 600mg of gabapentin, 500mg of magnesium, a 30mg cbn gummy, two fat rips off an indica vape, toss and turn while i play footsie with myself for about 60 minutes, then i’m fast asleep. easy. as.

4/8/2025, 11:56:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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more turning into a girl with 5g wireless internet for me i guess!

4/8/2025, 9:19:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(one woulda been fine but apparently the clinic has some process issues)

4/8/2025, 9:17:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view