woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i mean, i just meant stuff i see in my timeline but yes this as well also support for feed exclusion to remove a post from like the discover tab
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view profile on Bluesky woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i mean, i just meant stuff i see in my timeline but yes this as well also support for feed exclusion to remove a post from like the discover tab
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
what’s the best carrier for coverage in the nether realms
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
need this for the quote-dunking and overzealous reposting crowd
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i remember reading about this in high school, pre jewish conversion, not particularly social justice minded yet, and thinking “oh is this a manufactured right wing controversy” and then got to the actual lyrics and sat there dumbfounded like oh no, oh no no no no, mj nooooo
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
me as the therapist, writing up my session notes
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
welcome to womanhood, wilhelmina
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i wish it were that fast, but we got there; ty!
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
ty ty 😊✨
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
shockingly i don’t even hurt! i feel better than when i was 35, it makes no sense, well other than the whole taking-way-better-care-of-myself-than-i-did-pre-transition but ykno
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i’m fucking 50 lmao 🤣
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i should’ve cw’d this for violence against men
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay)
MY TRANS DAUGHTER BEAT UP YOUR ORGANIC HONORS STUDENT
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
aha noooo don’t crash you’re too pretty
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
come over 😘
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay)
sorry, i haven’t been *refills coffee* here much i’m *checks on omelette* apparently running *fluffs pillow and blankets* a bed and *washes dildos* breakfast for cute *smooches a girl to gently wake her up* trans girls
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i can’t believe you would try to make me even more unemployed like this
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
something something two trannies in this car
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i can’t believe he left out “and it’s even better” smh
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
the last time i did this i deactivated for two weeks, and still not sure i’ve recovered. not making that mistake again
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
please, you are making me want to learn more! no, i say!!
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
more smirking than laughing, which might be worse in terms of consequences
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
69 SICKOS YES!!
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
hi! thank you 🥰 we’ve been trying to ratchet things up as part of our slut era
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay)
oh i forgot to mention, we were also being hot
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
this is me with getting slapped
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
lmao sorry, this is what modern apple has become, you hate to see it 🫣
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
second one, and idk if this works for airplay, and i haven’t done it recently but in theory, go to display settings and look for something called arrange. you should see all displays and one will have a white box at the top representing the menu bar. you should be able to drag that between displays.
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i’m so jelly
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay)
any trans women with neovags ever gone in for a pap test? mychart will not stop recommending it for my preventive care, and i’m thinking it could be v funny to go for it, could be worth it for the bit
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
me from 2001-2010, made extra awkward by being in my GQ guy era
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay)
ok we’re back let’s see how this goes. we had a great time touching ass while we were gone. also, we’re plural. again. if you care.
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
my dog was just attacked by an off leash dog so i gotta bow out here
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
needs more spelling errors and occult glyphs tbh
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
how people self describe doesnt really exclude people tho? we’re all still trans(gender). me calling myself a transsexual does not invalidate anyone else’s identity, process, goals, or needs. and if someone wants to call themselves a transsexual without medical intervention, fine by me too
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
feels good 💖
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
medical transition, these days of any type including hrt it seems. long ago i think it meant more any surgical intervention which is why it fell out of favor, but i am a little unclear on that history
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
thank ewe ☺️💖
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
mostly in the 90s they went straight to tranny or transvestite tho, transsexual was pretty enlightened for cis people back then
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
mwah 😘
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
in stardew valley
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fuck yeag
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👉👈🥺
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
jumpsuit where the legs are cut straight to the hip
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
cis women are so resistant to the idea, many ive talked to where im like “yknow it doesnt have to be this way” have completely bought in to the “it gives you cancer” and premarin-based research bs 🙄
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
oh i just want them to feel /more/ uncomfortable about it
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
doing it at your cubicle and when people stare as they walk by saying “it’s great wanna give it a … shot” then winking and doing finger guns
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
no disassemble!
Sin 🌹 (@gothgirl.bsky.social) reposted
Made this for insta but fuck it I'm gonna post it on bsky, too. Any queers with a room in Ireland hmu ✨☺💜
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
thankee 💖☺️
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
thank you 💖☺️
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i just had perio surgery and am a liquid diet 😖 but perhaps a belated one next week
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
thank you 💖💖💖
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💖💖💖☺️☺️☺️
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
some people will say there’s a point where you need to stop caring about this and get over yourself, but fuck no, it was the hardest and most important thing i’ve ever done for myself and noone else, and i will keep celebrating when i am in hell
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay)
EVERYBODY SHUT UP, IT’S MY TRANNIVERSARY. 12 years ago, i and a trace amount of estrogen prescribed by a cis pervert i mean doctor (allegedly) started a journey towards me becoming the insufferable and cringe bitch i am today and nobody will ever fucking take that from me
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
one (1) friend, but i promise i won’t disrupt the morning routine
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay)
finding will stancil in a crashed car by a snowdrift, taking him back to my cozy cabin, nursing him back to health by a cozy fireplace, repeatedly breaking his legs until he can draw 500 charts that accurately reflect the lived economic experience of actual democratic voters
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay)
alt text would be a lot easier if the text field would fucking scroll to the cursor instead of the area where you are typing/editing being stuck behind the ios keyboard
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
there will be no poodle slander on the tl 😤 (ok yes she is out of her mind but that is because i role modeled it)
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
a sign that it’s time for the unironic catgirl era
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
not canada, there it means “keep milk (in) sacks”
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
oh shit all this time i thought meant kiss me softly
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i did for a long time as well, but we’re getting off track here, the point is to make it as risky as possible by speedrunning it
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
how could there possibly an ounce of brainworms in trying to slam a needle into your ass as quickly as possible she asked demurely
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
you’re ready for Ranked Competitive Estrogen Injections!
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i can’t believe all the toxins in this vial of estrogen turned me trans
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
cum dugnutt
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i have a need for hot gossip but since that is not a possibility please tell me some boring software lore ig
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
“sometimes shit is fucked up, i don’t know what else to tell you my guy”
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i gotta get on the passoid/gigahon ones… for the bit. of course.
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
troons pride, babyyy
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
yes. you’re under arrest.
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
😌🐛
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
dont forget to tuck me in under a leaf on my little moss bed 🥺
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
🙏 astrid the conqueror 🙏
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
he’s not a bus or steamroller but he sure waved the green flag for it to get rolling over us
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
like this is the kind of shit i actually want: domain-specific ml tools that take away tedium and let me be creative, not do the creative work for me
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay)
we might have plateaued but in our defense we had to draw a couple extra mg as a fuck you to the doctor who wants our midcycle levels below 200pgml hashtag lolno hashtag ainthappenin 💉 01:24.29 #RCEI
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
fuckn love peer pressure. well, i’ll be at the kinkos in 20 minutes if you still want an ass kicking
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
who rejected it i’ll fight them
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
other customers also purchased: • brozac • dudeloxetine
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
possible! but low probability
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
exposure therapy for bsky
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay)
starting a therapy group of 10 people and making 10 group chats with each one leaving out a different person, then making a random accusation in each chat of the absent person, just to feel something
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
tbh the mostly likely thing would be arguing over my extremes “god she wont shut up” “what but she’s so quiet” and so on, like i dont even know what im gonna be like when i wake up each morning
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
this mfer said neam vis a vis txting abbr
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
more into gettin in tae someone’s pockets iykwin
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
i mean, i could just get really outta pocket until someone does, but i am at that stage of life where i don’t have that kinda energy anymore
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay)
it is with mixed feelings i must report i’m too insignificant and uninteresting to be talked about behind my back in a group chat
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
no, but i had the vax so i’d probs get a rash at most
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
exactly 😖
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
nerve glides/flossing are physical therapy exercises for various types of nerve issues. in my case, it’s tibial nerve compression / tarsal tunnel / neuropathy in my foot so i move my foot and toes around in different prescribed movements/positions to help.. which does seem to work for the rls too
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
look rls is simple to manage, i just gotta do 10 minutes of nerve flossing then take 600mg of gabapentin, 500mg of magnesium, a 30mg cbn gummy, two fat rips off an indica vape, toss and turn while i play footsie with myself for about 60 minutes, then i’m fast asleep. easy. as.
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
more turning into a girl with 5g wireless internet for me i guess!
woodland cougar (@0xafaebabe.gay) reply parent
(one woulda been fine but apparently the clinic has some process issues)