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created November 12, 2024

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Disappointed not to be named in the USA Ryder cup team and will take over the role as player-captain

2/9/2025, 7:49:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’d be more impressive if he had a St George tattoo

1/9/2025, 6:22:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would Putin want to get rid of one of his best agents?

1/9/2025, 6:19:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What would normal Indians want or could afford anything the US has to sell?

1/9/2025, 5:58:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Novichock handshake 🤝

1/9/2025, 4:33:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone have video of how he deals with crosses?

1/9/2025, 12:13:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can say the same about people

1/9/2025, 11:29:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cost of sequinned shell suits must be through the roof!

1/9/2025, 7:50:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Target the fuel truck depot, they must park up somewhere

31/8/2025, 6:58:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couldn’t give a tinkers cuss what he does to his own Country

31/8/2025, 6:46:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get them all, there must be hundreds of petrol stations in Moscow area, even the smallest drone might set one alight, they can’t protect them all 🔥🔥

31/8/2025, 6:43:41 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Martinez is a bit of a wild card, I guess most keepers are Clowns🤡! don’t now much about Lammens apart from he’s tall, they’re both probably an upgrade

31/8/2025, 12:27:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wake me up when they say something worthwhile

31/8/2025, 12:20:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course his portfolio manager would invest in said companies

30/8/2025, 5:50:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this a Fergie/Robbins/Forest moment? Hope so, we will have to see.

30/8/2025, 4:08:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Putin slipped him something deadly

30/8/2025, 3:32:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’ll be back in maybe two or three weeks, or not, they’ll be looking into it

30/8/2025, 3:30:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They bomb EU offices, they cut sea cables, they are trying to destabilise every European country, only when a Russian soldier steps foot on NATO soil will someone say they are at war

30/8/2025, 2:45:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What goes around comes around, hopefully the next President can do the same to him

29/8/2025, 2:12:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jose is free again, maybe he has unfinished business here?

29/8/2025, 9:34:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And a keeper!

28/8/2025, 7:44:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Garnacho, Anthony, Sancho, Hojland all gone on Monday, no time to spend any cash unless they have a couple ready to sign

28/8/2025, 7:43:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until they appoint Potter!

28/8/2025, 7:35:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s back to the 90’s “we gonna score more than you” (maybe)

27/8/2025, 7:07:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They didn’t go into this declaring they’d take Moscow in 3 days, they are just trying to save themselves

27/8/2025, 7:02:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think a loan is better, give him chance to further improve and the new united forwards to also gain an understanding, next year he can come on for Sesko and hopefully get some service and goals

25/8/2025, 5:25:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He bought a 9 why doesn’t he start

25/8/2025, 11:12:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It needs more burning 🔥

23/8/2025, 9:17:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d prefer him to go on loan for a season

23/8/2025, 3:56:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don’t see Putin drooling over Trump

23/8/2025, 9:42:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He might do better here now if he was to get better service from the new forwards

23/8/2025, 9:40:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Expect a Russian false flag operation thus giving P the opportunity to decline a meeting

23/8/2025, 8:47:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DJT “ I didn’t see him do anything inappropriate” Didn’t see that coming, 🤔🤪 Pardon coming as a Xmas present?

23/8/2025, 8:39:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fine, mostly long shots that many goalkeepers should make, let’s see how he is in a crowed box jostled from corners and free kicks

23/8/2025, 7:52:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can’t stop now, as soon as he does the NONNATO countries will flood Ukraine

23/8/2025, 7:43:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a modern V1

23/8/2025, 7:41:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19 Premier League Chairman going “We dodged a bullet there” David Sullivan “WTF have I done?”

22/8/2025, 8:06:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Monday

22/8/2025, 7:51:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s hoping the Dallas Cowboys are grouped with Brazil, the Mighty Ducks and Harlem Globetrotters

22/8/2025, 6:57:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You forgot going round the Black Course at Bethpage in 18 shots

22/8/2025, 6:55:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can somebody list the ten?

22/8/2025, 6:52:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“ I’m not happy about it” (ho hum that’s war, I didn’t loose any money, anyone seen my 9 iron?)

22/8/2025, 6:50:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Back to St Andrew’s then for a cheeky 9 holes

22/8/2025, 2:55:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not going to happen now The King of Trumpington is guiding the world with compassion, guile and integrity, allegedly 🥴

22/8/2025, 2:49:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

22/8/2025, 1:03:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re not married?

22/8/2025, 10:26:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are slowly dismantling their country, couldn’t care less from my point of view, the only issue I have is if it gets to the point that USA and Russia are actually militarily allies then we’re all fucked

22/8/2025, 10:24:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He might do better at United if he gets better service now there’s a couple that can help him

21/8/2025, 7:57:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now he’s employing body doubles like his buddies

21/8/2025, 7:56:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t care what he does in his home country, I’m interested in the rest of us

21/8/2025, 7:53:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just sack him, like a normal would be sacked for being a dick

21/8/2025, 4:55:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Either help or get out of the way!

21/8/2025, 4:48:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t do difficult things, just let me hit a ball with a stick!

21/8/2025, 2:25:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So he’s going to give UKR the ability to play offence?

21/8/2025, 2:16:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Vlad, is that ketchup? You want me to get that for you?”

21/8/2025, 2:08:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr T’s reaction? “Well we’re looking into that” “It’s fake news” “We might respond to that or not we’ll see in about two weeks”

21/8/2025, 8:58:16 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With the rate of progress in European and Ukrainian weapon production and the loss of Russian fuel maybe 4 years is optimistic?

21/8/2025, 8:49:28 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Destination Red Square 🟥

21/8/2025, 8:46:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Biden interfered? that’s an interesting view, please explain, I’m listening 🤪

20/8/2025, 7:27:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Robbing B’stards

20/8/2025, 7:01:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that’s a job for life, Trump creating opportunities 👍

20/8/2025, 6:53:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😢

20/8/2025, 6:50:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure it lost something in translation 🤪

20/8/2025, 6:48:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only the Americans living in Florida, Georgia, Carolina and Virginia would care, probably some would welcome it (until they live it)

20/8/2025, 6:37:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A meeting about a meeting to discuss a meeting that decides if there should be a meeting to decide if there’s going to be a meeting

20/8/2025, 3:35:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meet in Kiev

20/8/2025, 12:46:50 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t let him use the facilities, and stop his pay

19/8/2025, 9:51:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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St Peter “Name?” T. “Trump” SP “Which one? Actually it doesn’t matter I have a group booking for downstairs”

19/8/2025, 5:13:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’ll probably need a slippery sod next to deal with T & P

19/8/2025, 5:01:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When it stops then expect an increase in recruitment volunteers

19/8/2025, 3:50:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He flip flops more than a goldfish out of water

19/8/2025, 3:20:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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United car booting again, buy expensive tech, use twice flog it at a car boot for pennies

19/8/2025, 3:12:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if the leaks will stop soon?

19/8/2025, 3:09:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s not on the same planet

19/8/2025, 3:08:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And stop paying him!

19/8/2025, 3:05:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop him using the facilities and feed him burgers 🍔 for a year

19/8/2025, 3:04:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Simple then offer them land, jobs, state benefits and “protection” then see how many want to move to the motherland you have the space and money

19/8/2025, 2:54:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin will fancy his chances two against one in his favour

19/8/2025, 6:24:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once he’s shuffled of this mortal coil I can’t wait to read some world leader’s autobiographies on their interactions with him and what they thought of him

18/8/2025, 8:48:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’ll lose games we shouldn’t and win games we shouldn’t, we will hammer someone and probably get hammered ourselves . Don’t get carried away with these it’s about how all the other games go.

18/8/2025, 8:10:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s so obvious but T laps it up, the man is so shallow it’s embarrassing

18/8/2025, 8:07:31 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Methinks P & T speak with forked tongue

18/8/2025, 8:05:28 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 weeks? That’s on everyone’s bingo card

18/8/2025, 7:40:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go get Pickford!

18/8/2025, 7:15:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the “Coalition” need to have someone stationed on Trumps shoulder 24/7

18/8/2025, 7:10:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they didn’t offer a big enough “golden bonus”

18/8/2025, 7:01:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s up to the Ukraine to decide who comes to Ukraine

18/8/2025, 6:41:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She looks hard as nails

18/8/2025, 5:40:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ve probably got the best Army in Europe just now, give them proper air support and equipment and they’ll stop anyone

18/8/2025, 5:00:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Either would be an upgrade on Casemiro, feel a bit sorry for him, I think he’s struggling with the pace of the game now

18/8/2025, 4:56:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here in the UK I send my votes in by post

18/8/2025, 4:05:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You think he’d be bothered? He’d probably sign it himself if it meant it saves himself

18/8/2025, 2:00:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go in camo with a baseball bat

18/8/2025, 1:53:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should wear what he wore to the Popes funeral, if it’s good enough for the Pope it’s plenty good enough for the King of Trumpleton

18/8/2025, 1:51:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are others I’d like to see moved on before Zirkzee, we should keep him for now

18/8/2025, 1:47:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin could end the war instantly if he took his ragtag Army home

18/8/2025, 1:42:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New guys started well but we’ve seen that before, full of energy and fight 🤞 they can keep it going

18/8/2025, 12:54:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not even long enough to pay for his shiny new uniform, I guess his family will be a few potatoes short in their payment

17/8/2025, 9:44:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think they were all pretty good the news guys, Mount, Amad 👍Bruno was a little quiet but Casemiro seemed to struggle with the pace

17/8/2025, 9:39:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They know that DT sides with the last person in the room, the Euros will gently turn his head from red to blue and yellow until he calls Moscow again

17/8/2025, 9:31:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view