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Disappointed not to be named in the USA Ryder cup team and will take over the role as player-captain
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Disappointed not to be named in the USA Ryder cup team and will take over the role as player-captain
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It’d be more impressive if he had a St George tattoo
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Would Putin want to get rid of one of his best agents?
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
What would normal Indians want or could afford anything the US has to sell?
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
The Novichock handshake 🤝
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Anyone have video of how he deals with crosses?
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
You can say the same about people
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
The cost of sequinned shell suits must be through the roof!
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Target the fuel truck depot, they must park up somewhere
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Couldn’t give a tinkers cuss what he does to his own Country
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Get them all, there must be hundreds of petrol stations in Moscow area, even the smallest drone might set one alight, they can’t protect them all 🔥🔥
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Martinez is a bit of a wild card, I guess most keepers are Clowns🤡! don’t now much about Lammens apart from he’s tall, they’re both probably an upgrade
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Wake me up when they say something worthwhile
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Of course his portfolio manager would invest in said companies
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this a Fergie/Robbins/Forest moment? Hope so, we will have to see.
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe Putin slipped him something deadly
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
He’ll be back in maybe two or three weeks, or not, they’ll be looking into it
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
They bomb EU offices, they cut sea cables, they are trying to destabilise every European country, only when a Russian soldier steps foot on NATO soil will someone say they are at war
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
What goes around comes around, hopefully the next President can do the same to him
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Jose is free again, maybe he has unfinished business here?
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
And a keeper!
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Garnacho, Anthony, Sancho, Hojland all gone on Monday, no time to spend any cash unless they have a couple ready to sign
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait until they appoint Potter!
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It’s back to the 90’s “we gonna score more than you” (maybe)
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
They didn’t go into this declaring they’d take Moscow in 3 days, they are just trying to save themselves
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I think a loan is better, give him chance to further improve and the new united forwards to also gain an understanding, next year he can come on for Sesko and hopefully get some service and goals
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
He bought a 9 why doesn’t he start
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It needs more burning 🔥
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d prefer him to go on loan for a season
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
You don’t see Putin drooling over Trump
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
He might do better here now if he was to get better service from the new forwards
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Expect a Russian false flag operation thus giving P the opportunity to decline a meeting
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
DJT “ I didn’t see him do anything inappropriate” Didn’t see that coming, 🤔🤪 Pardon coming as a Xmas present?
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Fine, mostly long shots that many goalkeepers should make, let’s see how he is in a crowed box jostled from corners and free kicks
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
He can’t stop now, as soon as he does the NONNATO countries will flood Ukraine
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a modern V1
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19 Premier League Chairman going “We dodged a bullet there” David Sullivan “WTF have I done?”
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Monday
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He’s hoping the Dallas Cowboys are grouped with Brazil, the Mighty Ducks and Harlem Globetrotters
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
You forgot going round the Black Course at Bethpage in 18 shots
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Can somebody list the ten?
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
“ I’m not happy about it” (ho hum that’s war, I didn’t loose any money, anyone seen my 9 iron?)
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Back to St Andrew’s then for a cheeky 9 holes
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It’s not going to happen now The King of Trumpington is guiding the world with compassion, guile and integrity, allegedly 🥴
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
🇬🇧 🏴
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You’re not married?
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
They are slowly dismantling their country, couldn’t care less from my point of view, the only issue I have is if it gets to the point that USA and Russia are actually militarily allies then we’re all fucked
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
He might do better at United if he gets better service now there’s a couple that can help him
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Now he’s employing body doubles like his buddies
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t care what he does in his home country, I’m interested in the rest of us
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Just sack him, like a normal would be sacked for being a dick
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Either help or get out of the way!
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t do difficult things, just let me hit a ball with a stick!
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
So he’s going to give UKR the ability to play offence?
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
“Vlad, is that ketchup? You want me to get that for you?”
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Mr T’s reaction? “Well we’re looking into that” “It’s fake news” “We might respond to that or not we’ll see in about two weeks”
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
With the rate of progress in European and Ukrainian weapon production and the loss of Russian fuel maybe 4 years is optimistic?
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Destination Red Square 🟥
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Biden interfered? that’s an interesting view, please explain, I’m listening 🤪
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Robbing B’stards
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Well that’s a job for life, Trump creating opportunities 👍
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😢
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I’m sure it lost something in translation 🤪
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Only the Americans living in Florida, Georgia, Carolina and Virginia would care, probably some would welcome it (until they live it)
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
A meeting about a meeting to discuss a meeting that decides if there should be a meeting to decide if there’s going to be a meeting
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Meet in Kiev
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t let him use the facilities, and stop his pay
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
St Peter “Name?” T. “Trump” SP “Which one? Actually it doesn’t matter I have a group booking for downstairs”
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
It’ll probably need a slippery sod next to deal with T & P
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
When it stops then expect an increase in recruitment volunteers
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
He flip flops more than a goldfish out of water
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
United car booting again, buy expensive tech, use twice flog it at a car boot for pennies
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if the leaks will stop soon?
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not on the same planet
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
And stop paying him!
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop him using the facilities and feed him burgers 🍔 for a year
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Simple then offer them land, jobs, state benefits and “protection” then see how many want to move to the motherland you have the space and money
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin will fancy his chances two against one in his favour
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Once he’s shuffled of this mortal coil I can’t wait to read some world leader’s autobiographies on their interactions with him and what they thought of him
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We’ll lose games we shouldn’t and win games we shouldn’t, we will hammer someone and probably get hammered ourselves . Don’t get carried away with these it’s about how all the other games go.
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It’s so obvious but T laps it up, the man is so shallow it’s embarrassing
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Methinks P & T speak with forked tongue
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
2 weeks? That’s on everyone’s bingo card
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Go get Pickford!
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I think the “Coalition” need to have someone stationed on Trumps shoulder 24/7
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they didn’t offer a big enough “golden bonus”
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It’s up to the Ukraine to decide who comes to Ukraine
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She looks hard as nails
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They’ve probably got the best Army in Europe just now, give them proper air support and equipment and they’ll stop anyone
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Either would be an upgrade on Casemiro, feel a bit sorry for him, I think he’s struggling with the pace of the game now
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Here in the UK I send my votes in by post
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You think he’d be bothered? He’d probably sign it himself if it meant it saves himself
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Go in camo with a baseball bat
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He should wear what he wore to the Popes funeral, if it’s good enough for the Pope it’s plenty good enough for the King of Trumpleton
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
There are others I’d like to see moved on before Zirkzee, we should keep him for now
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin could end the war instantly if he took his ragtag Army home
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
New guys started well but we’ve seen that before, full of energy and fight 🤞 they can keep it going
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Not even long enough to pay for his shiny new uniform, I guess his family will be a few potatoes short in their payment
Parsley (@1275gt.bsky.social) reply parent
I think they were all pretty good the news guys, Mount, Amad 👍Bruno was a little quiet but Casemiro seemed to struggle with the pace
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They know that DT sides with the last person in the room, the Euros will gently turn his head from red to blue and yellow until he calls Moscow again