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Goosed up for sh*tposting. Seattle sports dad and husband. Lots of takes and the vast majority are bad. #Seahawks #Huskies #Mariners

created October 14, 2024

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Got to use "No, it's a school night" for the first time in almost 3 months tonight.

3/9/2025, 4:09:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not sure if he would have been the savior we need, but the fact they didn't even look into other options is what I couldn't understand.

3/9/2025, 3:15:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Silver lining is thankfully Texas and Houston still have 6 games left against each other but none of it matters if you cant go out and win your own games! You can't stay in contention when every road trip is just hoping you don't get swept. Figure it TF out!

3/9/2025, 2:42:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The team really needs a manager with experience dealing with something like this that can help snap them out. Sadly, Dan had no manager experience before, and this could be one of the big drawbacks of that depending on how long this cold streak lasts.

3/9/2025, 2:35:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Completely baffling how at the most important time of the season the team literally can't win a road game.

3/9/2025, 2:31:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd like to blame this on Dan but with every part of the team failing to come through every game its tough. Then again you'd think that's also on the manager but with so many pieces/parts not doing their jobs its hard to pin on 1 guy.

3/9/2025, 2:29:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Baseball season is too long. We've just hit September and they're holding a playoff spot yet I'm already clearly broken.

3/9/2025, 2:01:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They care about left on left or right on right when its our own batting order but don't care when its the other teams best hitter. It just never makes sense.

3/9/2025, 1:59:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A team that actually has a playoff cushion?? Must be nice..

3/9/2025, 1:56:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And pitching Speier against Caminero?? WTF are we doing here??

3/9/2025, 1:55:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a single pitcher outside of Woo can consistently get hitters out and its so damn frustrating.

3/9/2025, 1:54:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess they can only win if they score 8-10 per game because the pitching staff is just hot garbage right now.

3/9/2025, 1:52:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At some point you have to stop pitching Ferguson. He becomes the guy that only pitches when the game is out of hand because right now he can't pitch without giving up any runs.

3/9/2025, 1:29:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bring up Harry Ford just to sit him on the bench. Brilliant.

2/9/2025, 8:25:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rangers about to win so the Mariners will be 1.5 games up for the final WC spot.

2/9/2025, 3:20:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Completely lifeless offense too. This team cannot keep playing so inconsistent and be in it at the end of this month.

2/9/2025, 1:41:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty disappointing when the highest paid pitcher in your rotation is almost guaranteed to give up 4-5 runs each time out right now.

2/9/2025, 12:35:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Castillo giving up a lot of loud contact huh...? Wow, shocker.

2/9/2025, 12:30:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harry Ford called up by the Mariners.

1/9/2025, 3:57:42 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of the MLB crew for this Phillies/Braves game advocating for Schwarber to win MVP over Ohtani. Everyone better be doing the same thing for Cal over Judge since it's nearly the same conversation.

31/8/2025, 11:22:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's gotta be the one. Let Julio beating out that infield single that charges them up the rest of this road trip.

31/8/2025, 8:07:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What my wife always tells me.

31/8/2025, 6:01:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Call him down and run more clock.

31/8/2025, 6:00:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coleman!!! Holy crap!!

31/8/2025, 5:59:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My goodness what a terrible 4th down play call by Colorado State.

31/8/2025, 5:53:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bringing a ton of pressure so of course you back off on 4th down.

31/8/2025, 5:51:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty brutal that just kicking the ball off normally is a challenge.

31/8/2025, 5:28:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unreal how the defense can look so good one play then completely botch everything the next play.

31/8/2025, 5:15:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Went from 3rd and 19 to scoring the tying touchdown. SMFH.

31/8/2025, 5:13:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Through 1 half this team looks a lot like last year. Inconsistent on both sides of the ball with flashes of great here and there. Also constantly having to overcome coaching decisions to succeed.

31/8/2025, 4:44:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Game management is not a strength. That last drive by Colorado State is exactly why you need to use as much clock as possible.

31/8/2025, 4:38:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All happened because Jedd called a timeout with 1:44 left before a 3rd and 7. Keep that clock running and even if you still turn it over next play there's not enough time for that drive they gave up. Still don't like his game management at all.

31/8/2025, 4:35:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Botched snap out of a timeout that they shouldn't have even taken. Good stuff.

31/8/2025, 4:26:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giving up only 2 yards after that kick return certainly is nice.

31/8/2025, 4:07:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How are guys still blocking in the back on punt returns?? Like come on already.

31/8/2025, 3:49:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be nice to have some sort of run defense.

31/8/2025, 3:28:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Decent start Dawgs.

31/8/2025, 3:20:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clemson mad that a penalty went against them...buddy you should be down 17-10 right now.

31/8/2025, 2:26:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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College football deciding to go all in on the ticky tack survive the ground rules today is dumb AF.

31/8/2025, 2:15:57 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only 2 games up for the final playoff spot. If this road trip finishes similar to the last they'll be out of playoff position by the time they play their next home game.

31/8/2025, 2:02:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would be cool if the bullpen lefty you traded for at the deadline could come into games and not give up any runs. Doubt it matters anyway in this one. The team is on life support in any road game the last month.

31/8/2025, 1:22:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LSU uses their last timeout without the clock running to then call a behind the LOS pass on 4th down. Great job.

31/8/2025, 1:19:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gunna need to figure out how to win a road series if you want any chance of staying in the playoff picture.

31/8/2025, 1:00:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4 runs in the 1st inning yesterday and 0 since. This road trip is quickly trending in the same direction as the previous one.

31/8/2025, 12:36:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, who do we hate more Dabo or Kelly??

30/8/2025, 11:59:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joe T so wants to say Florida State is back folks.

30/8/2025, 11:18:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoying every second of this game.

30/8/2025, 11:09:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoying a college football Saturday.

30/8/2025, 11:07:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL could have run for that 1st down easily.

30/8/2025, 10:22:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is catching punts such a lost art these days??

30/8/2025, 10:18:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a catch, come on.

30/8/2025, 7:10:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I missed all of Texas/OSU until now and you're telling me I only missed 1 touchdown???

30/8/2025, 6:29:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No thanks, I'll take the ferry.

30/8/2025, 5:02:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not the only one dying.

30/8/2025, 4:52:51 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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But on the bright side they won the first game of the last road trip when Kirby pitched great and look how that turned out.

30/8/2025, 1:48:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Munoz has been flirting with blowing a game for weeks now.

30/8/2025, 1:47:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL seeing Peter Schrager justify the trade on Jerry's part, LMFAO.

28/8/2025, 10:02:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I doubt they were willing to do it. My point is I would have been fine if they did.

28/8/2025, 9:57:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cap is always increasing though. Worth it for a player of that caliber.

28/8/2025, 9:50:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like I dont know who the player would be or if we'd have to add another pick instead of a player but I would make that trade for Parsons every time.

28/8/2025, 9:47:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that we know what Green Bay gave up are we all in agreement that we would have done that in a heartbeat from Seattle's perspective??

28/8/2025, 9:46:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine paying Dak and Lamb just to trade your best defender and one of the best pass rushers in the entire NFL.

28/8/2025, 9:09:58 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cowboys and Packers have to be pretty rare trade partners, right??

28/8/2025, 9:04:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never doubt the big boobs.

28/8/2025, 9:02:57 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need opinions on this. Does pop (soda) or whatever you call it taste better out of a can or bottle? And by bottle we're talking plastic smaller ones that are closer to your normal 12oz can.

28/8/2025, 6:59:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only good thing about those uniforms is they are only wearing them for 1 game.

28/8/2025, 2:16:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welp, so much for getting help from the White Sox tonight.

28/8/2025, 1:31:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's such a big win 4-2 homestand feels so much more different than 3-3. Gotta not have a disaster of a road trip now to follow it up.

27/8/2025, 10:57:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woo could have hit a batter then gotten the last out as well. Normally I dont care personal streaks or history over the team winning but man, I think Woo should have had the chance to finish that.

27/8/2025, 9:59:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOOD VIBES!!

27/8/2025, 9:13:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn't get much better than a LB with the name Chazz.

27/8/2025, 7:02:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who doesn't?

27/8/2025, 2:28:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not the ending we wanted but that kind of fight after falling behind 5-0 will bode well in September.

27/8/2025, 4:40:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In any case this at least turned out to be an entertaining game.

27/8/2025, 3:44:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, well, well....

27/8/2025, 3:20:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least the Rockies gave us a gift tonight but man, at some point you have to start taking advantage of the Astros losing, especially against teams they should easily beat.

27/8/2025, 2:56:15 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems like this is going to be either the comeback win of the year or maybe one of the most lifeless letdowns tonight after the last 2 games.

27/8/2025, 2:29:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dylan Cease is 0-8 on the road this year by the way...

27/8/2025, 2:14:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30 minutes ago it looked like worst case scenario the Mariners would be 4 up in the wild card race after tonight with a chance to get to 5 up. Now they're down 5-0 and KC has come back from 4-0 down to take the lead in 9th at Chicago.

27/8/2025, 2:08:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inconsistent Castillo is back unfortunately.

27/8/2025, 1:55:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They'll be fine after they announce the TJ Lang signing.

26/8/2025, 10:42:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better than bumps on your hawk, amirite??

26/8/2025, 8:17:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MVS was doomed as soon as they gave him Eskridges jersey number.

26/8/2025, 7:12:40 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes he did but with so few games left there isn't much room for error in him finding it. Won't have a long leash.

26/8/2025, 3:35:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Offense carrying over from yesterday. You f*cking love to see it.

26/8/2025, 3:23:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't have time for Bryce to figure it out. He either has to have it or you start someone else every 5th day.

26/8/2025, 2:18:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:55:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Judge is a better hitter"...yeah, that's great but its the most valuable PLAYER not most valuable hitter.

26/8/2025, 12:46:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10 extensions?? Holy crap...

26/8/2025, 12:13:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great recruiting pitch. Be an All Anerican for us then work as a recruiter 3 years later. LOL.

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25/8/2025, 9:49:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mine is that I was 3rd at the state bowling tournament my senior year of high school where I had a 214 average.

25/8/2025, 9:07:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No thanks.

25/8/2025, 7:33:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's why this is called a sh*tpost.

25/8/2025, 7:29:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, Pete has already lost the locker room.

25/8/2025, 7:24:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really good to see the rotation get it going this series. Need that the rest of the way.

24/8/2025, 9:44:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now save some for the Padres series.

24/8/2025, 9:21:08 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to fight these b*tches.

24/8/2025, 9:12:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is more like it.

24/8/2025, 9:08:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that the crowds have been able to chant M-V-P at every homestand since the All Star Break but I'll never forgive the Mariners if they rob us of a full stadium doing it during the playoffs.

24/8/2025, 8:55:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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M-V-P!!!

24/8/2025, 8:45:55 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view