Stevie Kilner (@1steviekilner.bsky.social)
I quite like it here.
I do think I have a prophetic vision about the earth but whoβs going to listen to a clownβ¦..
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Just outside of Annan - at Westlands Country Park. Visited here the last couple of years.....always love my visits here π₯°π
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I promise not to eat them all before I leave* *I make no promises
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Sponsor!??? You never said sponsorship was available! ππ₯³ I am VERY happy to be sponsored to both post red panda content as well as consume dark chocolate tea cakes πππ
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I wouldn't normally disclose my sources, but.......Tesco superstore, Annan, Dumfries & Galloway π It's the only place I've found a ten pack of dark chocolate ones.
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Good morning.....and thank you! What a wonderful welcome πβοΈ
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The sun is rising on another glorious Scottish adventure π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώβ€οΈπ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
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Yes!! My postie, Anthony, only doesn't wear shorts if it drops below -10 degrees π₯Άπ
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I love it!! π I really hope it's one of those really snowy ones where no one gets Hury buy everyone gets a day off work π
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They're just THE greatest ππ
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I thank you....I thank you. I didn't want to let you down, Claire π x
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It's a two part challenge, Sarah and I can confirm that those are the elements that make up both of them π
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Tunnock's Dark Chocolate Tea Cake 10 Pack Challenge? Completed it, mate ππ
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Good morning Neill.....hope you have a marvellous Monday!
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Good morning Julia ππ A bit of late Med sun sounds lovely!! I hope you have a lovely time π If you're here this week, looks like an umbrella will very much be needed π§βοΈ
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And a very jolly if slightly Autumnal morning to you Cam π
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I shall be keeping my shorts on until at least November and piff and noodles to anyone who says I shouldn't.
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So it's good morning from me and it's good morning from the first day of meteorological Autumn π
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Well, naturally!! And some penguins. But I'd need a nice big pond for that.
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That's my lovely cat ornament π Look - I've even got a cat to go with it! π
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This is EXACTLY what I need! π Last time, I made the mistake of only buying one box on the first day of the holiday and when I went back............they'd all bloody gone ππ€£π€£ I will NOT make the same mistake! π
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Off to Scotland tomorrow for a week. The land of 10 packs of Tunnock's Dark Chocolate Teacakes...... As always, I'll be dressed to blend in. Anything I need to bring with me?
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No problem - we will get something sorted π xx
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Thank you, my friend - you too!
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And I've needed glasses ever since.
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It was!! We will definitely have to go back there for a pre-Xmas gander π
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The butterfly effect. #Caturday
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You and me both π But you're still stunning, Lisa π
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That and the squeaky noises at the end......just adorable ππ
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Stunning ππ₯°
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3 month old red panda cubs, born at Zoo Knoxville π Sound up for added bonus added cuteness π
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This is really all that matters to a piglet.
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Good evening. Tonight, I'd like to talk to you about what it's like to be an incredibly talented, handsome and successful person. Unfortunately, I can't do that. I can talk to you about classic crisp brands or how oddly satisfying brushing a piglet is.
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Blimey! So it is π
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Mum and dad are currently on the Swedish leg of their Scandi cruise. Highlights so far include; sitting on a stone Ram in Visby, beautiful sailboats, bastard burgers (which go well with the fucking fries) and posing like a right couple of tourists (which, to be fair, they are)
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This morning's walk was through the village graveyard and the long grass. And very lovely it was too.
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Good morning.....a bit like the song by 10cc, I don't like it....I LOVE IT! π You always come up with the best pressies π₯° The others are brilliant too - thank you! Whatever happiness is in me, it's people like you who certainly bring it out π xx
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All in moderation, of course π
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Thank you!! I was beginning to worry myself for a minute there π
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I like to think that cake truly has life-affirming properties π
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It is! I absolutely LOVE it π₯°
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Well said! β€οΈπ And it's never too early for a trip to a Christmas-stuff-packed garden centre and a hot chocolate π
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My dearest pal @booticketyboo.bsky.social really is a one-in-a-million β€οΈ Thank you so much and love you, Kim ππ xxx
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Having not had any cake on my birthday.......I finally made up for it! ππ We are back in business π₯³
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Shot the British Open at Eaton Hall, near Doveridge yesterday. Fantastic venue, terrific (and very testing!) shoot, great weather and had an utterly, utterly brilliant time π₯
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Thank you, Debs!! π€ x And I hope you have a smashing Bank Holiday too π
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Are you on that there WhatsApp?
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Yes ..... superb planning by the Minister for Bank Holidays π I am busily petitioning him to arrange one for yours. Two, in fact.
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I will make an extra special effort!! ππ xx Yes, only working Thursday this week and then off to Scotland the week after. Weather looks like it will finally let's us down (after two great years running) but we'll still have a lovely time....even with the mother-in-law ππ
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I shall pass it on, thank you, Alison π
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It's that level of thoughtfulness and dedication to the cause that you would absolutely never ever get from me. Thank you, Mr Willy π€π
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I did and it was lovely.....thank you!! ππ€ x
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You know what they say.....big feet.....really hard to find decent and competitively priced footwear π
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Thank you, Vick ππ€....had a lovely day π₯³ x
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It is Valerie's Birthday today, which means I get to work out whether whatever I've got her is of similar monetary value to what she got me yesterday so I can then decide what I'm able to send back to the manufacturer π This is true love, coupled with financial prudence β€οΈπ
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Oooof......Deep Victoria Sponge π Also, by complete coincidence, my drag name.
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π€£π€£π€£......those shoes were the best!! Loved my shoes π If they do them in a 12, I'm getting me another pair π
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Damn.....I loved those shoes......β€οΈ I wonder if they've got them in a 12 π€
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Thank you, Mrs P ππ€
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Thank you, Steve π
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Thank you so much to everyone who took time out to wish me "Happy Birthday". It is VERY much appreciated β€οΈ It was a low-key event. Not so much as a crumb of cake or drop of alcohol crossed my lips. But then, I am 55 and at that great age, I guess it's only right that I take things a bit easier π
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Yep, no cake. It was a bit of a quiet one, in truth. Not had a drink or cake - what is the world coming to!? Yes, if I'm still here I will try and make up for it next year - we shall seeπ
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Having birthday wishes from friends and red panda gifs can make any birthday good - thank you ππ€ xx
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It has been lovely - thank you Bruce! I need to message you about meeting up again when I'm up in Scotland the week after next. Might be able to get @kirstinr.bsky.social to come too, if it can be worked out π
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Awww......thank you my lovely friend ππ€
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Thank you Rob!
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I do like seeing this cake again!!! Thank you my lovely, this is perfect π€
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Thank you Ursula!! π€
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Ooooh.....that is a BIG cake! Thank you my friend ππ€β€οΈ
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This does indeed, feel like a blessing - thank you!! π
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Aww, I look forward to celebrating the big day when it comes! π₯³π₯³
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Thank you Gina! I've not had any drink or cake today, which is very good of me. But I did have a nice waffle earlier and a milkshake, like the big kid I am π x
Stevie Kilner (@1steviekilner.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww, thank you Dawn! You're always faultlessly kind to me and I really appreciate it ππ₯Ή xx
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That looks like a fine way to spend a birthday π Thank you kindly, Trev!
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Thank you Julia! ππ€ x
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Thank you! I would just like to be fed lots of snacks on my birthday - this seems a reasonable request π
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Thank you Sue! π
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Thank you Andy!! I am loving the cake to balloon ratio π
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She is going to nab the postman on Tuesday π
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Official footage of me being startled by cake π Thank you my lovely ππ€ xx
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Thank you, kindly, Mindles - I shall raise a cupcake to you π
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Thank you so much my lovely pal ππ€
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Thank you Vanessa, that's very kind of you but I would expect no less π I have eaten way too much today but as we both know, calories do not count on birthdays π xx
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π€£π€£ Look at me....NOT mother.....me! I was such a little cherub π
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Thank you Lisa! π€ x Yes, I'm yet ANOTHER year older! I am not complaining though as it is way better than the alternative π
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Thank you Rob!! Awfully kind of you sir π
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Been a quiet one but that is sometimes no bad thing, especially when you're an old man like me! Thank you so much for the card β€οΈ I am a bit of a muppet, so it's perfect ππ€£ Not opened the pressies yet.....so much "birthday admin" and I want to save them for when I can appreciate them properly π xxx
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I had always assumed this birthday notice appeared in The Times and not, as it turned out, in the North and West Cumbrian News & Star π€
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Furbie, waiting patiently for all my cards and pressies to arrive. I have told her this could be a very, very long wait......
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I should have that on a t-shirt π
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The Bonnie and Clyde of mid-Hertfordshire π