i am not an attractive person but you better believe i can eat too much chili at the function
fool on the planet. treat yourself a round of sausage https://youtu.be/caH8Uijm_Do
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i am not an attractive person but you better believe i can eat too much chili at the function
drinking lots of water today...drawing power from it...feeling strong
food mascots are weird. they’re either obsessed with the food, like the trix rabbit or chester cheetah, or they’re made of the food, like the m&ms, which raises a whole bunch of ethical quandaries
*blondie's "heart of glass"* 🎶i'm so hungry, gotta come to grips 🎶just finished a whole tube of chips
so come on down to billy corgan’s tower of pork, where the world is a ham spire
going to this would be an absolute dream come true
my mom: what game were you playing with your friend? me:
duality, man, etc.
i wanna go to a ren faire and have a 46 year old barmaid with her cleavage exposed give me a tankard of ale
it’s fun to think about good things happening
waitality
someone bring me edibles
old man shit: left arm extremely hurts if i try to lift it above chest level. why? who fucken knows. old man shit
there’s new kirby content and i can’t play it… the world is truly a cruel bitch
good to know
trying to remember if there’s a pokemon named meeple
that’s my guy
ah, expedition 34
kinda wanna play that gears remaster. gears been away too long
unfortunately because of this i learned that they added a jetstream sam subclass a few years ago and will be adding a bard subclass in their next expansion. it’s over for me
i recall saying out loud to myself the other day ”i wonder how guild wars is doing these days” and now this. the algorithm is always listening folks
ah loneliness, my constant companion, the silent nobody that settles in at the end of the day when everyone else is gone, offering no comfort and no shoulder. here we are again
new magical item: a burrito where the contents change depending on time of day. in the morning it’s eggs, potatoes, hash browns etc. around noon if it hasn’t been eaten it changes to meat, veggies, beans, and so forth. hire me wizards of the coast
wanted to get some things done around the place today but instead my body’s like “hey why not have a nap? laying down would be really good right now” fuck you i wanna be producti- zzzzzzzz
finally some culture around here
smartest person alive wakes up at 3 am to eat heartburn-flavored chips
holy fuck can it stop being summer. or at least stop being 85 degrees at 8pm
Hey fuck ron desantis bitch ass into oblivion
it’s okay for my shower to break. that’s fine. i didn’t have enough on my plate this past week so it’s okay to put that on there too. no problem. 🫠
flies got a lot of nerve
i’m not the biggest hollow knight fan but i hope folks sincerely enjoy silksong, for my part i’m just glad people will stop asking about it at every show and nintendo direct
Burn in Hell James Dobson, you complete fascist child abusing misogynist homophobic scumbag. Here's a quick 4,000 word obit that really lays out the truth about him. www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/08/jame...
come on, a pringles tube at least has a cap on it. a stax tube is even better since the cap on that isn’t translucent. this is bush league
retail wow staring me in the face like the green goblin mask
gonna be a long hot one
hope more folks give veilguard an honest try
my fucking alarm didn't go off because my phone died
i take this shit serious
the tape recorder bit is an all timer to me
me to the spider in my bathtub when i went to take a shower
if your game’s ui has markers to show “there’s new stuff to see in here” but no button or option for “mark all as read” so you have to go in and select every single new thing to get rid of the indicator then i wish a plague upon your house and may you never know a moment’s peace
developing a new d&d character, here’s the concept
referring to the topping on my frozen yogurt as “a soupçon of m&ms”
fuck off i am not digging into my bios to enable an option just to play a beta for a game i'm only marginally interested in
*diamond head voice* am i sleepy? yes i am
morrissey is a dong but he sure can sing about being a lonely worthless loser
listening… to song’s
me to guy playing ultimate mortal kombat 3 about to pick the purple robot: you don’t want that smoke
king of the ring ‘98 opened my eyes
would be pulling my hair out if i hadn’t shaved it off
when you manage to take out a dry bones, bowser jr., luigi dressed as a gondolier, and the dolphin from seaquest dsv: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1f...
dandadan. now that’s a tv show right there
talented/skilled people are so cool
remembered string cheese exists
desire to game at an all time low… could the spark truly be gone? or maybe i’m just very depressed (it is probably this)
can’t even enjoy it. due to temperature’s
each fresh day finds new ways to erode my soul
miserable ass hot ass day. 9 pm and it’s still 81f, fuck that
$40?! i ain't miss the homies that much
dreamt about the homies. i miss the homies
i have discovered there’s a flavor of mountain dew exclusive to kfc. this is unacceptable
shaved my head today. prickly and cool
hearing the halo shield recharge sound about a minute after stubbing my toe
incentivize these nuts
i have scientifically pinpointed the moment society began going to shit and it’s when responding to a surprising situation with “oh snap” fell out of style
losing weight sucks. my pants used to fit, now they're slipping down as i walk or go up the stairs. i don't want new pants, i like these pants. this is bullshit
oh my god i’ve always wanted cagliostro with this cast hell yes
it’s that time of the week once again
“oki, grandpa”
“okay grandpa let’s get you back to the lab”
why do i want a baked potato all of a sudden
wow! and chester cheetah!
can tell i’m not getting comfortable tonight
the best part of a burrito is the 5% with sour cream
*sopranos theme* 🎶threw up this morning 🎶wasn’t any fun
very annoying when a game you play regularly is updated with fresh content. hey man i was all caught up, i was done. now there’s more story to experience, more gear to equip, more areas to explore? rude
*guy standing up at a town hall meeting* it should be difficult to defend against getting kicked in the back of the head
do a flip
what’s it like to wake up with someone next to you? probably pretty fucked up if you aren’t expecting it
there is a 0% chance that hank hill would vote for someone from new york
me too bernie. $7? what a deal
love evo every single year, great matches, great reveals. think i’m beyond tired of seeing and hearing the word “chipotle” though
made a pizza in the oven. nature is healing
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okay i got one and holey moley this is saving my life right now
BREAKING: sonicfox still exceptionally good at mortal kombat
okay well i don't really need to watch the video now do i
how hard is it to get a fucking club sandwich around here
*sits up for an hour* aaaaaa i’m gonna die
vanilla and pudding… a winning combination
monster hunter stories? i got plenty of em
yeah man that’s how knowledge works
the “1-2 hours following taking a water pill” experience