Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
If you constantly lie with your face, it'll stay that way. Hey, it's proven science. Ask your mom
Fear the loss of Democracy. Outraged that chronic & pathological lying gets you elected. Sad that 40% of my country is more angry than they are smart. Optimistic the spirit & courage that founded this country, will reemerge to restore sanity.
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If you constantly lie with your face, it'll stay that way. Hey, it's proven science. Ask your mom
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How did 1939 deal with the brown shirts?
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Finally spotted the felon He's not dead, just in his habitat www.facebook.com/reel/1082871...
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Has anyone checked Laura Loomers lips? He may be there, dead or alive
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like more of a RFKjr prescription. Doge would increase efficiency with fentanyl
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Release the DC obituary files!!!
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Don't forget Slo-mo
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
No that's JD's sofa trying to report an assault
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Does BCBS cover that?
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
They canceled Colbert Sorkin's problem is the X% of American mouth breathers. You can't write for a smart audience and make ut to season 3 ( Studio 60& Sports Night) season 4 ( Newsroom). Hell, I'd watch season 4 of just Olivia Munn speaking Japanese. No explanation how West Wing got so far.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Do we really need another ISM?
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that's a woman who is transitioning
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Sssshhh for God's sake. Let them play tough guys a while longer. Next November we can figure out who knows which end the bullets come out
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Must have attended private school? Or possibly in another country?
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
When you have a 38% support rating, does that also apply to Life Support? I'm not a doctor, but I'm fine with it
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Fake news!!! There's no good alcohol free anything. Besides, even Bill W would give you a one-time pass for this. Blame it on your higher power
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Works for pathological liars
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
He's unique so . . . Let's go with unpresidented. Not a typo, just a heartfelt wish
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone seen the fatlady? She's up
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait!!! Did they serve the salmon mousse!? youtu.be/jMBsZC-FJNE?...
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Never a hand grenade around when you need, eh, I mean horse shoe
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YEA BABY!!! WAKE ME WAKE ME!!! even if it's from my favorite fantasy. You know, the one where a tall hot Chatgpt says: When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers . . ."
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Hint: Nation's richest most powerful men acted at great personal risk to benefit the less priviledged. Well, some of them not all. Stay tuned. The next revolt may work that error out. Appears we're resisting the White Supremacy that got back-burnered the 1st & largely the 2nd time we made Democracy
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
And unintended formation of the U.S. Navy HOOAH!
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay with the story through the over-reach, tyranny, escalation, deployment of troops to American cities, coopting sycophantic low IQ persons to support fascism & violation of what will be 3rd Amendment. Woe unto powergrabbing scum who force true patriots to meet in taverns & exercise Free Speech
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
If you paid any attention during exposure to actual American history, the image needs no explanation. If you're clueless, & have wandered away from X, run tell the felonious orangutan to have someone draw pictures of the context and events that followed this tarriff/ grotesque over-reach of power.
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Breaking News from RFKjr. If your name is Steve Miller and have no soul, he demands you boost your immunity by eating a bag of dicks daily. This is straight from the galaxy's foremost expert on public health for vapid, feckless Jewish Nazis
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Great reference!
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad South Park is giving him a pass. But the crypt- keeper won't
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Your GR can ride my horse, Natural Causes
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
I Don't believe you. Let's try anyway๐
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
I spend too much time pondering whether his ultimate demise will break the curse
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I buy all the rest of the Wednesdays? My wife let's me drink on Thursdays
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
The prick would find a way to rig it.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we on Central time or GMT? I wanna be ready
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Which Amendment covers fishing?
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Does Free DC! rhyme with Where are the Epstein files!?
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Rent a front end loader. Park in front of his house. Put equipment un reverse with the brake on. Make sure back-uo warning device is set on stun. Go to lunch.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
I know a self-hating Nazi that attacks immigrant workers; well in between molesting girls and women, and stealing from his employers
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Super glue if they're pop ups
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Mass quantities of ACME bird seed!! Birds come Birds shit First burns out grass Then comes back super green. So be sure to spell out a message when applying seed. PEDO LIVES HERE
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a typo: you can't spell asshole without M-A-G-A
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, he's awaiting his senate confirmation . Starts Monday
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
WILL!! It's kool-aid poisoning. They got Hip-no-tized by a lying buffoon on an escalator, bought the lies? Drank the juice. I'm pretty sure that explains what's wrong with the bottom 40%
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Just piss off the big baby felon and you can live there for free
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
I heaR ya skotti Make sure to pick me for your jury
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Cracker Barrel changed logo to remove JEFFERY EPSTEIN. Tell djt jr to STFU, like he even knows somebody who has been to a Cracker Barrel. Well maybe some J6ers Don't be distracted from what matters.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Anyone know what time ๐๐ฎ's flying ICE monkeys arrive to take over Chicago? The Chicago Police Department has reported a decrease in both violent and property crimes, with a 14% drop in overall Part I crimes year-to-date. So that's an emergency. Felon! Send in your clowns
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Did anyone else have " Darn, Democrat court won't allow us to release the Epstein files", on their Bingo card? Hypocrits gonna hypo
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
At least Amistad is historically true. If the goal is to restore a truthful telling of American history warts and all, avoid fictional depictions. There are plenty of historical scholars available.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Or a whale carcass on the roof of the family car.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
If you already know, I'm your brother in arms. If not, I probably can't explain: "It was a bright cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen.โ Either way, we're headed the same way.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
We won't know until the accusations of sexual assault come in. Just check the age of the accuser
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Who knows what ๐๐ฎ has blown
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Oh, Lili. Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, Lili!
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
More than keeping the photo alive, it's my profile picture. Waterskied with Lovell's kids in Timber Cove 2 miles from JSC. Although among the New Nine, he was definitely what Thomas Wolfe was talking about. A Gemini hero, an Apollo explorer. RIP Commander.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Steve did mothing wrong. I gave that flower to him earlier today ( in question) and am available to testify for a small fee plus expenses.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
I think i have been viewing a Goldberg machine all wrong. Your mechanism is far more reliable. Well done
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, what's gonna happen?
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Hang on Linda, I'm just finishing up a stategy manual call Old Yeller. The last chapter has a great plan for dealing with rabid dogs. Don't wanna spoil the ending for ya
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
People, sensible people ( not you herman) The fascists have just finished their Sunday hotpocket and are doing a Bluesky drive-by trying to incite outrage so they can feel relevant. I guess Fox is stuck on Hillary's email, so the short-bus crew are bored. Just block them and embrace Free Speech.
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What numbers retard?
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
If they're in America, you can bet it involved a shooting. 80% sure it was in Florida
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
This is just for the men: If that was you, would you ever wear pants?
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Phone home Seabiscuit! I assume you get good reception with that.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, god don't let jackie hear about the Kennedy Center
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a tight rope she's walking. She has to be dangerous enough such that powerful people will Quid a pro Quo for her silence or granting absolution to the felon. But not so dangerous that she gets transferred to Epstein's cell.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Min security inmates won't risk easy time in exchange for a murder case-- no matter how deserved. If released, she's crazy not to flee to UK. Family rich. $ has friends. But she's a loose end who shouldn't drink tea near an 8th story window. Can anyone doubt what her release means? Pedo in chief
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
You people know a lot of stuff. I should have paid more attention in school . . . Or find the dispensary you're using.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
People! It's a pathetic cry for attention. Just find the BLOCK button. Free Speech applies to diaper wearing mentally imbalanced creatures too. Just turn it off. But please, don't feed the animals.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
I stand corrected. Yes it's an addition to the East Wing. I casually called that a remodel. But facts matter. Second correct is that WH projects are undertaken with Congress appropriation, & private & public funds. Taco says he's paying. But we know it's our $
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly. Agree
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard those things spontaneous spout MAGA flag from their ass.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
I'm thinking of selling a " Natural Causes" advent calendar. Each morning, open the little window, and a new member of the administration is found dead from unexplained causes. No problem coming up with 25 names. I am struggling with the order. Do I want a big finish, or to begin with splash? Help
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, no. There's a discretionary budget for the clampets to remodel. The donations go in his pocket thru a series of organized crime activity.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Go ahead and scream. Not helpful, but you may feel better.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Get this lying bitch under oath!! Rupert, if you're listening, depositions work both ways.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
That walrus can't walk. Especially in public in NYC.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
We're sisters, I'm team Natural Causes. Although I'm hoping for something more aggressive than hardened arteries.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
People! Either it's a BOT, or a clown. Don't engage. Your energy will be needed for more worthwhile efforts to restore Democracy. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Ooops
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Wow! Season 27 of Southpark is taking it straight at ๐๐ฎ. Comedy Central's parent company is Paramount. The same bastion of integrity &courage, that ended Colbert " for economic reasons". Stone & Parker must have a bet about how many episodes it'll take to explode the felon's head. Hear his D talk.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Not just a horn. That's a trombone of a horn
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you and Steve. Can't have an otter in US, but i wish I could. They're an excellent relief from the antichrist.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
But the big one is: Trop v. Dulles Expatriation of a U.S. citizen as a punishment following a general court martial is barred by the 8th Amendment's prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment Although a military case, SCOTUS say it violates the 8th Amendment. Fuck you trump Tough guy bitch
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Nishikawa v. Dulles Nishikawa, a U.S. citizen, was forcibly conscripted into the Japanese Army. He was entitled to retain his American citizenship
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Afroyim v. Rusk, 387 U.S. 253 (1967), was a landmark decision of the Supreme Court of the United States, which ruled that citizens of the United States may not be deprived of their citizenship involuntarily.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they make good house pets? I'd just love having that little baby at my breakfast table every morning. Wonder if PetSmart has a bag of elephant chow. Calf formula-Large Breed?
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Running AGAINST MTG. Do we love him? Repost if you can live without MTG
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MS-13 is like the Easter bunny. ICE is waiting for them to hop on down the bunny trail
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Did the Christian National god target little girls at church camp with a flood? Couldn't warn Noah to build them an arc because we've defunded the weather sevices. Beware, we're heading into the old testament
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Hey ICE!!! I saw a shitload of immigrants messing around in Kerrville Texas. I think they were stealing firewood. They were pulling trees off of piles. Go get them. Glad you're deployed for nonsense political theater rather than helping victims of weather we can no longer predict.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Hey Texas! How do you feel about socialis democracy now? Still against it? Tell the Salvation Army to go to hell. You don't want their help. And stay out of the food pantries. And tell the gd immigrants to take their chain saws and go back to Mexico.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
And widely share access to the device. Let's take away the element of surprise & anonimity These "agents" are commiting crimes besides kidnapping, assault, and civil rights violations. Urinating in public. False license plates. Endangering public with reckless driving. Impersonating police officer
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
Resistors, buy a handful of AirTags or equivalent. When you see and ICE vehicle attach it in a less obvious place. Track movements. It will answer important Qs. Who? Home? Employer? Will also provide ability to predict raids, and get data on other "agents" These were not fed agents 1 yr ago.
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Won't matter after the felon orders his flying monkeys to seize the ballot boxes after posting armed Gestapo at polling places
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social) reply parent
Missouri a swing state? Reads dark red. But if we're asking to bounce that slimeball, OK
Slippery (@2slippery.bsky.social)
The upcoming threats and intimidation will take extraordinary courage from all of us. Voters, election workers, judges, lawyers, military, and police. On this Independence day let's dedicate ourselves to act now, avoiding the need for a 2nd declaration to reject tyranny