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Skeets Nehemiah

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Jeopardy! loser. Buckeye. Sad Dad Music Tour. Guards. Blue Jackets/Browns victim (I still love you, baby, and I’m sorry!)

created August 12, 2023

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I realize we’re moving ast cash, but WTH do so many of these prices end in $0.09?

3/9/2025, 1:52:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Someone.” LOL.

3/9/2025, 1:35:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Crime is down” is not enough while crime exists. Now consider that when Republicans say “crime”, they mean “black people.”

3/9/2025, 1:34:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thought it was hilarious when watching S1 of ‘Vikings’ that they were just killing community members left and right for little reason. Like, that’s not the way societies survived.

3/9/2025, 1:20:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why not define “left-leaning Republicans”?

2/9/2025, 12:08:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Richmond, if I had to.

2/9/2025, 3:12:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No flag? Have even the refs given up on this game?

2/9/2025, 2:52:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23 had TCU on the moneyline.

2/9/2025, 2:44:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Houston Nutt still alive? #Giggity

2/9/2025, 2:40:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chapel gRoan

2/9/2025, 2:37:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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North (Haverbrook) Carolina.

2/9/2025, 2:36:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UNC should move on to an even older HC.

2/9/2025, 2:35:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take him to the beach. Give him a Big Mac. Tell him he’s a good boy.

2/9/2025, 2:31:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“IT’S TACO TUESDAY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. DJT.”

2/9/2025, 2:06:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone needs to figure out the prompts to settle how many days are in a gym week.

2/9/2025, 1:56:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got fooled by the dateline. Tricksy @senatormeow.bsky.social

2/9/2025, 1:23:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t believe Carhartt hasn’t come up with team-color overalls for winter tailgates. Mint just laying there…

2/9/2025, 1:22:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Murder everyone on their 18th birthday.

2/9/2025, 1:11:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will add an additional half mile of merge lanes at 70/71.

2/9/2025, 1:00:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rex *really* wanted that UNC job.

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2/9/2025, 12:57:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Belichick gets charged by the text.

2/9/2025, 12:51:14 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Where were you when Trump is gonna die?!?”

2/9/2025, 12:46:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TCU’s D is ass is all we know at this point.

2/9/2025, 12:14:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Country Feedback

1/9/2025, 11:51:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They came with “improper socialization and abuse.” I think they’re onto something.

1/9/2025, 10:29:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damned shame that 17 is going to the League early and we’ll miss this helmet decal swap.

1/9/2025, 10:24:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surely “bombing Venezuela in revenge for Chavez interfering in my 2020 election loss” is the lost Nobel Peace Prize entry essay that’ll lock it up for Trump.

1/9/2025, 10:18:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Igbonusin”#2 as Davison breaks up the 4th down pass in the EZ.

1/9/2025, 10:15:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Van Hollen

1/9/2025, 10:11:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harbaughism.

1/9/2025, 10:07:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, too—Gus is gonna have to come up with something better than “TATER!” for 17.

1/9/2025, 10:04:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone told @lollardfish.bsky.social ?

1/9/2025, 10:01:55 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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And “tradeoffs” include paying taxes or fees.

1/9/2025, 9:59:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the broth! OMG!

1/9/2025, 9:32:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s an adderall overdose look like?

1/9/2025, 9:31:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not big enough.

1/9/2025, 9:13:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should really have leadership that has had to deal with the GOP in their own elections. Not NY, not CA, not HI.

1/9/2025, 9:09:30 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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4. Song that doesn’t make you think of an elephant.

1/9/2025, 9:02:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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False: There is no ceiling that can contain Joe Burrow.

1/9/2025, 9:00:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LMK when those conceived on this day turn 18.

1/9/2025, 8:56:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rewatching the game. 16 minutes in, I’ve heard “Severeld”, “Igbonusin”, and some mangling of Marotti. You’d think if they’re insistent on showing Ohio State 6 times a year at noon with the same crew, they could open a media guide.

1/9/2025, 8:52:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What “liberal-coded institutions” were opening?

1/9/2025, 1:56:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope that’s not one of the 31.

1/9/2025, 2:31:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Labor Eve. Yes.

1/9/2025, 2:20:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$1.4 billion value per Forbes. If you have friends/bankers, maybe…

1/9/2025, 2:19:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No.

1/9/2025, 2:17:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a lotta f*ing kids. Congrats!

1/9/2025, 1:57:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Grape.”

1/9/2025, 1:54:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Way this is going, is TAMU a must-win for ND? Not a lot of meat on the remainder of the schedule, assuming USC ain’t shit.

1/9/2025, 1:48:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fetid water, mebbe…

1/9/2025, 1:27:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ve got Ultra NA now. What even *is* that?

1/9/2025, 1:24:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Half Bud Lite, half water. Like when I waited tables and they asked for ginger ale, we would ask “Canada Dry or Vernor’s?” to determine how much 7 to put in their Coke.

1/9/2025, 1:16:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The whole thing was trash. Fonts all wrong.

1/9/2025, 1:13:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Piss in a pitcher for them.

1/9/2025, 1:12:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, that Coke fan commercial is some lazy AI slop. Like, there are USC fans, c’mon, I ain’t buying all that.

1/9/2025, 1:03:16 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:57:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I win the billion dollar Powerball, I’m fixing the fumble-through-the-end-zone rule.

1/9/2025, 12:53:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And neither is Iowa or Nebraska?!?

1/9/2025, 12:45:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now sing it in your best Eric Carmen voice.

1/9/2025, 12:20:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wario Christobal.

1/9/2025, 12:18:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until the Youths start showing up.

1/9/2025, 12:17:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So (ESPN’s) Sean McDonough has awarded Texas the win. Interesting.

1/9/2025, 12:16:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was it Neal Katyal?

1/9/2025, 12:10:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t believe no one’s reading Carson Beck on the read.

1/9/2025, 12:09:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, yes.

1/9/2025, 12:05:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A little shiny for brooding.

1/9/2025, 12:04:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same, but mainly because a) we broke the U and I want them to stay broke, and b) my own narrative that Beck wasn’t shit and won’t be with a UCL surgery.

1/9/2025, 12:02:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HeritageTVNumbers #ShinyPants

31/8/2025, 11:55:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And neither has won, putting up a composite 13-72effort against the Clemsons Tigerses.

31/8/2025, 11:53:33 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 1994 Ohio State/Notre Dame was the apotheosis of CFB threads. I mean, c’mon!

31/8/2025, 11:49:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These ND unis are an abomination compared to true Golden Dome lids and shiny pants of the 80s/90s. #shinypants

31/8/2025, 11:46:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s brought almost 3 billion people together. Are you listening, Oslo?

31/8/2025, 11:34:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘Margin Walker’

31/8/2025, 10:01:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t unsee Sean Bean and *this* Gary Oldman as a Spider-Man Meme.

31/8/2025, 9:24:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They lost in the 5th round of the Cup to Bone Cancer Town.

31/8/2025, 9:18:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One ring to rule them all.

31/8/2025, 8:17:46 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gothletic supporters.

31/8/2025, 8:10:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you have to ask…

31/8/2025, 2:18:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After one week, the Heisman race is WIDE open.

31/8/2025, 3:01:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I get it, but it’s an accumulation of disgust.

31/8/2025, 1:50:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t even watch them, I’m so disgusted by the entire thing.

31/8/2025, 1:47:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brian Kelly is uhh… 4th and 2 with no TOs and 10 seconds? Take the points.

31/8/2025, 1:19:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure his impending split suspension will prove to be quite a distraction.

31/8/2025, 1:16:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please do.

31/8/2025, 1:09:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone should tell Fox’s CFB producers.

31/8/2025, 1:00:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels like fucking with the lights between plays is a bridge too far.

31/8/2025, 12:25:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haven’t figured a rooting interest here. Just rooting for chaos. Go Tigers!

31/8/2025, 12:15:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoy the CFB this weekend, my homies. Next week is woof. Sooners/Michigan and CyHawk is about it.

31/8/2025, 12:01:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ron P 4 Bama.

30/8/2025, 11:34:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CFB is the only reason I miss the old place.

30/8/2025, 11:25:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7. Whore

30/8/2025, 11:24:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, at least they’re Great Danes. Can you imagine losing to Lesser Danes?

30/8/2025, 11:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, Iowa, honey, what is you doing?

30/8/2025, 11:15:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awesome when the broadcast crew doesn’t understand clock rules we’ve had for three seasons now.

30/8/2025, 11:12:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s more, but not 💯 between Bowling Green, Toledo, and Kent.

30/8/2025, 11:10:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can too!

30/8/2025, 11:07:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Penn State has to do some work against Oregon.

30/8/2025, 11:04:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Texas (32)

30/8/2025, 10:58:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing I realized, when compared to Disney (of course), is that Disney competes with the world of options. CP competes for people that honestly, have much fewer options.

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I love to see de Boer coaching da Hawgs.

30/8/2025, 10:19:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view