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I realize we’re moving ast cash, but WTH do so many of these prices end in $0.09?
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I realize we’re moving ast cash, but WTH do so many of these prices end in $0.09?
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“Someone.” LOL.
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“Crime is down” is not enough while crime exists. Now consider that when Republicans say “crime”, they mean “black people.”
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Thought it was hilarious when watching S1 of ‘Vikings’ that they were just killing community members left and right for little reason. Like, that’s not the way societies survived.
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Why not define “left-leaning Republicans”?
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Richmond, if I had to.
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No flag? Have even the refs given up on this game?
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23 had TCU on the moneyline.
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Is Houston Nutt still alive? #Giggity
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Chapel gRoan
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North (Haverbrook) Carolina.
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UNC should move on to an even older HC.
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Take him to the beach. Give him a Big Mac. Tell him he’s a good boy.
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“IT’S TACO TUESDAY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. DJT.”
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
Someone needs to figure out the prompts to settle how many days are in a gym week.
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Got fooled by the dateline. Tricksy @senatormeow.bsky.social
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I can’t believe Carhartt hasn’t come up with team-color overalls for winter tailgates. Mint just laying there…
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Murder everyone on their 18th birthday.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
Will add an additional half mile of merge lanes at 70/71.
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Belichick gets charged by the text.
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“Where were you when Trump is gonna die?!?”
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
TCU’s D is ass is all we know at this point.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
Country Feedback
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They came with “improper socialization and abuse.” I think they’re onto something.
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Damned shame that 17 is going to the League early and we’ll miss this helmet decal swap.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
Surely “bombing Venezuela in revenge for Chavez interfering in my 2020 election loss” is the lost Nobel Peace Prize entry essay that’ll lock it up for Trump.
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“Igbonusin”#2 as Davison breaks up the 4th down pass in the EZ.
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Van Hollen
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Harbaughism.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
Also, too—Gus is gonna have to come up with something better than “TATER!” for 17.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
Anyone told @lollardfish.bsky.social ?
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
And “tradeoffs” include paying taxes or fees.
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And the broth! OMG!
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
What’s an adderall overdose look like?
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Not big enough.
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We should really have leadership that has had to deal with the GOP in their own elections. Not NY, not CA, not HI.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
4. Song that doesn’t make you think of an elephant.
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False: There is no ceiling that can contain Joe Burrow.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
LMK when those conceived on this day turn 18.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
Rewatching the game. 16 minutes in, I’ve heard “Severeld”, “Igbonusin”, and some mangling of Marotti. You’d think if they’re insistent on showing Ohio State 6 times a year at noon with the same crew, they could open a media guide.
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What “liberal-coded institutions” were opening?
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I hope that’s not one of the 31.
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Labor Eve. Yes.
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$1.4 billion value per Forbes. If you have friends/bankers, maybe…
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No.
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That’s a lotta f*ing kids. Congrats!
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“Grape.”
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
Way this is going, is TAMU a must-win for ND? Not a lot of meat on the remainder of the schedule, assuming USC ain’t shit.
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Fetid water, mebbe…
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They’ve got Ultra NA now. What even *is* that?
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social) reply parent
Half Bud Lite, half water. Like when I waited tables and they asked for ginger ale, we would ask “Canada Dry or Vernor’s?” to determine how much 7 to put in their Coke.
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The whole thing was trash. Fonts all wrong.
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Piss in a pitcher for them.
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Man, that Coke fan commercial is some lazy AI slop. Like, there are USC fans, c’mon, I ain’t buying all that.
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If I win the billion dollar Powerball, I’m fixing the fumble-through-the-end-zone rule.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
And neither is Iowa or Nebraska?!?
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Now sing it in your best Eric Carmen voice.
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Wario Christobal.
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Wait until the Youths start showing up.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
So (ESPN’s) Sean McDonough has awarded Texas the win. Interesting.
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Was it Neal Katyal?
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I can’t believe no one’s reading Carson Beck on the read.
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So, yes.
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A little shiny for brooding.
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Same, but mainly because a) we broke the U and I want them to stay broke, and b) my own narrative that Beck wasn’t shit and won’t be with a UCL surgery.
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#HeritageTVNumbers #ShinyPants
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And neither has won, putting up a composite 13-72effort against the Clemsons Tigerses.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
The 1994 Ohio State/Notre Dame was the apotheosis of CFB threads. I mean, c’mon!
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
These ND unis are an abomination compared to true Golden Dome lids and shiny pants of the 80s/90s. #shinypants
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He’s brought almost 3 billion people together. Are you listening, Oslo?
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‘Margin Walker’
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I can’t unsee Sean Bean and *this* Gary Oldman as a Spider-Man Meme.
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They lost in the 5th round of the Cup to Bone Cancer Town.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
One ring to rule them all.
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Gothletic supporters.
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If you have to ask…
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After one week, the Heisman race is WIDE open.
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I get it, but it’s an accumulation of disgust.
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I can’t even watch them, I’m so disgusted by the entire thing.
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Brian Kelly is uhh… 4th and 2 with no TOs and 10 seconds? Take the points.
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I’m sure his impending split suspension will prove to be quite a distraction.
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Please do.
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Someone should tell Fox’s CFB producers.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
Feels like fucking with the lights between plays is a bridge too far.
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
Haven’t figured a rooting interest here. Just rooting for chaos. Go Tigers!
Skeets Nehemiah (@319e17th.bsky.social)
Enjoy the CFB this weekend, my homies. Next week is woof. Sooners/Michigan and CyHawk is about it.
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Ron P 4 Bama.
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CFB is the only reason I miss the old place.
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7. Whore
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I mean, at least they’re Great Danes. Can you imagine losing to Lesser Danes?
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Oh, Iowa, honey, what is you doing?
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Awesome when the broadcast crew doesn’t understand clock rules we’ve had for three seasons now.
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There’s more, but not 💯 between Bowling Green, Toledo, and Kent.
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I can too!
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Penn State has to do some work against Oregon.
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Texas (32)
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The thing I realized, when compared to Disney (of course), is that Disney competes with the world of options. CP competes for people that honestly, have much fewer options.
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I love to see de Boer coaching da Hawgs.