Serious T’s and P’s #RIP
Serious T’s and P’s #RIP
They aren’t all unfortunate 🤷🏽♂️
Resume builder
When it comes to abusing young girls, “disclosure” is the hostile act? 🤦🏻♂️ 🤦 🤦♀️
Our VP getting into fights on social, not to mention totally wrong 🤦🏻♂️
Just that it shouldn’t be a thing.
Born twice, and only died once. Still alive? 🤔
But everyone called him Penis
Turns out the Marxists haven’t yet taken over, so the drug makers will do what they want.
Needs to be heard. Needs to go down.
#BestBuds4Life
Since he blew a save for NYY, just fine to me.
Rooting for this team is completely insane. And yet, I’ll be back at it again later today. 🤦🏻♂️
Just a matter of time before a defender confuses a 3rd base coach (in full uniform and helmet) for a baserunner. #regularclothesforcoaches
Start your morning with two minutes of the testimony of Samuel Garcia, an average American who drove 3 hours to speak truth to power to the Texas legislature. Let’s decide that we are all Samuel Garcia. Get in their faces and make them listen. Mr. Garcia is a great American.
Art from a typewriter!!! I love creative people and I want this in my home.
The true shame is listing his accomplishments and not including the Gulf of America
Translation - “I often forgot her last name”
A tremendous amount of hostages 😆
Translation - “we’re not sure it works”
Every time
Next he will look to take credit for it 🙄
But not weather? 🤔
He’s 14? That’s fucking insane.
That’s almost like not sucking.
If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious. Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September
The yewsh 💪
Fire the officers, pay that guy some cash, fix his car, and apologize. Anything less would be same old bullshit.
Is his sister just banging MLBers, left and right? And also center, I’m told.
Haha. Let’s have a trial!! Would love to see all the evidence.
“have slid”
Take your time and think it through MAGA…you can do this.
So fucking gross
National Hot Dog Day and no baseball scheduled? So sad. 😞
Not to be technical, but pretty sure a few laws were broken as well.
Such a health nut
Official announcement expected in a couple of weeks 🤣
To be fair, the main guy is dead
If your constituents literally want you dead, maybe you aren’t doing a great job 🤔
Just a regular guy 🤣
Need to see a family tree on this one. Rusty Shit? Ima Shit? Eden Shit?
He’s total scum
Comparing it to Steele dossier and Mueller report 🤔
What a fucking moron. Every single day.
The issue has never been the physical ability
And what good does it do us to see it from closer?
Curious how you determine impactful. A miss on an 0-0 count (your #3) is more impactful than a missed strike 3 (ball called a strike) with 2 runners on?
Of all people, Hillary didn’t create an Epstein list. If anything, crossed out Bill’s name a few times.
Nothing says “nailed it” like 129 dead kids 🤦🏻♂️
Unwanted advances 🙄
No roids required!
This seems minuscule, but ok.
Me!
Especially nominating a guy that’s fully complicit in his war crimes
Trump - “are we really still talking about this guy that raped hundreds of children?”
Brilliant!!
Probably his daughters’ fault again
At least we had a highlight today 😞
Also, thanks for those bombs.
Love that place
But how will we recognize him?
Very kind Pete, but they should just call FEMA. Oh wait!?!? ://
Cut it either way. Part time employees.
Is this a joke?
And her illegal baby
Get out your checkbook, Texas
Here’s what it looks like a billion miles away. Um, ok.
Generally agree. But space research feels a little “nice to have”. At least, always has to me.
The service of caging people?
10% off Presidents’ Day sale at 6’⬇️4Less on Main and Elm
Great. Can we have healthcare now?
Or just cut it either way. Part time job.
A for accuracy
Can we throw a VP and a Senate in there as well?
Here’s to taco Tuesday, pepperoni pizza, and hot dogs!
Does that make it unofficial? 🤔
Release the names!
If only we had some data and technology to help predict its path and protect people. #thanksDoge
Don’t think we need a fire expert to confirm that one
But you knew it’s a good thing and you wouldn’t vote to kill it. ✅
“Doesn’t every state call it Healthy Louisiana?” -Pearl, from LA
Does it come in a large?
RIP Bucs of Thunder 6/27/25-7/3/25
Winning!!🥇
Yeah. 90% is optimistic. I’d settle for like 52% or so.
I’m mean if that’s not a euphemism for Elon Musk, what is?
I don’t think this planet can take 40 more years of Steven Miller.
And really more like 90%, once MAGA gets a taste of the outcome.
In fact, the only people who like it are the ones that voted for it. Jim, you somehow managed to harm more people as a congressman than a wrestling coach.
Trumps sad face at the end 🤣
These employees should certainly be outraged, but surprised? We are living in a fascist state. Look around. It’s happened already. www.cnn.com/2025/07/03/c...
Makes perfect sense. Faith in something that defies every shred of evidence.
#elbowsout
Every. Single. Day. 🤦🏻♂️
A pretty sweet deal, if you completely misunderstand how tariffs work.
Call it what it is. Paramount paid a large corporate bribe.
Meanwhile the kid’s penis is nailed to the post.
Stay as long as you’d like
Smell like a sucker
