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april

@4oh3.net

trans, lesbian, tired

created July 3, 2023

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markdown for subscripting is the only usage I know of

4/9/2025, 4:28:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am too stupid to understand or even figure out where to start getting all of this documentation together. I just want to schedule a chat with a doctor about getting a pussy why is this so hard

4/9/2025, 4:16:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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women are so damn beautiful.

4/9/2025, 1:47:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeh

4/9/2025, 1:41:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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... this is what popped into his head in response to his daughter being in a magazine

3/9/2025, 11:40:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the cops are the ones that usually do the bombing here anyway

3/9/2025, 10:21:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like my plans this evening have changed

3/9/2025, 10:18:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait what? Need

3/9/2025, 10:14:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will tell the truth to any woman that asks though.

3/9/2025, 10:00:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm 6'5" but I'm going to start telling every guy that asks about my height that I'm 5'10" to really fuck with them

3/9/2025, 9:56:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's fucking annoying that the pussy factory requires so much paperwork. the mere fact that i want this should be enough

3/9/2025, 9:28:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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high school is like a billion years in the past but I'm still just a tiny bit jealous because I couldn't hurdle for shit and I had no fucking stamina for XC

3/9/2025, 7:41:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am taking some small measure of joy that some of my favorite women on this site also ran their hearts out

3/9/2025, 7:35:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was okay, a lot faster in the water when I was on the swim team. Moving to a school that didn't have a pool sucked so much

3/9/2025, 7:31:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just ran 400m and 4x400m relay. Couldn't jump worth a damn :D

3/9/2025, 7:25:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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... also apparently I am really into collarbones??!

3/9/2025, 5:37:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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whoawowholyshit

3/9/2025, 5:35:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh dear

3/9/2025, 3:32:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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haven't done the sports in a while (off ow my knees) but i was a swim, track and baseball girlie -and- i am actually really fucking good at support in the vidya

3/9/2025, 3:30:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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playing manhunt at night and getting about 10-12 other kids involved in it

3/9/2025, 2:14:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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or, rather, hiding from ourselves

2/9/2025, 11:49:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like some of us thought we had a sense of who we were but nah we were just lying to ourselves

2/9/2025, 11:48:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think some of it just comes from peeling off layers of self-repression.

2/9/2025, 11:47:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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as a tattoo

2/9/2025, 11:35:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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okay so, maybe like, panel lines like A2, but then some fucked up clearly corrupted tentacles ripping out from underneath and slithering across my body

2/9/2025, 11:33:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that image scratched the part of my brain that itches to be called kitten

2/9/2025, 11:30:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's the attempt i want more than the results

2/9/2025, 11:14:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sometimes I just wake up from a nap and desperately want a girl to get me pregnant. she won't be able to but I really really need her to try

2/9/2025, 11:10:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the abolish ice girl is significantly better than the abolish ice boy

2/9/2025, 11:04:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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truest statement i have read today

2/9/2025, 9:54:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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took a post nap selfie and for a moment I was like okay maybe kinda cute but then I started to NOTICE THINGS and anyway I bought some chicken wings to eat my feelings

2/9/2025, 9:49:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no idea what that is but yeah probably

2/9/2025, 9:17:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still believe she'll get there some day, but it will be on a whim and not something she planned

2/9/2025, 9:16:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im just a butcher. i play with knives professionally

2/9/2025, 8:13:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we see so much of ourselves in the ones that don't make it.

2/9/2025, 5:31:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the left thigh continues to pose some challenge in this area. we will adjust in two weeks time and try again

2/9/2025, 5:21:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the tuesday injection trust & safety team reports a successful administration of the juice of sappho. there was an extremely minor amount of blood but no pain.

2/9/2025, 5:20:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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did get to see the infinite wrench, which was hilarious and fun and also the first time I publicly used April as my name. we were going to go see a tswift string quartet in another part of the city but some plaster fell off the ceiling and landed on someone so that got cancelled. need to go back

2/9/2025, 4:33:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't get to spend as much time there as I wanted. I was visiting my best friend and she and her girlfriend where dragging around and showing me all sorts of things. I spent hours inside of the women and children bookstore, though, and omg I loved it in there.

2/9/2025, 4:33:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i want to revisit chicago so much. andersonville was probably the most comfortable place i had ever been just walking around being me

2/9/2025, 3:53:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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... gdi

2/9/2025, 3:46:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have two kids, a 22 year old and a 19 year old.

2/9/2025, 3:43:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hell ye

2/9/2025, 3:37:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I worked up the nerve to transition on the other side of 40 and am I'm just.. oof. That's some rancid shit, Fae. Sorry you're witnessing it firsthand.

2/9/2025, 3:35:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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... Well, I went from annoyed to angry pretty quick.

2/9/2025, 3:32:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we're supposed to want trans kids to have that joy, to make sure they never have to go through the shit we did when we were their age.

2/9/2025, 3:28:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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techno + coffee = a wide awake april

2/9/2025, 3:26:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same, TBH

2/9/2025, 2:59:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh yeah, floating holidays expire and it's dumb. Vacation rolls over.

2/9/2025, 2:36:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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flag fucking is so freaking weird, and i'm saying that from across the pond in maryland

2/9/2025, 2:31:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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any allergies we should be aware of before offering treats

2/9/2025, 2:28:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but my collective bargaining agreement made it so I get paid extra that day! (i actually like being union but I think they should have pushed for this to be a day off or make it volunteer only like Xmas)

2/9/2025, 2:27:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah. it's the day I get paid time and a half and am granted a single paid vacation day (that expires) that I can use some other day because I have to work day of because an email job haver wants a 3 day weekend

2/9/2025, 2:09:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So it needs seven people to be delusional. Just seven people to get taken in by the sunk cost fallacy. Only seven people unable or unwilling to admit they made an error. Only seven.

2/9/2025, 2:04:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to you seeing all of this in the rear view

2/9/2025, 1:57:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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every goddamn time

2/9/2025, 1:44:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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decided i don't need to be awake for the nonsense

2/9/2025, 3:03:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i die a little whenever i get sir'd. going to haunt their asses if they keep it up

2/9/2025, 2:48:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have concerns.

2/9/2025, 2:47:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i carry an extra, just in case.

2/9/2025, 2:46:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im gay

1/9/2025, 11:16:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and august gets _me_

1/9/2025, 9:23:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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halloween is basically easter with all the eggs i find

1/9/2025, 9:22:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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for me it's a little bit of bittersweet nostalgia. it was the first time I ever put on a dress and felt _right_ for once. (granted i buried that feeling after but...) a lot of other girls are going to have that same experience. they'll put on the dress "as a joke" and learn about themselves

1/9/2025, 9:21:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this some more Your Party shit? How does it keep getting worse?

1/9/2025, 9:13:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's cool, once you get through this one you have only two more.

1/9/2025, 8:24:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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feel that one in my bones

1/9/2025, 8:01:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they make it really hard to enjoy being a bad girl for the good guys

1/9/2025, 7:58:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if this games NPCs are going to order me around to kill someone they need to really lean into degrading me and/or being extremely horny about the murder in some other way the atredies just aren't horny enough

1/9/2025, 7:57:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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................................

1/9/2025, 7:33:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a good portion of them might have involuntarily donated their biomass to the hive fleets and I think that's swell

1/9/2025, 7:27:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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neeeeeeeeeeed

1/9/2025, 7:25:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like I am perpetually apologizing for my idiot countrymen

1/9/2025, 7:23:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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huh! I really like the hall effect switches I have on my keyboard, probably the most comfortable typing experience I have ever had The whole thing is heavy as hell though with an all metal chassis and the gaskets and sound dampening foam

1/9/2025, 7:21:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is that a magnetic or mechanical switch?

1/9/2025, 7:08:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sable.

1/9/2025, 6:30:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mm, okay, that was a bit of a stretch

1/9/2025, 6:24:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ma'am, you've posted evidence that shows you know what to do with oils

1/9/2025, 6:23:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so it was a comfortable outfit for the flight, hell yeah

1/9/2025, 5:57:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let her cook.

1/9/2025, 5:54:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't feel anything from this. Soulless as fuck

1/9/2025, 5:40:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was talking to a friend about this last night, actually

Just a screenshot of a text message talking about wanting to be vampires
1/9/2025, 5:16:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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don't give a shit about the domme or top stuff, but i am going to ask the woman whose mere existence years ago helped me out now she's doing

1/9/2025, 5:13:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hmm. okay, fuck it.

1/9/2025, 5:06:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh, right, i get paid time and a half today.. and get a floating holiday.

1/9/2025, 3:18:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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handler one after she has that little red streak in her hair silver hair 😍

1/9/2025, 2:36:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh thank goodness that gives me another shot at my 20s, I'd been fretting about missing them

1/9/2025, 2:25:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's funny because i just got a keychron Q3 HE and it's been a dream to type on and now im curious to see how this one feels

1/9/2025, 1:32:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm a little worried that this pic made me aware of how hungry I am

1/9/2025, 7:30:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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aliteracy, autism spectrum disorder, acute respiratory distress syndrome, acid snow, binge eating disorder, crony capitalism, gateway drug, golden parachute we got French manicure though

1/9/2025, 7:23:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh, oh shit I take back how bummed out I was about 1981 if I get to share the year with becs

1/9/2025, 7:17:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I write to criticize and attack myself.

1/9/2025, 7:12:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mechs as vampires as an over the top allegory about war being fueled but the blood of the young and a "magic system" that sucks the joy and creativity out of life by forcing conformity

1/9/2025, 7:08:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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literally only wrote a "magic system" to break it and point out it was stupid

1/9/2025, 7:01:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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... I love the language but I can't take that shit seriously, I'm sorry

1/9/2025, 6:57:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1981 kind of a downer all around huh

1/9/2025, 6:56:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm looking at the 81 list and it's distressing

1/9/2025, 6:53:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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shit, sorry

image with the words: 1981 acephalgic migraine acid snow ACL acute respiratory distress syndrome aerobicize aliteracy alprostadil amped app aquaponics autism spectrum disorder autocorrect baryogenesis BASE jumping bashful bladder B-boy binge eating disorder biodiesel board sport body double boom box breaking buffalo wing burrata
1/9/2025, 6:45:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeag

1/9/2025, 1:39:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(it's just the fire triangle (fuel, heat, oxygen) but it mostly exists just to poke at systemization and standardization and how it doesn't allow for things to be messy, even if there is art in mess)

31/8/2025, 10:26:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view