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markdown for subscripting is the only usage I know of
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markdown for subscripting is the only usage I know of
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I am too stupid to understand or even figure out where to start getting all of this documentation together. I just want to schedule a chat with a doctor about getting a pussy why is this so hard
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women are so damn beautiful.
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yeh
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... this is what popped into his head in response to his daughter being in a magazine
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the cops are the ones that usually do the bombing here anyway
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Looks like my plans this evening have changed
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Wait what? Need
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I will tell the truth to any woman that asks though.
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I'm 6'5" but I'm going to start telling every guy that asks about my height that I'm 5'10" to really fuck with them
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it's fucking annoying that the pussy factory requires so much paperwork. the mere fact that i want this should be enough
april (@4oh3.net) reply parent
high school is like a billion years in the past but I'm still just a tiny bit jealous because I couldn't hurdle for shit and I had no fucking stamina for XC
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I am taking some small measure of joy that some of my favorite women on this site also ran their hearts out
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I was okay, a lot faster in the water when I was on the swim team. Moving to a school that didn't have a pool sucked so much
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I just ran 400m and 4x400m relay. Couldn't jump worth a damn :D
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... also apparently I am really into collarbones??!
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whoawowholyshit
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oh dear
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haven't done the sports in a while (off ow my knees) but i was a swim, track and baseball girlie -and- i am actually really fucking good at support in the vidya
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playing manhunt at night and getting about 10-12 other kids involved in it
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or, rather, hiding from ourselves
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like some of us thought we had a sense of who we were but nah we were just lying to ourselves
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I think some of it just comes from peeling off layers of self-repression.
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as a tattoo
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okay so, maybe like, panel lines like A2, but then some fucked up clearly corrupted tentacles ripping out from underneath and slithering across my body
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that image scratched the part of my brain that itches to be called kitten
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it's the attempt i want more than the results
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sometimes I just wake up from a nap and desperately want a girl to get me pregnant. she won't be able to but I really really need her to try
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the abolish ice girl is significantly better than the abolish ice boy
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truest statement i have read today
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took a post nap selfie and for a moment I was like okay maybe kinda cute but then I started to NOTICE THINGS and anyway I bought some chicken wings to eat my feelings
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no idea what that is but yeah probably
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I still believe she'll get there some day, but it will be on a whim and not something she planned
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im just a butcher. i play with knives professionally
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we see so much of ourselves in the ones that don't make it.
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the left thigh continues to pose some challenge in this area. we will adjust in two weeks time and try again
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the tuesday injection trust & safety team reports a successful administration of the juice of sappho. there was an extremely minor amount of blood but no pain.
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did get to see the infinite wrench, which was hilarious and fun and also the first time I publicly used April as my name. we were going to go see a tswift string quartet in another part of the city but some plaster fell off the ceiling and landed on someone so that got cancelled. need to go back
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I didn't get to spend as much time there as I wanted. I was visiting my best friend and she and her girlfriend where dragging around and showing me all sorts of things. I spent hours inside of the women and children bookstore, though, and omg I loved it in there.
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i want to revisit chicago so much. andersonville was probably the most comfortable place i had ever been just walking around being me
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... gdi
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i have two kids, a 22 year old and a 19 year old.
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hell ye
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I worked up the nerve to transition on the other side of 40 and am I'm just.. oof. That's some rancid shit, Fae. Sorry you're witnessing it firsthand.
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... Well, I went from annoyed to angry pretty quick.
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we're supposed to want trans kids to have that joy, to make sure they never have to go through the shit we did when we were their age.
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techno + coffee = a wide awake april
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Same, TBH
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Oh yeah, floating holidays expire and it's dumb. Vacation rolls over.
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flag fucking is so freaking weird, and i'm saying that from across the pond in maryland
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any allergies we should be aware of before offering treats
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but my collective bargaining agreement made it so I get paid extra that day! (i actually like being union but I think they should have pushed for this to be a day off or make it volunteer only like Xmas)
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yeah. it's the day I get paid time and a half and am granted a single paid vacation day (that expires) that I can use some other day because I have to work day of because an email job haver wants a 3 day weekend
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So it needs seven people to be delusional. Just seven people to get taken in by the sunk cost fallacy. Only seven people unable or unwilling to admit they made an error. Only seven.
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Looking forward to you seeing all of this in the rear view
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every goddamn time
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decided i don't need to be awake for the nonsense
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i die a little whenever i get sir'd. going to haunt their asses if they keep it up
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i have concerns.
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i carry an extra, just in case.
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im gay
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and august gets _me_
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halloween is basically easter with all the eggs i find
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for me it's a little bit of bittersweet nostalgia. it was the first time I ever put on a dress and felt _right_ for once. (granted i buried that feeling after but...) a lot of other girls are going to have that same experience. they'll put on the dress "as a joke" and learn about themselves
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Is this some more Your Party shit? How does it keep getting worse?
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it's cool, once you get through this one you have only two more.
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feel that one in my bones
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they make it really hard to enjoy being a bad girl for the good guys
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if this games NPCs are going to order me around to kill someone they need to really lean into degrading me and/or being extremely horny about the murder in some other way the atredies just aren't horny enough
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................................
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a good portion of them might have involuntarily donated their biomass to the hive fleets and I think that's swell
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neeeeeeeeeeed
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I feel like I am perpetually apologizing for my idiot countrymen
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huh! I really like the hall effect switches I have on my keyboard, probably the most comfortable typing experience I have ever had The whole thing is heavy as hell though with an all metal chassis and the gaskets and sound dampening foam
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is that a magnetic or mechanical switch?
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Sable.
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mm, okay, that was a bit of a stretch
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ma'am, you've posted evidence that shows you know what to do with oils
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so it was a comfortable outfit for the flight, hell yeah
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Let her cook.
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I didn't feel anything from this. Soulless as fuck
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don't give a shit about the domme or top stuff, but i am going to ask the woman whose mere existence years ago helped me out now she's doing
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hmm. okay, fuck it.
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oh, right, i get paid time and a half today.. and get a floating holiday.
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handler one after she has that little red streak in her hair silver hair 😍
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oh thank goodness that gives me another shot at my 20s, I'd been fretting about missing them
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it's funny because i just got a keychron Q3 HE and it's been a dream to type on and now im curious to see how this one feels
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I'm a little worried that this pic made me aware of how hungry I am
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aliteracy, autism spectrum disorder, acute respiratory distress syndrome, acid snow, binge eating disorder, crony capitalism, gateway drug, golden parachute we got French manicure though
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oh, oh shit I take back how bummed out I was about 1981 if I get to share the year with becs
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I write to criticize and attack myself.
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mechs as vampires as an over the top allegory about war being fueled but the blood of the young and a "magic system" that sucks the joy and creativity out of life by forcing conformity
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literally only wrote a "magic system" to break it and point out it was stupid
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... I love the language but I can't take that shit seriously, I'm sorry
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1981 kind of a downer all around huh
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I'm looking at the 81 list and it's distressing
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yeag
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(it's just the fire triangle (fuel, heat, oxygen) but it mostly exists just to poke at systemization and standardization and how it doesn't allow for things to be messy, even if there is art in mess)