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SE of pittsburg, found em
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
I would bet cash money that he has used Ron Zertnert to check into hotels
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
Happy Bisexual Visibility Month 🩷💜💙
Every time I witness a person realize or find out that Lahacred actually kills you after Prae, another year gets added to my life. Yes. Realize the horrific trauma this man carries because he watched his own hands kill the Warrior of Light.
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
To love is to garden; is my ground right for your roots? Can I plant my heart inside your ribcage like seeds in soil so it can grow alongside yours? If we tend to this right, we many sprout and bloom. We may last the season, souls twinned like vines.
Sea Level xkcd.com/3135/
![Comic. [Two people on shore looking at body of water] PERSON 1: Hey, where’s that big island we were looking at this morning? PERSON 2 with short hair: Oh, it’s underwater. The ocean’s depth here goes up and down by like ten feet every day. PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: It’s because the planet has a big moon orbiting near the surface. It causes weird gravity effects. PERSON 1: *What???* [caption] People here are used to them, but tides are one of the weirdest and most sci-fi elements of life on Earth.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidj2tdqhkgoamiqf5reqt7kvbpt26x3cgjxsp4rtwwb46qumcltdq@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Drawing the G'rooty to get through trying times #grahatia
Aed is a handsome string bean and anyone who says otherwise simply doesn't have manners! Character creation is an art & imo if you can't work with the tools you're given to make a character you enjoy, it's simply a skill issue
Using one photo already on your phone, what's the announcement tomorrow at 2?
First Pokémon locals with champ points on the line & I go 1-3... & I only got the 1 by default bc I got matched vs the only junior & they had to leave since its a school night. Doesn't feel great Seems like the more I try to lock in w this VGC team, the worse I do. But we persevere & keep learning
i cannot pretend i do not feel this between us. i cannot pretend i don't want to love you.
It’s a given that one of us is going to give in: we’re not together but we’re never apart; we say we’re fine on our own, but we can’t leave each other alone.
My whimsy levels are dangerously low. I’ll have to tuck a flower behind your ear and call you sunshine.
Summer Karlach (June 2024) #baldursgate3 #karlach
fma is the greatest story ever written
When you greed one too many GCDs
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September. Have a pic my mom sent me of Milo enjoying some peace & quiet away from his sister while running errands with my mom!
If you can't beat your enemies, confuse them. >:3 Illustration - #OC - #OCart - #originalcharacter - #anime
I think the skypirates are pretty cool ☝️ #art #ffxiv
Futures Rewritten #FFXIV
Outfit design for June/ Thank you so much again// #commission
I actually never posted this meme launcher rework on blue sky! Work from 28.08.2024. The Master of the Spear, Rigid Branch himself! And my the most popular piece on X (like... what?! 😅) I will miss this launcher when new #GW2 expansion will be released. ^^ #anthro #GW2
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS
O cruelest muses, finally deigning to grace my unworthy shell with the glimmer of temptation only when I least have the spoons to act on their grand designs
ニャース
#ロコンの日
ブースターもふ
One day if I haven’t exploded from having 100 WIPs crushing me I think writing childhood friends to lovers Lorion with this exact premise might fix me
[ #kitart #ffxivart ] wild dogs
Dragonair + Dratini (crop of a bigger illustration over on my patreon)
‘Tell me to stop,’ you whisper, so close I can feel the ghost of your breath on my lips. I would rather stop the world from spinning than stop this, but that’s too silly to say, so I simply pull you in the rest of the way.
A truly masterful mlem!
expanding on this (sorry loam LOL) but imo making your characters be straight up wrong about something important will make you a better writer because you have to figure out WHY they feel that way and what makes them tick. you have to get inside their brain and roll around. it's so important.
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
No dnd tonight so I made a shiny instead #GuildWars2 #GW2
新生祭イラストが素敵すぎて、こんな幻も見たくなったので…。 新生12周年おめでとうございます！
I can't let it be forgotten
I think my favorite troupe is the devotion one. If this man isn’t obsessed I don’t want it I want unwavering affection. I want pathetic worship. I want “I will give you anything you ask for, just say the word” measures of love I love when you have a giant, mountain of a man consumed by little wife
Hey, don't be sad. Stoic grumpy masculine character moaning and whimpering, okay?
That time 12 years ago when I had some of the most fun making a video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iQF...
America's turn toward anti-intellectualism following the election of George W Bush means that our own local rednecks are no longer interested in or capable of this type of scientific research
Raise your mugs with Giott!🍺🍻 #ffxiv #ジオット#lalafell
“He’s behind me, isn’t he?”
He may not be dead, but all the commotion on social media last night *finally* resulted in some major news outlets talking about his health and age, so I say we keep it up
😇 #xiv:ss
...I was today years old
>"They won't let the press pool near him" Oh now THAT'S suspicious. The man fucking LOVES to yammer.
I’ve polled 40 students at my liberal arts college in the Pacific Northwest. 60% report that they avoid AI chat bots like the plague. 75% report having a generally or strongly negative opinion about how AI will impact the future.
we can just keep saying he's dead and refusing to credit or acknowledge anyone who refers to him being alive, this will work, trust me and just follow my lead
If hopelessness has made a home in your heart, it cannot be dislodged easily or all at once. Chip away at it with small victories, moments of hope and defiance. It is not easy and it will take time and effort, but strive to make it an uncomfortable home, a place where despair is no longer welcome.
It was absolutely JD & now its just a Weekend at Bernie's thing
Doomscrolling is a lot more fun when you're rooting for the doom
you're the main reason to keep on going
I’m the blaze, burning on the outside with a molten inside; you’re water, a calm surface hiding a riotous current underneath. Is that why we work? You put out my flames with your touch; I create ripples in you with mine.
Desire is a lingering look, a kiss that devours, an exploratory touch. Devotion is gentle fingers brushing skin, not to claim but to memorize, and a soft press of lips that beg to be consumed.
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
hyperfixating on ocs can feel weird as hell theres no tv show no videogame no webcomic no fandom no nothing its just me losing my marbles in the kitchen making all the damn food for myself IM GOING CRAZY
I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
She's incarnated into her true form as a dice goblin
not now kitten, daddy’s preparing for the greatest day on the internet
I never wanna hear “stories with girl main characters don’t sell/aren’t universal!” ever EVER again
Undertale
Ginkgo Trees 💛🦌 #art
Pixel Tree ❤️
エネコ #pokemonfanart
Manifesting
I haven't slept all night I'm just waiting for the east coasters to wake up & deliver news like a medieval king waiting on heralds to bring news from the front
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
✨ like to charge, repost to cast ✨
If someone tells me that he’s alive I’m gonna tell them that it isn’t the time to talk about that. Not while folks are grieving. We should focus on mental health
Them: even if he dies, nothing with change Me: except he’s dead and I’ll be glad he’s dead and everyone will be glad he’s dead. Now give me my tambourine back, Susan
Not the “it’s a distraction” people coming out to try to dampen the first real joy folks have had in months
What's even funnier is that the more it gets googled and searched and typed, the bigger it trends and now all the news outlets feel compelled to cover the rumour, but with no sign of the guy, that just fuels the rumour which means more googling, trending and coverage.
standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
The Gilded Rage
To anyone who’s like “so what if he is? Everything’s still fucked.” Hey, the Empire didn’t fall immediately, but blowing up the Death Star was still AWESOME.
the schrodinger cat theory: he's dead until he shows up
This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.
“Good,” said Toad.
Apparently "No One Mourns the Wicked" is rapidly rising the charts over here 🤞
Apparently "No One Mourns the Wicked" is rapidly rising the charts
Oh my god, that's so scary! I hope you're all right!
In bulk!
Bluesky right now ...
Ernest Prattler 