did you know you can crush eggshells to make plant food or that you can set yourself on fire
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did you know you can crush eggshells to make plant food or that you can set yourself on fire
okay it's September which means time to start thinking about this year's Spooktober Challenge- watching one horror film a day for the month of October I'll post my various lists in this thread for anyone who's thinking about joining me π½οΈ
I had to utter "Spoopy" three times in a mirror, in a room lit only by candles made of waxed succubus blood to summon this dreadlord in order to save Bluesky. Hope you're happy ππ¦
Summer's gifts
happy labor day
βGood morning, my little minions.β
first batch of garden peppers blistering for hot sauce
β ββββ only works in one direction. i can't convert my soup to hdmi with this
i gasped!!
I can only assume this item is cursed
Girls be like, βI needed this.β And itβs just them literally turning themselves into lil simmer pots, with a glass of wine and a smutty book. π¦π±'π° πͺπ’... β'πͺ π€π¦π―π©π°
annual reminder
People are too quick to label someone as a bot when they might just be a Very Stupid Person
More and more people are saying it!
he sits so good
*pulls up to the drive thru* yeah let me get a crispy scrungler
i did this and had a kind of weird time
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
keep finding wizard sticks.
Good night π andβ¦.
ya gotta turn your heartlight on and pretend that you are also a cat
a while ago i was vaccuming my parent's living room and i wasn't pulling the cord behind me and my dad said, "ey, get that cord yr gonna trip" and i was like, "it's FINE." then i tripped on the cord and my dad said deadpan, "fuck around and find out." lol
it's lookin' at you lookin' at it
Dungeons could be leisure attractions. People picnic outside the old ruins, pop in for a quick monster hunt, buy something from the various hawkers outside. Boards outside with rough maps and the history of the dungeon. Guided tours
The Batman #cats #catsofbluesky #caturday
this is a great fit!
*paulie walnuts voice* ayyy there his is!
2025's cyberpunk future is getting your ankles obliterated in the produce aisle by the del monte banana robot at ramming speed
The tiger who came to tea
Not me at a pool party with preschoolers becoming besties with a 4.5 year old. Standing in the shallow end with my new friend, (drinking my White Claw) while she sits on the steps telling me about how her house is haunted by trolls. It's honestly no different from a drunk adult.
The guy she told you not to worry about
I would add more micronutrients to your soil if you needed it
you shall see thangs
In Which Nadine Amuses a Dragon and Makes Autumn Happen
I don't get Japanese monster films sometimes. kaiju: i'm ill fitting in this area. why is there no one like me? other kaiju: Hey, i am in midtown if you wanna hang ou-- kaiju: NO. NO. *bodyslams other kaiju* NO!
what if it is not roach?
Got two choices! if there is a roach on the celing rn i could commit an act of shaking my fist very hard and escorting it outside after blidning myself in bedroom light OR i could go to sleep and an unknown creature falls on my face
i was at a dinner party recently and this one person kept asking us how we would "rate" things. it didn't matter if we were discussing food, the weather, films, a new album. they just kept asking us to "rate" the experience. if i'm not paid, i ain't rating SHIT!!!1
Went and got myself a wee double espresso
lol never seen a straight up hummus cat. what a lovely sight to behold!
smell it from here!! dayyyymn
whoa hey i walked right into that one
Thank you for sharing this beautiful Dad Things event. Crusing with em is one of the chillest things a person can do
they really slipped up and lost focus on soy
"Before You Go" might I offer you a various milks.?
serious Big Cat energy purrs
remember peanutbutter toast? yum, dawg
primo sky right there
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isnβt recruiting heroes, itβs recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
GEH! Not the..Longest Running..Gosh darnit, thank you. Means a lot comin' from you, one of the coolest
hahaheh, i'm just sad that no one wants to be around me. hahaheh.
there's cops when i open some milk container. milk cops.
In America we have city cops, different cops for your county, cops for the whole state, cops for soldiers, cops for malls, presidential cops, cops for the stock market, mail cops, federal cops, cops we secretly send to other countries. Even your neighbors get to pretend to be cops. Weβre very safe
He probably got other Dad Things to do, and I won't ask what, but I think it has to do with organizing notepads, toolboxes, or special bird types by their call
i love my Father and respect his cursed decisions
Dad: in my age of times i always wanterdt durin screens
does the man care, or not? sometimes both can be true
when a Dad comes into the room and regards a sport game and kinda shrugs and kinda inches closer, only to peace out minutes later after eating a handful of nuts, then he returns to the room to check sport game. What is that called?
the best kind of math is the math where it's least clear how it could ever possibly matter
what it gonna be?
i made it to the weens
idk who told you this cuz from what i understand it that is Company Policy
Gaslighting doesn't work on me because I've already said way worse things to myself earlier
Yep. Bout that time of year when the barometer gets all 30.19 on it's pressure and I walk into the ocean never to be seen again
wife: I invited Jerry to your birthday dinner. I hope that's okay. me: I Survived a Saw Trap Jerry? wife: he doesn't like to be called that me: tell him to get a second story then
*Presidents of The United States of America voice* πΆbunny at my house and i wanna touch it πΆ
βThings are going to shit but thank God I wonβt be affected.β Yes, you will. Not even the perpetrators are safe. Please shut the fuck up with this
cup or piece?
Yooberz, please! This is a family showww
How did she do a whole Tour de France of vomit? lol
just say what you want Manager! Save everyone their time, money, and gas, You piece of something i CANNOT even BEGIN fathoming to NAME bc if I DO, it will be BAD
tried to get a corporate coffeejob. after two interviewss was told hours were flex (3 a.m - 3 p.m.) when i said i could open at 6:00 a.m. they dodged my calls and my visit to the store, then rejected my application in an email that said that they were looking for someone to work at 4:30 a.m.
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
finding a random cat and petting them!
oh, just another one in a long line of no ones
dad came. picked em up. toted the whole shebang to new york, not a lot of people are talking about this.
when that happens to me, i look to the right just to psyche it out
they are top tier rollos
annoying that we have to live with ourselves for our whole lives
people used to ask me if i lived in a tee-pee
Couldnβt think of the word for kale so I ordered a βplate of green sadnessβ and they knew exactly what to bring.
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
fumbling bags left and right out here
absentmindedly flirting back with The Nose Ring Checkout Woman about how I'm buying blue corn chips, she loves nachos, then realizing that we might have ~something~ twenty minutes later down the road
only made it to five, ye winning!
probably not doing this right..
Omw to the desert to attend Burning Pigeon 2025
Everyone should take a 5m break to watch this animated short "blahaj goes to waffle house at 3am" www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1be...
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.
At this point my retirement plan is spontaneous combustion.
I can't afford this. Just put it on my tabby. THANK YOU I AM LITERALLY HERE ALL WEEK
is Shin Godzilla short for Shimberly Godzilla?
Yes, it is quite uncomfortable
made these stickers a few years ago and yeah that's still accurate
we got ourselves a time
