hey so if that thing was able to find love I've got bad news for you
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hey so if that thing was able to find love I've got bad news for you
Gave birth to an email
thinking of everyone in alaska right now
best I can do is a couple of cessnas and a barn
please consume harder the corporations have feelings too
the TDOs are out in full force I see
on this day in history I remember being ran over by a four wheeler piloted by jeffrey or bertha or samuel, then having grape gravy with the people who chanted "ah bruah kadesh" while lighting candles every 3.17 seconds and proclaiming the sand was angry and the sun would burn itself
no offense but some offense
I shat, just as the ancients prophesied
All apps suck shit
slow question: it's a clustershit of corporate speak, none of it makes sense, consume silicon wafers or pepperoni, goth happy meal or whatever the fuck, guzzle it down
statement: when objects of time become flagrant, then the purveyors need to achieve sizable things
well, if anyone needs me, I'll be at the Dumpster Fucking
Breaking: nothing new to report
thought I saw a horse but it was just piss
oh so THAT'S what the mushrooms are
thousands and thousands of broken shoelaces
happy birthday grandpa
BREADFUCKING
your ass, my fork
something something hellfire
I am mission several gallons of mammal urine
never really understood the paragraphs of word tattoos not really inclined to scream "STOP I NEED TO READ YOU"
can't stop thinking about ionized air plasma for absolutely no reason
words I don't trust include "we've" and "they've"
When I was little I hid under the dining room table and sucked all the sugar coating off the tylenols then spit them all back into the bottle
I INSTALLED A BIDET
it's twin tower eve
I like that the 2000s sunglasses are back. They looked like dogshit then and buddy, they look even more like dogshit now lmao
Bean briefcase
it's tuesday so that means fuck you
curious twat, a mystery novel
instead of a chuck roast we are having a larry roast
perhaps they have turned all of the leads into gold
a jefferies tube, a candle, and a sentient number twelve walk into a bar nothing happens. good night
there are so many hot guys in these lakes of fire
dick of last resort
gonna order you a pair of bitch slippers cause you slippin, bitch
last date idea: a failed polar expedition
"due to machine abuse, I am unavailable"
gonna shang tsung this bitch to next week
last date idea: sneaking into a substation
overworked and underfucked
hey does anyone know what the hell
maybe she's born with it maybe it escaped maybe it is now a level one containment hazard maybe it is now seeping through the wastewaters of all established nations maybe it is evolving into a parasitic organism that will control human brains maybe it will create a soul prison maybe this is the end
random airplane parts in anus sorta day
hey don't move this isn't a baseball bat haha what are you talking about close your eyes
how the fuck can you have a bonus room in a house when you didn't win anything
you kinda can but it makes a mess and if you don't run fast enough you go to prison
Clinty the contract killer and his sidekick Beef Stew
peak "i can't believe they're still doing that to them, and they're still allowing it"
despite nothing, it exists
"babe can you answer the phone, the hogs are at it again"
when an ass meets an ass, assery may occur
sup dickneck
what stupid asshole would write this
I need a gallon of mammal urine for an unspecified reason
slidell should really be named something else
eating my own ass, graciously
really wishing it was December 3rd, 2711 at 4:32 AM for no reason at all
why is it called taking a shit when it's coming out of your body
can't stop thinking about christ-flavored corn nuts
baseball bat in rectum kinda day
Loudly proclaiming myself a ‘Citizen Scientist’ as I drink 15 beers at lunch
oh was there a sporpsball on i was reading the constitution
totally feel this. you can see disappointment on my face here. lol
more world building this album is gonna kill me haha
leave me alone, I'm getting fisted in my back yard
is it cremation of care o' clock yet
something I've noticed about the creative process is the longer you procrastinate the bigger the fear and self-judgment is it's been a few weeks since I've shifted from 'art-management' to 'art-creation' mode and just opening protools gave me an anxiety spike anyone else experience this?
@bandcamp.com happy bandcamp friday!
I'll take "things that sound impossible but know they aren't" for $1000
can't stop creating or the monster will eat me
News: Abel Autopsy announces fourth Missteps album from Conduit Closing, revealing first track regenmag.com/news/news-ab...
cc'ing @regenmag.bsky.social again (I'm so sorry lol)
conduitclosing.bandcamp.com/track/wakefi...
I don't know if I can hit the prescribed release date but I'm going go try. Spotify links etc should be up within the day for fans of Celldweller's Soundtrack for the Voices in my Head, Charlie Clouser, more. Link below Endless thanks to Sam Hayles (doseprod) once again for the cover art
Hey real talk announcement In the spirit of bandcamp friday, I am releasing the first movement of Missteps IV. I know it's been a long time coming, and it's a work in progress. These tracks have become ridiculously more complex over time
please holy good god just end it already
fucker looks like a crayon
as the wise ancients said,
I'd like very much to be kind but it's all of you that get in the way of that
let me follow up on your opinion with a beautiful middle fingers up
banking app like "yay!! 🥳🥳🎉 congratulations on turning on MFA" this level of social comfort with a bank does NOT feel natural you all are institutions of corruption, pestilence, and death, and if we had true alternatives we would nail you to floorboards and leave you for the flies to eat
first time trying something called "eggs" have you heard of this new fangled phenomenon
what kind of monster puts sugar in beans
if you need a reminder of how fucked up things have gotten, up until about 10 years ago a horse was considered an animal
man the robot armies behind CAPTCHAs must be REALLY confused by what fire hydrants look like I don't think they're so smart, guys
oh look it's foot-in-my-ass-frank and his sister, jesus (no last name given)
it smells like chilled smegma in here
how I wet your mother
last date idea: 1,531 pit vipers
what if we kissed in the lake of fire
CURSE THESE PENISFINGERS
naandog aka nondog aka notdog