Steve Stevers (@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com) reposted
Holy hell this is so good
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view profile on Bluesky Steve Stevers (@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com) reposted
Holy hell this is so good
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Agreed. Also, all food is breakfast food, and lunch and dinner food.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Gotta wait a bit, but the plan is to get the Pneumococcal, RSV, and maybe Mpox this fall. I'm in a "high risk" category because of my stupid heart attack last year.
Medic Kim (@medickimw.bsky.social) reposted
Urging everyone to get their seasonal vaccines and boosters EVEN IF YOU LIVE IN A BLUE STATE. Check your countyβs department of health for vaccine clinics & low or no cost options. None of these policies are islands unto themselves and microbes do not respect borders.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Got my covid and flu yesterday. Feeling like shit today, but that's to be expected. Glad I did it.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
God, that was such a good show. But I tried to show it to my 12-year-old son, and none of the jokes landed because it's so rooted in 90s pop culture.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Yeah. Narrow it so far as to make it useless. They've all but done that to Humphry's Executor, and they're really close to overturning it.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Loving wasn't a privacy case. I don't think even Alito is dumb enough to overrule it. Thomas, yes. I would be stunned if they did. But, I'm just some girl with a Google law degree, so π€·ββοΈ
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Oh, yeah. Once Griswold goes, so goes Eisenstadt, Lawrence, and Obergefell.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Bet the farm on tariffs bringing foreign investment to the US then arrest the workers. Good job, US. Great work.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
This is fucking hilarious. No one, not even the TERFs like him. Just π€ Also, I make it a rule never to be in a position where a teenager can give me grief. The kids are brutal and smart.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
So I got my covid and flu shots yesterday. I feel like shit. But, better than dying I guess.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I'm game. I've actually never been arrested. (knock on wood). So I would be good luck to have around. Hehe.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Um, I actually interviewed with UPenn yesterday π³
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Got called "cracker ass bama" one time in MD, and I had to say, "yeah, that's fair."
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I don't know what is in someone else's heart, but I can't think of him in any other terms than an egg who didn't have the vocabulary to come out.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
Applications in so far at UPenn, Tri-C, Howard, and UWA. I'll try for Wake Forest and Illinois Wesleyan today. It's not fun writing all these cover letters.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Love the outfit!!!π₯°ππ³οΈββ§οΈ
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
Thing is, Biden used the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to essentially set a price band. Now that's gone. Oops.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I mean, he's not wrong. Hehe. π
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Yeah. They're exhausted when they first get home. I usually wait until dinner time. Let him go veg for a bit.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I did room scheduling at a university of about 30k students, and the worst I've ever been yelled at in my life was when I told a prof he either had to change class time or he couldn't teach in the room right next to his office. I didn't know there were so many swear words in the English language.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Oh, it's a rule here. I tell him something cool I learned that day, and he has to tell me. No, "I don't know" or "nothing". We talked about punctuation yesterday. It's helped to make it a two-way street.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
So the labor market is slowing to a crawl. Wages are stagnant. And tariff driven inflation is coming. This is going to make the 70s look like walk in the park.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
This is...not good. Maybe it wasn't the lady in charge of publishing the numbers that made the numbers bad.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
I mean, at this point you just have to laugh at the incompetence.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
They're gonna overturn Griswold. I'm not being alarmist.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
I don't think men (even cis gay ones) know what a burden it is to date and/or fuck them.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Plum was my second choice. And as always, you look exquisite.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Lavender. Yes, that color.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Their registrar's office is tiny which made me a little weary to start with. Changing university systems and making up a budget shortfall with an interim president sounds not fun.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Uh. Not good. $30m budget deficit ain't good at all. Thanks!!!! Maybe Tulane has an opening lol.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reposted
Ok. Nola people...do y'all know anything about University of New Orleans? Any reason to not apply there?
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Yep. Knew it.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
Ok. Nola people...do y'all know anything about University of New Orleans? Any reason to not apply there?
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
The album is epic in my mind because they all wrote songs about how the others suck, then made them perform it. π€
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
Welp, did my first "one-way" interview. It was strange, but not the worst. 7/10
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Found it.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
The accent is definitely fake. Plenty of video out there where he ain't so folksy.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
Michigan is getting Toledo back!!!!
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
Can confirm. Vibes bad.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
Welp, first application is in. Oh the irony if I end up in Philadelphia.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
I'm trying not to turn into a sad cunt, but now surgery is off the table for the foreseeable future. And therapy is cost prohibitive. So yeah...shit is bad.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
This. This is it. Fuck everyone, we didn't do shit.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I would've preferred that, hehe. But thanks. I think we'll be ok. Just feel better saying it out loud into the void! :)
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
Guess who's got two thumbs and got laid off this morning! This girl! So, you hear of any jobby jobs out there, let me know. π₯°π³οΈββ§οΈπ
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I actually mapped out all the single seat bathrooms at UA because I was an egg and didn't know it. Turned over the map to the student LGBTQ+ group. There were signs.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
All I ask is for a place to make good ribs. Not even talking sauce, just do ribs right and I will follow you to hell.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
(complimentary)
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I think unless she's coming forward to speak she should be left alone. Just my thought.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
He's also jealous of how much funnier his daughter is than he is.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I thought she left him.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Thank you. Especially for the idea that I don't have to go through crests and troughs. I was worried about that. But now I'm not. You are wonderful and deserve all the hugs.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary GaryHunter
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I practically begged a friend to go out with me when that red dress arrives cause otherwise it would just sit in the closet. I feel ya.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
A comment more than a question. I'm gonna inject tomorrow as an act of rebellion. Send the good vibes.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Please tell me if I'm overreacting, but that even in isolation has me in a tail spin.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
"You want surgery, then expect me to help you recover." Alright. I guess masks are off.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I can write some damn good letters in nice handwriting and zoom whenever. :)
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Rabies, amoebic infection, prions. Those are my big fears in order. Fuck some rabies, and I will dick punch a motherfucker who doesn't get their dog vaccinated.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
This is funny and true.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
Grown ass men being piss babies.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I'm game. Might as well ride it out with someone who won't misgender me. π€£π₯°ππ³οΈββ§οΈ
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
And anyway, shows what he knows about Alabama. He should've gone with Governor Meemaw or even Barner Meemaw.
Microplastics Sommelier (@leastactionhero.bsky.social) reposted
theyβre all this guy
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
"I would like not to have to be so brave," is what I want to say.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
There is the Marquess of Cholmondeley in England and without already knowing there is absolutely no way to pronounce it correctly just from the spelling.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I don't like it.
Britt (@whineosaur.bsky.social) reposted
Choosing to believe there is an S in todayβs spelling bee because the NYT is celebrating something we do not yet know to be confirmed
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Hugs. I did the same and it almost broke me. π«π³οΈββ§οΈπ
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
May there be mercy on my soul. I just got this for $16.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
If you say βBlue No Matter Whoβ, then tell me: what rights are you willing to give up and still vote for a Democrat? Would you vote for a Pro-Life Dem? A Racist Dem? A Homophobic Dem? Whereβs your line? Let me know so we don't have to bother you until it's your skin in the game.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com)
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Noted. Thanks! I might not like everything, but I know others know more about books than I do. Always the gem I never knew about.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
The tree. I had a tree outside of my bedroom window.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I always have to ask. What are you reading? :)
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I need to watch that again. I saw it when I was 8 and had to sleep in the bed with my big sister for like a week.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
They should somehow get exactly 73 and then start taking knees.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I wish I'd gotten my phone out to record, but she did it on a slight slope the other day, and every wiggle took her farther down. It was the best thing that day.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Oh, Callie's been big mad today because the wife went to walk in the park without her. I've gotten growled at. But all is forgiven when she goes outside and does that "getting on her back and scratching her hips in the grass" thing.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I've got a good girl with mast cell tumors, so I know the agony. I'm just trying to love her as long as I have her. You're doing a good job. Don't forget that.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
My decision to disassociate from that program after the spring commencement thing is looking like one of the best things I ever did.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
all the hugs and love to that sweet puppy
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
It's doing that soft little rain thing here and π€
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
She is gorgeous and snagged herself a hot ginger. 10/10; no notes.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Need to get you on Gameday to replace any one of those chucklefucks
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
It really is hard to explain to those who weren't alive how fucking scary it was. It was a death sentence and a social death while you were alive.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
This is one of my favorite things in public.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
By the way, Michael Stipe was one of my first crushes, and this is exactly the era of Stipe where, if he showed up at my door and said, "Let's go", I wouldn't bother packing. Just straight to wherever he wanted. I might have a type. Lol.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
My favorite is "bone apple teeth" hehe
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I literally lol'd at "take statin". It's funny...funny and true.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
(5mL/.2mL)* 5 days = 125 days. Just gonna leave this here for myself for future reference.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
I am a huge fan of stockpile. I religiously get anything I can filled every 23 days. #Alabama
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
That's exactly my dose. And I'm thinking, well, they gave me this big ass vial, it'd be a shame to waste it.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
Interesting. And thank you! Do I just go YOLO and do a full dose every five days, or try to do the math to convert my current dose from a seven to a five-day schedule?
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
This is my first week on injections, I I really am wondering if I'll have to do Sunday morning and Wednesday evening instead of once a week. I can't be up and down like some say they feel. I got enough shit weighing me down.
Abby Jane π π³οΈββ§οΈ (@abigail.cloverdalelane.com) reply parent
(complimentary)