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@abmoraz.bsky.social

Fan of former RoosterTeeth Studios (formerly fake_account_to_disable_autoplay) Former head of SteelCityScores. All things Pittsburgh and Marvel Puzzle Quest Amateur Poker Pro Currently Funemployed

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

The difference is that Coach Prime knew how to handle college-aged men. Belichick has only shown that he can handle a single college-aged woman.

2/9/2025, 1:31:34 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

What's your best guess: kriging, 1/r^2, 1/r^4, or Spline (w/ boundary)? Given some of the weird shifts between isolated data points, I'd guess Spline.

1/9/2025, 5:59:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

...together, the circles blend together and we don't see them. The resolution isn't zoomed in enough for us to notice. But when there are 10s if not hundreds of miles between them, then the circles are much more obvious.

1/9/2025, 5:56:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

no, the circles are where there is only 1 data point (at the center of the circle). The places without circles are where there are a lot more data points. Every data point forms a circle radiating outward until hits another circle from another data point. When there are a lot of data points close...

1/9/2025, 5:55:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

They look similar to interpolation artifacts. When samples are not uniformly distributed & the data is plotted to a rastered image, areas with a lot of data points per area will look smooth; areas with sparse data points will form circles out to the boundary of their closest neighbor.

1/9/2025, 5:53:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Just don't let Orson Scott Card find out.

31/8/2025, 12:41:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

You can join us Penn State fans in hating an Ohio State University, too.

31/8/2025, 1:44:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social)

Holy shit! @pattonoswalt.bsky.social is a vulcan?!

29/8/2025, 12:41:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Horse? Yes Piss? Yes Dancing around the NSFW line? Absolutely Horse Pussy? No Ergo: Not for @elbowdeepinahorse.bsky.social

29/8/2025, 12:16:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

The lit cigarette and the 7-segment LED version of the Dropout logo are ... *chef's kiss*

27/8/2025, 5:39:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

He knew it was time it was half past nine and you were late with his meal.

26/8/2025, 11:23:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Why? They know what they did.

26/8/2025, 1:48:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

No, thank jeebus. The detection levels are set well below "immediate threat". It's a research university and they take safety seriously. We are "the most dangerous building on campus"... and we have a 70 year old working nuclear reactor 2 blocks away.

25/8/2025, 10:04:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I *STARTED* work in the .... God I suck at posting stuff.

25/8/2025, 6:59:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I work in the nano-fabrication research field 6 weeks ago. If we screw up a recipe, the entire building gets evacuated. Some of our chemical sniffers trigger the evacuation alarms when detecting elements/compounds as low as 1 part trillion (with a T).

25/8/2025, 6:41:02 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't speak for Dropout, but another service I used that went under, came out in its final days and bluntly told the audience that 1 person subscribing for $5/mo was worth 3000-10000 ad supported views. In the long run, ad-supported just isn't a viable model any more.

25/8/2025, 5:40:34 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you just spoil an episode of next seasons of Very Important People with @vicmmic.bsky.social ?

25/8/2025, 12:35:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

It's been a hot minute since I programmed in C, but if I recall correctly, char is only the primary ASCII chars (0-127) and not the extended list. £ is 163 (both in Latin-1 and Unicode)... so it's an extended char

24/8/2025, 4:31:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social)

How did I never notice that it is @gamechangershow.bsky.social alum @thelisagilroy.bsky.social playing Vermin in Season 2 of Twisted Metal?! Such a great acting job!

22/8/2025, 1:11:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Diana Ross Dress for Less ... Than Jake

22/8/2025, 12:27:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Pnk Floyd: The Wal*mart

22/8/2025, 12:21:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

He (or at least his P.R. Team) is using the John Fetterman approach. This is how Fetterman won Pennsylvania (taking the senate seat held by republicans for decades). The next election cycle, PA gave the other seat to a republican, so it just might work...

21/8/2025, 12:58:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to let the shrimp bite you. It's Spider-man rules.

19/8/2025, 5:31:18 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Daniel Jones leaves Yelp reviews about Popeye's Chicken's inability to properly handle their shrimp inventory.

19/8/2025, 4:33:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Directed by the same people who brought you Turkish Batman

19/8/2025, 4:18:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Scranton? The turnpike bypass in Scranton is named "The Joe Biden Expressway". I think Mr. Reich can get at least an alley named after him...

18/8/2025, 5:21:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm pretty sure this is the person that drove the shuttle from the hotel to the strip club for my bachelor party in Tampa.

18/8/2025, 4:46:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Pittsburghese count? Crah-Sahnt

18/8/2025, 12:28:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

My Ex's last name is Garr. I will absolutely admit to spelling your's wrong out of habit. For this, I apologize.

16/8/2025, 3:40:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

When in doubt, ask yourself "What would Jimmy Cool do?"

15/8/2025, 5:27:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

On one hand... less children. On the other hand... more medicine. WIn-Win

15/8/2025, 1:30:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

 Happy National Left Hander's Day! August 13th #LeftHandersDay
13/8/2025, 7:37:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I want Haley Herkert's opinion on this topic...

13/8/2025, 7:02:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I am quite pleased.

12/8/2025, 10:18:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

in college (30 years ago... damn I'm old), the punk/ska friends called us the N-word... "Nillas" (short for vanilla)

12/8/2025, 10:17:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

if they're all male presenting... "a podcast"

12/8/2025, 10:15:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Desktop 1 - Left Monitor: Firefox window for reference, Center Monitor: Coding window/sql server interface. Right Monitor: Teams, Email, machine stats (memory/cpu/network usage), Command line window. Top monitor: Video/podcasts Desktop 2 - porn

11/8/2025, 7:50:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you're funny, even if I'm not one of the 15.

8/8/2025, 3:51:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

A knife? That's too elegant for a confederate statue. Let me buy a set of toenail clippers made from it. Let me buy a small binder-clip. How about a decorative zipper to a tiny, useless pocket on a fancy jacket?

7/8/2025, 12:44:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

List fails without "Play Mario Kart on the Switch2"

6/8/2025, 1:35:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Grampy B.G., tell us the story again of how the brave Texas Democrats defeated the mean old Texas Republicans by running away... PLEASE...!

6/8/2025, 3:24:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Those look like some tasty biscuits

5/8/2025, 2:01:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Empathetic? no... him pathetic.

4/8/2025, 5:55:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe it's time for some... Jordan Cool?

4/8/2025, 3:42:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Sears Catalog?

3/8/2025, 7:59:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Now?

1/8/2025, 8:08:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

KOSA (and it's sister bill SOPA) were both defeated. If there's anything to learn from this it's that american politicians love to say "Think of the Children!", but they don't mean it in a "We need to protect kids" way, but in a "Who's replaced Epstein and when can I become friends with him?" way.

1/8/2025, 12:44:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

What is this sorcery?! Are you a necromancer bringing the dead back to life?

31/7/2025, 9:06:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I propose that instead of calling that a "Baby Gate", you call it the "Graysie Gate"

31/7/2025, 2:47:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

We need you to report back if Blondes really do have more fun

30/7/2025, 1:34:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Coding gives my bank account happy positive values. Unfortunately, the pressure of doing it for a living has robbed me of all the happy brain chemicals I used to receive from doing it.

29/7/2025, 2:30:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

If that happens, I'll set you up a private personal relay off my computer here in the good ol' USA. I live in a state that isn't totally run by neo-nazis, so we don't have anything like the OSA (unlike Texas or Louisiana)

29/7/2025, 1:25:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you can mark off the Ska Revival one. 4th Wave Ska has been gaining steam with SkaTune Network and J.E.R.

28/7/2025, 4:01:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Does this count? I trust the National Enquirer and the Weekly World News more than Faux News or the NY-Post.

28/7/2025, 1:48:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I think @theindoorkid.bsky.social is looking for work... I believe she fits the profile (non-derogatory)

27/7/2025, 7:09:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/7/2025, 12:09:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

It appears to be back up. I can now go back to see how you saved the sheep at the bottom of the world (I've named him Shorn the Sheep; he's Australian)

25/7/2025, 5:26:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social)

@jackpattillo.com did something happen to today's Minecraft video? I was in the middle of watching it, then Youtube threw up an error, and when I refreshed the page, the video was gone. I need to know what happens to that sheep at the bottom of the waterfall. He made it out OK, right? RIGHT?

25/7/2025, 4:37:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture payton mitchell (@paytmitch.bsky.social) reposted

every time someone posts misinformation, gets told it’s wrong, makes a follow up post that gets no traction, and then LEAVES THE ORIGINAL WRONG THING UP TO KEEP GETTING VIEWS an angel loses its wings

25/7/2025, 1:18:42 AM | 1038 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't fool me. This is a pupper and a doggo, not a Bird.

24/7/2025, 4:24:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

(before he responds) Did you mean Flavor Flav?

24/7/2025, 4:21:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone wrap Peter Cullen and Rob Paulsen in bubble-wrap. I can't lose any more of my childhood entertainers.

24/7/2025, 4:20:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Please take him back. We don't want him in Pittsburgh.

24/7/2025, 3:47:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I reserve my opinion on F1 until I see what Jimmy Cool has to say about it

24/7/2025, 2:22:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm here for the Brit-on-Brit violence

22/7/2025, 8:47:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 5:54:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Wouldn't this be the 4th wave? 1st wave was the 60s (ex. Selector and Toots & the Maytails). 2nd wave was the 70-80s 2-tone (ex. Toasters and the Specials). 3rd wave was ska-punk in the 90s (ex. Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Less Than Jake, Mustard Plug). Regardless... let's ride that wave!

22/7/2025, 1:20:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

If people don't want to hear what you make... I guess I'm not a people any more. Helluva way to find that out :(

22/7/2025, 3:26:19 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

for context: in the show, he's a pro-wrestler in a local wrestling league. The full quote is "I always thought my dad was a good guy, like... like Prince James The Angel, but I guess he's more of a heel, like Demon Dave The Baby-Eater."

21/7/2025, 5:42:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

The former governor of Texas and Secretary of Energy?

21/7/2025, 4:49:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

My guess: Eric finally snapped and beat the Monkey into a coma

21/7/2025, 3:36:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

That line makes me want to listen to @mclars.bsky.social "This Gigantic Robot Kills"

21/7/2025, 3:29:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Be well, King. Hope everything turns out OK for you and yours, whatever the situation is.

20/7/2025, 9:57:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Game Changer have the budget to commission The Lonely Island to do an "On a Bus" parody song?

18/7/2025, 7:13:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not trans, but I will preach the gospel of KDE over Gnome from the tallest mountain to the lowest valley.

18/7/2025, 2:18:31 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats need to learn that if a candidate has lost previously to the current incumbent, that same candidate is going to lose again. They need to run someone different. I'm all for Beto, but the man has not, and probably never will, beat Fled Cruz

18/7/2025, 2:16:23 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social)

I hope you're getting royalties from Fox's The Great North @jameswillems.bsky.social

Screenshot from the animated show The Great North, Season 5, Episode 18: The HeelRaiser showing the character Prince James the Angel.
18/7/2025, 12:20:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

*furiously looks for the Unsubscribe link*

18/7/2025, 12:11:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Machines will always do exactly what they're told and only what they're told. Th problem is that the people who tell them what to do often don't realize exactly what they are telling the machines to do. (disclaimer: I am one of those people that tells machines what to do)

16/7/2025, 6:40:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I smart. I peopel.

16/7/2025, 12:01:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Willems (@jameswillems.bsky.social) reposted

I don't use Twitter anymore, so I'll share this here!

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15/7/2025, 7:24:57 PM | 233 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember the Alamo (Drafthouse's presentation of Master Pancake Theater)

15/7/2025, 6:29:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate that people have asthma, yet I still, selfishly, choose to continue breathing.

15/7/2025, 1:51:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I just read up on heat pumps and I think I see the disconnect. COP/efficiency for heat pumps is not the same thing as Thermodynamic efficiency. It ignores the energy expended in phase changes (because it is not a $ cost), but considered "Free" as it comes from the outside air.

14/7/2025, 11:19:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Wrong efficiency. COP is a temperature efficiency rating, not an energy one. COP is (Tc/(Th-Tc)) (Tc is Temp of the cool reservoir and Th is the Temperature of the hot reservoir) and Energy efficiency is ((Qin-Qout)/Qin) where Qin > Qout (Qin is the supplied heat and Qout is the heat energy removed)

14/7/2025, 1:06:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

Also heating is MUCH more efficient than cooling.

13/7/2025, 10:13:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

My guess is that "water scarcity" is to "drought" as "climate change" is to "weather". i.e.: occasional short term issues do not constitute a long-term definition (purely a guess as I do not know the source of that image nor am I a climatologist nor hydrologist)

13/7/2025, 10:12:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

It is true because the laws of thermodynamics suck. Cooling is at best 50% efficient (meaning the energy applied to cooling is at best half the amount the system needed to accomplish the cooling). In reality, the best heat pumps are 35-40% efficient and AC's are around 30ish%

13/7/2025, 10:08:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

All your reasoning is correct, however I would add is that heating is MUCH more efficient than cooling. Heating can be upwards of 90% efficient in its energy conversion (chemical/electrical/induction -> heat), however the theoretical max that cooling can get is 50% (with practical being around 35%)

13/7/2025, 10:04:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/7/2025, 5:05:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fake_account_to_skeet (@abmoraz.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if eugenics is the reason no one names their kid Eugene any more?

12/7/2025, 3:24:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a reminder: squonkapalooza.com is in 23 days

11/7/2025, 2:28:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Power ON..............Connected!!"

11/7/2025, 12:57:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truth or Dare (pg version)

11/7/2025, 12:45:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Show her where the bible mentions securities fraud... checkmate, libtard! /This is sarcasm. I hate that I have to add this disclaimer, but this is the reality we live in now

11/7/2025, 12:41:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Bi(sexuals/ceps)? yes Jennifer Coolidge voice? no (love her as an actress, but that voice is the antithesis of sexy)

10/7/2025, 3:52:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spent entirely too much time doing an image search for an animated letter W fornicating only to come up empty.

9/7/2025, 1:23:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/7/2025, 1:13:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uber? Lyft? Taxi? Bus? Phone-a-friend-with-a-car? Walk with it on your head like this:

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7/7/2025, 8:38:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know who that is, but if it helps split the conservative vote, I'll take it.

6/7/2025, 7:14:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view