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Honey Baked Ham Glaze Latte when
absteele.bsky.social (@absteele.bsky.social) reply parent
Honey Baked Ham Glaze Latte when
absteele.bsky.social (@absteele.bsky.social)
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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There's also a corresponding geologic unit out there called the Crab Orchard Formation, which sounds like a formation Spurrier would have rolled out in the 4th quarter of a blowout
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Oh Claptain, My Claptain
absteele.bsky.social (@absteele.bsky.social) reply parent
The only Carrier we need is the one leaving a single set of footprints on the beach
absteele.bsky.social (@absteele.bsky.social) reply parent
Now imagining Carlos Ghosn buying some shift manager at the Smyrna plant a new Zebra so he can solid snake his way off-planet
absteele.bsky.social (@absteele.bsky.social) reply parent
You can, it's called a neoumbilicoplasty: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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God there was nothing more fun than RBI baseball turning into a home run derby once the starting pitchers ran out of gas
absteele.bsky.social (@absteele.bsky.social) reply parent
He really does belong in the Animorphs universe doesn't he
absteele.bsky.social (@absteele.bsky.social) reply parent
That was a largely pre-social media news story and even then it felt like there was no space in the public discourse for us to mourn our teachers and classmates. I feel for anybody who's trying to process a personal tragedy that gets politicized, it can be so dehumanizing.
absteele.bsky.social (@absteele.bsky.social) reply parent
I think people who do this see a news story as an opportunity to "prove some point" and lose sight of the story itself. I was a junior at Virginia Tech when the shooting happened - being on the other side of the lens as people started using the tragedy for their own pet crusades was eye-opening.
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Strength coach Tariff yelling at me through a megaphone he keeps switching on and off every 5 seconds
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1997-2015, the era of the Anaheim papacy
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Every time I tell someone I'm not a fan of cheese I see the same expression on their face as they watch the horns sprout from my forehead in real time
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Have you played Hypnospace Outlaw? It's basically a 1999 geocities simulator, you might like it. youtu.be/Pb4Jul496QE?...
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The real fun is when you catch a run that scores US GDP level numbers
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thehill.com/blogs/in-the...
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Anytime I'm feeling a little down about my learnedleague season I just look up Mick Mulvaney's account and laugh at the fact that he's never been able to advance higher than the second-worst level in his division.
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Those kinds of opinions brought to you by the same people who have an inbox with zero unread messages, as if that isn't the result of having a *different* kind of broken brain than the rest of us.
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Brent Key looks like he's gone into a fugue state
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I don't get why teams don't do that every time, the best case scenario in the next overtime means you have to go for two and you lose the element of surprise.
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One of those movies that was bewildering as a 17-year-old but then made perfect sense as an insomniac young professional using coffee and deadline stress to manage not-yet-diagnosed ADHD
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Seems like he has it perfectly backward. Wouldn't compelling corporations to dedicate a portion of their finite marketing budget to a specific media entity be an actual example of restraint of free trade?
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Ginuwine - "Pony"