me: “surely i’m gonna get punished by the universe for staying up late to play valorant. right?” *actually queued with 4 cool people and 5 stacked comp, winning all 3 games (like a boss)
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me: “surely i’m gonna get punished by the universe for staying up late to play valorant. right?” *actually queued with 4 cool people and 5 stacked comp, winning all 3 games (like a boss)
there should be a town named different so that when ppl ask where you are you can say “i’m in different”
"Uh Oh" - Disney CEO Bob Iger
so, uh. do you remember?
overall tho good pool after forfeiting-but-not-really 2 packs to someone else! opened my first L of the set as well - rf ironfist one of the 2 packs may have had a rf battlefield beacon tho so that was funny
hey @fabtcg.com! not sure who checks these but figured i’d make a post for awareness and to lyk - at today’s morning prerelease, i got 10 packs in my kit, 2 others got 6 in theirs, and 2 others had no equipment. not sure how this happened, but we figured it out! pop cultured, lowell ma
went 2-2! r1 & r2 W v tuffnut, then r3 and r4 L against lyath
idk guys i think i play kayo #fabtcg
today’s bop! hell yeah youtu.be/h6Ne6MtcNdU
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
i can’t wait for other people to listen into fab conversations and go “what are you talking about?” this post is about tuffnut. “i kept tuffnutting red so that was painful, but at least i got cheered a bunch” #fabtcg
i love it when ppl i follow also enjoy the sandwich
doin the lords’ work
unmasked scooby-doo villain: AND I'VE WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO!! IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY OWN LACK OF FORESIGHT AND PLANNING FOR VARIOUS CONTINGENCIES! fred: wow unmasked scooby-doo villain: what? fred: nothing, we've just never had someone take accountability like that
looking through the cards now. lyath very much has lord farquaad energy
today’s bop! youtu.be/-g_N0ZqMXmw
also following it up to say i would totally wear this on an apparel of the chest variety (idk if theres bots here so i worded it like that)
i love how simple and low effort this guy is. hes great. we need more art like this
my fav metroidvania gals #metroid #silksong
also, there is a secret third thing to “soup or salad,” which is chip
this account liked this post. i dont wanna hear about that! i wanna hear about the untrending world. where some dude named greg is like “you ever play mario kart double dash? thats a good one”
stop showing me posts abt the emmys! i wanna hear about the gregs. just some dude named greg like “yeah i like that guy he did a good job on this 24 year old movie i like”
weapons was very good. very brutal but very good. you kinda knew what was gonna happen towards the end but other than that, super well done and suspenseful! at least 8.5/10
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
today’s bop! we are all dingus on.soundcloud.com/gBZlQQRMXbWc...
but i REALLY want boltyn for that aaaaaaaa levia just made so much more sense thematically for superslam
disappointed in the gem 3 marvel… why wasn’t it levia… whats she doing here… #fabtcg
“this game is almost done! just one thing missing… what if we gave them a motorcycle?”
today’s bop! HOW HAVE I NOT DONE THIS YET?! I LOVE IT SO MUCH ITS SO GOOD youtu.be/OOnKQCMPZuM
I DID IT FINALLY A FULL ENDING
“i’ll buff a good clean fight to 10 and attack.” “clean, you say?”
![fab card: ten foot tall and bulletproof - “when this attacks or defends, your hero gets -2 [intellect] during your next end phase” flavor text: worry about the hangover tomorrow.” 1 pitch, 3 cost, 10 attack, 10 block](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5ukxioyn67c3nt6tbjg7b2ul/bafkreics2yoi3fkokbl7ix3sy6bdhwxfsr6l6d3djt5y6ztlyhn323aedm@jpeg "Click to view full size")
overall pretty happy! only mistake was just my gameplan into gravy. should’ve known they had gas lol also had great pulls - p2 had tinker rings, p3 p1 was conquerer, and my 1 pack i bought later had polly, conquerer and rf return fire. one pack
today’s #armoryrecap! high seas draft on hammerhead/fatigue marlynn r1, v marlynn (other bow): W - fatigue worked! many cards left in deck r2, v gravy: L - fatigue did not work! only gravy, pod of 8 r3, v puffin (blunderbuss): W - big damage and big boats (boats!)
LETS GOOOOO REVERED BUT HEY
thanks for the chance!
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today’s bop! kinda surprised i haven’t done this one yet haha youtu.be/b06pKMxF6h8
its funny bluesky keeps showing me splatoon posts because theres a character in a card game i play called riptide so i thought this was abt that haha but hey i like splatoon! casually but still! bsky.app/profile/minm...
"It's like a combination of the gameplay of Castlevania and Metroid. Maybe we should come up with a name for this type of thing" - Jenna Ortega on Hollow Knight Silksong
today’s bop! been kickin it back a notch recently youtu.be/2k1Yebwmb2o
today’s bop! man, its september, already? damn. also pretty rainy over here in nh - feel like this fits youtu.be/X42C9n7phac
hell yeah!
they never came back…
what’s a safety hippo i want one…
today’s bop! this one is basically just a cool yoi noise but the way they use it is sick. so catchy imo on.soundcloud.com/t0PXQaALyxYJ...
ok i have a better banner image now
today’s bop! youtu.be/dy5Sy6yOcH8
life is a constant balance between the responsible thing and the fuckin sick in a cool way thing and i am just going to bed at like 3:20 am because alan wake is a good game
i love how the justification for other m here is games that are not other m, or even metroid lol
I can't tell you not to share leaks in your DMs. But I want to ask the #fabtcg community as a whole not share any card leaks on social media. For anyone going through the leaks, you better promote the FUCK out of content creators for the hard work they put into their spoilers. They deserve it.
wish i had the stems for MUST DIE!’s Chaos and G Jones’ Arbiter’s Thought bc i’ve had this mashup idea for a bit now but its so hard to do with just the raw songs
its pretty good so far but i just got the first piece of his writing and the game wants you to believe that this guy is like, stephen king famous, if not more. with writing like this
oh sick! yeah katie’s great!!! been loving grave troll and its very clear she cares about the people and the hobby
“i don’t wanna play games rn because all the games i play are stressful and i gotta finish them so i dont forget for the story” also me: *starts this on a whim at 11:30 ish pm
trying to read this and read it as “rat bapples”
this popped into my head and so I was forced to make it real
in reference to beads like this, its actually spelled “kandi!” not tryna be annoying or anything, i just think its an important distinction
“you suck” way but in a “this is a super competitive area for fab especially and we’re all gonna lose to noah beygelman and pheano black anyways, go, have fun” way. so i did!
also helped that i didnt face any arakni which is super unfun to play against imo. also boltyn just like. dies. to any disruption at all lol. i played boltyn over kayo bc a local i play with asked if i was going him while i debated. he was just like, “it doesn’t matter,” not in a (cont’d)
competitive brain got the best of me at times and i still feel like i really suck at the game haha. took a walk n got some pizza. had more fun overall tho! so the many losses was just “eh, im used to it”
followed up with loss (grind victor) loss (hatchet thea) loss (verdance) win (opp dropped) loss (kayo) already super impressed having faced 5 different heroes, but also 5 classes? whoa. super cool meta!
made 2 biiiig mistakes (forgot v was only when u charge a light card & breeze riders was on hit which) but somehow took it haha to be fair i did ask “are breeze riders a reaction?” and they said “no” which like. yeah i probs wouldve done the same lol. its a competitive event
hey das me! hell yeah
doing some light reading as i wait for r1 #fabtcg
today’s bop! youtu.be/Nzd9Zj5xzZo
biiiiig account changes. album 1 comes closer
honestly their other stuff hasn’t interested me much at all but this looks fuckin sick!
i remember back when everfest came out and people were stoked about read the glide path for ranger. and dynasty, hearing ppl talk abt james white making the statement “aim counters are only the first step to improving ranger/azalea” or smth like that
saying bye to another guy in a somewhat outdated way is so gay. why are you, as a guy, telling another guy “so long?” whats so long? his dick? his massive fucking dick?
reading about magnus hirschfeld. i am scared but i am alive. i will live
actually the bowser photo is from a switch online parent features demo so that kinda makes sense
today’s bop! youtu.be/ehqmIQHSHfw
oh yikes. yeah. gross. thanks
i am not caught up and don’t watch them but get it recommended every now n then: whats the scoop?
had a dream where for some reason LSS was known for selling prepackaged cookies with first edition alpha booster packs (like you buy it for the cookie) and i remember asking newer players “do yall even know about the wtr cookies?” and sealed ones sold for like $500 each lol
hoping for a reviled card that can make individual cards lose all abilities because a hero that ten foot tall and bulletproof is playable against would be so funny
my partner knows me so well…
And I'm finished with my rendition of 'The Defect'! The Littlest Art Director (my son) took an interest in this piece, insisting I add the eyes peering out of the shadows as well as "more shading, Baba, do more shading". #slaythespire
as someone who hasn’t played or seen them, my personal understanding is that the video game series yakuza is the game equivalent of jojo’s bizarre adventure
yes! there’s several games i’ve put hours into that i bought for less than the price of a candy bar
honestly, for arms, i could see something like braveforge bracers but for attack actions & only if an attack action hit that turn. i also think a chest where you can gain a resource if you’ve dealt, lets say 8 or so damage that turn would be neat! both do seem unlikely for the theme of the set tho
fun #fabtcg fact! there are currently 4 generic legendary heads, but only 2 of each arms, legs and chest. if i had to guess, i think we’ll be getting a new chest piece in superslam, but arms seems likely instead also. thoughts?
i don’t own it but i still find it super impressive they were able to put minecraft on the 3ds
magician’s cap deck box lol i love that also, makes me think - if i had a broken one to gut out that would be sick as a box itself too
why are vintage oscilloscopes so fucking LONG WHERE DO I PUT THIS THING
spin left and spin right, i like it
its crazy looking back and realizing the first time i listened to nurture was mostly in class on my middle school chromebook
today’s bop! for how much i’ve picked from the album, surprised i haven’t done this one yet haha youtu.be/CzJbz9qSsd0
For those of you who haven’t checked in for a while, right about now the funk soul brother
why is dandara so hard…
rise and shine!!!
#fabtcg, we need a serious talk I've spent ~2 months trying to appeal a wrongful suspension & investigate why it happened. I've found the judge program obtuse & inaccessible to engage. Even worse, it harbors & empowers bad actors Lets go step by step through my timeline 1/🧵
“i can’t wait for 9/11” is something i honestly wouldn’t expect to be saying, but as a boltyn main…
perfect! all thats missing is the last line repeated until, uh, until… the last line repeated, endlessly
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![my body is a machine that turns [steam screenshot] “SPECIAL PROMOTION! -75% $4.99” into “PLAY TIME: 0 minutes LAST PLAYED: Never](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5ukxioyn67c3nt6tbjg7b2ul/bafkreibrktbmcf2ammoh2dm64ulgybq54vtiufy6epczi5yfvshxwo5mde@jpeg "Click to view full size")
