Do y’all prefer mouthwash that does or doesn’t burn/sting?
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Do y’all prefer mouthwash that does or doesn’t burn/sting?
Congratulations!
I see a connoisseur of coffee. 😆😆😆
I say this as a born & bred Texan and Texas resident: Y’all, don’t move to this piece of shit state. Not when these clowns are running it & these sycophantic voters keep putting them in power. Not even the blue dots of Houston, Dallas, Austin, & San Antonio can help you.
I really wanna see the night sky w/ no light pollution & without the need of a telescope (though, I do still want a telescope, in general). Apparently, the darkest skies in North America w/ little-to-no light pollution is Big Bend National Park. The other spot is in Jurassic Pa…I mean, Australia.😬
If Mariah’s kids watches their streams, I hope she strongly advises her kids to *stop* watching them before they lose a significant amount of brain cells. Protect your babies, MC.
People with jobs… burnt out. People laid off… burnt out. People who quit… burnt out. People looking for jobs… burnt out. People interviewing… burnt out. People who don’t want a job… burnt out. Interesting times.
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I don’t work in non-profit, but this made my eye twitch and ass itch.
And the good scientists/chemists out there can differentiate between: Chocolate Chip Cookies -and- *Boneless* Chocolate Chip Cookies
I hate tap dancing coons with a fury of a thousand suns. I honestly think I hate them more than white & white-adjacent bigots b/c the betrayal hurts that much more. I swear on everything I hold dear to my heart, I wish nothing but a slow, painful, agonizing d***h for all of you mf’ers.
It's been brought to my attention that people now understand em dashes to be an indication of AI generated writing, and — quite on top of everything else — it's yet another reason for me to hate AI. I love em dashes.
Fellas, don’t buy this. She already steals your hoodies as is… now you’re giving her a way to also pack your oversized jerseys, favorite cologne, and that new blender you *just* bought.
And this is why I’m annoyed as fuck with Texas. B/c if any state *absolutely needs* a bullet train system — to bounce from Houston to Dallas to San Antonio to Austin, each in less than an hour — it’s here. But naw…we got jackasses voting against their best interests b/c racism & “muh freedums”🙄
According to my skyline, the cold and flu aren’t the only bugs people are catching lately. A lot of y’all have come down with a love bug.
Harry, my guy…
Congratulations!
A nutritionist. A weight trainer. A Pilates instructor. 3 people I will pay top dollar for to help in maintaining my personal health for the rest of my days (outside of doctors’ appointments). I’m not in my carefree 20s anymore, and that constant kick in the ass is a necessity at this point.
I need to retake my MBTI now that I have a fully developed, mature brain + ongoing therapy sessions to really discover myself.
I am so fucking tired of white people like this @mac1too.bsky.social account Blackfishing, yo. And with a fucking AI-generated avatar! This shit is annoying, pathetic, and insulting…get a fucking life!
Let this be the FINAL week of 90° weather, I beg! Waiting for this cold front is like waiting for this fool to finally kick the bucket…like, stop edging me already and get to the climax!
“Lemme change your oil & replace your brake pads.”
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Same with those online recipes. Like, “I don’t care about how you drank ceremonial tea with Buddhist monks at the peak of Mt. Kilimanjaro… Hurry up and get to the damn Millionaire’s Shortbread recipe!”
Why? We celebrate victories over here!😆
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Related, unrelated? These OG "Marty McFlys" from Nike still has my heart
LMFAAAOOOOO
Congratulations!
A WHOLE DAMN SERMON!
Me and my sister have this conversation all the time. 🤦🏾♀️Folks stay focused on the wrong stuff (because of the racism), and this is why we can't live in our Star Trek future. 🤷🏾♀️ No teleportation, no holodeck and chill, nothing.
I’ma keep saying it: Racism is why we don’t have flying cars & hoverboards.
When the day comes… I hope every former president, vice-president, cabinet member, etc., just for ONCE, throws respectability politics out the window & opts out of attending that clown’s funeral. Fuck “tradition.” Fuck “setting a bad precedent.” Fuck him. Go throw something on the grill instead.
“Love” & “money” are not mutually exclusive. In fact, with the right partnership, they can be quite complimentary.
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I would love to find *some* type of connection back to “home.” (except for the European part…I ain’t claiming them unless there’s money, gold, or land involved)
All this tells me is that these mf’ers* knew they were unnecessarily jacking up their prices to ridiculous levels. Price gouging the shit outta us under the guise of “inflation.” *Not just McDonald’s, not just the fast food industry…but EVERYONE!
Did I tell yall how I wanted a frappe? Hadn’t had one in YEARS. Saw is was $6 AMERICAN DOLLARS & realized I did not have McDonald’s money.
Alright, I did the same thing just for fun, so someone please tell me what all this means. Am I an alien? A reincarnation of an ancient pharaoh? A water bender?
Somebody played Jumanji down there and never completed the game
Got something for their asses, too.
Three words: Sleep. With. Barber.
Happy birf-day!!!
Him finally leaving this plane of existence won’t solve *every* problem… But man, it’s gonna be SO fucking cathartic & joyous when it does! Get your grills ready!
Congratulations!
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Bruh, c’mon now… This is like hitting you with a Draw-4 card when you think you’ve Uno’d out.
I’d rather these two win & lose against each other than to lose against anyone else (non-Black, of course). I love an “I’m happy either way” match.
Are we talking gourmet burger & fries, Or those regular, degular ass fast food burger & fries? ‘Cuz if we’re talking a gourmet burger w/ a runny egg & some truffle fries, I’ll shell out a good $17-20 for that. But if it’s fucking McDonald’s or whatever on that bullshit, naw, they can kiss my ass.
Naw, I’ma own it and blame *them* for shaming. Be like, “Since when does society judge people for window shopping at the mall? How very beneath you.😤”
Great Moments in Black History #68316795752674 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Good to know!
I just learned a new term I was completely unfamiliar with: Columbus’ Egg (or Egg of Columbus) …but it’s still “Fuck Christopher Columbus,” tho.
Damn near broke my window trying to kill a spider! I swear, they’re the leading cause of home property damage.
People: Jim Dandy Black People: Jim Dandy's #LosAngelesSky #Blacksky
People: “Kroger” Black People: “Kroger’s”
Let’s be honest: We know who this new grading curve is *really* intended to benefit. B/c as w/ every-fucking-thing… The goal is to elevate *their* mediocrity. But in this Black ass household, This Black ass family, This Black ass community… A = 90-100 B = 80-89 C = 75-79 D = 70-74 F = 69 & below
Honestly. If Coco was going to lose to anyone I’m glad it was Naomi and not one of those racist white women.
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I don’t *need* glasses, medically speaking. But I *want* glasses. I think that’s the next step in my evolution to accompany my “salt ‘n’ pepper” era.
Good morning, y’all! Happy Monday! Happy “Fall is around the corner” month! Put something in your stomach! Take your vitamins & meds. Stretch & move your body. Go be great! 🫶🏾
I’m boring, so I’m good! 😂😂😂
One: @totallyrandie.bsky.social
Free, community-owned grocery stores in food deserts
Bbq boneless beef ribs with cheesy hasselback potatoes 🔥🔥🔥 #Blackfoodsky
Lemme tell y’all something… Go listen to both of these tracks RIGHT NOW. The original version: Sick beat…LOVE IT! The orchestral version: Gorgeous! Chilling! Goosebumps!
I *wanted* to include her duet with Michael McDonald, “On My Own” (that’s my fucking JAM), But I wanted to respect & adhere to your request of women only.
One of my favorite sexy groove songs (I adore the beat):
#sAngers
Lisa Fischer is the truth
When I’m REALLY really in my feels…On. Infinite. Loop.
My dad bought me a copy for my birthday…wore that mf’er OUT!🤣
Favorite album ever. Favorite song ever. Favorite music video ever. Favorite short film ever. Favorite video game ever (both arcade AND Sega Genesis versions).
*you’re a goddamn goddess (where’s my edit button?!!)
Her: “I look a hot mess” Me: “Gurl, if you don’t hush your beautiful ass up w/ that self-deprecating noise! On your worst day, you’re gorgeous…on your best day, your a goddamn deity deserving of worship! Now I’m going to go get us some tacos…how many tacos you want? You want some ice cream, too?”
Dateline saves lives! (oooh, that should be their slogan)
And that’s exactly why I’m fresh out of “kudos” to give, b/c they haven’t done jack shit to earn even the faintest of praise.
I will never get over this shit😒:
I’m, admittedly, a hopeless romantic…I love “love” & I love the pageantry of love HOWEVER COMMA… After 2 days’ worth of true crime videos, where husbands are pushing wives off of 110ft cliffs & wives are poisoning husbands w/ fentanyl to collect millions of dollars… Even my guard is kinda up now😳
My current relationships forces me to grow up. Everyone prays for a healthy man/partner but no one ever speaks on how healthy YOU have to be when you get one. Toxic shit does not fly with healed people.
Dark clouds. Heavy rain. Slightly cracked windows. Running A/C. Cookies ‘n’ Cream ice cream. Metal can of shelled pistachios. Mindless YouTube videos. Pure bliss.
#Blacksky
Naw, finish your thought! 😂😂😂
