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They Might Be David

@aferaldavid.bsky.social

A star to every wandering bark. He/They

created July 24, 2023

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Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social)

@darrylayo.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashtina... this may be the most interesting historical document I had never heard of

6/9/2025, 11:46:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

he introduced a lot of Aristotle where there was not Aristotle before.

6/9/2025, 10:40:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

we need to emphasize that if they are not thrown in jail this kind of thing will happen forever

6/9/2025, 10:10:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I think what upset people was that he gave the ball to his son and then she demanded he take it from his son and give it to her (unless the conversation has devolved a lot since last night which it probably has)

6/9/2025, 10:09:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I have Christian friends and I used to be Christian but WOOF

6/9/2025, 10:00:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

"I had heat stroke let me lead your religion don't ask about what happened to Stephen" "Sure take a seat next to James the Lesser you can write the back half of our primary text"

6/9/2025, 9:46:41 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

this is really important, just because something is hard for humans to do does not mean that being good at that thing means you are better at thinking than humans are or are processing information that is in any way comparable.

6/9/2025, 9:42:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

this is almost poetry....almost

6/9/2025, 9:39:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

everything I have seen from what I'll call "Roadside Texas" looks like a fever dream. I'm not entirely convinced Galveston is real.

6/9/2025, 9:31:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

it's only fair

6/9/2025, 9:15:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social)

The Goonies and Stand By Me are the same movie I will not be convinced otherwise

6/9/2025, 9:09:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social)

do shark dating sites have sharks holding up pictures of humans they caught?

6/9/2025, 8:48:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

the FUCK?

6/9/2025, 8:38:16 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand a lot of right wing propaganda but I seriously don't understand this one. Everyone knows this is BS no one left on Earth says this in good faith. Who is this for?

6/9/2025, 8:08:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

sir this kitty cat is a dairy queen

6/9/2025, 8:06:45 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember this episode Meowth had lost his charm and said "Please find my charm" but Chansy thought he said "Police" and brought an entire police station.

6/9/2025, 6:48:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

Fiona is into it tho

6/9/2025, 5:48:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture aric (@aghastronaut.com) reposted

Everyone forgets this one simple truth. Shrek is disgusting. You would not want to be around Shrek.

6/9/2025, 5:47:23 PM | 21 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

And how cult leaders all have great endings and are admirable people

6/9/2025, 5:36:19 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted

God, this dude sucks. The correct answer to this question is "of course not, the Liberals are a right-wing party. They're not even a center-right party anymore, they are firmly right-wing." And then he goes on to blame identity politics for the NDP's loss, because, as has been established, he sucks.

6/9/2025, 4:29:24 PM | 55 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social)

@darrylayo.bsky.social behold the best Batman movie www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT6Q...

6/9/2025, 4:21:34 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social)

@hazelmonforton.com every morning I need Forest Whitaker to remind me "Revolution is not for the sane"

6/9/2025, 3:51:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

every song by DragonForce sounds like it should be the final song in the climax of an anime about a team of warriors in mech suits fighting for the freedom of the universe.

6/9/2025, 3:40:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am always considering Dragonforce

6/9/2025, 3:31:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

the press will call him a gender activist and then you read the transcript of the trial and he is telling the prosecution that they are in the pocket of terrorists while also talking about sissy porn.

6/9/2025, 3:30:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I still wish he had of won the Liberal Leadership race.

6/9/2025, 3:20:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

GO LEOPARDON

6/9/2025, 2:45:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted

they’re going to try to find the fake reason that sticks for what causes autism so they can figure out how to just implement a program of eugenics

6/9/2025, 3:24:05 AM | 2095 342 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... update, she is representing herself at her bail hearing on Monday

6/9/2025, 12:10:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally the Wallet Inspector

6/9/2025, 4:41:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social)

WTF is this scam?

6/9/2025, 4:41:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P (@clairezagorski.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹

5/9/2025, 9:14:47 PM | 1072 364 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I love to go to bed too

6/9/2025, 1:24:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social)

@chas.bsky.social I'm really going to miss Disney World now that I can't go to Florida did you ever stay at the Boardwalk Hotel?

6/9/2025, 1:21:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sal Gentile (@salgentile.bsky.social) reposted

they are literally doing “war is peace”

JD Vance touts Trump as “candidate of peace” White House moves forward on plans for a department of war
6/9/2025, 12:56:08 AM | 55 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

Empires come and go but the city keeps its guardians

6/9/2025, 1:04:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simon Frankel Pratt (@simonpratt.bsky.social) reposted

Well, I was in Istanbul recently and I photographed many cats. By popular demand, here are some of them.

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3/9/2025, 3:47:12 PM | 84 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

hell yeah rally cars

5/9/2025, 3:11:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean her hips do not lie or rather one hip always lies but one hip always tells the truth

5/9/2025, 2:07:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

oh dear

5/9/2025, 2:00:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

in their most famous mission didn't they crash a helicopter?

5/9/2025, 1:36:03 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

the question he should have asked is "what would the other guard say"

5/9/2025, 1:27:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.

5/9/2025, 4:13:31 AM | 3774 603 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

it's probably good your dog does not drink salt water

5/9/2025, 1:11:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

OOOOOOOOO FANCY

5/9/2025, 1:11:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm never sure with nova scotia is that a lake or the ocean?

5/9/2025, 1:06:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

if anyone from the Elite was ever Guile it was either Page or Omega

5/9/2025, 12:48:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

oh cool I hope Homestar Runner updates this week

5/9/2025, 12:47:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaisyFM ✒︎ (@daisyfm.net) reposted

15 years later and it'd still the best video on Youtube.

5/9/2025, 11:39:58 AM | 16 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

Deep down Cody knows he's not Guile

5/9/2025, 5:56:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social)

Maybe I like skim milk

5/9/2025, 5:46:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/Z5ljaS9q1fI?...

5/9/2025, 5:31:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

My way or the Thigh Way

5/9/2025, 5:26:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

this was just before that magical time period when nutella was marketed as health food

4/9/2025, 6:29:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

remember when there was a big chess flashback that stuck around as a visual motif for no reason?

4/9/2025, 6:27:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

also all three of the men are the same man

4/9/2025, 6:24:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture actual heathcliff comics (@realheathcliffs.bsky.social) reposted

04 Sep 2025

Heathcliff uppercuts Spike the bulldog, the contact of the punch making an audible
4/9/2025, 6:21:41 PM | 228 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

the other one I've come to use is "that's nice"

4/9/2025, 6:01:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am so happy for hollowknight fans someone out there somewhere is enjoying something

4/9/2025, 5:58:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 5:55:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

amazing

4/9/2025, 5:46:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

wait did that crazy lady die?

4/9/2025, 5:45:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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truly you are Living Mas

4/9/2025, 5:32:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social)

someone will be like "What do you think about the progress of viral mutations without vaccinations" and RFK Jr. will be like "I surround my house with cold iron to keep away witches"

4/9/2025, 4:36:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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where is Modest Mouse?

4/9/2025, 4:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

sometimes people can realize they are on a date and they will go "is this a date?" and the other person will say "yeah this is a date" and then it is a date

4/9/2025, 4:07:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the only requirement for a date is that all involved parties know it is a date.

4/9/2025, 4:02:43 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

@acab4cutie.top important question 4 u

4/9/2025, 4:00:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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coffee is a date, the park is a date

4/9/2025, 4:00:15 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't like becoming PM before being an MP I think you need to do your time in the legislature before being given the keys to the country I don't care how good you are with money let me see you slog through committee meetings and QP for 5 years.

4/9/2025, 3:48:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep telling people "I did not vote for the banker" and so far I have not regretted saying it

4/9/2025, 3:28:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

@magpie.tips lol I got blocked for this

4/9/2025, 3:26:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

the hens running the hen house will continue to talk to the fox about how to run the hen house after he decided not to show up got it.

4/9/2025, 3:22:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I once "fixed" a monitor by jiggling a mouse and waking it up from sleep mode

4/9/2025, 3:20:57 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social)

Mitch is looking for the guy who did this

4/9/2025, 3:18:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he almost literally died

4/9/2025, 3:17:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the Fox has been invited to be a guest speaker in the Hen House

4/9/2025, 3:10:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

no he cancelled himself bsky.app/profile/jour...

4/9/2025, 3:06:14 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

some people said a joke of his about a trans woman was in poor taste once and then his brain turned into pudding

4/9/2025, 3:00:36 PM | 143 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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do not put lithium in your shoes got it

4/9/2025, 2:56:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no pressure I guess

4/9/2025, 1:55:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

it's been a long time and she's not a kid anymore she looks the part I say give her a chance

4/9/2025, 1:37:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

Though I know I should be wary Still I dream of something scary Ghostly hauntings I turn loose Beetlejuice Beetlejuice BEETLEJUICE

4/9/2025, 1:32:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dale Smith (@journodale.bsky.social) reposted

The Christo-fascist couldn't attend the Cabinet retreat after all, but don't worry, Carney's office says they will continue to engage with him.

Laura Stone: NEW: PMO says American conservative Kevin Roberts, the Project 2025 architect who was invited to speak to Prime Minister Mark Carney’s cabinet today, is no longer joining the meeting. #cdnpoli Quoting: Regrettably, Dr. Roberts' office indicated that he can no longer join us to present today. Our team will continue further engagement and discussions with him and other leading U.S. policy figures soon, regarding Canada's economic and security relationship with the United States. Today's forum, and our government, will remain resolutely focused on Canadians: building our economic strength to create greater certainty, security, and opportunity for Canadians. Many of you have also asked about former Australian Prime Minister Dr. Kevin Rudd. He will be joining the cabinet planning forum later today with a focus on navigating our national futures amid rapid global strategic change, China's rise, and new approaches to multipolarity.
4/9/2025, 1:12:41 PM | 67 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

W O O F

4/9/2025, 1:10:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I do not forget. I always remember.

4/9/2025, 12:46:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this week feels like ten weeks

4/9/2025, 12:36:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

really everyone in Lucifer except maybe Lucifer which is kind of weird if you think about it

4/9/2025, 12:31:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

Sam and Cas too. They all come into contact with their own equivalent of the One Ring in the show and they all fuck up royally.

4/9/2025, 12:30:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 12:26:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the guy who wrote Father Ted and the IT Crowd lost his damn mind a few years ago and made it everyone's problem

4/9/2025, 11:59:31 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I am from Canada and even I should not know who Nigel Farage is

4/9/2025, 9:39:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Chronicle Herald (@thechronicleherald.bsky.social) reposted

The Dalhousie Student Union is throwing its support behind the locked-out Dalhousie Faculty Association.

4/9/2025, 9:00:11 AM | 18 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's going to be Cats

4/9/2025, 9:11:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

you simply do not have to defend graham linehan that’s not a thing you have to spend your time doing there are better options, like cleaning lint out of the dryer

4/9/2025, 4:54:48 AM | 1480 178 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bruce Arthur (@brucearthur.bsky.social) reposted

Very, very different

3/9/2025, 10:10:52 PM | 56 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Riley Black 🦕 🏳️‍⚧️ (@restingdinoface.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I write books about prehistoric life! My latest is When the Earth Was Green, which explores how the relationship between plants and animals shaped the world as we know it. It’s like if I took you on a nature walk through the Jurassic. Thank you for putting up this thread! 🦕

4/9/2025, 4:30:31 AM | 58 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

get a pixie cut and just freak everyone out

3/9/2025, 3:32:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno he's got a full tang straight sword in there without a hilt yet that's pretty cool

3/9/2025, 3:24:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture They Might Be David (@aferaldavid.bsky.social) reply parent

there are swords in the boxes

3/9/2025, 3:23:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view