you are my spongebob, my only spongebob
The Saga of Me Talking to Myself probably talking about Pokémon or the Boston Red Sox
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you are my spongebob, my only spongebob
who is asking for all of these Fire Emblem games? I’m sure they’re nice, but
they announced a Dragon Quest VII remake, this is the best Friday of all-time
life has officially gotten to the point where I’ve been asking myself every other day, “wait, this album is gonna be 10 years old?” for albums that I swear came out like, 10 weeks ago
seeing Rilo Kiley tonight for the first time ever and man, am I excited
I’m not listening to the same song on repeat all day, YOU are… (we both probably are)
um, Red Sox??? … what exactly was the plan going into this game? It’s 7-0 and it’s not even the 3rd inning yet. Time to send Jordan Hicks packing.
WAY OUTTA HERE FOR CEDDANNE
so… I made a purchase
Red Sox: *player leaves the team* Phillies: “hey wyd”
I can’t have one vacation/extended weekend without having at least one massive allergy attack for a day, it’s like my body penalizes me for wanting to relax and it’s frustrating
how has Threads lasted this long
if you see me outside with my fake Garrett Crochet City Connect jersey: yes you did, mind your business
they gave the Red Sox the “easier” series and they’re using this to speedrun how quickly they can lose the wild card spot
Pokémon
using this sweep to justify buying a Red Sox hoodie right now
let’s do it again, but against Pittsburgh!!
I have a question regarding Mega Hawlucha… where’s his championship belt??
nice they, finally added more DLC to Pokkén Tournament, it’s about time they added new fighters and alternate outfits
I love when I boot up Pokémon GO and it immediately hits you with the “don’t play Pokémon GO and drive” message… like buddy, my butt is firmly planted on my recliner at home, the only thing moving here is my dog
in honor of the upcoming Boston Red Sox vs. Pittsburgh Pirates series this weekend: my dad and I watching the Yankees get absolutely mollywhopped last Saturday
LET’S GO BOYS 🗣️
I was today years old when I realized Spotify FINALLY gave us the option to turn off this godforsaken feature
Pokémon GO night at Citi Field!
September is just an obstacle that’s preventing me from playing Pokémon Legends: Z-A sooner
tiredt… sleepy, even
just found out I have friends my age who don’t know who their favorite uncle is
hot take: this is the least horniest Deftones release of all-time
okay, we can stop the trend of all-lowercase/uppercase album titles and songs now, it’s overdone
ROMAN ANTHONY NO-DOUBTER
MEGA VICTREEBEL 🤣🤣🤣
I honestly still do not understand the extra stuff in Pokémon Sleep (I mashed through the text boxes), I just like to see how long it thinks I slept for and to see the cute lil creatures sleeping
Matt “*eats” Strahm, ladies and gentlemen (yo, he just like me fr)
I saw Frankie Montas in the bullpen and I immediately left Citi Field
good luck to everyone at Pokémon Worlds this weekend!! I hope it’s all safe and fun. I have to attend one of these years.
pulling cards in TCG Pocket some days is like when you shuffle a playlist on Spotify multiple times but it keeps playing the same songs in the same order
such a cute card art, we love Ampharos #pokemontcgp
wake me up when Pokémon Legends: Z-A comes out
wow maybe I should just go back to therapy lmao… the hell did I just write in my notebook
Nintendo, do you need help rolling out songs onto your music app? I know it’s been only 9 months, but how are y’all missing so many classic OSTs on it? You own them all, roll them out lmao… need the Link’s Awakening Switch remaster OST now
people will exist in weather like this, look you dead in the eye and tell you summer is the best season… send them back south of heaven with the mosquitoes, honestly
I feel for Dylan Cease, man… I really do
the joke writes itself sometimes
at the Yankees-Phillies game and man, this just shows that female Phillies fans just might be the cutest/hottest fanbase around
what if we walked and held hands to the Super Mario All-Stars version of the Super Marion Bros. 2 character select song youtu.be/EweJ1biRbYM?...
goodnight, sweet prince
I forgot to take my allergy meds today, so goodbye, cruel world
Dustin Poirier’s leg tan is sending me rn
I think i’m moving to Connecticut… someone just casually unsheathed a katana then dropped it and the cops across the street were completely aloof to it all, I love that
men are so creepy… literally was just this woman and I on this bus, there’s seats everywhere and he sat one chair alone, turns around and sees her, and gets up and sits directly next to her. I was over here thinking he knew her but no lmao, “look at this empty bus, gotta sit almost ontop if you”
Dinosaur Jr. is sick af live, nice
I am having a hell of a time trying to walk today (7.5 hour session in one day)
I’m going to just start commenting “nice Joy Division shirt” on people’s photos to see how they react
people made fun of Pete Alonso meditating during the home run derby but just witnessed Jazz Chisolm Jr. go full Jason Bay and NO ONE batted an eye
this is that humidity that makes you wish you were in shape (you just walked four blocks)
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
Beginning of 2025 ➡️ Halfway through 2025
had a dream I went on a date where we decided to go to a concert and she asked me if she should wear shin guards
the amount of people that have sent me that post of the dude getting his Popplio card signed by the pope
you’re telling me it’s NOT lunch time yet??
there’s always that one dude in the group that once women are in the picture, they instantly become alpha/competitive/“pick me” energy… never the vibes, just be natural bro, i’m trying to enjoy my drink
to the lady at the Liberty game that kept complimenting my smile while watching my bandmate and I film a TikTok: I hope you have an amazing life
how is it not lunch time yet
what do you mean it’s not even lunch time yet
Donald Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize over Iran-Israel ceasefire deal Donald Trump Nobel Peace Prize Nomination Withdrawn
why not just have Mayer and Story swap fielding positions now? That’s how it should be when Bregman comes back anyway… also Jarren Duran batted .273 when batting second in the lineup last season, so there’s some food for thought… also, also: Crochet Day, baby
LET’S GO, BOYS
I will hire one of my followers to go to my house, hang out in my room, and unlock everything in Mario Kart World for me, I’ve barely had time to play the last two weeks… turn on the A/C and stay cool
once again: if you say summer is your favorite season, you are a LIAR. There’s NO chance you think that this weather is acceptable, the heck is this
congratulations to Los Angeles Lakers legend, Alex Caruso
my GOAT
for a second I forgot what a firefly was, so I saw one and instantly said “hello, butt fly”
it’s so humid that I keep thinking parked cars are moving
dudes from the Bronx wear either a Yankee fitted or this
I don’t have a hard time picking out a Gatorade color at the store, I just open the fridge and whichever one calls out to me like the Green Goblin’s mask is the one I grab
this is what the Red Sox fans were hoping they actually saw when we all got the Devers trade news 😔
dang, I have zero summer fits
Mario Kart World is pretty neat
Aaron Judge asking for a day off on the same day the Red Sox have a day off
oh yeah, i’m back
“you and your bros ain’t even that GOAT’d” me and bros:
CARLOS NARVÁEZ!!!!!!
DJ LeMaiheu when his job is on the line
someone said the new Turnstile album sounds like they wrote 14 different remixes of HOLIDAY
I’m gonna listen to the new Turnstile album, so that means i’m about to either be the biggest fan or biggest hater for the next week
Red Sox management does not need to be studied, we already know how they’re failing. They need to be REPLACED. They are not doing their job well in the slightest.
Happy Pride Month 🏳️🌈
can we stop putting Creed songs on IG posts? you’re making the al gore rhythm think I like Creed
the amount of AI-generated content popping up on my IG explore tab is very concerning, ngl
those AI videos of celebrities/athletes appearances througout the years… yeah, can we stop that, please
“But I like being lost, and I'm good at being alone, and I find comfort in knowing that it rains the same in every language”
Red Sox management, pitching, and hitting all competing to see who could be the worst every game
