unfortunately ya
Salty broad. Childless sociopath. Mavis's mom. 🐾 she/her
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America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive
There’s Something About Gary
I did a morning meditation right after posting this and that seemed to help a little. I set an intention to feel calm today.
Goodnight moon, you sick sonofabitch
it’s so hard not to feel angry all the time
There's an account on Insta that is short clips of birds eating at a "chirp-cuterie" board and this is what I want for my life.
All the colors! Even the tail feathers are getting in on it. #rainbowwings #hummingbirds
can’t stop thinking about the HVAC guy. i need to get laid.
looking like he’s has another stroke, i see
Trump is unwell and it’s obvious someone else is writing his posts. I think the syphilis is catching up to him.
oh that poor sex worker ❤️🩹
with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood
you’re welcome 😇
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
and pansexual
Trans rights, that’s what we all say.
Pritzker on Trump sending troops into cities: "He has other aims other than fighting crime... he would like to stop the elections in 2026 or frankly take control of those elections. He'll just claim there's some problem with an election and then he's got troops on the ground that can take control."
We aren’t turning around or slowing down. Fund mass transit! Fund our roads and bridges! I’ve voted for it. I’m walking for it. We’re fighting for it! #walkfortransit
today’s HVAC guy is sexy so of course i look like hammered dog shit with hairy legs lolol
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
today i negotiated my pest control bill down and reduced the size of my city garbage bin. this economy sucks and it keeps getting worse.
Witch burnings in the 21st century
People forget the largest minority group is the disabled community and they are the only minority group that you can unexpectedly become apart of.
Still gives me chills… 🌌🌻🎨
That probably the point though, isn’t it? Culling the herd of the “weak” and “sensitive,” like real nazi eugenicists.
I won’t survive. My depression is severe and suicidal ideation is a big feature. These people are truly evil.
this is chilling and nobody is going to stop him
I don’t have a dream duet but I wouldn’t say no to a Miley Cyrus & Chappell Roan collab
Share this tweet if you are down for a national walkout.
Hahaha 🐾 🔥
just a nice slice of turkey helps the kibbles go down, kibbles go doooowwn, kibbles go down just a nice slice of turkey helps her kibbles go down in the most delightful way
Extremely proud to have a mayor who will take a second to defend innocent trans people even in this awful moment. A powerful contrast with the many moderate Democrats who abandoned trans people simply because they lost an election. Don't let the gun nuts scapegoat any minority; it's the guns.
AN HIV VACCINE!!!!! WE GOT AN HIV VACCINE! (sourced to multiple peer-reviewed studies cited in thread 👇👇)
And right now there’s a Shelter in Place at my university. First week of classes. Hopefully it will turn out only to be a scare - but what a way to start the semester, on a day already darkened by the terrible mass shooting in Minnesota.
Out of Control by The Indefinite Article
School just started, and we are already mourning two children killed and dozens more injured as they prayed during mass. It doesn’t have to be this way. Congress must act to keep our kids safe.
DO NOT PUT CHILDREN ON TV TALKING ABOUT A SHOOTING THEY JUST LIVED THROUGH The media who do this are heartless bastards
These polar bear cubs are 8 months old. They will stay with their mother (watching out of frame) for another year and a half before they are ready to venture out on their own. They were so curious of us humans watching from a giant, silent, tundra buggy. 🌿🦊🐻❄️
As we keep seeing more and more stories about ChatGPT leading to deaths it's important to frame it as a faulty product born from hubris whose true costs are passed on to everyone but the people who made it.
There’s only one way this man leaves the White House.
There’s not much left to tell people about what is going on. This is it.
Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
The secret to the anti-liberal leftists might be that they kind of like Trump and want him to pioneer a fully autocratic presidency that a progressive can someday seize and deploy.
sure but i think it’s probably this dude
Oh yeah
can’t stop thinking about Al Gore
lowkey sexy tbh
used to be you could get an indictment against a ham sandwich. now you can't even indict a guy who throws a ham sandwich. folks, www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
I still enjoyed it!
anyone else who can’t enjoy Benson Boone at least partly because you know who he’s named after?
Hunting Wives is soft-core lesbian porn for straight women
Holy shit.
we’d love to turn off the machine that convinces children to kill themselves, but we can’t really justify losing our ability to lay off customer service agents, now can we?
Exactly right, granddad!
How merging works is that you either let me in like a normal person or you hit my car from behind like a psychopath and are liable for buying me a new one. Hope this helps, Utah! 💋 ✌🏻
JB Pritzker is the guy everyone wants Gavin Newsom to be.
This is 100% correct.
You wake up and stand in front of the bathroom mirror for a long time. "Who am I?" you ask. Something is moving inside of your pajamas. Cautiously you pull them open. You find two children sitting on each other's shoulders pretending to be you. They gasp and run away, and you cease to exist.
🚨BREAKING: In a landmark victory for voters, a Utah judge struck down the state Legislature’s gerrymandered congressional map and reinstated the citizen-led redistricting reforms voters approved in 2018. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
i’m tired of your uneducated bullshit
a pop up box on social media that forces anyone who uses the terms Fascism or Fascist to correctly define it before they’re allowed to hit Post
and yet
it’s wild that this man, who was once a gangsta rap icon, is such a pussy
sometimes if you come up with an idea that could save your employer money, your boss will punish you for it. idk if it’s like that in the private sector, but that’s how it usually works in government.
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
never a more stark example of the government deciding to get just one guy for no fucking reason except that they can
It’s become increasingly hard to envision a way in which this doesn’t end violently. I’m not pro-violence. I’m a pacifist; but I’m also a realist.
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Venn Diagram Circle ⭕️
because nobody is stopping them. there is no law, only action. law is dead.
If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely: 1. Purge govt of non loyalists 2. Weaponize law against opponents 3. Use military to police opposition strongholds 4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel 5. Change election rules in his favor.
For the umpteenth Goddamn time, it doesn't have to be Gavin Newsom, just someone who understands that the old ways are dead and knows that there is no such thing as a fair fight.
so the national guard from conservative states are activating to invade liberal states, do i have that right?
haha rad!
Harold & Kumar go to Whitecastle
youtu.be/03iBgkXb1EE?...
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts/gigs you saw. Hozier Sofi Tukker Echo & the Bunnymen Alesso Charlie Puth
exactly
It’s amazing how quickly people stopped mentioning that Sam Altman’s sister sued him for sexual abuse.
a chastity-belt-like device that prevents bodysuits from giving you a full front-to-back wedgie
don’t ask if he’s allowed to do it, ask who is going to stop him
The Wizard of Oz The Joy Luck Club Dead Poets Society
[to marriage counselor] Who's winning
not even a week after Sandwich Guy caught a federal felony assault charge for the use of a sandwich
I think the left/right/liberal/centrist distinction is a lot less useful at this point than the "wants to be an adult member of society" vs "fuck you mom" divide.
It’s so cool that knowing even a little bit about climate change makes you sound fucking crazy
I really forgot how openly bonkers the rhetoric got between Lincoln’s election and the South Carolina secession. In retrospect, it makes everything that happens afterwards make sense, but it also makes it incredible that the South was allowed to perpetrate the Lost Cause narrative.
Exactly this. Please think about how many people will die in a civil war. If we have the same proportion of casualties as last time, we are looking at around ten million deaths. And I think it'll be worse.
The racial element of this is so fucking gross, too.
Tacky oval office begildening update: There was one piece on his cluttered mantle that wasn't 100% gold so it was replaced. And he's added a ridiculously ornate new golden fireplace screen. And new golden trophies on either side and new golden frames on the wall. Taking bets on what he adds next.
