they traded og anybody back for rj barrett which would never happen. i have been sinking countless hours into this game to avoid responsibilities. i feel like the witches’ curse wore off
i just made some bullshittt
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they traded og anybody back for rj barrett which would never happen. i have been sinking countless hours into this game to avoid responsibilities. i feel like the witches’ curse wore off
miracle just happened: the GM in my nba 2k save (160hrs logged) traded my favorite player and now my immersion is utterly broken and i have no desire to play. i’m free
such a shame that the reciprocal party to fascists is inoperable and the reciprocal platform to twitter is having tantrums about the kendrick lamar album rankings
nearly 3000 of you thought you get your dose of twitter agnes elsewhere. im here to vaguepost about my crush for 4 months!
legitimately 7 people on here whose opinion i care about it’s crazy how the rest of you fucking dorks think you can extract an ounce of critical thought from me
i bought two vapes at the same time in the les today and the guy did the obama ‘not bad’ to me and shrugged . this is liberty to me
fiberglass in my balls im lookin for love
the thing about new york city is that sometimes your beverage is awful
reads like my biography for the first 500 words
Deeply on brand for me to be so caught up in my feelings about the way people are treating me at the bars that I forgot about the story that came out today, that's about white women’s behaviors at the bars and the parties that I don't particularly care for.
at apicha with dead dreams on my neck
does your bitch know i have more travel sized lotions than you
i say im not butch then ask to be the little spoon
walked into the subway and was unfortunately the most schizophrenic person there today
gorg
janie did this to me
my roommate’s hookups scream louder than mine am i the problem
is ‘using sex to get what you want’ really such a bad thing if the thing i want is friends
when the swelling subsides a little at the end of the night i look like a pearl
i'm definitely spending a good chunk of my ffs recovery hating my face but man did that guy make my face round
one of my favorite parts of getting older is learning to get less loud
ive obviously been one but it’s time to start acting like one
ok it’s time to be a capital A artist
accidentally activated some ancient shit
i got my starman lowkey
i want to direct and act in an all-trans woman remake of julius caesar and i want to be marc antony
You shiver, and the city shivers with you.
how itchy is it normal to be
my social media career
tofu and i live in quahog and we don't live together but we live in two mirror instances of the griffin house that are separated by one inch of lawn
last night's dream: the HIV epidemic comes back in high schools and me and tofu are both teachers in the same department that everyone suspects to be fucking since we're both trans (and we are in this dream) and we have to husband+wife Dead Poets Society the english classes back into using PrEP
to every woman who met their gf through me i wish you a very hope it works out just dont talk to me about it
kinkshamed
r/swaggydisappearances
im remembering how it was to monitor the situation
i enjoy her steadfast resolve you can see it in the way she moves
top tier drug interaction is actually ketamine and inca cola
familiarity breeds contempt and i am begging familiarity to open its relationship
checked my playtime for hollow knight silksong and it has only been 2 hours but i have already made so many friends
o my god
i wish i lived in the bug kingdom with the other bugs
(sincerely) i think i love you to trust you for next easter’s three legged race
after a certain point the only thing you can't buy is more time — to think things through, to experiment, to fail in private. thankfully you can just take it
i call my ex jessica every morning and ask her questions like ‘why are you the only girlfriend i actually liked’
i can carry people now which is a cool thing about lifting
i keep doing this thing where i pick my bottom up from the bed and walk around with her and i do not know where that impulse comes from
‘you have to be going on dates to be official’ is the stupidest fucking thing i’ve ever heard
in one of my many viral twitter moments cis people got in my mentions claiming ‘you have to be going on dates to be dating’ and no matter how bad i’m doing in love at least im better than them
(taping a stick with a carrot hanging from it to my back) i just want a partner to laugh with and go on dates
on all that is period
dragging myself across the finish line of this project so I can get really high and read transgender pdfs
i know why im still single but rather than interrogate that im instituting a strict ‘Must Watch One Indiana Jones Movie’ after sex to avoid addressing any of my emotional defects
the important thing to remember is that everyone (yes, even that person) is having more and better sex than you are
Landscapers to their employee named Playcall:
i generally do normal things for normal reasons
if i could just manage to make myself tea every morning like a grownup i could be solving most of my problems
plotting every person ive slept with on a grid and drawing lines between them to draw a snail
my interest is the same as when i watch full length mechanic videos knowing i will never own a car
sunday apart, apart
we dont either
why did i last night cum in her, say 'im not a top', then do it again
my dating life is joining the conflict on the side of the conflict
anton solomonik driving the longest car you’ve ever seen through Ridgewood, Queens:
jacques tati shit is happening to me
yeah man a couple times. just casually on the way to the train
so far the hardest thing about working with cameron winter has been disguising how many times i have actually listened to heavy metal
bro was literally named zooey
would you i look at that it’s Grouper - Alien Observer o’clock
seriously wish i changed my name to Die Hardman back in 2023
my point in saying any of this is that it was easier to wrap my head around doing the exact same thing im doing now except while calling myself nonbinary
im not saying they do but theyre dichotomies and i find dichotomies confusing
it’s cool that butchfemme semiotics have permeated my local community that we might participate in a greater conversation that starts with ‘lesbian’ before ‘trans’, but if you’re my friend+catch me getting involved in its politics please tap my wrist to remind me im about to hurt my feelings again
i played a video game about this once and it scared me so much i started writing a noise rock song about it
i mistakenly pursued butch aesthetics and had to be single for a year because of mistaken identity. most of the time i don’t want to be a girl either. ultimately im alone bc im crabby it’s about to be 9 years since i started using my name and in some ways i’m less courageous than when i started
im lucky i always thought blanchard was the stupidest reddit shit ever but somehow seeing enough happy masc+femme couples suggested that thats how i was going to find a life partner
the most embarrassing thing i did during my transition was shut the door on possibility and reduce every encounter mentally to top+bottom/masc+femme
Agent, It is Saturday morning. Your directive, should you choose to accept it, is take a human poop in the cat’s litterbox because it would be so funny.
whenever you like my post i feel your eyes on my skin and their weight like manacles
dream last night i became the full time babysitter of my ex’s children while she and her husband went to work on the spaceship from Arrival
drag name Kenny Log-in
mine is trying to hold the wine by cupping its hands
thanks to all my friends who hang out with me still even though they have girlfriends
im the kind of polyamorous where im stingy with $5 and get big once im up $100,000
i could be hyperfocused on all my work and art if it were shaped like a trans woman
girlfriend museum is christian rock
hey so i noticed that you and all your friends are bald
forgot video games could be soothing works of art and not just nba2k
dont content farm on me here i have nothing to sell
i thought this when i saw the protein shake store for the first time
i was never gonna start saying ‘sapphic’ or ‘unhoused’
sharing an ex with a girl you used to fuck is so funny. like we are both booboo the fool and also now we’re both thinking of each other’s dicks
im doing The Temple of Doom to myself emotionally every morning
being a transgender lesbian is one of the funniest things you can do to yourself romantically
i dont need a girlfriend but what i do need would be so much easier to attain if i had one
do you guys know if we have perception at the pitch of passion tomorrow
if you looked into my brain and saw how much i trusted myself you’d be appalled it was legal for me to drive a car
happy bandcamp friday. reminder that my catalog of (mostly) ambient music is all pwyc emializh.bandcamp.com
god allows me to recognize the pattern but not to deal with it
