Persil is her obsession. Obsession. Persil.
Gentleman slacker. #TOTP botherer. Public service shitposting.
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Persil is her obsession. Obsession. Persil.
He can't get anything right.
Six more weeks...Six more weeks...
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?
Gracious.
Thought it was Clinton Baptiste for a sec.
Bar owner: We don't serve their kind! Mate, they're robots. What are they going to be drinking?
You want to know what it is? I'll tell you what it is: anti-Jawa discrimination.
Misery on BBC2. One of those word-of-mouth films, with The Commitments, that I saw in the first couple of years of high school when everyone was trying to see anything with violence/swearing/shagging they probably shouldn't be watching. Ending with I'll Be Seeing You is a lovely touch.
Yeah, bollocks to it. I know where the base is, get Palpatine on the horn.
Medals for straight white human males, is it? Get fucked.
If you're wondering just how grim Strangeways must have been in 1977, apart from the slopping out, the Guardian had recently exposed that the bloody prison officers running the place were openly organising as National Front. #WheeltappersandShunters #AtTheWheeltappers
Star turn Mike Harding is only on Bluesky! @churchcat.bsky.social #WheeltappersandShunters
I think it's a roll now.
Big coats at the ready, it's time for the #WheeltappersandShunters Special Shows!
There he is!
If you see this post a monster:
You, sir, win the internet today.
I think it also takes a certain genius for a singer to take a song and make you believe they lived it, like Elvis with Long Black Limousine or Sinatra with One For My Baby.
Powelly's got to be sick as a parrot, Clive.
#TOTP
Cliff's been on his holidays, hasn't he? #TOTP
And the Rodneys are queuing up, god forbid. #TOTP
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The energy crisis taking its toll on Nick Lowe's iron. #TOTP
VAN DAY! #TOTP
Good gravy.
Do I have to have listened to Mahler's first four to know what's going on? #TOTP #notTOTP
The Saints, there. #TOTP
Play Teardrop, you doughnuts. #TOTP
Imaani did us proud, finishing a mere six points behind winner Dana International. #TOTP
How Do I Live? in the style of Mulligan & O'Hare is my shower jam, man. #TOTP
The Steps, there. #TOTP
SHADDAP! Bloody racket. #TOTP
Is this what John Mills fought World War II single handedly for? #TOTP
Kula Shaker, is it? #TOTP
My band was supposed to support the support for Catatonia once. But we didn't in the end. #RockFacts #TOTP
Fred! That's name. That was driving me bonkers the other night.
Usher has come as Mr Benn (Deceased). #TOTP
That lad's got no business showing up with a Flying V. No business at all. #TOTP
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Good god.
That's America told.
And an incessant need to create shareable content, even if it's only been shared for how stupid it is.
Elgar swells.
And Daphne's completely bonkers.
Just gone round the Horn of Frasier on Channel 4, last ep of S11 to S1 Ep1. His hair's gone all bouffy at the back again.
I don't think so, Tim.
She's not welcome anymore.
If I'm honest, that didn't exactly scream "the good days are coming". #MUFC
Don't I know it.
Hager attacks TK as an entitled "daddy's little billionaire" while stamping his foot that he was 'only' offered 18 months to pack the fans in to watch him wear a hat.
Heh heh heh! They're EEEEVIL! #ForbiddenDoor
Barry Took will be hearing about this.
Effing and jeffing.
1934 in Mussolini's Italy and 1978 in Videla's Argentina too. Nothing new about how FIFA's amorality.
Can never not love that the bass player in bad ass revolutionary mamma jammas RATM was called Timmy C.
Oh, lovely Margarine.
Bit of hush for the good reverend. #TOTP #LoveSongsAtTheBBC
#TOTP #LoveSongsAtTheBBC
Cyndi Lauper is malfunctioning! She'll kill us al! #TOTP #LoveSongsattheBBC
Blimey, take a cold shower Phyllis. #TOTP #LoveSongsattheBBC
Bonnie Tyler, there. What a voice. #TOTP #notTOTP #LoveSongsattheBBC
Bollocks to that, lads. I'm having a stool. It's the future. #TOTP #notTOTP #LoveSongsattheBBC
Missed #TOTP cos I was out on the tiles. But now I'm back, all liquored up, with toast and crisps, and ready for some #LoveSongsatTheBBC
The definitive answer to ‘What the hell should I wear?’ The style challenges of a fortysomething man debate, I feel.
Comes with a previously unreleased...er...apple.
I remember my mam and dad watching that in, what, 1987 (same year as Jaws: The Revenge!). To me he was just the bloke from Zulu at Christmas but when I saw that Peter Serafinowocz sketch years later, I recognised it instantly. Weird what lodges in your brain.
Controversial stuff from Bono and Rod Stewart, there.
A Certificate of Loveliness and a dinner at top seafood restaurant The Thai Cottage.
‘What the hell should I wear?’ The style challenges of a fortysomething man
Amazing. They even got the wallpaper of my teenage bedroom right.
Rampage?
Everybody! #WheeltappersandShunters
Glyn here might the most uncomfortable man in Britain. #WheeltappersandShunters
Sauce. #WheeltappersandShunters
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It's time for some turns! #wheeltappersandshunters
Back from me jollies, lads.
On me jollies, lads.
