Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania
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Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania
My first thought was honestly "I guess that's one way to stop the Kia Boyz"
Haven't managed to get kicked out yet so I keep escalating lmao
Also all these ICE facilities should be shut down cause we've known they've been atrocious for years and they've only gotten worse
In one stupid act the admin kissed goodbye to any new Hyundai, Kia, Samsung, LG factories...I'm sure that will be fine
Holy shit! What she said 🎤
Ngl I always thought it was one of her more cliche songs and then I experienced it in a crowd where everyone felt seen and safe and now I almost tear up when I hear it
Rewatching the Chromatica Ball movie on HBO and remembering when I saw it live and she did Born This Way and the (already energetic) pit just erupted into pure joy and dancing and celebration and how beautiful it was
Bills 2-0 Chiefs 0-2
“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys
I am rapidly losing interest in buying anything from any major corporation if I can help it
Oh SHIT
Nope. It has a one time refill kit deal which I may have attempted if it was just a little low but it was 0 PSI and I was in the middle of fucking nowhere in Mendon lol. And the tow is free with the lease. This is the 4th time I've used MINI roadside assistance. Getting my money's worth 🤣
he absolutely did not. he was an unrepentant, disgusting bigot and white supremacist. do not let people like this try and reform his image in death. he was the worst of the worst, true absolute scum.
No run flats on the EVs cause I guess it makes the ride even worse
was just looking for @seantcollins.com’s “goofy at the crucification” post and google is so cool now
u guys seemed pretty sure just a little while ago tbh
While we're at it, coyotes should make peace between rabbits and squirrels
A black player has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. "I'd like to honor Kirk by reading several Kirk quotes regarding his musings on the black community."
That's right. And we're so excited. #AdventureAwaits
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
Aaaaand the fucking service department is closed tomorrow, not even morning hours. Thanks Bob Johnson. At least I am already about to get my money's worth out of my wheel and tire package lmao
I'm sorry, month and half old car. I am literally cursed when it comes to new cars and flat tires or something going wrong. Thank fuck for free roadside assistance and my BFF coming back to wait with me/let me keep warm in his car
HAPPY FRIDAY TO MY TWO MONTH OLD CAR
Killed by a memelord then immediately forgotten by the man he built it all for. Died as he lived: pointlessly.
man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
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Elevator Chelsea is the nickname I earned from him after I went off on a lady who cut us in line for a capacity limited elevator lol
BFF and I are going to a birthday party tonight where people from my Catholic HS will likely be in attendance
"Mickey Mouse operation" is pretty funny when you consider the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse gang is more effective at solving mysteries than Kash Patel. Perhaps he needs his mystery Mousekatool.
KASH PATEL: I want boots on the ground! I want every nook and cranny in a 200 mile radius scoured ... *vengaboys ringtone plays* uh huh... uh huh... ok we'll come get him
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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Somebody seems a little emotional!!
Smart man 😂
I'll give em a pass today for 9/11 but if I see any half mast tomorrow, fuck em
Oh lord
This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did
They're currently being sued over this exact issue, lol
Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?
Jesus Christ
I legitimately feel like I am taking crazy pills at this point
If you say it, then I will
It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses
(Person who destroyed homeless peoples belongings with a smile on their face) political violence is bad
The most piercing judgments of Charlie Kirk I see today are the ones that simply quote his words for all to hear. What a legacy he earned.
In other news, petards owned for personal use remain the #1 cause of accidental hoistings
We are a bunch of dumb fucks with the attention spans of squirrels. This will be out of the news cycle by the weekend
I refuse to be lectured on how to properly react to anyone's death by members of a party who willingly accept the death of women as the "price" paid to ban abortion care or the death of children as the "price" paid to allow the gun industry to sell weapons of war to almost anyone
I voted for her in the 2016 primary and I'm still salty she didn't win
This is the correct energy.
😂 I will admit to leaving my knitting projects exploded all over the sofa but I'll be damned if they see a stain on the counter
Inviting a boy into my room: "what is he gonna do, not sleep with me because I haven't vacuumed?" When a contractor needs to come into my bedroom: cleaning like Pedro Pascal will be coming over
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
Yesss I might make them make sure I'm over for dinner when they get to them so I can watch those eps with them
I'm so proud of them, I sent them the watch guide and my mom was like "these episodes aren't honorable mentions, we need to watch them all!" And my dad acted too cool for a cartoon at first but now he's into it. I can't wait to see how they like Rebels
My mom only calls when it's urgent, she's a chronic texter. I got them watching Clone Wars and when I left tonight they were starting S5. She just called and I immediately answered in a panic. She goes "hi, okay, who is Saw Gerrera? I know we know that name!" ☠️☠️☠️
It’s not considered political violence to dehumanize people until they’re so ostracized by society that they take their own lives. It’s not considered political violence to make policy choices to intentionally kill people by depriving them of life saving healthcare.
Part of what keeps America so violent is the insistence that people perform care, empty goodness and absolution for white men who espouse hatred and violence.
I refuse, REFUSE to mourn a man who so blatantly considered women and minorities to be second class citizens.
I would have started cheering, FUUUUCK this
I'll be honest, I slacked off at work today but in his honor I'm gonna be a total business bitch tomorrow. And some extra sinning.
My friend sent me a screenshot of a coworker saying he was "smart and passionate"...I told him to reply that Ted Kaczinsky was also smart and passionate
The number of CAREER women I have seen tonight mourning...baby girl they would have you barefoot in the kitchen not voting!!
This explains it better than I can
I started playing a month or so ago and was having fun collecting planes when I traveled, my mom even wanted to start playing...now I doubt I'll bother
We are aghast. Unless done with a pen, there is simply no place for political violence in this country.
Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
Personally I've always found it politically violent to have to constantly listen to smarmy right wing men telling me that the only thing I should be good for is serving them and popping out babies
There are people who believe that women are put on this earth to suffer. So when you say things like "hey maybe we should make childbirth conditions more favorable" or "what if women didn't do most of the work in a marriage," they just will not understand. Because the point of women is to suffer.
no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
everyone, be proactive with your self care today. please no one search for “charlie kirk video”. you might turn up disgusting and upsetting footage of him expressing of his views
lemme tell ya, losing a whole ass organ to endo and then being told my follow up options were "birth control, I guess" and "it might come back, we don't know" will really radicalize ya
I just opened it for the first time today and wtfffff. At least everyone seems pissed about it so maybe they'll roll some of it back. I just wanted to catch and collect planes!
We also need to bring back bullying because I'm pretty sure at UR if someone tried to say the class went against their personal beliefs the other students would have loudly told them to fuckin' leave, then, so the rest of us can get the education we paid for
just saw the new iPhones. going to post up at the Apple Store with a bucket of popcorn about a week after launch to watch all the cx's coming in with bent iPhone Airs
My BFF and I were at Eataly last month and I ordered the lobster roll gluten free. The cook came out to confirm my allergy. He was barely away from the counter before my friend turned to me and went "HE WAS WEARING A PATEK PHILIPPE"
I have worked with Patrick at two different jobs and can attest he is the best! At our first job if I was swamped and he wasn't he would just design me any fancy social media graphic I asked for because he wanted to make something cool.
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brb putting "made it into the Loggins thread" in my bio
Proud of my city. rachbarnhart.substack.com/p/rochester-...
Whoa whoa whoa let's not go crazy here (although I have been cutting back on going out and I mostly only do coffee at home unless I'm traveling)
Also, 6 months to hit the gym and get in shape. Because I've been meaning to but also because I'm like a Miami 2 and if I try maybe I can get to a 4
it is stash diving and backlog for me ONLY for the foreseeable future
after saying I was going to stop spending so much money, my friend and I impulse bought tickets to see Lady Gaga again in Miami I am not allowed to buy any new yarn, books, video games, clothes that aren't from Costco, A N Y T H I N G for the next 12 months lol
Our APJ team gave me two dates for a webinar and asked me to pick one and I told them the later date to have more time to promote and definitely not because the other date has a TNF Bills game
Not manual but that was the car I learned to drive on. Fucking beasts. I always say Honda could re-release that exact model today as a retro edition and print money
I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live
Oh shit I haven't heard that version!
Big stuff at my store doesn't tend to sell so I'm very curious to see how low it drops on clearance before vanishing
Scotty Doesn't Know!
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
