wow though
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wow though
i am so so so tired this morning, just absolutely busted. might nap during lunch /instead of watching new Jet Lag/ is how tired i am, woof.
he absolutely does not
where would you buy this?? would you have to special order it???? who would MAKE it?????
he's a non-stop clownshow and he always finds a new way to entertain
and the guy front right looking at the camera like “are you seeing this?”
oh no. not at all.
s p e e c h l e s s
suffixes for sure, but a lot of them would also try to put their address as “the red building on the corner of grand concourse and 188th street” it was soooo exhausting, thank you for what you do 🙏🏻
filing in the forms for the SAT took two full class periods
lol now they are hissing at each other and one of them has to go to baby jail (a bedroom full of his toys and the door shut for ten minutes) oh well
sure a lot of things seem terrible right now but consider: my cats are sleeping holding paws
gothamist keeps running headlines that are like “uh-ohhhhhh, the girls [brad and zohran] are fighting!” and I REFUSE TO BUY INTO IT.
it’s soooooooo good
I love them!!!!!!!!!!!
and also so I can be weird about stuff where the wrong people can’t find it
god yes
this challah is so big that my cousins all took pictures of it and kept calling it blue-ribbon-at-the-fair challah. one of them insisted we name it and treat it like a pet.
LOLLLLL @mistresscurvy.bsky.social immediately started looking at ao3 to see what there was and found a 400 word fic tagged proposal and also fisting
happy new year, bluesky, I hope next year treats us all better ❤️
(we didn't make this one, ours are much less beautiful but also tastier lol)
please look at the size of this challah we are taking to my aunt’s for rosh hashanah. cat for scale.
nothing like learning that someone who gives you bad vibes used chatgpt to come up with a thing that would have taken them 30 seconds of thought to come up with. bad vibes confirmed.
the weekend went by so fast 😭
this one in the quote tweet (but they should smooch)
that's the one my sister braided lol, it looks way better than mine
just a lovely way to spend a September afternoon
meanwhile Ben, absolutely on the slow train [literal]: "I honestly can't tell, it's like, am /I/ playing 4D chess? or are THEY playing 4D chess??? I feel like /someone/ is playing 4D chess but I don't know who."
Sam and Adam Jet Lag, baffled in a train station: "it's possible [Ben's] going the slow way." "but why would he. it's not a good move. it doesn't make sense." "it's NOT a good move. ...but he still might do it, I don't know." "that's always the thing with him!"
high key one of the best smells is challah baking in the oven
can’t knit, kitty napping on my yarn
the part of my brain that activates when I Like Thing…. terrifying. “okay so three years ago he said X and I can see in the blurry background of this photograph Y and therefore I am certain about [thing that is absolutely not meant to be public knowledge].” collecting factoids like koroks.
top tier flavor for sure
me: I will play Tears of the Kingdom for ten more minutes and then get ready for bed. me an hour and a half later: yes. this plan has worked perfectly. I will now get ready for bed.
if I had had college friends I would have been SO COOL. Unfortunately I was in middle school lol and I was Not.
INCREDIBLY reasonable (you may recognize the one on the far right from the Snack Zone/ Choo Choo Chew on Jet Lag, where they hated it, but we love it lol)
having our monthly sister lunch where we find somewhere new in the city to eat and go on a little adventure, and walked past a japanese convenience store?! extremely excited to have melon pan and seaweed flavored chips and also we needed furikake anyway. killing it today.
you remember him mumbling? I remember him PROCLAIMING
I never had any idea what my peers in elementary school were talking about or listening to 😂
what do you MEAN everyone else doesn't know the entire early REM catalog and the Pixies and Primus and Ween and the Dead Milkmen and Fugazi and Mudhoney and Dinosaur Jr and--
my dad was an engineer who worked at the local college radio station, and he needed to know if the station was having issues or the transmitters went down, so we were listening to 90s indie rock 😂
it's ABSURDLY compelling, I am absolutely obsessed with these silly boys
the most tense horror movie scene I have ever watched is this scene of jet lag japan capture the flag where adam and ben are hiding from sam in the samurai museum
Thank you, perfect! I used Arbico Organics -- I emailed them questions about what I'd need to get rid of moths with my apartment size (and my cats) and they were lovely and gave me great recommendations.
and it guarantees that they’ll be the same length with the exact same decreases
I haaaaaate sleeves and so far this is great! It doesn't feel like it's taking twice as long because sleeves already take forever.
and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
I had to get rid of a ton, and everything still here is either new or sat in the freezer for a week. We also got some microwasps (???) which are supposed to eat moth eggs. Ugh, moths! the worst. Always looking for more scrap projects tbh.
I am so jealousssssss
I love a mauve and a I love a gray or silver. can’t resist them, whoops.
this is the one
as soon as I posted I was like “hang on I better clarify” lol
@missp.bsky.social I cast this on in April for the record
I’m just scrounging for arrows and stuff to stick on arrows, once I get my glider back I will be unstoppable. (maybe)
two-at-a-time sleeves going better than expected. I don’t know why I was convinced there would be a ladder when people do this with socks all the time but I definitely was.
not only do I NEED mine. I love it!!! love gliding!!!!!!
replaying tears of the kingdom during my lunch breaks and I’m soooooooo close to getting my glider back. I need to be able to glide!!!
oh well spotted! it’s Tweedy in soot — for an Ozetta cardigan.
oooooooh gorgeous. I feel like Andrea Mowry’s stuff would be right up your alley. idk if you’re on ravelry but she should be googleable.
ok before you congratulate me on my restraint keep in mind we’ve had a moth infestation so I have been VERY wary of bringing yarn into the apartment. it HAS to fit in this sealed container.
you can absolutely knit, I have seen your knitting and touched your very soft yarn ooooh tell me what you’re planning with your stash pls
I mean I grew up in a house where the whole “computer room” was knee deep in quilting fabric and yarn, but yes PLEASE I’d love to see/hear about your projects.
lololol this plus two WIPs I am mostly done with, but I guess I’ll give myself a gold star for it 🥰
I was starting to get a little overwhelmed so I’m VERY glad you think so
every time I see beautiful yarn I remind myself i have SIX PROJECTS (2 WIPs, four planned) before I’m allowed to buy any more and it’s mostly working
as yarn stashes go this is not TOO bad, right? it’s for four planned out projects, plus all the left overs in the bottom right corner. it’s going to be a very mauve and gray winter knitting season.
it’s so weird having two politicians?? who I like????? in nyc right now??????
a real mensch
"We're gonna keep showing up until they stop abducting our neighbors."
how am I getting mosquito bites. it is mid September. is the world not tough enough right now without mosquito bites.
I was delighted to see them there
I’ll text you!
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I have chosen an excellent time to become obsessed with an artist-owned media network. Would anyone like a free pass for a week of Nebula? I have three, apparently. (You don't even have to watch Jet Lag, they have tons of stuff, but... you COULD watch Jet Lag, iajs.)
oh good that’s what I’ve been defaulting to
“oh wow never mind, I feel way better now!” I thought and then realized I took advil an hour ago.
really struggling with whether Jet Lag should be one word or two when I use it as a last name. Adam Jetlag? Adam Let Lag? Adam Jet Lag The Game? Adam JLTG?????
guess what I love Adam Jet Lag
feeling like trash this morning, but I can't tell if it's from the vaccines or just because I couldn't find a comfortable position to sleep in (because my arm hurt so much). why not both, I guess.
lol mine autocorrects to cars all the time, and I don't even have a car to ever talk about
delighted to be double vaccinated but owwww my arrrrrrrm :(
“This fucking website fucking sucks. I hate websites. There should be no websites. Websites should not exist." wise words from Ben Jet Lag
thanks!
fwiw the pharmacist said they have as many vaccines appointments as last year, and a lot of people walking in off the street trying to get the covid vax
she’s vaxxed against covid! she’s vaxxed against the flu! and she watched half of the jet lag season premiere while waiting because it took fucking forever!!!
okay update the pharmacist says it’s because Hochul is afraid of getting sued by the feds which checks out
this is me knitting slowly with a brace on lol. it just gets a lot easier after a while and I can do it while I watch TV or listen to a meeting.
*we’re wtf autocorrect
update they weee like “but you’re under 65” and after arguing for like five minutes I said I have asthma. and that was fine but I’m MAD.
finished andrea mowry’s everyday cowl. not seasonal yet but a fun thing to work on during meetings and it works up so squishy and cozy.
Becky: "BENJAMIN BING-BONG DOYLE IF YOU GET CAUGHT AGAIN BECAUSE YOU AREN'T LOOKING AT YOUR TRACKER I SWEAR TO GOD--" #jetlagjapancapturetheflag
from your lips to god’s ears
I figured if I waited a week they would take away the bullshit "list what condition you have that allow you to get the covid vaccine" bc that is SPECIFICALLY what hochul said we didn't need to do anymore, and I was right! I love being right. and getting vaccinated.
asking duane reade yet again what tf my sex assigned at birth has to do with getting a vaccine
when I finally got it the only upside was that now when I get the sniffles I don't go "OH NO DO I HAVE COVID??" because I know I don't. it kicked my ass, I was flat-out in bed for a solid week and it was a month before I was up and around and somewhat normal again. <3 feel better
I could be knitting. I could be reading my Japanese middle-grades novel. I could be watching Jet Lag. I could be playing Tears of the Kingdom. and yet I am expected to be working??!!?????? BAH.
he just can’t be captured by our mere words
I am knitting sleeves two-at-a-time for the first time bc they are SO BORING, but I am going for Extra Hard Challenge Mode because I'm holding yarn doubled to knit this sweater, so I have four skeins I need to keep untangled. (I have put them into ziploc bags in pairs, hopefully that helps)
