El artista formerly known as Q
@akaq.bsky.social
Ex-Cromagnon 3.0 en tuiter, aquí un Paco Martínez Soria más. Con mi gallina y mi cesta de huevos.
created August 31, 2023
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Yo diría que eso vale más de un millón de dólares.
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16.- El salmorejo
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La losa rosa
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15.- Mi Madrid (no este que tenemos ahora)
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Chéspir, Guillermo Chéspir.
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Morir
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😂😂😂
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14.- Dormir
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Oh, lo siento, amic. Un abrazo
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13.- Los secretos (la banda)
MARIA (@mariasolamentee.bsky.social) reposted
La m con la a -Ma Y la m con la a con tilde -Matilde
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Mejor encima que debajo 😏
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12.- Barcelona
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Jo
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10.- Los colores oscuros 11.- Reír
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8.- La piel sin tatuar 9.- No ducharme después de bañarme en el mar.
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Ahí, ahí, con brío!
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Manque te pese. Y Manquete ha muerto.
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Yo estoy ahí :P
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Prefiero morir de pie (calor) que vivir toda la vida de rodillas (frío)
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7.- Ayudar
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6.- El calor
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5.- Ver series policiacas británicas.
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Ves? Ves como yo sí te quiero?
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4.- La carpintería
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A MI MIR, CONIOYA!
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A mimir!
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1.- El arroz 2.- El mar 3.- Navegar
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😘😘
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Pues vamos allá: Un fav una cosa que me gusta.
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Pos que se note! 🤣😂
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Pos a seguir picando piedra! 😂🤣
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Inner circle del skircle.
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A todas las que ya no me quieren.
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Los mejores misiles supersónicos rusos los de Madrid.
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No podías faltar
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Pe... pero... ¡¿!ACASO LO DUDABAS!?!
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Anda, claro, no podías faltar!
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Eso es que ya no me quieres.
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IMPUGNO TU IMPUGNACIÓN Y TU SKUIRTING DÉSE!
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¿Os he dicho alguna vez que tengo un imán para la "hente cucú"? Pos lo tengo. Hoy una mujer, que llamaremos Casandra López-Chicheri para preservar su intimidad, se me ha acercado emocionada, sollozante, a decirme que Woody Allen está preparando una película sobre su vida.
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piezoeléctrico!
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Bonicos y bonicas del to.
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Eso es Centro de Hestudios Marítimos! Un poco de rigor!!!! 😂😂
El artista formerly known as Q (@akaq.bsky.social)
- ¡Eres chusma! - No, soy Txema.
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Buenos días, piezas!
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Jajajajajajaj buenos días, rubia!
🥶 The Hatman 🥶 (@thehatman666.satan.social) reposted
¿Si el Teniente Dan de Forrest Gump, se queda sin poder comprar un disco de Queen, "dan sin Queen" de Abba?
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Eres una valiente. Yo no me he atrevido.
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📌
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"o eso me han dicho"
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Este no era el de la cabeza. 🤣😂
El artista formerly known as Q (@akaq.bsky.social)
- ¿Cómo te reconoceré? - Estaré tomando un Amaretto. - ¿Qué edad me dijiste que tenías?
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Con pajill*SE LO LLEVAN*
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(por lo de bien hecha)
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Choca x 2 🤜 🤜
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Choca! 🤜
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Abro melón: ¿La tortilla poco cuajada o necesitas que aliviemos tu sufrimiento?
El artista formerly known as Q (@akaq.bsky.social)
- He recorrido océanos de tiempo hasta encontrarte. - K diSe LoKo? - 'pérate, que igual me he equivocado de dirección.
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Hazlo, créeme, como un niño recitando una poesía gesticulada.
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¡Pelea, pelea!
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Pero quién le ha enseñado a gesticular así?!?!?!
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Había leído mal (Soy de la EGB y mi comprensión lectora es "asín") me cambio de bando. ¡A por la Palmer!
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Yo estoy con Laura, así que despacico ahí.
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Peor es imposible en mi caso
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Catrin A & the waves.
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@enriquemedeheh.bsky.social , deme usted una arandela para un tornillo asín de grande.
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"Asín de shiquinina la tengo, ¿sae, figura?"
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Emmmmmmmmmmm ya me he perdío.
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Te hago la rosca en la primera cita.
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Buenos días, V.
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LO IMPUGNO!
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Pos ya he venío! Mañana curro (Llora en capitalismo)
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Uy, eso suena porno.
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🤣🤣
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LO IMPUGNO!
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- Alexa, pon la canción de Sergio Ramos. - Por encima de mi cadáver. - No, la de Cibeles. - No me has entendido.
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Mercedes SL 500
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Fast & Curious
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Yo soy laborista, camarada.
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Jincar
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Sí es. (mi perra, digo, no yo)
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La B, la B!!!!
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Qué SARCAMOS? SAR CA MOS.
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Sales estupenda en el gif 🤣🤣
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LO IMPUGNay, no, nada, nada.
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🤣🤣🤣
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No, no, no.
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Sarcasmo? Qué sarcamos?
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😂🤣
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A mí no me mires.
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A ver, que yo lo vea.
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Po fale, te ponono.
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Nooooooooooo,
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JajajajajajajajaNO
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Emprendedores procrastinadores. Revista semestral.
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No iba por ahí yo, pero sí.
