God this one is so good
God this one is so good
For context, this is the guy who says he's scared for his life every time he visits the city or leaves his stupid little suburb
Oh, I was so close.
looks like shit
put it back
this is so good
Too negative. They need to focus on kitchen table issues. Which issues are those, you ask? That question is a distraction from kitchen table issues
It is completely unsurprising that within 7 months we are already here - and with 7 whole months to reflect on any one of the hundreds of assaults on the rule of law, the opposition party still can't figure out how to talk about it
i’m sorry for making a demoscene at your D E R A S N A D U L F
Several countries and DHL announced they're no longer going to deliver mail to the US and the DJIA is at an all time high. Make it make sense
Abraham Lincoln was a messy bitch who lived for drama
I need to touch bird touching grass is not enough I need to touch bird
Minority Leader Jeffries on CNN talks like a guy whose district manager won’t let him reconnect your cell phone even though you paid your past balance, and needs permission to tell you why not. He’s great at circular platitudes but everything else is above his pay grade.
Nations worst meatloaf
mocking up a product that came to me in a dream
He's mad I moved his blanket 2 inches so he wouldn't fall off the bed
Kind of want these shoes
Andrew Cuomo is trying to create pretexts for Donald Trump to send in troops to occupy NYC.
I want a big-tent Democratic Party, by which i mean the tent should be big enough to include the Democratic nominee for Mayor of New York
emptiest suit in the nation
Listen If they called this Cincinnati dish anything other than chili, nobody would be mad It's basically a collision of Greek food and pork. It's an adjusted pastitsio sauce from Porkopolis. This "chili" should be celebrated as a uniquely American treasure
This is the comment I was looking for
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Translation: Every single person who lives in the city is a stupid spoiled kid who lives off the wealth of their parents. Cuomo is a Real Adult because he lives outside the city. Everyone in the city should grow up and vote for him, the serious man who hates the city like a Real Adult should
Zohran Mamdani stuns political consultants with revolutionary campaign strategies like telling people “I want to make your lives better” and pointing out “the other guy is an evil pervert.”
- no PR statehood - no DC statehood - no codifying RvW into law - no expanding SCOTUS - no replacing the AG or holding anyone accountable for J6 pithy jokes and requests for money is all we get from you fucking losers
dudes rock
Taking a sandwich center mass to my plate carrier because Big Balls got mugged by a teenager.
The lighting is natural - he just knows where to go and how to pose when it's photo time
Look at King Enzo on his throne He's going on 16 and will soon be old enough to buy his own vape juice
Casual conversation
Instead of moving the press box for more luxury shit, the orioles should spend the money on a giant egg in the batters eye that hatches every victory
Cuomo helped form the IDC, a group of rogue Democratic state senators who sided with Republicans year after year to keep loopholes in NY’s rent stabilization laws. The result: tens of thousands of rent stabilized units were eliminated. www.politico.com/states/new-y...
It's a civic duty
one reason you might want to unify your models- not the only reason, but one reason- is to mask market underperformance
(rubbing hands together) When the Oven is Dutch
Girl wash your hair and get some help
Magnificent boy
This is art
Something tells me that a media ecosystem that can't handle the most basic information about tariffs are "failing" on purpose
Absence makes the heart grow fonder (for the meals your spouse doesn't like) For me, it's ramen. When she's away I become more broth than man
If you can stream a video you can stream infinite frames
The party of debate and compromise can't seem to conclude that concentration camps on US soil are bad or not. After 2 years of disagreement and cajoling, the majority of the party can't agree on genocide being bad. I get the spirit of this statement and kind of agree but... Look around you
It's important right now to look for good in the world and this hits
You can get that over the counter - it's called preparation H
The @nytimes.com doesn't want anyone to remember what Israel was doing 18 months ago when this child was born. November of 2023 - Israel state media had a kill counter on television with the civilian death count listed as "terrorists eliminated". The count included children. Water and food cut off.
imagine taking edibles and going to this
Letter carriers do far more good for society and their communities than the police. This account routinely posts the good deeds of their union members and frankly I think these people should be valorized instead of cops
“The reception was mostly warm besides an occasional detractor, including a man who pulled Cuomo in for a handshake, took out his phone for a selfie, and as the former three-term governor of New York smiled for the camera, told him, ‘I can’t wait to watch you lose again.’”
Even 15% is pretty bad considering there's no reason to apply them - did everyone forget how tariffs work?
DS9 had like 4 of those episodes
Well said. There's a new depth of disgust I feel for the people who were faking their ideals, empathy, and basic humanity all along
i CANNOT stop watching this
Real Estate: The Light
If I'm understanding this correctly... Nothing about the Trump/Epstein connection news is new. We could have been having this exact conversation nearly 10 years ago and just... didn't.
The stage of capitalism where a failing car company is worth $800 billion because its CEO is blackmailing the president
two hundred million for a BLOG in the year 2025
A steady, constant drumbeat of horrors in Gaza... and it's considered illegal and antisemitic not to clap along with it. I fucking hate it here
why is this guy like a wet piece of lint
yes (inclusive)
I need to learn from this
The article is much better than the headline implies, but the idea that we can convince the ruling class to lower levels consumption is pure fantasy. We can't afford to burn fossil fuels (and biomass, as outlined in the article) until capital embraces degrowth. It's not happening. We need nuclear.
ADL and Greenblatt haven’t said a thing about Eric Adams inviting Sneako, a known antisemite and holocaust denier, to smoke cigars at Gracie mansion.
![As New York City faces an unprecedented surge in antisemitism, with Jewish residents experiencing the highest levels of hatred and violence in decades, every elected official and candidate should be held accountable for their commitment to protecting all constituents. [The following portion is highlighted:] This includes Democratic mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani, whose past statements and associations raise serious questions about his dedication to Jewish safety and security.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mx4nzus45ho7dciimoyozkjp/bafkreigoxc2rq4j5bolddka22lvmy4qzxzzhcrdibsildzb6fnbjvpt3cm@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Thinking about Rudy Linka, the Czech guitarist who has not one, but two albums he named with puns about him being Czech
Working my way through Voyager and I was thinking "wow, the last few episodes have been pretty good" and I finally realized it was because Chakotay wasn't in them. I don't know if there's a more poorly written character in all of Trek. It's all exposition, weirdly racist caricatures, and sulking
some of us like the taste of mercury in our fish, the sweetest of the transition metals
Andrew Cuomo absolutely hates this city and everyone who lives here.
It's no coincidence that this is the part that elevates programming to craft instead of just tickets to get done
Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
This is so much worse (and funnier) than I even imagined
I’d like to report a murder
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It would only serve to remind me what we lost when the rule of law collapsed Too depressing
a family member still insists that vaccines have killed more people than COVID or measles... I feel like this is just going to get worse and worse
"Deranged president increasingly threatening American citizens with deportation and denaturalization" sounds like a front page story to me
If today’s New York Times editors had been working in London in 1888, they would’ve said Jack the Ripper was “testing societal norms“ and “straining the bounds of propriety.”
I've seen way too many takes recently that essentially argue that it dishonors the victims of past atrocities to recognize and call by name the atrocities happening before our very eyes in the present day
Anya Taylor Ham would be a good wrestler name for a women's league in NJ
What is wrong with them
War Pigs (Taylor’s Version)
I deeply resent that I have to know who Joe Kahn is
Or slavery in the United States??
It's red meat for the people who hang their entire worldview on lies, folk wisdom, and urban legends. Despite living in NYC for over 20 years, people who live outside it think they know better. The thing about effective propaganda is that it doesn't need to be true in even the slightest sense
You're absolutely right that all the fear mongering has absolutely no grounding in reality when it comes to actual safety. I think at the end of the day, the average rural/suburban person would rather take a 50% chance of dying in a car instead of the 100% chance of sharing space with others
Just so you know, you can take a survey when you cancel NY Times subscriptions if you feel like there's anything you want to say
Made this over a year ago and it's still true.
NEW for @hellgatenyc.com: Having failed spectacularly at stopping Mamdani, the Times is now unveiling its tried-and-true strategy to drum up controversy—and question the legitimacy of a person's humanity—by doing the dirtiest of work for the worst-faith actors. hellgatenyc.com/nyt-race-sci...
Zohran should sue
Em is my current favorite, but to be fair I haven't been to Bay Ridge in a while
Em Bistro in DUMBO Pho Haoi in Bay Ridge The Park Slope place mentioned in replies too
Let's not forget this is the same guy who publicly said at a news conference that he "feared for his life" a few years ago when visiting midtown Manhattan
Why is he like this
Our rotten culture hates women so much. The only thing you hear about the me too movement now is how it went "too far" and yet...
@tomsuozzi.bsky.social thanks for publishing that Mamdani article to remind everyone what a racist little bitch you are
hell yeah
oh you are in for such a treat This is Le Guin's best work imo
I feel like the bill being passed is my fault because I got distracted :(
Getting killed on a holodeck has to be the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you in the star trek universe