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Heather

@alainnfocail.bsky.social

Baseball nerd, Orioles fan, leftist, Baltimore YIMBY, romance reader, sewist, knitter, embroiderer, neurospicy, cat lady, triple negative breast cancer survivor, POTS, she/they

created July 7, 2023

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Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

I, for one, am excited about the return of Mi Hermano.

2/9/2025, 9:56:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

He said Baltimore and Chicago.

2/9/2025, 8:40:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

As we all suspected would happen, Trump says he’s ordering the National Guard to Baltimore. Baltimore, which just had a record low number of homicides for August.

2/9/2025, 8:19:58 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah we’re usually very good about it but we forgot our masks when we went up to Boston for the game and I think the T is exactly where he got it.

2/9/2025, 7:08:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh, alas, I can never make myself force the sick one to sleep downstairs

2/9/2025, 6:59:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s the one who got COVID he should apologize to me

2/9/2025, 5:27:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

two not town

2/9/2025, 5:14:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

lol, I am, but not at them, at my stupid fucking school system that thought having a harder grading scale than LITERALLY EVERY OTHER SYSTEM IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY was some point of fucking pride. They went to the standard system town years after I graduated and I’m still bitter.

2/9/2025, 5:14:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

The worst thing about having to sleep in the basement guest bedroom is that kitty cats are not allowed down here :( :(

2/9/2025, 4:36:28 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d actually personally assume the reverse.

2/9/2025, 4:06:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Drew has COVID, I do not. (Instead I have my period again, 18 days after the first day of the last one. Just like I’m back in my twenties.) So I get to sleep in the basement and hide from my husband for the next few days.

2/9/2025, 2:40:50 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Keegan Akin reached out to Jason Adam to tell him now much he admires him for not being willing to wear a Pride jersey. #KeeganAkinFacts

2/9/2025, 1:47:49 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

The middle school and high school I went to an A was a 94+ and let-me-tell-you this is an infinitely better system than that was.

2/9/2025, 1:44:04 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean it’s just AI slop from some random company who doesn’t care.

2/9/2025, 1:36:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

as soon as they start talking about that hat I just completely tune out until after they’re done like I’ve got my own internal mute button

2/9/2025, 1:35:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Almost definitely because they are making them do reads for that military propaganda hat giveaway right now

2/9/2025, 1:32:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

nah he was just required to do a read about the military propaganda hats they are giving away now so he made it personal instead of just reading the script

2/9/2025, 1:30:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Robert and Big Al look so much alike but Big Al is handsomer.

2/9/2025, 1:26:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Why do they keeping telling Arraez to steal lmao

2/9/2025, 1:19:52 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

My Himbo King, defense edition 🦫🦫🦫

2/9/2025, 1:16:58 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

MY HIMBO KING! BB JJ!!

2/9/2025, 1:06:41 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture President of *THE* Big Beavers Fan Club™️ (@mordi-rc.bsky.social) reposted

albert is both older and better looking

2/9/2025, 1:02:16 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

correct

2/9/2025, 1:05:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah that’s right they do usually finish up around now

2/9/2025, 1:01:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven’t heard who they replaced him with so I have no thoughts about that beyond not liking nepotism

2/9/2025, 1:00:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

when you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all

2/9/2025, 12:59:42 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

🤐

2/9/2025, 12:59:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh hey! I missed that. I’m glad for him.

2/9/2025, 12:57:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Alas I highly doubt he actually got to see them. He calls the ESPN nerdcast games out of MLB hq in NYC and that was at the same time as the Oasis concert last night.

2/9/2025, 12:54:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Well all the others have been with this team through the tough years. It makes complete sense that they would be much more passionate about the team than he is.

2/9/2025, 12:49:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

A photo of Gunnar Henderson posing for a photo with the caption “good job Gunnar”
2/9/2025, 12:45:15 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Just realized I’d been opening Google maps. They ARE still showing as closed on Apple Maps. I don’t trust Google for shit right now so…

2/9/2025, 12:43:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I zoomed all the way in and they’re all coming up as open for me

2/9/2025, 12:41:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Dang everything looks normal now. Was probably just because of Labor Day.

2/9/2025, 12:37:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

2/9/2025, 12:34:55 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

The generic baseball players are sending me

2/9/2025, 12:33:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Luis Vázquez is very adorable

2/9/2025, 12:17:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Jeremiah Jackson!!!

2/9/2025, 12:13:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Glad to see Sammy settling in.

1/9/2025, 11:56:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

mumbles something about guys needing to “toughen up”.

1/9/2025, 11:51:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Much Adol About Nothing (@meldric.cc) reposted

nah just let your rookies deal with this with no support

1/9/2025, 11:45:22 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d be shocked if he’s not moved to leadoff for next season

1/9/2025, 11:18:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

He’s going to be such a great leadoff hitter next year.

1/9/2025, 11:08:18 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Sammy!!

1/9/2025, 11:05:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

It certainly will not be 😂

1/9/2025, 11:05:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s got a Marlins hat on in this photo but Bing still knows he plays for the Cardinals.

Roddery Muñoz Dominican baseball player W Overview Roddery Muñoz is a Dominican professional baseball pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals of Major League Baseball. He has previously played in MLB for the Miami Marlin Wikipedia Photo of Roddery Muñoz in a marlins cap
1/9/2025, 11:04:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

I love my Himbo King

1/9/2025, 11:00:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

🥺🥺

1/9/2025, 10:57:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

I switched to Bing as my default search engine because of things like this

1/9/2025, 10:56:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Strike ‘em out throw ‘em out. One of my favorite plays.

1/9/2025, 10:53:36 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

I now want to host such a party

1/9/2025, 7:17:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

sigh at the darkest red being over Highlandtown :-/ Trump really did a fucking number on the Latin American community in this country before the election.

1/9/2025, 4:15:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Baysox had 13 hits, 8 walks, 1 hbp, and 8 ER tonight while striking out 17 times. This seems to be an organizational issue.

1/9/2025, 1:00:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Just need 11 more we’ve got this

31/8/2025, 11:16:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed entirely. A lot of the guys people talk about as “success stories” have been under performing in the majors. Very high ceiling and extremely obvious flaws that the team has not figured out how to correct.

31/8/2025, 11:09:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Good job running that out my Himbo King.

31/8/2025, 10:59:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

I will

31/8/2025, 10:57:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

oh wow a double play

31/8/2025, 10:57:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Andrew Vázquez has statistically been one of our best defenders this season (when he gets to play)😭😭😭 Sloppy sloppy day for everyone.

31/8/2025, 10:55:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Not really a great day for my “anybody on this team is an infielder” agenda

31/8/2025, 10:50:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

This Orioles team really needs new coaches, a new manager, new GM…. And they all really need to spend time working on their defense during the off season.

31/8/2025, 10:46:29 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

When Drew and I went to the Red Sox/Pirates game the defense in that game was so damn good, even with the Pirates making one oopsie, that it was notable. It was really nice watching such good defense. It was great baseball. Also made it really obvious how bad the Orioles defense is.

31/8/2025, 10:43:56 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

I see Elias defenders talk about how he’s great at “drafting and development”. If that’s true, why does this team have some of the worst defense I’ve ever seen? It’s been an issue all. season. It almost feels as though their MiLB affiliates are entirely focused on offense and defense is secondary.

31/8/2025, 10:43:56 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

This is what I keep saying to people defending the way Elias handled this season. Why would players like Gunnar Henderson want to sign extensions after being put in situations like this? How is what we’re seeing on the field right now helping anyone’s development vs hurting it?

31/8/2025, 10:36:25 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank YOU! I was so excited when she explained your credentials before saying your name. I went I KNOW HIM!! That’s Matt Lanza!! Somehow I didn’t know you’re on BlueSky, even though I’ve got Shawn and Ian and the like.

31/8/2025, 10:28:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Sammy ❤️❤️

31/8/2025, 9:24:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Deleted and re posted because I accidentally put 2020 the first time

31/8/2025, 9:20:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Mansolino: Elias literally hired Robinson Chirinos as bench coach—second in command to the manager(you right now)—because he was the biggest leader in the dugout in 2022.

31/8/2025, 9:18:51 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

And I posted this at a rest stop, not while driving 😂

31/8/2025, 8:01:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Driving down the Jersey TPK listening to @mattlanza.bsky.social (Houstonian of the year 2024!) on the hurricanes episode of Ologies (my favorite podcast). He’s an Astros fan, but he’s still really cool. (Also, you were great on this ep Matt!!!)

31/8/2025, 8:01:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

All that time he spent on the IL because of vertigo

31/8/2025, 4:36:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

I like the little square over the Creative Alliance that doesn’t vote

31/8/2025, 4:07:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

lolol Christian Koss was awesome

31/8/2025, 1:51:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Mansolino should put Vázquez in bottom of the 9th.

31/8/2025, 1:48:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

oh my god if you haven’t seen the video of the Reds and Cardinals not understanding how the infield fly works go find it. I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

31/8/2025, 1:43:02 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

My guess is he’ll at least get a handful of down ballot votes. (5th place). Or he’ll just run away with comeback player of the year because people want to recognize him but don’t think he has enough innings for Cy young votes

31/8/2025, 1:24:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

lmaooo. Yes, he absolutely belongs in the Cade/Kade club. And of course he’s a pitcher!!!

31/8/2025, 1:20:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

And Trevor Rogers does it again. 7 innings of one run baseball. At this point it’s scripted.

31/8/2025, 1:14:56 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Would it dong? (again) (@woulditdongagain.bsky.social) reposted

Jackson Holliday vs Tristan Beck 😈 IT'S AN ANTI-UNICORN ❌ Triple (3) 🏃💨 Exit velo: 106.1 mph Launch angle: 22 deg Projected distance: 407 ft This would have been a home run in every MLB ballpark except Oracle Park BAL @ SF 🔺 4th

31/8/2025, 12:20:01 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Basallo has the best smile. He is so stinking cute.

31/8/2025, 12:21:33 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

fuck off dude.

31/8/2025, 12:13:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

First major league home runnnnn!!!

31/8/2025, 12:11:10 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

SAMMY!!!!

31/8/2025, 12:10:37 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Good boy Trev

31/8/2025, 12:08:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Jackson 🤦🏻‍♀️ Brett Hollander: “they are calling it a base hit??? How is that???”

31/8/2025, 12:04:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Ryan Mountcastle has been on an absolute tear lately.

30/8/2025, 11:52:18 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Jeremiah Jackson! Love this kid. So glad that he’s showing everyone that how he was playing in AAA was NOT a fluke.

30/8/2025, 11:50:21 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

And Orioles are in orange, not black today! They are my favorite Orioles jersey. They do wear them every home Saturday.

30/8/2025, 11:49:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

No, they always do this when they play against the Giants. One team wears Orange and the other wears black one game, the next game they swap and the other team wears orange and the other wears black, then they swap again. They never wear road greys when they play each other.

30/8/2025, 11:47:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

ahh. It’s the Joe Davis and John Smoltz broadcasts I really can’t stand. I know a lot of people hate Smoltz, and I don’t like him either, but my big problem is with Joe Davis who I find pretty much unwatchable.

30/8/2025, 11:45:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

I like how they just switch back and forth been which jerseys they wear during these series. Giants skip out on wearing their City Connects for the weekend so they can just confuse people.

30/8/2025, 11:39:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

The game isn’t on the local Fox broadcast in Cape Cod which means I’m watching on MLBtv and can sync it with the Orioles radio feed. Thank god. I despise the Fox broadcasts.

30/8/2025, 11:32:30 PM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha. I was going to be very impressed. PG?

30/8/2025, 10:28:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

NS?

30/8/2025, 9:08:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooooh who??

30/8/2025, 6:15:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

It really is a very adorable photo bomb

30/8/2025, 3:35:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

oh, hey, good boy Coby

30/8/2025, 5:01:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

lol I decided to stop watching and they committed three errors in an inning. Poor Grant Wolfram.

30/8/2025, 4:58:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)

Finally back to our room. Had a really nice day. Museum of Fine Art Boston is an amazing museum. The Red Sox/Pirates game was super fun. Also *whispers* everyone at Fenway was really friendly.

30/8/2025, 4:40:29 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent

he did not yell at Basallo. That narrative is so ridiculous.

30/8/2025, 3:06:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view