Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
I, for one, am excited about the return of Mi Hermano.
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I, for one, am excited about the return of Mi Hermano.
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He said Baltimore and Chicago.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
As we all suspected would happen, Trump says he’s ordering the National Guard to Baltimore. Baltimore, which just had a record low number of homicides for August.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah we’re usually very good about it but we forgot our masks when we went up to Boston for the game and I think the T is exactly where he got it.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh, alas, I can never make myself force the sick one to sleep downstairs
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s the one who got COVID he should apologize to me
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
two not town
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
lol, I am, but not at them, at my stupid fucking school system that thought having a harder grading scale than LITERALLY EVERY OTHER SYSTEM IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY was some point of fucking pride. They went to the standard system town years after I graduated and I’m still bitter.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
The worst thing about having to sleep in the basement guest bedroom is that kitty cats are not allowed down here :( :(
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d actually personally assume the reverse.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Drew has COVID, I do not. (Instead I have my period again, 18 days after the first day of the last one. Just like I’m back in my twenties.) So I get to sleep in the basement and hide from my husband for the next few days.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Keegan Akin reached out to Jason Adam to tell him now much he admires him for not being willing to wear a Pride jersey. #KeeganAkinFacts
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
The middle school and high school I went to an A was a 94+ and let-me-tell-you this is an infinitely better system than that was.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean it’s just AI slop from some random company who doesn’t care.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
as soon as they start talking about that hat I just completely tune out until after they’re done like I’ve got my own internal mute button
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost definitely because they are making them do reads for that military propaganda hat giveaway right now
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
nah he was just required to do a read about the military propaganda hats they are giving away now so he made it personal instead of just reading the script
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Robert and Big Al look so much alike but Big Al is handsomer.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Why do they keeping telling Arraez to steal lmao
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
My Himbo King, defense edition 🦫🦫🦫
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
MY HIMBO KING! BB JJ!!
President of *THE* Big Beavers Fan Club™️ (@mordi-rc.bsky.social) reposted
albert is both older and better looking
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
correct
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah that’s right they do usually finish up around now
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven’t heard who they replaced him with so I have no thoughts about that beyond not liking nepotism
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
when you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
🤐
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hey! I missed that. I’m glad for him.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Alas I highly doubt he actually got to see them. He calls the ESPN nerdcast games out of MLB hq in NYC and that was at the same time as the Oasis concert last night.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Well all the others have been with this team through the tough years. It makes complete sense that they would be much more passionate about the team than he is.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Just realized I’d been opening Google maps. They ARE still showing as closed on Apple Maps. I don’t trust Google for shit right now so…
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I zoomed all the way in and they’re all coming up as open for me
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Dang everything looks normal now. Was probably just because of Labor Day.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
The generic baseball players are sending me
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Luis Vázquez is very adorable
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Jeremiah Jackson!!!
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Glad to see Sammy settling in.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
mumbles something about guys needing to “toughen up”.
Much Adol About Nothing (@meldric.cc) reposted
nah just let your rookies deal with this with no support
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d be shocked if he’s not moved to leadoff for next season
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
He’s going to be such a great leadoff hitter next year.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Sammy!!
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
It certainly will not be 😂
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s got a Marlins hat on in this photo but Bing still knows he plays for the Cardinals.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
I love my Himbo King
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
🥺🥺
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
I switched to Bing as my default search engine because of things like this
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Strike ‘em out throw ‘em out. One of my favorite plays.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
I now want to host such a party
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
sigh at the darkest red being over Highlandtown :-/ Trump really did a fucking number on the Latin American community in this country before the election.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Baysox had 13 hits, 8 walks, 1 hbp, and 8 ER tonight while striking out 17 times. This seems to be an organizational issue.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Just need 11 more we’ve got this
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed entirely. A lot of the guys people talk about as “success stories” have been under performing in the majors. Very high ceiling and extremely obvious flaws that the team has not figured out how to correct.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Good job running that out my Himbo King.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
I will
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
oh wow a double play
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Vázquez has statistically been one of our best defenders this season (when he gets to play)😭😭😭 Sloppy sloppy day for everyone.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Not really a great day for my “anybody on this team is an infielder” agenda
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
This Orioles team really needs new coaches, a new manager, new GM…. And they all really need to spend time working on their defense during the off season.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
When Drew and I went to the Red Sox/Pirates game the defense in that game was so damn good, even with the Pirates making one oopsie, that it was notable. It was really nice watching such good defense. It was great baseball. Also made it really obvious how bad the Orioles defense is.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
I see Elias defenders talk about how he’s great at “drafting and development”. If that’s true, why does this team have some of the worst defense I’ve ever seen? It’s been an issue all. season. It almost feels as though their MiLB affiliates are entirely focused on offense and defense is secondary.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
This is what I keep saying to people defending the way Elias handled this season. Why would players like Gunnar Henderson want to sign extensions after being put in situations like this? How is what we’re seeing on the field right now helping anyone’s development vs hurting it?
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank YOU! I was so excited when she explained your credentials before saying your name. I went I KNOW HIM!! That’s Matt Lanza!! Somehow I didn’t know you’re on BlueSky, even though I’ve got Shawn and Ian and the like.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Sammy ❤️❤️
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Deleted and re posted because I accidentally put 2020 the first time
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Mansolino: Elias literally hired Robinson Chirinos as bench coach—second in command to the manager(you right now)—because he was the biggest leader in the dugout in 2022.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
And I posted this at a rest stop, not while driving 😂
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Driving down the Jersey TPK listening to @mattlanza.bsky.social (Houstonian of the year 2024!) on the hurricanes episode of Ologies (my favorite podcast). He’s an Astros fan, but he’s still really cool. (Also, you were great on this ep Matt!!!)
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
All that time he spent on the IL because of vertigo
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
I like the little square over the Creative Alliance that doesn’t vote
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
lolol Christian Koss was awesome
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Mansolino should put Vázquez in bottom of the 9th.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
oh my god if you haven’t seen the video of the Reds and Cardinals not understanding how the infield fly works go find it. I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
My guess is he’ll at least get a handful of down ballot votes. (5th place). Or he’ll just run away with comeback player of the year because people want to recognize him but don’t think he has enough innings for Cy young votes
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
lmaooo. Yes, he absolutely belongs in the Cade/Kade club. And of course he’s a pitcher!!!
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
And Trevor Rogers does it again. 7 innings of one run baseball. At this point it’s scripted.
Would it dong? (again) (@woulditdongagain.bsky.social) reposted
Jackson Holliday vs Tristan Beck 😈 IT'S AN ANTI-UNICORN ❌ Triple (3) 🏃💨 Exit velo: 106.1 mph Launch angle: 22 deg Projected distance: 407 ft This would have been a home run in every MLB ballpark except Oracle Park BAL @ SF 🔺 4th
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Basallo has the best smile. He is so stinking cute.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
fuck off dude.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
First major league home runnnnn!!!
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
SAMMY!!!!
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Good boy Trev
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Jackson 🤦🏻♀️ Brett Hollander: “they are calling it a base hit??? How is that???”
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Ryan Mountcastle has been on an absolute tear lately.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Jeremiah Jackson! Love this kid. So glad that he’s showing everyone that how he was playing in AAA was NOT a fluke.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
And Orioles are in orange, not black today! They are my favorite Orioles jersey. They do wear them every home Saturday.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
No, they always do this when they play against the Giants. One team wears Orange and the other wears black one game, the next game they swap and the other team wears orange and the other wears black, then they swap again. They never wear road greys when they play each other.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
ahh. It’s the Joe Davis and John Smoltz broadcasts I really can’t stand. I know a lot of people hate Smoltz, and I don’t like him either, but my big problem is with Joe Davis who I find pretty much unwatchable.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
I like how they just switch back and forth been which jerseys they wear during these series. Giants skip out on wearing their City Connects for the weekend so they can just confuse people.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
The game isn’t on the local Fox broadcast in Cape Cod which means I’m watching on MLBtv and can sync it with the Orioles radio feed. Thank god. I despise the Fox broadcasts.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha. I was going to be very impressed. PG?
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
NS?
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooh who??
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
It really is a very adorable photo bomb
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
oh, hey, good boy Coby
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
lol I decided to stop watching and they committed three errors in an inning. Poor Grant Wolfram.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social)
Finally back to our room. Had a really nice day. Museum of Fine Art Boston is an amazing museum. The Red Sox/Pirates game was super fun. Also *whispers* everyone at Fenway was really friendly.
Heather (@alainnfocail.bsky.social) reply parent
he did not yell at Basallo. That narrative is so ridiculous.