alan anarchy
@alananarchy.bsky.social
I'm a writer, doing my best to get on the NYT Bestseller List
created February 6, 2024
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alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Check out a synopsis for my novel, "I Speak of Dreams". #ya #novel #author #addiction #depression #catholic #catholicschoolgirl #agirlinpieces #ladybird #mentalhealthawareness #mentalhealthmatters #laborday #venezuela #venezuelainvasion
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
the lighting on his hand doesnt even come close to matching the rest of the image. that is the most photoshopped thing to ever be photoshopped
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
college, english 102 and head of the newspaper
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
I loved this book. it brought back lots of memories and reminded me of at least a couple girls I dated. it made me happy. it made me cry. #girlinpieces #author #mentalhealth #addiction #kathleenglasgow
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Check out a quote from my latest short story #author #writer #martialarts #addiction #drugaddiction #opiods #shortfiction
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
I didnt know that Rimbaud was canadian
Catherine Zoltan (@catherinezoltan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
A global support system for Missing and Exploited children stolen from Ukraine was dismantled at the White House five months ago. Writing children off as collateral damage to curry favor with terrorists is really an all time low for America. newrepublic.com/article/1929...
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Virgin Suicides x Garden State x The Basketball Diaries Serena is an innocent catholic schoolgirl, locked in her bedroom by her parents. Trevor is the damaged, addict boy she dates. how long can they sneak around behind her parents' backs before they get caught? #ya #R #PosterPit
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Virgin Suicides x On the Road Dying is easy. Living is the hard part. Trevor survived a suicide attempt and now is treating his depression with drugs and alcohol. Serena's parents keep her locked in her bedroom. How long can they sneak around for before they get caught? #PosterPit #Ya #R
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
I could use a beta reader for my YA romance and addiction redemption story
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
I find it so weird that for decades pop culture showed AI and robots doing the boring/physical/low level manual labor jobs and now in reality those are the only ones it's not taking. I want a robot chef or coal miner, not filmmaker or teacher. how did we get this so wrong? #AI #skynet
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Virgin Suicides x On the Road Dying is easy. Living is the hard part. Trevor survived a suicide attempt and is treating his depression with drugs and alcohol. Serena's parents keep her locked in her bedroom. How long can they date in secret before they get caught? #YA #R #Q #QuestPit
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Supergirl x The Secret World of Alex Mack while Morgan Daniels was working in the chemistry lab on Halloween night she had a terrible accident. Now, she must learn how to use her new abilities for good while still getting her homework done. #ya #Q #SF
psylvestre.bsky.social (@psylvestre.bsky.social) reposted
THE HUNGER GAMES X THE FIFTH WAVE After a missile explodes near San Francisco, ending a half century of global peace, 16-year-old Zuriah Laguerre and her 7-year-old twin siblings begin a dangerous journey to safety and discover an enemy not of this world. #Questpit #Q #YA #SF #S
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Supergirl x Sailor Moon Morgan Daniels is working in the chemistry lab at her college on Halloween night when an accident leaves her with strange new abilities. Now, she must learn how to use her powers for good, while still getting her homework done and keeping her identity secret. #ya #Q #SF
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
you had me at Sailor Moon but sapphic
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Last Honest Man x The Big Sleep It's 1947 in New York. Claire Turner's father owns the New York Gazette. when he's murdered the cops are not interested in solving the crime. Can the Private Eye Claire hires do the job before she ends up in the grave next to her father's? #QuestPit #R #T #A #Q
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Supergirl x The Secret World of Alex Mack Morgan Daniels is a freshman at Longview University working in the chemistry lab on Halloween night when an accident leaves her with strange new abilities. Now, she must learn how to use her powers for good while still getting her homework done. #ya #Q #SF
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
If you like the movies Ladybird and Garden State, you should check out my novel "I Speak of Dreams" about an innocent catholic schoolgirl named Serena and the damaged, addict boy named Trevor she dates. how long can they sneak around behind her parents' backs before they get caught? #ya #R #QuestPit
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Secret History x Final Exam Shortly after Jess lands the lead in the semester's play she finds a dead body on campus. when more bodies begin turning up around school Jess wonders which of the thousands of students is turning her friends into corpses #QuestPit #A #CT #RT #Q
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Virgin Suicides x On the Road Dying is easy. Living is the hard part. Trevor survived a suicide attempt and is now treating his depression with drugs and alcohol. Serenas parents keep her locked in her bedroom. How long can they sneak around for before they get caught? #YA #R #Q #ND #QuestPit
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
I dont live in DC, but if I did, I know who the first victim of this would be
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
if Donald Trump wants to disprove South Park's argument that he has a teeny tiny dick, I guess he could have all the 14 year old girls he and Epstein raped together offer their opinion #Epstein #Epsteinfiles #SouthPark #southpark #paramount #tinydonnie
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
just sayin'...
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought I was the only one
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
it's so unfortunate how Ghislaine Maxwell accidentally died next week #Epstein #Epsteinfiles #DonaldTrump #pedopresident
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
If you like the movies Ladybird and Garden State, you should check out my novel "I Speak of Dreams", about an innocent catholic schoolgirl named Serena and the damaged, addict boy named Trevor she dates. how long can they sneak around behind her parents' backs before they get caught?
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
I added my novel to the BlackList, so please check it out if you are in there also! #Blcklst #theblacklist #author #ya #writingcommunity #romance #depression #addiction #mentalhealth #mentalhealthmatters #mentalhealthawareness #romance #catholic #suicide #catholicschoolgirl #LanadelRey #coquette
Nick Bryan - Worrywart now live on Kickstarter! (@nickbryan.com) reposted
Live at the great @lighthousecomics.co.uk in Folkestone on Saturday from 2-4 as part of their @smallpressday.bsky.social celebrations! Come along, get my books, I will scribble on them if you want. Many other comics also available, though I probably shouldn't deface those.
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
how high is Donnie when he writes these things?
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
what is AAVE?
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
finally we have our song of the summer #Epsteinfiles #Epstein #Trump
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA can't read
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
ahhh yes, the classic lineup. I miss those days
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
in other news... water is wet
The Ronin (@the-ronin.bsky.social) reposted
Leaked video shows Stephen Miller, the current White House Chief of Staff, at age 17 describing the torture of Iraqis in gruesome detail as his peers erupt in laughter. Miller says: “Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity.”
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been saying this for like 8 years now. couldnt agree more
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
"young Gen Xers" is an oxymoron. arent they all over 50 now?
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
If you like the movies Ladybird and Garden State, you should check out my novel "I Speak of Dreams", about an innocent catholic schoolgirl named Serena and the damaged, addict boy named Trevor she dates. how long can they sneak around behind her parents' backs before they get caught? #ya #romance
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Andrew Cuomo once gave me a hug that went on uncomfortably too long where I swear he broke one of my ribs by squeezing me so tight and for so long. it was the most awkward moment of my life #AndrewCuomo
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Secret History x Final Exam Shortly after Jess lands the lead in the semester's play she finds a dead body on campus. when more bodies begin turning up around school Jess wonders which of the thousands of students is turning her friends into corpses #BluePit #A #CT #RT #Q
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Ladybird x Garden State an innocent catholic schoolgirl. a bottle of whiskey. on her airbuds, Lana del Rey. will she save his soul? or will he drag her down with him? how long can they sneak around behind her parents' backs? find out when you read my #ya #R #Q novel "I Speak of Dreams" #BluePit
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Virgin Suicides x On the Road Dying is easy. Living is the hard part. Trevor survived a suicide attempt and is now treating his depression with drugs and alcohol. Serena's parents keep her locked in her bedroom. How long can they sneak around for before they get caught? #YA #R #Q #ND #BluePit
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Morgan's just starting to get used to being a Freshman at Longview University, then she has to go and make things more difficult by getting super powers. How do you fight crime and still get your homework done? #BluePit #YA #ND
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Secret History x Final Exam Jess Harper has just landed the lead in this semester's play. after she finds a dead body on campus her friends start turning up dead around school. Which of the thousands of students is turning her friends into corpses? #BluePit #A #H #M #Q
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Glass Girl x The Secret Year Dying is easy. Living is the hard part. Trevor survived a suicide attempt and is now treating his depression with drugs and alcohol. Serena's parents keep her locked in her bedroom. How long can they sneak around for before they get caught? #YA #R #Q #ND #BluePit
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
we are in the theater! I'm Superhyped! #Superman @jamesgunn.bsky.social #DCcomics #WarnerBros
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
hey everyone. take a look at an excerpt from the first issue of my zine. DM me to get your hands on a copy #zine #poet #poetry #writingcommunity #photography #streetphotography #addiction #gangs #ya #martialarts
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
the craziest thing ever is happening right now... I'm sitting in my car at work and it is raining on one side of my car, and not raining on the other side. am I in the matrix?
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
al jazeera... BBC... the AP directly... basically anything in europe or not in america run simply on the profit motivation
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
I dont think anyone got any agent likes. I dont think many people are actually paying attention to these pitch events. writers are... but Bluesky is still so small I dont think anyone else is actually using this app for anytging other than as free advertising for their self-pubbed slush
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
someone tie Elon's tubes please
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
send coffee... there's no coffee in these trenches and I need it in order to write
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
did you like "The Virgin Suicides"? how about "All the Bright Places? maybe "The Spectacular Now? Sofia Coppola's other films? do you smoke cigarettes for the aesthetic? do you wish it was the 1950s again? (for the fashion?) then you may be the main character of my #ya #R novel "Angel". #UnhingedPit
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
I could use a beta reader, if anyone is interested
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
an innocent catholic schoolgirl. a pack of cigarettes. a bottle of whiskey. a pile of notebooks. on her airbuds, Lana del Rey. on his turntable, The Ramones. will she save his soul? or will he drag her down with him? find out when you read my #ya #R novel "I Speak of Dreams" #unhingedpit
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
yes... either their very religious parents told them that halloween was devil worship... or that it was socialism to ask for free candy
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
obviously... I mean, why would we waste our time writing about ugly people 😂 we see those every day
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
yummm if the vampire is cute, she can bite me anytime
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
hi #BluePitHype I'm Alan and I'm querying my ya/romance about addiction, redemption and the power of love to save even the most damaged people or... if horror/thrillers are your thing how about feeling the anxiety of being on a college campus with a serial killer amongst the thousands of students
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to read this. is it about a vampire dating a cute brooklyn artsy hipster girl into retro art?
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
I'm very excited for Superman this weekend... but not sure I want to see any reviews. I want to know as little as possible so I can be surprised #Superman #DC #DCcomics #WarnerBros #WarnerBrothers #JamesGunn
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
I submitted to #SmallPitch let me know if this is a story you'd want to read #author #writingcommunity #catholic #mentalhealth #mentalhealthmatters #depression #suicide #catholicschool #catholicschoolgirl #church #romance #youngadult #Lanadelrey #Lana #coquette #LanadelRey #vintage #vintagefashion
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
that's ridiculous. why are they annoying people with that? what are you going to do? I dont blame anyone for turning this feature off
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
the good one they have
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
may the odds be ever in your favor
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Secret History x Final Exam Shortly after Jess lands the lead in the semester's play she finds a dead body on campus. when more bodies begin turning up around school Jess wonders which of the thousands of students is turning her friends into corpses #miserypit #A #CT #RT #Q
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you! 🤞🏻🙏🏻 an agent does too
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Check out a poem from the first issue of my zine. DM me to get a copy #zine #poet #poem #writingcommunity #indie #indiepress #nyc #newyork
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
The Secret History x Final Girls Shortly after Jess Harper finds a dead body on campus her friends begin turning up dead around school. Jess spends the rest of the semester wondering which of the thousands of students around her is turning the friends she had into corpses #miserypit #A #CT #RT #Q
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Jess Harper is a junior at Longview University. Shortly after Jess lands the lead in the semester's play she finds a dead body on campus. when more bodies begin turning up around school Jess wonders which of the thousands of students is turning her friends into corpses #miserypit #A #CT #RT #Q
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Jess Harper is a junior at Longview University. She has just landed the lead in this semester's play and then she finds a dead body on campus. after, her friends start turning up dead around school. Which of the thousands of students is turning her friends into corpses? #miserypit #A #CT #RT #Q
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
sounds excellent. tell me more
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Here is a page from issue #1 of my zine, Fantastic Tales. DM ti get your copy! #zine #author #shortstory #writingcommunity #indiepress #indie #julyfourth #july4th #author #pulpfiction #zinester
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
check out a quote from my novel, "Angel". #ya #author #writingcommunity #romance #catholic #catholicschool #addiction #depression #romance #suicide
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Look! It's a poem from issue #1 of my zine! want to see more? DM me to get your grubby little hands on a copy #writingcommunity #zine #poem #poet #author #indiepress #zines #nyc #newyork
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
I'm listening to David Bowie and two songs played back-to-back than I'm surprised haven't been remixed or mashed up together "Young Americans" and "I'm Afraid of Americans"... if I had music software I'd totally do that #Bowie #DavidBowie #dj #remix #mashup #dancemusic #dance
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
Allen Ginsberg
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
this site is really not very active, huh? other than some people posting the same ad for their self-published trash every hour, I don't really see much happening here. it's like a party where only three people are talking, and they're only repeating themselves
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
check out one of the photos you can find in the first issue of my zine. DM me to trade, buy or look at more #zine #90s #1990s #photography #streetphotography #writingcommunity #art #author #nyc #newyork #indiepress #indie #artist #punk #nycpunk
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
here is the cover to the first issue of my zine. DM me if you'd like to get a copy! it has short fiction, poetry and photography. #zine #comic #author #writingcommunity #indie #indiepress #addiction #poetry #socialism #satire #nyc #poet
Ben McAdams Memorial Act. but on BlueSky (@purrtah.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/25/o...
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Carrie x Slumber Party Massacre how safe do you feel stuck alone in a crowd? Jess is a junior at Longview University whose friends continue turning up as corpses around campus. which of the thousands of other students is responsible? #a #h #t #UnhingedPit
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuomo paid $1million per percentage he received 😂
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
yessss!
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
you don't mess with the Zohran! #Zohran #ZohranMamdani #Cuomo #nyc #nycmayor #mayor #2025primary
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpf... here is the most popular song in America today #iran #israel #tehran #war #palestine #1980s #Iran
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
seems pretty realistic. I swear the harder and more I work, the less I make
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
my zine, Fantastic Tales, is for sale at Hype Fest today! DM me if you'd like a copy. #zine #punk #author #shortstory #comic #comicbook #satire #addiction #musicfestival
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
I just got out of seeing John Wick:Ballerina and Ana de Armas needs to be DC's new Wonder Woman #DC #DCcomics #Ballerina #JohnWick #AnadeArmas
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
this game and this entire tournament is crazy. Canada wants to win it all very badly and cares about it so much. meanwhile, even if the USA wins, only like 20 percent of people in the country will even know or care. #fournationsfaceoff
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
Kanye saying he's a Nazi when he would have been one of the first people put to death in 1930s Germany by the Nazis is insane
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
I'm really into only dating one person at a time. you know.. what's it called? monotony, I think? #dating #humor #writer #joke #dadjoke
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
who is Elon Musk's favorite hockey player? David mein Kampf #nhl #elonmusk #toronto #torontomapleleafs #humor #inauguration #inaugurationday
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social)
I dont think we needed more proof that Trump supporters are uninformed idiots... but here it is anyway
alan anarchy (@alananarchy.bsky.social) reply parent
I dont think we needed more proof that Trump supporters are uninformed idiots... but here it is anyway
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Haha I just tried to reply “SCOTUS fucked us” and it autocorrected to “SCOTUS fucked U.S.” Yep.