Well the president was not dead when we scheduled this, as a matter of fact he died on the way here. So anyway we’re going to do Alabama with the space force
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Well the president was not dead when we scheduled this, as a matter of fact he died on the way here. So anyway we’re going to do Alabama with the space force
I have no theme. Just pure unadulterated guys, rattled off as soon as they were remembered. As I believe the lord, were he not dead, would have wanted
🎶 When you’re goin’ thru hell, keep on goin’ 🎶
Truly serendipshitous
But would we then have signed Xavi Simons, the biggest coup of the window? I really doubt it
She Blue on this Sky ‘til I ism
😉 Cristian Romero Micky Van de Ven Kevin Danso 🤷 Radu Drăgușin Kota Takai 🥴 Ben Davies
There have been entire long read articles on why they mostly suck now. I didn’t read a single one of them but I know they used to be outrageously good and the last several I have eaten have been very shitty so I believe them, sight unseen
I’m sorry, lol
Will try this soon. Shout out/RIP to the shrimp burger at Mary’s Fish Camp
LET’S FUCKING GO
Hard agree… then inspiration will strike. or you can just put them on crispy bread with herbed goat cheese if it doesn’t. or make phyllo tomato tarts with all of them. and lmk where I can eat them regardless
Yeah man his name is Palhinha. I hope that’s why we have him anyway
My heart is fucking pounding. [eyes furtively darting toward juju meter] it’s not about anything specific though
Nick Sexum remains the pinnacle of “The 90s made everyone insanely less attractive than they were”
Player X only wanted Chelsea. Player Y only wanted Milan. Player Z really had no preference where he went. Which of these statements cannot be true?
Already said this elsewhere but Tame Impala in 2010 at Pianos on the LES. Back when they were a band and not a guy
Xavi Simons also in this camp. And that’s why I do NOT want him [very obviously staring at the juju meter while trying to appear as if I’m not staring at the juju meter]
This makes me wonder. What would a world without the possibility of Timo Werner look like? It’s been so long
Does that hat fucking say “retired”
Every UVA couple looks exactly like this
I’m sure the jeans are very cool. They do not, however, look good. Even on the most beautiful boy
JB is perfectly average height. USA is ready for the beef
No matter how good I get at knowing birds, I promise never to devote myself to knowing gulls. If it happens, it will have been because I am living by the water and have to see their boring asses and listen to their bullshit every day
Basically I am a true five-tool househusband trapped by life in a law job
He would disintegrate like a blade vampire if you mashed him in the teeth
I work fully remotely at the moment but *cannot* work from home. I’m a born tinkerer, I need to work in a place away from my house, otherwise I’m going to do laundry, water plants, mulch and cook all day
Working desperately around the clock
Unfortunately this is still a ways away, if it happens at all. Would take a miracle to happen before the window closes.
They don’t even give them pokers or grabbers
Was just reminded that this whips ass m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIej...
Old heads know
Extremely fair
If a Honduran is using the name “Cuti”as a matter of course (like someone might use “Lebron”) then bro forget about it
My prescription for helping electoral politics remains the same: you either get to vote for candidates who you think are epic to watch on tv and online, or you get to vote for the candidates who actually run things and have policies. Separate elections and you can’t vote in both. That’s felony fraud
Incredible idea. Our ceremonial head of state. Like the British monarchy but way less shameful and way more embarrassing
I watched yesterday’s match on NBC Universo and the Spanish language commentators all called him Cuti *in the play-by-play*. Probably not the strongest example
Hey remember when this happened? That was alright
Love that the midfield influences the match defensively too. Bentancur is optimized, looking much more like 2022 Lolo. Sarr is everywhere. Palhinha erased a couple of attacks. It’s not just Micky snuffing out candles at the last second (when he did intervene crucially, 5 friendlies were around too)
Also when Tottenham regains possession under Frank they try cool shit. Immediate attempts to move the ball forward without sacrificing defensive positioning
Second half was not the prettiest but I’ll take any accusations of boring when Man City never achieves any sort of sustained rhythm or control over the match
Goodness the Trafford foul on Kudus before the Porro penalty shout… ref wyd
Half an hour in and Vic is MOTM with Pape not far behind
My goodness Brennan Johnson has leaden feet
Jk lo estoy viendo en Fubo… en Español
I will actually not because the replay won’t be on Peacock until 9am tomorrow (?)
I am going to watch the Tottenham match now.
Angel Heart underrated as hell
I did mutual nsa jo stuff with the Cracker Barrel guy in 2001. It was right after 9/11. We sat in those Adirondack chairs. He seemed like he was going through a lot
I actually like him. The fact that it comes with some well-earned nastiness would be a lovely little freebie
Cannot wait for the first NLD. Have never said that in my life, I hate it so bad, but this one is an exception
Now go get a progressive passer who plays centrally like we should have been doing the whole time. Meanwhile I’ll do my job and convince myself that I didn’t actually want Eze and that he would not have been incredible for us
Ah man I am so glad I am on vacation and incapable of getting unreasonably upset. Now time to check social media
Almost exactly, except I actually can’t jump
He did the here we go with Kolo Muani to Juve in like June and then was like “he only wants Juve, not Spurs” yesterday. Thought I was going insane
I played in a 3-on-3 basketball tournament yesterday and boy is my head sunburnt in the exact shape of the window on a baseball hat with a strap when you wear it backwards
He’s so tedious dude
Richy pls stay healthy baby. What a goal.
(George C. Scott roar) BOMBAAAAAAAAAAA
There is a new Pile album out today. “Oh baby” - Padraig
I think we are largely aligned here. My main point is that saying “worst Strokes album” is like saying “worst orgasm”
Agree, First Impressions is notably a level down, but in a Strokesless world imagine another band putting out “You Only Live Once” or “Heart In A Cage”. Indie chart toppers
*i.e. fans wanted more of the same magic (a) in a different time and (b) from humans who want to progress creatively
@athensgrease.bsky.social re-listening to all full Strokes albums. Couple takes: (1) all of them are good; (2) the ones after Room on Fire were not as beloved because of human nature*; and (3) all feature several bona fide BANGERS
Sancho obviously a talented chap but he suffers from terminal Bieber face
Listen buddy, you are tedious and far too online. Gonna block you in a minute because I have no interest in being replied to by a loser 90 times, go in peace
I could hardly be less aligned with him politically but he obviously did some real world good. Couple deep breaths into a paper bag and head outside without your phone my friend
I’m terribly sorry for your loss Dawn, and the loss of all those who knew and loved him.
Praying that a supermajority of people look at the things happening with AI every day and say “that’s crazy bro. Not gonna do that but have fun I guess / hope Guy Fawkes mask shit happens to all datacenters”
The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude
60s feels like a good place for technology to have stopped. Got far enough past “reciting poems at parties makes you hot”, but not so far that a plurality of Americans think of the same person when they hear the words “Big Balls”
The Moneyball phone calls scene but in service of covering up FFP crimes
Felt it like a low magnitude earthquake in northern NJ
@renowallabout.bsky.social @hoaagie.bsky.social I get why the UK folks are awake but why are we
Now this is a mug
I don’t know Tim Horton from Adam, but if his K-Cups are any indication of quality, I’m afraid “overrated” is an understatement
Also I’m pretty sure that in many instances if a tenant leaves their historically rent-controlled apartment, it becomes a market-rate apartment. So the mother and child would be priced out if Zohran left and no one would benefit but the landlord
Wouldn’t dream of owning TB clothing. Don’t wanna sit in anything other than a TB chair
Thomas Bahama: purveyor of the undisputed finest beach chairs out there
“NFL legend Tim Tebow” k
do not give money to dems who don’t support court reform. don’t vote in primaries for dems who do not support court reform. do not support dem leadership that will not pursue court reform. do not bother with pundits who are not on board with court reform.
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Yo shoutout and RIP to First Republic Bank for having absolutely bottom basement interest rates on student loan refis in 2016. You frankly changed my life 🫡
This is one of the places from Dr. Seuss’s classic Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!
Thank you for completing SORTING HAT: SECOND CAREER, POST-PLAYING DAYS. Your inputs: ✅ NFL adjacent ✅ Caucasian ✅ Not woke ✅ Not “gay” ✅ Massive head/face Your top results: 1️⃣ Podcast host/athleisure influencer combo (94.7% match) 2️⃣ Investment scheme scam victim (88.2%) 3️⃣ Tax lien investor (67.9%)
The thing about America is this,
Farthest I’ve been: N: Healy, Alaska, USA E: Tokyo, Japan S: Koh Samui, Thailand W: Homer, Alaska, USA
The only Joker that even considers voting after becoming the Joker is the Jack Nicholson one. I have no idea whether he votes in 2024 though
Wasn’t watching due to family but obviously incredibly upset for Madders. This guy cannot catch a break
No, Goof!
Kia Hyundai ok? They used to be No Goof
@petegain.es Peter which car brands were you saying simply do not make good products
I’ve been to Atascadero. Bring the trailer, but park it in Paso Robles. Drive that sucker directly to wineries
Sonny go get rays and paid in LA my boy. Thanks for giving us everything.
lol why are they using an image of a mountain lion to talk about a bobcat
Hey bro. Congrats
And the back left please?
Happy The Armed album release day to all who celebrate
I agree. I’ve always thought Bissouma was the player on the squad with the most talent, just desperately needs a coach who can man-manage the best out of him. Lolo should go before Bissouma - we can and should get an upgrade over him in a box to box capacity
He offers the reliable destruction(/foul that’s sometimes not called) in the early to mid-press that spurs have not had since… Sandro? Dier played 6? I can’t really even remember when. Idk I’ll trust Frank to get the best out of him