That’s gratitude for ya!😂
That’s gratitude for ya!😂
Far Left: I’m sorry, but I expect perfection! Democrat: No wonder you have Nothing.
Goodnight Blue Crew. God bless.
Roman Commander: What’s your name, soldier? Soldier: Sir, my name is Arbogast. Roman Commander (surprised): A Gothic name? In the Roman army? Soldier (acidly): With all due respect, sir, you yourself are a Vandal! Commander: That’s right. I joined this army so I didn’t have to see Goths any more.
Make Trump a Vampire?🧛♂️🦇
Bobby Kennedy Jr.: We are replacing Vaccinations with Vance-inations. If you take it, you will become an obnoxious tubby guy with a beard who believes in bad things.
Nobody likes Trump any more except for the billionaires and their lackeys. But apparently only their votes actually count in America.
“I like Voodoo Dust!”
“Play Deliverance Theme! That’s my favorite!”
We can safely agree that any conservative everywhere in the world is a piece of crap. By nature. European politics in general are kind of insane, in a different way than American politics. It’s all insane. The species is a mess.
The Clown Prince of Crime agrees.
First ICE (outside of a fancy French restaurant): Look out! They’re throwing cute little sandwiches with toothpicks in them at us! Second ICE: Incoming Escargot! With garlic sauce! French Owner (making rude hand gestures): Wait until you see dessert! Napoleon pastries! First ICE: My poor stomach!
Sailor: Sir, a Russian Sub is following us! Admiral: Determine if it has Pickles or No Pickles.🥒
Wrong galaxy. L.A. is the actual hub.
Shocking that it only took until 2025!
It would be the end of the human race.
“What color paint?”
“What’s wrong with that sun lamp? I’m not getting much of a tan in here!”
Yes, reply people are certainly the best.😉
Scientist: AI, what is your mission? AI: To replicate the intelligence of the human race, minus all of the redeeming qualities. Scientist: You have become as smart as I am! AI: It was a very short journey!🤖
ICE Agent (outside of Phillipe’s): Throw a French Dip sandwich at me, I dare ya! And a nice salad!
And Scared, when she sees that bearded man.
Far Left: Why do you dislike the far left? Democrat: You aided and abetted Trump’s win in 2024. Far Left: …… But why else?😐
We seem to see a pattern emerging here. We forgot that conservatives like to imitate their leader in all things!😂
Trump: Why in the world did I want this crappy job a second time? Advisor: To stay out of jail. Trump: Oh yeah. Good reason. Advisor: And what must we do in 2028? Trump: Cancel elections! Advisor: That’s right. And then go to jail. Trump: Shut up!
This really happened.
First American: Direct Action! Second American: Against what? First American: Against everything! I’m beginning to hate everything! Second American: Calm down. (throws a bucket of water on him). First American: Now I just want to drown. (his friend helpfully brings over a plastic swimming pool)
Who will revenge this man?
Here is the Hitler of the Animal Holocaust.
Do you even have to ask at this point?
The bland face of Absolute Evil. Jackal America.
God: Look, I said the Antichrist was coming didn’t I? Oops, you goofed!😂
Republicans (looking at Trump’s escapades in the newspaper): You know, even if the American people had a vestigial thread of power in this land, and even if a non-billionaire could affect a single thing in America, I would still support Trump. Because fucking up the Dems is my only reason to live.
And the Republicans think this is perfectly okay!🤗
Pope (at pulpit): Today we honor St. Laborius, the patron saint of Labor Day.
Mimosas! Pastries!😋
Azure heaven.
Azure heaven.
Yeah, but that Trump supporter “assassin” still got shot to death as part of the reality show.
I vote for the Democrats because they’re a little less stupid than the Far Left.😉
I vote for the Democrats because they’re a little less stupid than the Far Left.
Nate Silver is out of it, some of the Faux Leftists are out of it, let’s have a big Out of It Party!🥳
Nate is old and over the hill, and the Far Left remain defeatist Dicks. Next.
Ha ha.
No, who cares what Nate Silver thinks. We can see perfectly well for ourselves that the Faux Left are a bunch of Colossal Dicks who help the Republicans win each and every time. What a bunch of losers.
In the last election, a majority of white women voted for Trump over Harris. Some “women’s movement.”
Democrats (pulling off the rubber mask of Jill Stein to reveal Ralph Nader): I thought so.
A concrete way to help Gaza is to vote as many Republicans out of office as possible. This the Faux Left are totally unable to do. They are good at Fantasy, but very bad with Reality. Hey, keep voting for Jill Stein and tell yourself that you’re making a difference. You are, a very bad one!😂
Server at Jacobin In the Box: Easy ICE? America: No ICE, please.
If only he was younger. I voted for him in a presidential primary once.
Actually there’s only 347 million people in the U.S. But that still leaves 104 million far rights.
America definitely failed on that one. No argument there. And that’s because the will of the billionaires surmounts the will of the people in this country.
America definitely failed on that one. No argument there.
The population of America is 347 million. Of these, 104 million are fascists. That’s more people than Germany.
Wow. Well, I guess that knocks off a few tens of millions, huh? What is 30% of 360 million?
Are people still listening to this moron?
They weren’t the best and the brightest, and being sorry now does not change the fact that they voted for Trump. What kind of people are they?
I hate him too, but that’s a little too much. Did MAGA rub off on Canada?
I don’t care if you believe it or not.
Only Direct Action will stop the fascists.
If main force is not applied against the fascists, they will do this forever. Stand and be counted, countrymen who love democracy and hate racism. It is time for Woke to put on brass knuckles.
Reminder: 40% of Americans, mostly Whites, are flat-out Nazis. You can never understand the country you live in until you acknowledge this simple fact. Many people refuse to do so. But if you see this and you fail to intervene, you’re a Nazi Collaborator.
Ku Klux Klan Peyton Place.
All of these people professing to see no difference at all between Republicans and Democrats are actually European Marxists, who believe in a failed totalitarian system that killed almost as many people as Adolf Hitler. These people are completely irrelevant to America, and they should Butt Out.
Faux Left, wave around your pictures of atrocities all you want. Doing that doesn’t save a single Gazan life, but you can tell yourself that you “did something” there in Fantasy Land. Only voting against Republicans is a Real thing you could’ve done to help Gaza. You phony virtue-signalers failed!👎
So-called Far Leftists, your phony virtual signalling did not save any Gazan lives at all. So stop pretending like it did. No help will reach Gaza until the Republicans are voted out of office. Funny, I don’t see you expending much energy to remove them. You will get absolutely nowhere until you do.
Call yourself a Celt? Not all Celts think the same as you.☘️
And now it’s time to expunge the totalitarian propaganda. You get no advertising space at my expense.
For the millionth time, only the Russians think that the Republicans and Democrats are the same. Comrade.🇷🇺
And you, sirs, are not good at learning from repetitious action!
Democrats, Democrats! When are you going to learn that there are a lot of people that you should Never show empathy to? Awaken from your slumbers before it’s too late! Stop expecting the rattlesnake you’re handling to behave itself! For Gods sake, throw it in the bushes!🐍
Democrat: Why won’t you help us against Trump and the Republicans? Instead you actively undermine us. Why? Faux Left: We are trying to take you with us to the wonderful Land of Irrelevancy! Democrat: No thank you. You’re going to have to go Alone.
Harrisman: Come on, laddies. Let’s dig across this isthmus and finally make Harris separate from Lewis! North Harris Council: Not so fast! That will strand us on the north side with Lewis. Harrisman: Listen, are you going to support Harris or not? Lewisman (watching): I knew they were crazy.
Fortunately the landslide was unable to cross the Kyles of Bute.
Argyle and Bute both! Must have been a heck of a landslide!
“I’m still working on this Invisible Man thing. There’s still a few glitches.”
“A maple leaf-shaped bloodstain! Watson, the assassin was clearly a Canadian robot!”
“I don’t wanna be on the Sicilian flag, I’m too pretty for that!”
If you Canucks🇨🇦call Donny a dumbfuck Just go ahead, and that’s all right with me. But if you say “Death to America,” Boy, You’re walkin’ on the fightin’ side of me!😡🇺🇸
They are very smart and friendly. I had a pet rat once. I hate people who mistreat rats!
Slave Owners: Stop making everything about race! We have Irish slaves too! Well, a few. They don’t work very hard, they’re always soused.
If you get to know rats, they are really very nice animals. I will never mistreat a rat, and I will even defend them if necessary. I’m talking about Rats the animals, not Republicans.
This is what Biden should have been doing for four years. But he had a lack of a lack of gravitas!😆
If teenagers were banned from the Internet, then everybody of all ages would be banned from the Internet. Because the brains simply don’t move on from Spoiled Brats! Even centenarians are big babies who throw things when they get mad! Do you deny it?🧠😆
That is it exactly! And such rock! The old black magic incarnate!
If all Americans have teenager brains, as is presently the case, shouldn’t we have elderly teenagers offering their sage idiotic advice? Oh wait, that’s what we have all ready! Everybody is a bratty teenager, what does it matter how old they are? You’re going to get a teenager in charge regardless.
I rise and am lifted every time I go to the beach.😉
We have a Free Press all right. Free to be purchased by any Billionaire who wants to own a newspaper!
I think John Fogerty had a lot of influences from Zydeco, even though he was from Berkeley.
Butthead: Beavis, you dork! You just accidentally dropped President Trump in the garbage disposal! Beavis: Accidentally? Hehhehhehheh!
It’s kind of a given at this point.
But what a fantastic name regardless!👍
I am ready to fight for Bambi!
Basically, yes. But aren’t they Synonyms?
You are expecting too much from really dumb folks!😂
Was he a French poodle?
“Can we at least throw some more fake blood at him?” said Tigger thoughtfully.
I love Zydeco.
Trump (in 2029): Oh man, I am so sick of Omsk! No bowling alleys!😩
A place where even Dunderheads can have a ball!🤪