I just rediscovered that Craig Monroe played for us in 2009. Huh??
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I just rediscovered that Craig Monroe played for us in 2009. Huh??
This is "Guys I hung an unreasonable amount of delusional hope and/or excitement on during my 20s, with almost precisely zero to show for it"
i am putting on my "me and the boys boppin" shirt and strutting proudly around the house
Humberto Cota erasure
This is where I get lost. Sure, Sammy/Sarah/Sally is the order they have to be in, but I'm not sure how you got "by elimination, Tammy is the only one remaining for 8." Why not Fred? I'm sure I'm missing something obvious here
why not done
The original art of the deal
Today feels like a good day for it to happen, I think. Why wait?
i've added you to my player tracker. when current events drops down and is no longer your highest score category, I will smile warmly, knowing that your mental health will have improved even more
One thing to remember is that, when people think about Claus Von Stauffenberg, nobody thinks "hey, wasn't that guy a Nazi?" Which he was! But we remember him a whole lot better than that. For reasons
I never even click these things and somehow my feed always tries to show me baseball (or beer-league softball!) clips and stupid thirst-trap wife clips where it's like "HE didn't expect ME to be REACHING for his LUCKY CHARMS on the HIGH SHELF wearing.... THIS"
This happens approximately 65 times in Challengers, which left my wife and I wondering if that's an accurate representation of Heated Gamer Moments on the court
imagine living a life so empty & unfulfilled that each your hateful fantasies are being horrifically realized in public view, every single day, but you still get teary-eyed and pound your fists because Cracker Barrel decided the old guy leaning on the barrel wouldn't be on their signs anymore. bleak
please just let me sign in to websites with passwords. no i don't want to set up fingerprints. no i don't want to give you my face. no i don't want you to message my phone to unlock an authenticator app to get a passkey to unlock a captcha to prove that i want to sign in and buy a sandwich. please
What on earth determines the order of the teams listed
He's back, and holder than ever
the dropoff from goldfish to silverfish is wild
That's donald duck sir
can't believe i got beat to dog police
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Did my life peak the night I went to a theater screening of this film, attended by YK Kim and other members of Dragon Sound? No, but it was a pretty cool night
Where u goin bb
I think we can all agree that man can use some affronting
Does this apply to both Maxes Muncy
absolutely losing it at "CO-AUTHOR of SEVEN DAYS IN MAY 'Better than SEVEN DAYS IN MAY!!'"
a truly incomparable 2 days of Pirates
nothing on computer is more gaslighting than the eternally-unchecked "Remember Me" box that silently mocks you when you have to log in fifty times a day
I was still arrows & pg up/pg dn well into trying Quake 2 online and getting wrecked. I'd quite simply never heard of mouselook in a way I grokked at age 13. I'd tried it once with Duke3D but it defaulted to walking with the mouse so I said "this is fucking stupid" and abandoned the idea entirely
it was awful! and it ruled!
Rip jon
The pig is instantly iconic
i CANNOT stop watching this
Exact same answer. Albert solidarity
comedy is legal again, folks!
this display kicks ass. this airport kicks ass
What the fuck could this even possibly add to the process? "Hey Grok, I want some Peanut M&Ms." "Oh, yeah, I can do that for you. While I dispense those, can I just tell you that racial phrenology is real and YOU'RE the racist if you deny it?" [Grok dispenses raisins. It never had any M&Ms]
to live in modern times is to suffer repeatedly from a poison ingredient, convenience, or app that seems fine at first. and then after you've become poisoned it turns out that it was poisonous the whole time, with no remedy
I gave a gift copy to my brother-in-law last week (the fourth gift copy I've distributed) and he got so sucked in that he was nearly late to a pub trivia night he runs
it's not "who's that pokemon," it's a new foe appearing in Super Smash Bros. I thought you were a video game fanatic www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfpM...
Meteorologists baffled by entire nation finally exhaling simultaneously
www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopl...
I think it would only be natural if they caused someone to perish
it's not *just* that, as I'm sure Elon is using it in a special walled privacy garden to jerk off. But it's that for everyone else.
Do we think that electing an energetic and wildly popular candidate will do something to improve the image of a feckless, do-nothing group of elderly stooges that people continue to vote for out of purely out of inertia or obligation?
Hot dog
can we have a little Butlerian Jihad, as a treat?
this is the kind of thing that will finally start my gradual slide into conspiracy thinking and never believing doctors
He's got a future in posting
[to Lady Gaga's "Edge of Glory"] I'm in the zone! Of interest!
you owe it to yourself to check out the directors cut - taller aspect ratio means you get to see more of the action!
less scrupulous history buffs know that right about now would be a very good time to invest in Siemens
B 6? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo card. N 37? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo card. G 58? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo card. O 83? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo card. N 41? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo card. O 75? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo c
I'm clicking play Pat
youtu.be/xSX3KG1hisk?...
This is literally the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt bunker cult crank-turning survival strategy
I think more foods and drinks should have sourdough starters
A Full Suamsh MAKES FOR YOU A Happy Heram
Truly breathtaking to see the speed with which all these lunatics who spent years beating the "FEMA prison camps!" and "they're going to persecute wrongthink!" and "they want to track our every move!" drums fall in line behind people very publicly bragging about how much they're doing those things
can't believe I forgot to share this. The only good bit of video game modding I'll ever do www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5xm...
to truly p0wn the dick, one must first p0wn the heart
I need this guy's takes on the clit/brown/taint-area
@grog is this true
Hi, I'm a WhoopsIt'sFiveAndIHaven'tDoneAnything
Fortnite-style mashup culture, where every pop culture property needs to be comprised of every other pop culture property, has really crossed into the mainstream: Civil War 2 is going to have Nazis in it
They will be charged with running the office of the Interior before too long, maybe
A lady wearing black and holding a leash
Hey everyone. One of my coworkers heard that I had a small platform online, so he begged me to share a song he made. He's a very single man so I hope this helps him out. youtu.be/ghyvL3YLjbs?...
He said "will any Japanese girls see it" and I said "maybe" so I think he's in
cowboy air
Unfortunate announcement: We did another song and will be in this again. I'm very sorry to bring you this message in these trying times.
30 new songs, 90 new prompts & brand new Terry Wogan lore. Join me and @bjalborough.bsky.social for the fifth annual Morlvision song contest this Saturday at 7pm BST at www.twitch.tv/seanmorl for the most eclectic song contest in human history.
The world isn't ready
"NURTH CUMM"
How many bags?
Just hanging with two Real Americans. Drinking Real American beer. Watching Sweden and Denmark play hockey. Maybe we'll all fuck each other's wives later. At no point does any muscle in my body relax from maximum agonizing stiffness
stay up till 3:00am for spelling bee
This is very nice
Explaining Take A Break magazine to @albrot.party with @clemmie.bsky.social
raviolia, raviolia, give me the pareidolia
Every photo of RFKJr looks like that frame in the horror movie when they've just replaced the actor with the practical effects dummy that is about to have its head explode, or face melt, or turn into The Thing
tbh we're lucky if we get another 100 months of them
chuck schumer smugly tweeting "it's just plane wrong" before shambling back into his crypt for six more weeks of winter
A $15/month subscription to prevent screenlocking pop-ups that appear every 20 minutes that you can't clear without typing "I'm a parasite" at Mr. Resetti
Add the word "GRATEFUL" to any text to automatically add a $2 tip for Google
Just got off a phone call, and then my screen darkened and my phone bugged me to leave a review for "Phone" Why is life like this everywhere every single moment I really feel like the water's boiling and we're all the idiot frogs who didn't notice while tech cranked up the heat
oh, word?
the prompt is in the screenshot
i demand reparations for the reset process you put me through
I really enjoyed the delicate dance of pushing "reset PW" in the app. It asks me to go to the "confirmations" area of the app to confirm that it's me using the app, but going there closes my open reset request. I möbiused my way around that loop twice before realizing it really was that stupid
I found myself in a youtube rabbit hole, dabbling in some pro wrestling content. WWE had uploaded a video of a shocking moment, with commentary from all over the globe. The captions just said [FOREIGN] special bonus, enjoy the captions on this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmg1...
not in it, voted 5
I don't think it should be a "slobs vs snobs" type thing. Their opponents don't need to be serious. Heck, as you point out, baseball is very hard! You'd have games where the Bananas would simply pop out to the boring team a bunch and lose. Why should half of the participants intentionally be boring?
