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Alder Cheems

@aldercheems.bsky.social

Old-growth timber enjoyer

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

They're calling him the most handsome vole killer.

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2/9/2025, 3:48:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Madden (@mathletesfoot.bsky.social) reposted

2/9/2025, 3:33:57 AM | 662 163 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

Somebody should ask the Semafor guys why their website looks like a bad transfer of a 1970s spaghetti western.

2/9/2025, 1:51:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd be worried about record number of journalists being slaughtered overseas while the president threatens to jail them at home, but HR speak is cool too.

2/9/2025, 1:49:44 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Lot of disingenuous or poorly educated leftists on this site who think Obama had a 60 seat senate mandate for two years. You should be angry about bad things he had actual control over: like the surge in Afghanistan and banning clove cigarettes.

2/9/2025, 1:30:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

No love for Obama but it was aggravating watching a budget neutral, mediocre healthcare bill barely get passed while the previous administration went on a spending spree, including a giant handout to drug companies with Medicare Part D.

2/9/2025, 1:27:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

And for the first time, I'm rooting for the Disney copyright lawyers. Well done, AI guys.

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2/9/2025, 12:36:08 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

Elderly Republican president with a SAG card invading a South American country? Give me a break.

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2/9/2025, 12:34:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Article reads like one of those obituaries that was pre-written years ago. But yeah, there's a long list of machine NY Democrats worse than him.

2/9/2025, 12:29:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

* BESSENT: WE MAY DECLARE NATIONAL HOUSING EMERGENCY IN THE FALL @bloomberg.com

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1/9/2025, 9:57:22 PM | 325 83 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

Get their ass

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1/9/2025, 11:47:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:41:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

lol lmao

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1/9/2025, 11:12:59 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

It's so obvious a lot of men in this country hate being with their families and nobody wants to talk about it.

1/9/2025, 10:50:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep seeing this floating around today and bars somehow being "liberal coded" is so fuckin funny. Covid barely affected my life because I don't have kids, low death lib state, and I worked outdoors in-person. I'm grateful for that, but I witnessed so many brains get cooked in real time.

1/9/2025, 10:50:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sucks that his old podcast has been nuked from YouTube but thankfully I found a torrent.

1/9/2025, 10:11:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:01:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at that pfp. This guy isn't fuckin around.

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1/9/2025, 9:57:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ITYSL memes 💦🥩 (@ityslmemes.com) reposted

1/9/2025, 9:34:09 PM | 930 163 | View on Bluesky | view

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Creeps me out that we were in Iraq at the same time. Like there's a non-zero chance I bumped into this dweeb.

1/9/2025, 9:51:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had to unfollow my local rural newspaper's FB because it's like shooting fish in a barrel over there.

1/9/2025, 9:48:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

Trump health news is like catnip for blue anon boomers.

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1/9/2025, 9:45:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not the biggest Spielberg schmaltz fan, or even a happy ending sci-fi fan, but Close Encounters is an all timer.

1/9/2025, 9:41:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely the bus drivers and not parents who don't want their kids with "those people"

1/9/2025, 9:29:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

"Give me 1000 favs"

1/9/2025, 9:15:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

At Bragg, it was mandatory for new soldiers to attend an SF recruiting brief. NCO said they needed more black guys for African missions but that they can't pass the swim portion of selection. He said he didn't know why and all I thought was "aren't you guys supposed to be the culturally smart ones?"

1/9/2025, 9:10:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Part of growing is being trapped in a small area with psychopaths.

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1/9/2025, 9:03:24 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Trade with China put me in the middle class. My neighbors are a bigger existential threat to the US.

1/9/2025, 9:01:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Been thinking about the two older black NCO's when I was in the army tell me their neighborhoods had block parties and barbecues when Reagan got shot.

1/9/2025, 8:46:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Just got back from our little redneck grocery store to get chicken and beer and some old timer was loudly telling the 20-something clerk that the prices were "bullshit" No doubt another hydration chimp mutual.

1/9/2025, 8:39:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

Air dropped Tom Nichols into downtown Kabul. You're welcome.

1/9/2025, 8:14:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Had to explain to a lot of chuds at work that my mom is a preschool teacher. Her job is constantly being around snot and I didn't want her to die.

1/9/2025, 6:48:33 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is news to me, a guy who went to BLM protests when Trump was in office.

1/9/2025, 6:29:57 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

People would be so much nicer and sane with a real name policy. Now to check NextDoor...

1/9/2025, 3:54:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mostly remember Idaho clogging up our hospital system long after a vaccine was available.

1/9/2025, 3:50:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

"Raw Egg Nationalist"

1/9/2025, 3:46:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disappointed somebody lost the bonus 45 for this.

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1/9/2025, 3:17:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My most liberal voice: "*Who's 😏"

1/9/2025, 2:43:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

I know campaign fundraising laws are fake but has anybody asked him why a lame duck president is fundraising?

1/9/2025, 2:34:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

You guys should be more pissed off about sheriff elections instead of arguing about the 2028 presidential primaries like a buncha toddlers.

1/9/2025, 2:31:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reposted

Teamster gaffer watching Boots Riley call for a 47th take of Tessa Thompson in her underwear

1/9/2025, 4:33:38 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

Teamster gaffer watching Boots Riley call for a 47th take of Tessa Thompson in her underwear

1/9/2025, 4:33:38 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

rw for the first since it came out

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1/9/2025, 3:20:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Cinemax or Lifetime movie plot.

1/9/2025, 2:20:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

At bare minimum he has covid again.

1/9/2025, 2:09:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

They had kosher MREs?

1/9/2025, 1:55:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted

1/9/2025, 12:57:41 AM | 277 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

If I were a crimin' guy that required overnight travel, Carl is about the last person I'd wanna be partnered up with.

31/8/2025, 10:05:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Old timer on NextDoor doesn't like when I tell him nobody's watching a 50min YouTube video about national politics.

31/8/2025, 9:53:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a shtereotype, and it's offenshive

31/8/2025, 9:52:20 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats are to the right of Ronald Reagan on immigration now, so not them.

31/8/2025, 8:18:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:49:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

The CIA has the chance to do something very funny.

31/8/2025, 7:04:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorta wild that removing security for their favs isn't a red line.

31/8/2025, 2:21:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as swing states are a thing, Republicans and Democrats in Congress will never take back this power.

31/8/2025, 1:50:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't even need the popular vote to do whatever you want. That should have been obvious 25 years ago.

31/8/2025, 1:03:25 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

They really are the Simpsons "we hate life and ourselves" meme.

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31/8/2025, 12:59:45 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

He thinks my trans family members shouldn't have equal rights. Seems like a good reason.

31/8/2025, 12:54:31 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm in WA. Nominees don't even campaign in my state because my vote doesn't matter.

31/8/2025, 12:53:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Incredible that the presidential election is over 3 years away and liberals are already finding ways to blame the left for losing again.

31/8/2025, 12:42:31 PM | 70 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Replayed the first one last year and despite all its flaws I'm a little piggy for that Fallout style slop.

31/8/2025, 5:03:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It sucks so bad our native blackberries don't produce the volume that inferior invasive do.

31/8/2025, 3:17:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social)

iD software built a video game empire based on games about nazis actually believing in weird occult shit. What are you talking about?

31/8/2025, 3:09:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

Every right wing podcaster under 40

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31/8/2025, 2:58:15 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has OP even played Return to Castle Wolfenstein? smh

31/8/2025, 2:52:52 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:37:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last film I watched with Oliver Reed. Wife and I are also big fans of him in The Brood. Haven't seen Gladiator in years but most of my memories are "Damn, the alcoholic rugby player is acting circles around these guys"

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31/8/2025, 1:55:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Musta missed this boss last time I played Fallout 1.

31/8/2025, 1:50:05 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I usually go to the subreddits that have boobs or Breaking Bad memes.

31/8/2025, 1:37:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give her two days before she blames long covid or some shit for this.

31/8/2025, 1:36:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think the word "plutocrat" is what was blacked out here?

31/8/2025, 1:35:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think Jews are censoring the internet?

31/8/2025, 1:31:38 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reply parent

I would simply post an example of real internet censorship instead of a 4chan post that's using the word k*k*

31/8/2025, 1:30:59 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quit bragging

31/8/2025, 1:17:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:04:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How does Wonder Showzen only have one like? I thought bsky was a retirement home for elder millennials.

31/8/2025, 12:57:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dudes rock

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31/8/2025, 12:32:16 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude was asleep through all of Fury Road at full volume. His ass does not appreciate cinema!

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30/8/2025, 10:36:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got a few of their albums from my dad but they were all bought in the south so the babes are removed lol

30/8/2025, 7:49:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having a big tent means welcoming the racist gun nut who gives us false hope.

30/8/2025, 7:44:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:58:19 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:30:09 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just saw a pico de gallo recipe with cabbage and garlic in it. Think I'm gonna throw up.

30/8/2025, 6:08:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't say I've ever met an antivaxxer that seemed intelligent.

30/8/2025, 5:27:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KOTH Screens (@kothscreens.bsky.social) reposted

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 6
30/8/2025, 5:19:09 PM | 136 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:11:08 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ADA officers easily the rudest dudes when I plugged our detachment's services in Iraq. Guess I'd be mad too if I got stuck with convoy security after learning all that air defense shit.

30/8/2025, 4:55:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does Texas still refuse to take the Medicaid expansion? There's like 10(?) states just leaving fed money on the table because they hate poor people.

30/8/2025, 3:30:53 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a decent chunk of this site that will call you a genocidal monster or elitist for pointing out that police and military spending aren't nearly as large as healthcare and that states cannot print money. I've lived in rural WA most of my life and I'm not thrilled about this situation.

30/8/2025, 3:14:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy's breaking all the rules

30/8/2025, 7:37:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ron paul happening dot gif

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30/8/2025, 6:59:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They call it fire because they're a buncha hotheads. ayyyy

30/8/2025, 6:50:54 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duke of New York, A Number One.

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30/8/2025, 6:07:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nymag.com/intelligence... Not a fan of "muh norms" talk but Biden's elderly DoD Secretary went AWOL for a few days for prostate surgery and everybody just quit caring a week later, even Republicans. We are a country run by nursing home patients.

30/8/2025, 6:06:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:56:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now rw

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30/8/2025, 3:59:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How did Homer know?

30/8/2025, 3:36:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When they played that at green ramp at Bragg when my unit came back from Iraq I wanted to turn around and go back.

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