He sent his kids to get free food several times meaning he didn't have to buy any on their holiday.
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He sent his kids to get free food several times meaning he didn't have to buy any on their holiday.
Nothing? NOTHING, TRA LA LAAA?
Through a window.
I've had five girlfriends called Sarah. Yeah, that IS a bit weird I guess.
Oh it's good. Forcing myself to stop otherwise we'd be looking at an all nighter.
What's Nate The Hate saying about it?
At last...!
And PS5, and Xbox... Imagine the GTA VI release...
Ah ok, I just saw your own reply referencing that... 🤦🏻
I must admit I glanced at that and thought you'd set up an indoor grow tent 😆
I bought this for Switch for a tenner years back and still haven't got round to it. I think I played about 30 minutes but never went back. I keep meaning to...
Is there a release date yet?? I've got every one of the 'interactive timeline' releases so far and they're so good, even for series I have no massive love for (like Mortal Kombat!) Will still be buying this.
Twat.
Oh yeah, I see your point. Yes I doubt anyone already frozen is going to be making a comeback.
Try marmite and bacon. It's good.
I don't know, it might be possible one day. I don't imagine stone age people ever thought we'd go to the moon.
IT'S THUNDERING AND LIGHTNINGING! I FUCKING LOVE THUNDER AND LIGHTNING! ⛈️ ⚡
Interestingly, none of the Carry On films are in my top ten 'films that might be too long if they weren't brilliant' list.
Hot damn, you're right! God knows why that popped in to my head yesterday. Just looked at the Wiki, it's definitely that, thanks!
And then empty them over your laptop.
Can anyone remember an 80s or 90s film where a WW2 pilot (I think) either accidentally ends up in the future or gets frozen in time and emerges in present day? I'm sure I didn't imagine it but can't find anything online at all (it's not an episode of Amazing Stories, or Biggles).
Agree to disagree. Some of my favourites are well over two hours and don't feel bloated at all. It's not about the length, it's how you use it. Innuendo entirely unintentional.
There's a movie idea in here somewhere about vampires and the only way to keep them at bay is with flags and bunting and the country goes flag crazy. I've not thought it all through yet. Plus I don't make movies. But still.
There are plenty of incredible films over two hours long. That argument is nonsense.
I might be miles wide of the mark here, but I'm not sure turning the seats in to toilets was a serious proposition.
You have two options here. The first is to exercise some personal restraint. There isn't actually a second option. Do you need to drink constantly as if you're on a drip at work and home, or do you sometimes find you might be able to go two, maybe even three hours without a drink?
So he can watch his still beating heart be donated to someone who needs it more.
If it's much cheaper why do so many shit corner shops refuse card transactions under a fiver and claim every card transaction costs them money?
Fuck off, mate.
I like to watch it now and then and love the World Cup/Euros. Would struggle to name a single player for the club I loosely 'support' and the minute people start talking about specific players, transfers or tactics, I'm out. Unless it's England at the World Cup. Then I'm Sir Alf, reincarnate.
Still seething that they randomly locked the mini crossword behind the paywall.
Also mainly so they can see how hard we fucking work and are not just moaning about nothing.
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?
That is unfortunate. I will let their landlord know in the morning.
I got my phone out to record it, and, it instantly stopped. So there. That's my story of what happened today.
I thought maybe one of the children was hiding behind it and pushing and pulling it but I looked and nobody was, they were all still in the kitchen down the hallway. I don't believe in ghosts. It's all absolute nonsense, but it was so weird. No idea what was causing it! 🤔
All of a sudden the door to the living room started opening and closing. Not like blowing in the wind, literally going from fully shut to fully open, back and forth. Even clicking in to the door latch. Did it about ten times in all.
I was sitting in the living room on my own waiting for the children to finish eating, literally nobody else in there, they were all in the kitchen with mum. Maybe about five minutes I was waiting in all.
Right. I don't believe in ghosts, in fact it's not even about believing in ghosts, they objectively do not exist. But here... This really crazy thing happened earlier on an assessment visit...
This is actually a really cool idea.
I did not know you had a new book coming out! (Left Twitter ages back, only just realised you were over here too). Great news!
That's not an opinion.
I suppose it depends entirely on how you're holding the phone and where you are in proximity to the plug socket. I'm literally sat in my car right now with my phone plugged in and the exact opposite applies 🤷
This makes no sense at all, Ken. If the cable is coming out the top whilst using the phone then there's far less risk of the cable bending against you whilst you use the phone. As it is now, the cable normally gets bent around the phone, away from you. Seems fairly logical to me.
It wouldn't put more strain on their cables. It would put less, if anything.
Well I must admit I'm still using pre-made dough, the Pizza Express brand. Each pack is £1.90 and makes two bases, but you still have to knead it and stretch it etc. I want to try making my own, this was only the fourth time using the outdoor oven, but own dough is my next goal...
Raised crust, cheese bubbles, perfect charring... Yeah I'm getting preeeeeetty good at making pizza, and I'll punch anyone on the nose who says I'm not.
No St. George flags in the window. Low tolerance for bigotry. Friendly atmosphere. Inclusive. You know. All the usual woke™ stuff.
That's exactly what I thought when I got to it 😆
Yeah, no dip switch support. Neo Geo games didn't have them at a hardware level, but Evercade are 'supposedly' working on something. Given how long it took for dip switch support I'm not holding my breath. I wasn't interested in Roguecraft but seen too many people saying it's great now...
Oh the rest of the game is just as long as the first section. And there's a third section... Took me around 15-18 hours in total. There are some really fun exploits in the second and third sections, can win battles with one card a lot of the time.
Yeah never understood this. I'd wish everything on my worst enemy.
Wow, just discovered a new channel to watch, thanks! Always cool to find an established channel you've never heard of with loads of stuff to watch!
Nooooo! I was exactly the same, but stick with it. It's still a lot of fun... I was up and down on this game like no other I've played, but glad I played it all the way through (the first section is the best though, there's no denying).
The Tempest layer (900) in Donkey Kong Bananza is absolutely the worst layer in the game (so far). Good god, it's tedious and just not fun to play. Absolute slog getting through this one.
They can't. You have to be 18+ regardless.
What's stopping you?
I'd be more than happy with a handheld PS4 to be honest.
Less rumours, more action.
He'd not heard of the 4 man draft? Games court? You don't need those kind of people in your life, Samuel.
I think the Namco carts did randomly start working on the VS recently - whether they still do, not sure.
Yikes.
Better than taking them down CEX.
How do you get mugged for 30 grand?
Save your PDF bank statements, open them in Word, change it to whatever you like, print. Easy.
I'll deliver my oft-repeated story when given half a chance. Once in Tesco I saw a child pick up a book and ask their mum for it. The mum replied: "FIVE QUID!?! I'M NOT PAYING THAT FOR A BOOK!! YOU CAN GET A DVD FOR THAT!!" So yes. I concur. Humanity is fucked.
Fuck yeah! Taking credit for this 👀 you're welcome, everyone.
British Bulldog's first ever televised wrestling match, aged 15. Literal children in the ring, incredible 😆 youtu.be/8NaAznfHdsk
I've had that for over 30 years 😐
Did you *have* to tell the police you'd done a shit whilst he was lying there?
Same here, I've had 6p in a HSBC savings account for over 20 years now. I actually tried to transfer some money to it recently and they wouldn't let me, said it was a dead account. I want my 6p.
Nice. Nice looking book for the shelf, too!
He also has a stutter. Your audio player is not malfunctioning.
If you've never seen or heard anything about him, just check some out. Described by Stewart Lee as the greatest stand up of all time, his work transcends the medium, as wanky as that sounds. Have a look on Bandcamp, download the cheapest show, and enjoy.
This year he launched a subscription service called An Accumulation Of Failure. For all intents and purposes, a Patreon, at £5 a month. New stuff is uploaded monthly and features audio/video shows never previously available anywhere except on a live stage. www.danielkitson.com/an-accumulat...
For some time the only place to get his stuff was via Bandcamp. There are a few shows on there available at very low costs, and I urge you to check out The Ballad Of Roger And Grace, a story collaboration with Gavin Osborn. It's incredible, but they all are. danielkitson.bandcamp.com
Daniel Kitson: A Thread. Daniel Kitson is a stand up comedian, and in that field, he is peerless. But he is also a masterful storyteller and some of his best shows are story shows. He appeared in Phoenix Nights; a decision he regrets and has not a single good word to say about Peter Kay.
Interesting, I'd assumed they'd be bigger AND cheaper.
I don't normally watch WWE Raw, but had a look at this week's just because it was filmed in Birmingham up the road. The British crowd is hilarious, literally singing like a football crowd and chanting "YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD" 😆 Way livelier than the usual US crowd.
Hey, is Disco Elysium very replayable? I loved my first play through a couple of years ago and been thinking about a second go, but feel like I did pretty much every side quest available to me the first time round. I can't see how it would change much.
The Last Of Us season 3?
They're not unrealistic in Australia, though. Everyone has big houses there. Or they do on Neighbours, anyway.
Absolutely livid they've now locked the mini crossword behind the paywall, mind.
Absolutely not. Ever.
Far too easy today. Connections Puzzle #808 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
Could you confirm whether the NeoGeo cart has dip switch support or not? Thanks :)
Fuck me, what a wanker 🤣 blocking this prick.
Cool, been wanting to play Psychonauts 2 and cancelled my Gamepass ages ago.
Agreed. My thing is buying an album and you might not like it much at first but you kept listening because you'd bought it and it eventually became a real favourite. Now a band releases an album I don't immediately love so just don't listen to it again. And I realise that's on me (and most people).
Ok, perhaps that's it.
Strange thing to get worked up about mate. Fine to disagree about stuff.
I've never been accused of being a snob 🤣 I drink lager, I don't drink spirits, rarely drink wine, have no interest in IPAs or bitter - I'm saying that all lager basically tastes the same to me. Sorry if that offended you, I guess 🤷
When my sister got married at the point where they asked that, I tickled my then 3 year old son, sitting on my lap. He screamed out and everyone turned and looked whilst I told him to shush.
I am. You have to. If you don't, they'll get you.
All lager basically tastes the same. Unless it's a stronger one, which tastes even worse. I had a pint of Bones recently which might be the only actually nice lager I've ever tasted.
Well of course he does, the insufferable cunt.
