They should make a Jewish Rizzler who talks in that voice.
Order the dang Doughboys comic at BeOurKids.com Writing Credits: Doughboys: The Comic Book, Rick and Morty for Oni Press, Diablo Comic, The Onion News Network, Bowieverse. These things are resumes sometimes, it's fine.
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They should make a Jewish Rizzler who talks in that voice.
im the pants shit man
The words I've heard most from publishers over the last 6 or 7 years are "we love this but we don't know how to market it" Why are you publishing books if you don't know how to market something you love?
oscar the grouch made some great points about everyone shutting the hell up. he will be missed
yo this frankenstein's got bde!!!!!
The liberal version of Trump emptily not accepting his paycheck is a tweet that's just funny enough.
How do I untag myself.
Unfortunately, I think the answer is we don't.
strange. fabric doesn't normally fall like that across an arm.
everyone that responds to me frames it this way, when in fact the people responding are the ones saying this. When someone says "I won't vote for Newsom if he's the nominee" and someone replies "YOU HAVE TO!!!!" who is the one demanding their nominee?
They should make a computer that makes vulnerable, isolated people really good at dancing instead of what they’re doing now
My opinion on any comedy institution ebbs and flows depending on how likely they are to hire me. I think Rick and Morty is better than All in the Family. The 2009 Onion contributing writers rosters is better than the 90's Bulls. At basketball no less.
Four comic book panels/pages you live with #comicsdna as the hashtag, alright, what's up, let's go.
There should be a trigger warning if the comedy is really bad. Like if it's safe but it just kind of sucks I just want to be warned ahead of time. Should have done this for this post but it's too late.
if The Simpsons made any jokes like this about Disney today, Bob Iger would have snipers stationed outside of Matt Groening's house
Keep those jokes coming!
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Still not convinced.
oh wow he IS dead sorry i meant mark twain i thought he was alive because i am stupid and i bet the mob guys from caught stealing he is and now they're after me im fucked
Here’s a creepy thing: I just randomly looked up a guy I had a crush on in 9th grade on Instagram (also creepy?) and Instagram AI said: I don’t have any recent information on ____ but their address is _____ and provided a whole street address? Wtf world have we accidentally agreed to?
Honestly the development of broken-up non-centralized platforms with their own identities is probably a healthy step for the world. It brings down the temperature a tad on the idea of being constantly exposed to shit you hate, which has been degrading to the human experience.
Why is he so threatened by this place. Who gives a shit. Go on Tucker Carlson and complain about it.
Hey remember the ACAB includes teachers guy? Well he lives inside the internet now. He spilled Mountain Dew on his computer and he lives inside the internet. Watch out for that virus dude! Whoa!
lol
It makes me so sad he doesn't have anyone close to him to warn against doing these things. Just a bad car and career move.
It's not far off. I think an even shittier car would be better if you're going to degrade my friend Sonic like this.
at no point did we defund the police. it's important when we talk about defunding the police to note it never actually happened. would it work? we don't know! but merely phrasing the idea succinctly incited a reactionary backlash that put fascists in charge of all 3 branches of government. curious!
I don't know why Sonic is driving a car in the new game. Feels like he doesn't need one. Feels like it would slow him down.
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It's just "Doughboys Issue 2" listen 25 times? I mean, I guess I agree... Cover by @fredcstresing.bsky.social . Buy here? IDK: beourkids.com/collections/...
Mr Trump approaches the podium
If computers weren't invented Spielberg wouldn't make Ready Player One, he'd make an all dog parody of Battleship Potemkin where the baby in the stroller would be a poodle. Just one of many things this accursed tech ruined for us. It also made you read this joke. Sucks.
yo its me citizen kane im about to teach these fellas to dunk!!!!!!
For what? For jacking off in a Borat movie?
There is a whole class of pseudo-leftists who have decided that what radicalizes people is experiencing the mildest discomfort. They are just telling on themselves.
The first thing this place did was try to cancel Dril. Let's not pretend this place is good, it's just good compared to Nazis.
Alright, everyone, settle down. Twitter is bad but this doesn't make Bluesky "good", let's relax.
reading this felt like discovering one of those tribes of people who have had no contact with the outside world
fellas, we all been there, don't worry trump u can crash at the y as da lady gets over it
It's a big toy!!!!
How many people know what Bluesky is. The biggest accounts on here have like 200k followers. It's a small site folks!
We love this site and its thriving twerp ecosystem.
Every now and then I pop in to see what’s going on here and then I see something like this and I’m like “ok nvm”
Letterer Appreciation Day! Here is some Daniel Clowes lettering:
They should let Will Smith slap another guy .
Dang!! Hmm! No idea then. Different rowdy cop antics then.
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Another random TCJ person keeps liking these every few minutes, to which I say: Review the Doughboys comic! Message me! I'll give you the scoop! It's the best thing since the Marvel Memorial issue where Dr. Doom cries so hard he gets sick!!!
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
when pokemon go came out the entire world found joy in the same thing and i think only one other event could replicate that
It’s a little weird to demand people vote for a candidate as a necessary lesser evil three years before you even know if they’re going to be the candidate
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
(Sees Trump and Guliani both drinking a Panera Strawberry Lemonade) no...
Dey should ban em
The best social media site was always the 2000's-2010's TCJ comments section, where a gen x cartooning legend would get into it with a 14 year old over whether or not underground comics should be allowed to be reprinted or whatever.
I still don't know what an NPC is outside of a video game, and those folks run culture now, idk.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you
Pressuring everyone to vote for Newsom before he even announced his candidacy kind of gives up the game.
Netanyahu is restricting aid trucks into Gaza—the best way to get food to starving people there—so Jordan is delivering some with air drops. The Jordanians said @merkley.senate.gov & I could join one of those flights to see the devastation, but Israel denied authorization for our scheduled flight.
it's disgusting they let nerds marry
Wow Trump is alive, his massive bloated shit filled carcass went golfing, when he opened his mouth his body rejected his tongue and it went flyin, but he is alive.
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
If they vote blue no matter who, wouldn't it make more sense to run a far leftists for the people who are more choosy? Like they already said they'll vote for whomever! Sounds like they shouldn't run the guy who just appeals to those folks!
just planting my flag in the sand now, publicly, so no one can say it was a surprise. i will not be voting for a candidate who does this. if you want my dirty communist vote so fucking badly, run someone else
not voting for this guy for jack shit find someone else for your lil 2028 election
Also very telling that rather than talk to Friedland like a person he keeps doing little asides and the Jim Halpert face. The internet boiled the millenial brain, we're done.
Ritchie Torres sucks, Adam Friedland opens up in a very raw and real way. Torres keeps deploying one liners that would work on CNN and sounds insane here. Bad journalism got us to this moment in a manner we don't even think about anymore, so it's good to hear this and realize that.
A canonical episode of podcasting I think.
Evolution is when a fish grows hands, and that gets him alllll the pussy.
It’s the freakin weekend
When the bed bugs can't get me down
The entire internet is for weird racist conservatives, we're here because we're sick of them, that some rich dude is complaining about that shows maybe they're kind of fucking stupid.
You only see value in things that are monetized, don't you? Community has no meaning for you unless you can make money from it in some way...
"I tell ya, the newspaper is never going to make money unless it lets me run an ad of a big swastika. Who me? Just a dumbass, don't worry."
Some rich guy on here posting about BlueSky going out of business if it keeps allowing leftists to make fun of rich people, forgetting that maybe serving a loyal audience instead of one moneyed dipshit used to be how businesses made money in general.
they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again
When you do an antisemitism to score points on the jews
Fuck I love this guy. He's a breath of fresh air. #Resist
Yes. The most pathetic part: buddy if I had this much money I’d be building Disneyland in my backyard, I wouldn’t be trying to win the respect of a 30 something bored Bluesky poster!! Not great!
He awakens in a cold sweat, imagining having 2 billion instead of 4 billion.
Oppose Trump all you want, three ghosts are still coming to mess with you on Christmas.
A certain rich guy who shares a name with a cigar shared the harassing messages that made him want to quit Bluesky and one just told him he should be taxed more lol
they think they can just erase trans joy and trans freedom. they can't. they can make things a lot harder and more painful. but that joy and that freedom is not theirs to take and it is incumbent on all good people to say so.
(clears throat for a perfect impression of mr bill as Elvis) oh noooo
Kenan is floating out to sea. He is in international waters. Bowen Yang has taken over as Steve Higgins' son.
I need more SNL news. Lorne work through the weekend and fire four more people.
I could not fucking care less if my actual life depended on it
These are the guys who got Colbert canceled. Ya know. It’s obvious they suck but ya know.
Evolution is when a fish grows hands, and that gets him alllll the pussy.
Check out LONG STORY SHORT the new Netflix animated comedy (from the team behind BOJACK HORSEMAN) with a 100% rotten tomatoes 🍅 score! I voice some characters in episode 105, and I’m proud of this project 😌
I mean, sounds like a good role for a hapless celebrity doing his best!!!!
Breaking up Good Neighbor is a historical unforced error. Dumb guy logic. Taking a thing that works and smashing it with your fist lazily.
Lorne Michaels managing the Beatles and putting it all on Ringo. "The people want Ringo" he mumbles, firing McCartney.
I want to see every Democratic senator and representative exhibit, at the very least, the level of courage being shown by the CDC staffers who are walking out in protest.
Snort laughed at work
Maybe they'll eventually regain their nerve, but for the moment, JB Pritzker appears to have single-handedly spooked the Trump administration into backing down with one 12-minute speech.
As much loose leathery skin as the human body can carry.
