Growing up one of my true sporting heroes. Along with Daley Thompson.
Live in the UK, fan of Chicago Bears, Harlequins RFC, MotoGP and being excellent to each other.
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Growing up one of my true sporting heroes. Along with Daley Thompson.
Hey, you will absolutely hit it out of the park.
But the wise men of Gotham only pretended to be fools.
In his case I'm thinking NFI stands for no fucking interest.
Actually this is eerily similar to Quartararo in yesterday's sprint.
The whole season has been a procession.
The bigger a gobshite you are, the more likely this government will listen to you.
For me, the content isn't as important as the tone of the coverage. Discuss and analyse whatever happens with Da Bears but let's all keep it in perspective. Keep a sense of humour and the ability to laugh at ourselves as well as the Packers.
Hey it works for the Jets.
I think that's awfully generous to Putin. That's a man who definitely gives out the small dick vibe.
My alcohol consumption is most definitely not down.
Unless a huge darts tournament is set up in the US, that is likely to be the only use of Dartmania in human history.
Is that not a personal foul?
On a scale of 1 - 10 with 10 being the worst, how bad did Joe Milton look for the Cowboys?
Was that his mother?
He's nailed on for the new room at Canton. Pre-season HoF.
Fair enough. If the rest of the league rates him as high as the media, then he'll command a high price.
Then trade him. See what the market thinks he's worth.
He's an elite professional athlete. When he's treated and paid as an elite professional athlete, he will be working out and playing.
Working hard is a good example. Prioritising work over family is not.
RIP Ozzy.
I love the smell of sanctimony in the morning.
Amen
On a totally unrelated topic the trophies are hideous. Unless there's a celebratory BBQ after mounted skewers are naff.
Is there a genuine issue with turn 1 that needs addressing?
If a race is red flagged for a crash then any riders involved in it are excluded from the results. Otherwise whoever is leading at 2/3rds race distance will just drop the bike in the gravel and stay down apparently injured.
If he's not then it's FUBAR.
It is also known for being below average when not at home and when the weather is not perfect.
I'd confiscate bad drivers cars and make them drive a penalty car in the style of an 80s Lada Riva with hazard warning bad driver livery. drive that ok for 6 months and you get your own car back.
I'm guessing you may not want to hear this, but when that happened to me, I was deported to Rwanda.
His NIL money is going to be huge.
Bad hair day but for the very best of reasons.
The crotch slider. Not just the next safety equipment but also the next sponsorship opportunity. Only Fans and Monster will be all over it.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis...
You too my friend.
Thanks for making me laugh on a Friday after a long week.
Great stuff. Love it.
Wow. Are you like the King?
Exactly. They find plastic magical and are still looking for the plant it comes from.
Just remember to pronounce it Burr-min-um. Like the original.
Down with this sort of thing.
You considered Onlyfans?
Personally my mother does that.
Could have saved that Xmas cracker joke for the Boxing Day Ashes test.
The anagram sounds like the title of the latest reality dating show.
Tim Tebow
I totally fucked the poor.
Surely there's a rich vein of jokes to mine from Arizona.
I know I'm just an ignorant limey. But it's just a number. I don't give a fuck.
Bogie Nights.
All quit on the western front.
Pity there's just one for sale. Would be better as a pair.
Is the gorilla Grodd?
Fubar.
May I add The Princess Bride and Labyrinth into the mix?
Old wisdom: Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide. John Adams, letter, 15 April 1814
Old Wisdom: If anyone feels secure, satisfied with what he thinks of as his established position in life, he is a fool. The forces that control our lives are as unpredictable as the behaviour of idiots. There is no such thing as certain happiness. Euripodes c.415BC
Sacrilege. The holy trinity is beer, pizza and football. Here endeth the lesson.
I'm assuming that's a yes to the ring question. Even if you say your words were taken out of context.
Firstly, I wondered if Dara anticipated a link to erotic French literature. Now I'm wondering if he wears a Triskelion ring.
To prepare cut in half remove the stone and white inner skin. Peel off the outer skin if eating raw, but leave on if cooking (slip it off later). Vanilla or lemon and rosewater syrup go with loquats. Unripe loquats make jams and jellies.
As a total guess, given the location close to modern Istanbul, it's a jibe at Alexandria and the Pharos lighthouse.
I like "I have Estonian dessert powder two." How many Estonian dessert powders are there? What's wrong with number 2? Is it a slur on Angel Delight?
Have you tried keeping the chocolate chips in the freezer? Ice cold they should set better in the melted chocolate. Just make sure they are in an airtight container or they can go a bit funky.
Caution is the child of experience but not the parent of the future.
The first 3 hours would be Brian trying to persuade Jerry that his first name isn't Marty. The final 2 hours would be Jerry trying to persuade Brian to change it to Marty.
Probably overexcited about 6 wins in a row. A loss will sort it out.
Unbeaten in 2025.
Before I sink ever deeper into my bottle of christmas rum. Merry Christmas to you all. I hope you all have a wonderful time.
The Alas Cowboys does have a certain ring to it. Not a SB ring though.
This is Fenella from the UK. Ready for Christmas.
The headline. I see what you did there.
It's almost as if given time and patience plus a degree of decent coaching a high draft QB considered hugely talented could have some success. Radical.
Admirable to be more dog in your outlook. Just don't extend it to personal grooming.
It happened.
Does a Bears shit in the woods? Yes, but not as often as the Bears head coach shits on the field.
Plus the longer he stays the higher the draft pick.
If Matt Eberflus isn’t fired tomorrow, then Poles should also be fired at the end of the season
Eberflus version. All shit.
14 days later. Ditto. Ditto #FireEberflus #Bears
On the bright side Eberflus screwed the pooch so badly that even the Bears mismanagement can't keep him.
Any other Bears fan wondering how they're going to find a new way to break our hearts?
This game is the full Eberflus experience.
If you're going to break all the going to bed rules then take a packet of biscuits next time.
The thing about Matt Eberflus is that he's a shit HC.
Been a tough couple of days for you on the sporting front. Don't take it too hard. Just get pissed.
Genius. Spreading the cap hit over multiple years is one thing, but that is taking it to the max.
There are numerous choices I could make that would harm my physical or mental well-being, and fortunately, I have family and friends who would stage an intervention and try to save me from myself. Except for being a Bears fan. I'm on my own with that.
Make it Irish. It's OK on a Monday morning.
But you did remember the coffee. Silver linings.