I'd be worried that if I tried to use my elbow to help remove someone else's earwax they'd think I was doing some Muay Thai type thing. "Stay still, I'm trying to help you!"
I'd be worried that if I tried to use my elbow to help remove someone else's earwax they'd think I was doing some Muay Thai type thing. "Stay still, I'm trying to help you!"
There's too much police dog brutality. PC Fido get a commendation (and a bone!) for biting a burglar, but did Fido read that poor man his rights? Did he know for sure that was the burglar not just some bloke minding his business climbing a ladder over someone's fence with a bag of jewellery? No.
Ok but your elbow isn't really going to remove much ear wax is it?
Or Kid Rock.
Just photoshop in Stephen Miller and Speaker Johnson's heads.
He'll need a song. I imagine some MAGA country star is working on one right now.
"He hadn't heard of Russell Brand." - Well, there's hope for the youth yet.
She's gonna end up in witness protection when that plant doesn't get built.
The page sharing the same status as the suspect and evidence.
But they really really enjoyed the pat on the head and cookie they got from the White House for it...
Because BBC higher-ups consider his the "right" (pardon the pun I suppose) sort of bias.
Remember folks if that person looks familiar to you...they don't look familiar to you
OR some low level but ambitious little turd at the FBI or ATF leaked the information to the press in the hope of getting noticed for finding the evidence the regime wants in the hope of being rewarded.
Did we expect anything else from Kash Patel's gutted Federal Bureau of Idiots and the ATF, who at this point seems likely to consist of people who just really like alcohol, tobacco and firearms rather than any actually competent agents?
For the house or for the cat?
The replies on X to the FBI's call for help IDing the Charlie Kirk shooting suspect is made up mainly of people either blaming trans people or doing shitty internet detective work. Also lots of terrible attempts to use LLMs to enhance the images.
Assumed that was what the mystery Walter Reed trip in his first term was about. Would explain much.
And there was me expecting a Sam Hyde meme.
Is it that weird though, I mean Italians presumably do it with espresso pucks before they empty the knock box.
And then the pogroms will begin. That's what they're cooking up.
Where does their obsession with the idea of people writing shit on bullets come from?
Yeah that sounds like absolute bullshit. "Sources" including Kash Patel's ass or some incel freak who posted it on twitter for a laugh?
"Biology doesn't listen to ideology" says someone who clearly listens only to ideology and clearly wouldn't pass a grade school biology exam.
Have people started suggesting Stephen Yaxley-Lennon for Ambassador yet?
Peter Mandelson, dejectedly climbs into his coffin for the long sleep til next time he's awoken.
Have to assume it's because Starmer wants them to suck up to Trump.
And it makes you fear they'll fit up a scapegoat that's useful politically.
Have you seriously never seen The Usual Suspects?
You missed something he said: -Ouch.
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
"Quick, we need to post a condolence message on twitter about Charlie Kirk, saying you know, he'll be missed..." "...by racists?" "By racists whose votes we want" "Ah. I see." "And make sure it also says something about continuing his good work" "Stirring up racial hatred and violence?" "Er...yeah?"
Two Democratic legislators were shot, along with their spouses. Even their dog was shot. One had to dive on top of their child to protect them. Trump didn’t attend the funeral. There was no widespread condemnation of political violence. The culture must change and gun control is long overdue
They're *always* convinced a shooter is hard-left until of course it's found they're either a MAGA-adjacent white dude, a incel edgelord nutter or conspiracy theory fruitbat. Given Kirk backed Trump on Epstein despite his followers being very much opposed...I mean, there's other motives right?
Netanyahu prayed for him. That fucker loved his nazi ass, they wouldn't be offing him.
Yeah, great one Yvette and Kier, just express regret about the death of a US white supremacist who's been trying to stir up race hate over here too. FFS.
He's just wondering why someone used a gun rather than push Kirk out of a window.
Don't recall him doing the same for the Hortmans
I'm sorry, Netanyahu is praying for him? WTAF? Some friends you have there Charlie...
By people entirely unconcerned about two Democratic politicians being murdered a short time ago. It's grotesque.
Fate, it seems has a keen sense of irony.
Feel sad for the bullet. It didn't deserve that.
Pretty sure Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem would have a different opinion of that.
The fuck is he wearing that hat for? Does he think he's in Montana?
Article 4 has been triggered 7 times before. 5 of them have been from Turkey complaining about something to do with Syria.
Serving in the Airforce stationed in Germany I think.
Yeah that's a whole other story, similar to Gaetz and Nestor.
He does not mean "the US", he means Trump, because he and his underlings believe the one is now indivisible from the other.
Puppets don't tend to say much when the puppeteer isn't controlling them.
I'm sorry what the fuck is the "Enhanced Games"? Wasn't this a joke by a comedian about wanting to see athletes do more drugs and run 100m in 3 seconds or something? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/swimmi...
There's a new Dan Brown book out apparently. I'd rather read that because at least it's funny bad not infuriating bad.
Recall Russia stating on 16 Feb 2022 that wars in Europe rarely start on a Wednesday.
If Poland etc are having to engage and shoot down Russian drones in their airspace then obviously at some point they might decide that having those drones fall on their territory with the risk of damage from the debris is undesirable when they could engage them *before* they cross the border.
Wait, the cheque joke guy did this?
It's Thor offing an admittedly quite small Frost Giant.
NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.
On a burner phone his son doesn't know he has.
Trump is "not happy". Do we have a way to measure that? Is it more or less happy than when he was confronted with protesters at his dinner outing last night? Can we quantify his unhappiness through the number of ketchup bottles thrown at the wall or innocent people bombed in a boat?
Meaning Russia learned what they what to.
GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
If he did, I bet her face didn't thaw.
It's going to be a McDonald's right?
Gymnastics balance beam fixed to the fuselage in case anyone thinks wing walking is for pussies.
She shoulda called him a bitch @marisakabas.bsky.social
No. There are standards... www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lpN...
The micropenis version of an elephant's trunk.
"Asiatic kin" sounds a bit...iffy.
He probably sends women worm pics unsolicited.
Can't put your hand on your heart if it's already withered away to dust.
Why would they care about blame? They have a job for life. Unless the economy tanks and it harms their shareholdings, it makes no difference to them.
Phwoar etc.
He's worried about his plane.
Jeeeezus. 🤢🤮
Israel bombing Turkey being how we discover NATO Article 5 is bullshit would be wild I guess. Let's hope we don't go there.
Wasn't Bagpuss really depressing? How's that going to work as a Paddington style movie?
Pretty clear indication of who the Trump Administration consider their friends to be and that Russian and Chinese disinfo is in-line with their interests.
Sure he can, he learned it when he extorted them for a free 747.
Jared Kushner's business interests and that fucking plane should be about to go through some things.
I misread that as "epicly hung" and frankly that was even worse.
Nah, Joe Biden ordered SEAL Team Six to use the secret time machine at DARPA to travel back and plant evidence besmirching President Trump and if Stephen Miller ever finds the machine then the Nazis will win WWII.
Did wonder that given Malaria was associated with Epstein before meeting Trump, but the woman in question (though not named) was quoted as saying she didn't know the guy and frankly if it had been Trump's wife, journos would have said so.
They've put yup more flags and fucking bunting than during the World Cup or the Queen's Jubilee for no reason other than it being silly season for racist bellends.
UK judges don't use gavels so it's a bit meh in it's imagery. Also, frankly it's the Home Secretary at fault not the judges in this case.
"But mah mysterious Russian soul!?"
Starmer isn't going to fight our corner, he's the damned towel.
Mandelson's gay though, so presumably he was just a shameless sycophant hanging around the pedos with blinkers on pretending not to notice it all seemed a bit odd, rather than an actual participant?
Jason Kelce: "Uh ok. TMI. I just called to see if you guys wanted to come over for lunch"
It ain't *if*, it's *when* that happens. SCOTUS is an accessory to the end of free and fair elections in the US. You can bet they'll be arresting African Americans by that point as well.
Because *reasons. *Donald Trump needs to keep Epstein off the lips of his supporters and Stephen Miller has looked so so sad since his wife banged Elon Musk and left him with only his cum tribute photos of Eva Braun.
"will lead to the "creation of [] a second-class citizenship status" for Latinos" - Stephen Miller isn't going to stop at Latinos. For him all non-white Americans are fair game for his White Supremacist war.
"as for stops of those individuals...the questioning is typically brief" - yeah but the accompanying detention isn't it Brett?
The conservative hacks have just proven beyond all doubt that they are absolutely on the side of Miller in his white supremacist project to remove millions of Americans from the country.
Trump would be demanding revisions to the Auschwitz Museum to make it more positive if it happened to be in the US.
But which gets applause from all the very worst people in the media.
"Don't tell Jeffrey, but I'm a fed!" whispered Donald as he directed the teenaged masseur's head south of his waistband. "Last week he made me service a sweaty prince so..." mumbled the girl, shrugging miserably in reply. "I should get a reward" said Trump, "ha, maybe I'm getting it now"
SBU will find him in Finland and the authorities will look the other way.
Is that a S̶t̶a̶g̶ ̶B̶e̶e̶t̶l̶e̶ Fag Beetle?
The only people who should have one of these (and I mean be *made* to have one) is people who tortured or killed their Tamagotchi in the 90s.
