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Allegedly Joel

@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social

USAF vet, happy husband, former student, overnight McD's manager, and barista.... bi, cat dad, he/him

created March 26, 2024

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Profile picture Arizona Right Watch (@azrww.bsky.social) reposted

Remember when she invited someone to speak at the state Capitol who was infiltrating neo-Nazis and militias and then got that person exposed because there were no privacy measures in place and those very Nazis walked right into the meeting. What I’m saying is she’s always been beyond wack as fuck

2/9/2025, 2:56:02 AM | 77 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Loomis (@erikloomis.bsky.social) reposted

Sad to say, the math doesn't work out here. When Jordon Hudson was 7, Belichick was 56. This is not an exaggeration.

2/9/2025, 2:59:38 AM | 25 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) reposted

When the day comes, I hope the family of Colin Powell has a fitting obit queued up.

SAVE AMERICA PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP - October 19, 2021 - Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America Wonderful to see Colin Powell, who made big mistakes on Iraq and famously, so-called weapons of mass destruction, be treated in death so beautifully by the Fake News Media. Hope that happens to me someday. He was a classic RINO, if even that, always being the first to attack other Republicans. He made plenty of mistakes, but anyway, may he rest in peace!
2/9/2025, 1:39:08 AM | 141 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Kim (김명준) (@danielmkim.bsky.social) reposted

🧵 (lifts hand above head, waves in a horizontal circle) Huddle up, make a school circle, & take a knee, #CookingForLieutenants is in session. Task: cook Boeuf Bourguignon Conditions: your kitchen Standards: see the gif

2/9/2025, 1:12:02 AM | 33 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

1/9/2025, 9:09:50 PM | 6646 982 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted

it'll be funny when the news is like "a nation is mourning" and then can't find a single live shot that doesn't include people very clearly partying their asses off

23/8/2025, 9:43:31 AM | 972 142 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Kim (김명준) (@danielmkim.bsky.social) reposted

Who wanted a #CookingForLieutenants thread on Labor Day? Glory & praise to Freya, your prayers will be answered later tonight. On the menu: beef Bourguignon (beef stew with red wine for you Philistines).

1/9/2025, 9:53:17 PM | 43 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

I let out several different audible “NO”s during this video incredible stuff, you gotta watch the whole thing

1/9/2025, 9:46:30 PM | 1704 255 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CK DexterHaven (@ckshowalter.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Orange Cat Day! Feel free to share your Orange gatos!

Orange cat on an orange background
1/9/2025, 9:43:48 PM | 74 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

14 year Old Lady Kaiju

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1/9/2025, 9:49:14 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Yep a good-faith critique of learning loss would lead to proposals for a massive, New Deal-scale investment in public education. The people pushing the narrative are doing precisely the opposite.

1/9/2025, 6:46:29 PM | 1809 341 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted reply parent

Dems care, and try, and for that are punished. GOP lies, hurts people, doesn't give a shit, and is rewarded.

1/9/2025, 7:59:15 PM | 329 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emissary Of Night | ليلى (@diplomatofnight.com) reposted

I have never seen a single news article about whether or not Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer or Kristen Gillibrand need to assure Muslim New Yorkers that they're against Islamophobia and anti-Arab / anti-Asian bigotry

1/9/2025, 7:38:51 PM | 2042 444 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, one time my wife and I decided to smoke as much weed as we could (not that much, we aren't 23 years old anymore) and have one gummie each, and watch Fantasia. It was the most fun couch night either of us ever had

1/9/2025, 7:56:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted reply parent

Think about it. "Dems were too zealous in trying to prevent the spread of the virus" is, in US politics, a greater disadvantage, a bigger problem, than "Republican lies got hundreds of thousands of Americans killed for no reason." Just a pathetic fucking country. Pathetic.

1/9/2025, 7:32:15 PM | 785 147 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reposted

I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but if you’re off today and decide to stop by a service establishment, please tip extra Non-union workers aren’t getting holiday pay!

1/9/2025, 3:50:19 PM | 103 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember the TV guy, "he's not MY vydas, he's not YOUR vydas, he's AR-Vydas!"

1/9/2025, 5:39:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember the old Dairy Queen glasses?

1/9/2025, 5:36:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

One of my best friends from my time in the Air Force is a Lakers/Cowboys/Doesn't Like Baseball/Auburn football fan

1/9/2025, 5:30:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 4:13:07 PM | 21143 4737 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted

It’s insane and it’s a clear signal that many Dems’ “political instincts” are a flimsy front for neurosis and conflict aversion. They hesitate to lean on the largest protest movements in US history (again this year!) but quake in terror at the slightest hint of right-wing grassroots sentiment.

1/9/2025, 5:26:04 PM | 216 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, I came to the replies to suggest this exact thing and you beat me to it

1/9/2025, 5:26:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

1/9/2025, 5:09:36 PM | 1114 375 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:20:43 PM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Difference between a husky and border collie... 👀😅🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky

1/9/2025, 12:12:49 PM | 14555 2356 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

And if yall are so worried about us on the left saying "no Newsom" does that not figure into if they can win a primary?

1/9/2025, 3:57:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Great! 100% agreed! Stop slamming me for being anti Newsom when we are still in the primary phase?

1/9/2025, 3:54:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh, forgive my typo math

1/9/2025, 3:53:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Also im sympathetic to Chelsea Manning, but I'd be more sympathetic if you didn't join when you knew they hated you and THEN bring a CD in and copy shit and sell it. "I volunteered for the devil and then the devil sucked!" Like, DUH

1/9/2025, 3:52:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

I donated money for Hillary in 16 when I was worried about making rent! 90% of us lefty-types are like us, the other 20% is loudmouths who make us all look bad!

1/9/2025, 3:49:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Apology not necessary but accepted

1/9/2025, 3:30:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

I really think he pulls off the vibe of these guys, to appeal to the *median* voter: (while still appealing to the leftish Wong of the party) youtu.be/kBnnon_iZOM?...

1/9/2025, 3:29:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

(Also, fuck Ed Snowden)

1/9/2025, 3:27:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

OK, this is good. We strategically believe the same, but we see the *tactical* situation differently. And 3 years out, there's plenty of time for the Tactical Situation to change. We could BOTH be wrong. Or right. Maybe some random congressperson blows up, who knows? We can re-visit in 48 months

1/9/2025, 3:26:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

*er, its LESS cool than it sounds, lol

1/9/2025, 3:22:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a registered Dem and always have been.. I was "Bernie or bust" for about 6 weeks in 16 before I wised up. I'm a leftist, not an idiot. (I'm also a military intelligence veteran who had a top secret clearance. [Thats cooler than it sounds, trust me])

1/9/2025, 3:19:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

But, yes, good call, I didn't answer that one, my bad.

1/9/2025, 3:18:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

We are THREE YEARS OUT GAVIN IS NOT THE ONLY OPTION THIS IS EXACTLY WHEN WE SHOULD BE DEFINING WHAT WE WILL AND WON'T STAND FOR. Nominate somebody else, I'll doorknock, I'll donate some of my (not enough) money, I'll vote, I'll phone bank. Juat not for Gav. Pick someone else for the love of god

1/9/2025, 3:17:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, fair enough. To answer, 1) Trump won't be running. And 2. Will probably be dead. 3. Gav would be Less Bad. But Still Bad 4. If Newsom wins by only HALFWAY piercing my wife, being a weathervane so to speak, he def loses 4 years later and things get dramatically worse. That said 1/

1/9/2025, 3:16:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Genuine question. What question did you ask that I didn't answer?

1/9/2025, 3:12:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

That was easy

1/9/2025, 3:06:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Unions

1/9/2025, 3:06:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Who the fuck said anything about sitting out the primary? My first election was 04. I was Dean/Kerry, Obama/Obama, Obama/Obama, Bernie/Hillary, Bernie/Biden, /Biden-Harris/Harris. But no way does Newsom get a vote from me.

1/9/2025, 3:05:43 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, you suck. These other guys? I think that we disagree but I dont think they're evil. You? I'm not sure.

1/9/2025, 2:48:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

He literally said to Charlie Kirk, whom he invited onto his own personal podcast, that he agreed with him on lots of trans stuff. Fuck off.

1/9/2025, 2:48:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Stabbing you is 1000x better than shooting you in the face, and yet there are literally a couple hundred million people who won't even stab you. Why is Newsom, 3 years before the primary, the hill you want to die on? I am saying I will happily support almost ANY Dem nominee, just not Newsom!

1/9/2025, 2:47:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, Bernie absolutely had/has flaws. I voted for him in 2 primaries. I voted for Clinton and Biden in the general. I'm a leftist, not an idiot. No way no how no Newsom.

1/9/2025, 2:43:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

The nation and the world is more important than myself. My wife is more important than that. Sorry not sorry.

1/9/2025, 2:42:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't do it. Sorry. Blue state, one vote, I will not vote for a guy willing to sacrifice my wife. If you can't understand that, I dont know how to explain it.

1/9/2025, 2:39:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone: says an absolutely dumbass hateful thing Your preferred candidate: well, there's actually some concerns. Someone with a soul/conscience: no, fuck off, you're wrong and evil

1/9/2025, 2:37:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

You're a monster for volunteering my wife as a sacrifice

1/9/2025, 2:34:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Beavsuw 3 years before a primary i said I won't vote for that guy? He's not anointed by God, just pick a guy who won't destroy homeless ppl's shit with his bare hands + doesn't tell Charlie Kirk he agrees w/ him on trans issues! Good god, if it was September 28, yall might have a leg to stand on

1/9/2025, 2:34:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, between a Nuke and a conventional bombing campaign, I'd pick Not-Nuke. But we got three YEARS to not pick Bombing Campaign either, so maybe stop acting like people who hate Newsom are somehow Wreckers

1/9/2025, 2:30:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh trust me, I will. I'm even gonna ignore my "anti-billionaire" bias for him. FDR was adjusted-for-inflation as rich as Pritz. And hell fuckin yeah I'd vote for FDR

1/9/2025, 2:29:20 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, yes, dear reader, taking rights away from a minority group is on the same track as segregation, sorry you can't comprehend that

1/9/2025, 2:28:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Goddammit none of you care about trans people, except to say, "well, being a 2nd class citizen with less rights is better than dead, right?!" When we have 3 whole fucking years to NOT pick Newsom and pick somebody who isn't a bastard! Sorry i won't sacrifice my wife so you guys can win red v blue

1/9/2025, 2:26:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Gav literally said on the record to Kirk he's open to sports and bathroom bans for tans people I'm really really disappointed that doesn't bother you

1/9/2025, 2:24:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

I do! And then yall come after us and say "oh, but Newsom, purity tests!"

1/9/2025, 2:20:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I want to rage at people who *within the last month* have said they want to take rights away from my wife. Sorry if that somehow doesn't make sense for you. Obama never said "gay marriage is legal and I want to change that" Gav did say "yeah, maybe sports and bathrooms make sense"

1/9/2025, 2:20:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

No he's not. Pritzker is doing as good if not better, Newsom is just (truly genuinely) kicking ass on social media in a very effective way. He's still a bad bad bad person and a bad choice

1/9/2025, 2:15:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool! Can't stop me from saying no way no how will I vote for him. I've never voted 3rd patty or abstained. Not in 16, not in 04, (when Kerry said, "yeah, Iraq is bad, I'd just do it better!"), not in 20, or 24. No way no fucking how will I ever vote for Gavin Newsom.

1/9/2025, 2:14:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn't host James Dobson on a podcast and say "I agree with you actually, my son (who i raised) is a big fan." Do you really not see the difference?

1/9/2025, 2:12:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Then why are you yelling at the left over this? Nearly 100% of the left is "awesome trolling, good job redistricting, not my POTUS" and yall scream at the left for that!

1/9/2025, 2:11:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

I think there are 500M people who aren't Trump OR Newsom, and this obsession with yall telling us to shut up and sit down, when this is EXACTLY WHEN we should be disqualfiying people BEFORE the 28 primary, i mean.... juat don't fucking pick Newsom! Not hard!

1/9/2025, 2:10:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't be disingenuous, he literally told Charlie Kirk he agreed with him

1/9/2025, 2:09:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for instantly confirming you dont give a shit about my wife's rights. You limit 1% of the rights of a 1% minority? Thats step one to fascism, just blue vs red. The next time a GOP fash takes office the Dems are clearly already OK with it

1/9/2025, 2:08:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Because sometimes we are at a shopping mall and she needs to piss. And Newsom would make that a felony if it earned him an extra 500 votes. Fuck him all the way

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Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

My trans wife having fucking rights fucking matters. Which other small minority group are you cool with fucking over because Boue vs Red, right?

1/9/2025, 2:05:50 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy to have his trolling of Trump. Happy to have him on the "team." He's not an ally. And if he's just a weather vane, as you say (which i agree with) why the fuck would you want him as POTUS?

1/9/2025, 2:04:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

He's pretty consistently destroying homeless people's shit while grinning like (and sharing a look, clothes, hairstyle with) Patrick Bateman, going back 25 years And I'm sorry, "hey Charlie Kirk. My son is a big fan and I agree with you about Tr*nnies" is 100% a dealbreaker, for now and forever.

1/9/2025, 2:04:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, and telling George Wallace you'd vote for him if he stopped being racist would totally work, right?

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Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

So many super late nights playing 4 players on a screen, maybe the best (to that point) single room multi-player FPS. Also the single player campaign wasn't terrible at all!

1/9/2025, 1:42:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Goldeneye might only be good because Sean Bean as Trevelyan, now that I think about it

1/9/2025, 1:41:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

(Disclaimer, I enjoyed all of the Brosnan films even while laughing at them. And Goldeneye is almost certainly colored by the Goldeneye 64 video game - i was born in 1986. But still)

1/9/2025, 1:39:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

I really really think Brosnan got screwed by bad, hilarious writing and concepts, even moreso than Usual Bond. Ice fortress? Someone in a watery prison cell in an ice castle would be deas in 8 minutes. Invisible cars? Hell, even Goldeneye was CARTOONISHLY almost scifi. And that was the BEST ONE!

1/9/2025, 1:39:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Inshallah

1/9/2025, 1:06:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

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Profile picture Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
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Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

More and more people are saying it!

31/8/2025, 9:53:44 PM | 524 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

It’s hard to explain Linsanity to zoomers. I’ll say that I played in a fantasy basketball league back then where a guy traded Lebron for Jeremy Lin and we were all like, yeah makes sense. Good trade all the way around.

31/8/2025, 8:56:43 PM | 55 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture airplane ian (he/him) (@airplaneian.com) reposted

trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be

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Profile picture Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social) reposted

what in the richie rich is this

31/8/2025, 7:59:36 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Lesnick (@banditloaf.wcnews.com) reposted reply parent

It’ll be just like any other day: you’ll start it off mad at David Schwimmer and end it furious at Nazism.

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Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

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Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah out of the entire highlight package (I was at work and couldn't watch) THIS was the play that stuck out, that i loved the most.

31/8/2025, 4:17:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vernors Herzog (@vernorsherzog.bsky.social) reposted

my favorite thing about Facebook nostalgia slop is how every generation thinks they invented drinking from the garden hose

30/8/2025, 2:58:31 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

'I ain't gave a bitch a poison apple yet' is a banger of a line

31/8/2025, 3:00:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social)

Threaddddd

31/8/2025, 2:52:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Scott, MD (@jakescottmd.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr: “If you’ve ever compared an unvaccinated kid to a vaccinated kid… you see the bright eyes, the engagement, the social interactions, the curiosity. And you compare them to the child who even had one or two vaccines, and they’re completely different.“ This man is an existential threat.

30/8/2025, 11:33:43 PM | 4504 908 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 (@5g.gay) reposted

so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

31/8/2025, 7:01:03 AM | 628 227 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jen Grünwald (@jengrunwald.bsky.social) reposted

This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:

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Profile picture May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 (@goddessblade.bsky.social) reposted

“Transgender ideology” is such a red flag phrase.

30/8/2025, 8:37:31 PM | 929 117 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

Question: Why did US put big tariffs on India despite major national interest in cultivating a strategic counterweight to China and trying to isolate Russia? Answer: Because the US president lied that he fixed India-Pakistan and India wouldn’t go along with the lie. (Seriously, that’s the answer)

30/8/2025, 1:23:33 PM | 10574 2852 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmaooooo the pinned post! Newsom is actively anti union and actively anti housing!

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31/8/2025, 2:02:07 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

This motherfucker would've defended the color segregation in major league baseball back in the day, he would've ranted at "leftists" who thought Jackie Robinson should be allowed to play. He would've said "suck it up, you still get bathrooms and water fountains, negro, why push so hard?"

31/8/2025, 1:36:15 AM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow you suck

31/8/2025, 1:30:51 AM | 56 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Its been a day, but details on "didn't identify": kid actually did the whole "Halt! Advance and be recognized!" DS didn't identify "Halt!" Nope "Charging weapons" Nope "Using deadly force!" (Butt stroke to the jaw)

31/8/2025, 12:58:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I'd be thrilled if it happened. Might almost make me re-activate my Netflix account for a while, just to watch this. And then cancel. But yeah, sadly it seems fake

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