Or “I opened the door and lo before me stood heaven, in all it’s resplendent glory and verily I did entereth” And it’s just a Buc-cees
i ain't impressed by hoes with attitude, I'm impressed by the way them hoes is mad at U trash/queen Southwest Down Cvnt
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Or “I opened the door and lo before me stood heaven, in all it’s resplendent glory and verily I did entereth” And it’s just a Buc-cees
air and opprotunity?
Sorry 7 days (now) 6 hours 59 minutes 2( seconds
Borderlands 4 might be THAT JONX for real cuz I aint seen no one not hype about it 7 days 0 hours 15 seconds
i think youre supposed to age out of pro wrestling if yuoure in the USA cuz imma be super honest with yall and you really need to hear it kay? i know it might be hard to hear but the outrunners are just doing 2015 Good Brother Luke Gallows
I’m know I searched my own tweets. I had a gimmick on X™️ The Everything App where every few months I’d put Sarina over and I had to check to see if I started here
That’s a really good LeBron!
This is an issue. Lemme fix it. Sarina Valentina deserves her flowers she did as much if not more to put the Game on the map as Bailey Jay.
Candon Dale is not a real fucking name getouttaheah
I say pussy like …all the time. I try not to say retard although if we were to petition @merriam-webster.com to change the definition away from mental illness to a more concurrent definition I would use it ALL THE TIME
There’s no way that done qualifies as free carry on luggage
I can get this adorable tiny sake in the US but I can’t get Strong ZERO😔
your lighting...damn!
Your favorite mechanic, darn tootin' 🔧 Ellie returns in our first post-launch Story Pack: Mad Ellie and the Vault of the Damned! (Included as post-launch content in our Super Deluxe Edition.)
its the only way to break the tech billionaires hold on us tbh
33 THOUSAND pages of Epstein related documents, now please shut the fuck up🤦🏿♀️ redstate.com/smoosieq/202...
Actually wild that the Texas legislature banned trans people from bathrooms in government buildings yesterday and it hasn’t gotten a whiff of news coverage in the Associated Press, NYT, WaPo, etc I guess the national news biz is just shrugging at this stuff now?
It’s giving diversity hire🤭
Omg when you put him next to normal people he looks like a Tod Browning character
10/10
I’m just sayin…The fuck man????
I finally got her off my bro a few months ago
People will really see a flounder, the duck billed platypus or Bill Maher and really think “Yeah that God guy sure is on the right track. That guy was definitely compos mentis when he made that”
This current political climate is only new to white folk. The rest of us watched them vote for it and suffered under it for the last 70 years. Which is why we don’t feel bad for yall now. …this isn’t even the niggas first time trying to overthrow the country 🙄
Yeah the gas did you right🤭
I’m generally ok with how bare bones bsky is but sometimes I need to sit on a post and gauge its spiciness level before I push post
It’s not that weird, she hate Jews. And not like “post Oct 7 lolantisemetism” like straight up “I will burn a Star of David on your lawn you fucking k**e” style.
I wish Bluesky had drafts.
Yeah if you’re a creator now you just wanna create a character that gets in movies and hopefully you have that Liefeld stroke where you get points off it Although that particular relationship didn’t end well
Trading Comics for movies is a downgrade in every conceivable way possible unless you own Disney, Warner or Fox
Heh y’all remember the last time this guy testified in front of Congress and told everyone not to listen to him because he doesn’t know what he’s on about?
yep... #art
Siri play God Gave Rock n Roll To You II by KISS and crank it #art #silverhawks
US troops very literally brought it home with them
he and a bunch of other really powerful people raped a bunch of girls, many of them underage. i know yall dont really care because, the "epstein files" are already out there, quite a few victims came forward and yall dismissed them and then they were disappeared.
i read that as Blueskyrim and i wanna see that mod
the possibility that he strokes out and dies on tv has me ambivalent with anticipation
we're not on the same team pally
not sure which is more antisemetic, the actual JTR investigation or you mans n thems comment
people will really be like "___is ok as long as it doesn't fall into the wrong hands" when its the wrong hands holding everything
i cant post ITT but holy shit bro
i wanna get you a poster of the 20 government approved north korean hairstyles but for dogs
Noted Pumpkinheaded writer and Failed Husband arrested for stochastic terrorism bro couldnt even handle being questioned by cops without having a mini stroke
and Dolly Parton, dont forget Dolly Parton
brb...
welp time to move into the woods and become a tiktok influencer
according to the internet. i like mata, very very appropriate
Tbh I don’t know. The old heads where I grew up called them that and it just stuck. It’s been around since at least the 70s
The police
Cop killed a civilian Ppl said Fuck 12 Riots (I think, I haven’t had a chance to deep dive the news )
Hey everyone I may need help since my country is literally on fire. I need to stack up food and cash to prepare for the worst so... if anyone can help me with groceries I'd be very grateful. www.ko-fi.com/rizzydraws
I don’t even know the people that live in my house lol
Right!!!
My people
I’m gonna barhop the city, Or at least my part of it. I wanna celebrate with the people. Like DC neeeeeeeds this
Repost the spectacles, nerds
The city is gonna PARTY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER on the day tho moe
Nah. Last I heard scuttlebutt was they were gonna cut off his leg which I personally think is funnier than dying, but I think it was a work. I’m thinking diabetic stroke maybe, hospice usually ain’t too far out after that If he stops traveling you know something’s up
horny! for mutuals
Pops would come home with a couple pounds of crayfish… Some days I sit and wish I was a kid again
Yeah lol I had tea culture growing up and it involved two pitchers brewing in the sun on a Sunday
BANGER!!
All these strokes are really going to tank his golf ranking
i love the unmistakable sound of a skateboard going down the street
HAHAHAHA NIGGA SAID BONE-PETITE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that most ppl really believe Rich ppl are out there trying to make money worthless…
Become Ungovernable
New video on my channel: www.youtube.com/watch?v=crJ_...
at least its not a cat
Not sure what the Democratic Party has done in the last …5-10 years that would make you believe they want any of that
I just need to lose a third of my bodyweight and get a bunch of invasive surgeries and totally change my personality and then I'll like myself.
I saw them on the Puritanical tour and they sounded exactly like the record come to find out the band all had the flu real bad. Dimmu is aight. Stormblast is goated
Safe travels. Hope yall kill every show!
2023-2025 #art
I’ll never doubt @nikkiophan.bsky.social again 🤣🤣🤣
💋
didnt he just ban the vaccine yesterday?
2023-2025 #art
It’s giving I haven’t changed it since mother died
Like I personally know they wrapped the femboys in with yall but yall shoulda put the foot down.
cuz Big Sherm was community
hey sorry to bother you on your lovely beautiful friday night but THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE OUTSIDE A HIGH SCHOOL IN DC ONLY TWO HOURS AGO
paramount or HBO one of the two, literally just paid South park like a gigabillion dollars
mcdonlads has a history of being coke friendly, like hands down the best straws to bang krell with
all i know is time is on my side...
Don't stop manifesting. He's fragile enough enough thoughts and prayers actually could finish him.
blessing the tl🙏🏿💕
peak!
Just ruining s’mores for everyone🤭🤭🤭
Lolol imagine blowing up a giant marshmallow man with your proton gun and you get blindsided by a 50 ft spleen
I always assumed he was wholly made of mallow and not like in a marshmallow skinsuit although I always though his explosion could’ve used more viscera
Charles DICKens Labor GAY weekend There’s too much here to work with it’s comedically overwhelming
Presumably, marshmallow
We’re getting a Blood Moon this week and I choose to believe La Luna is being prophetic
here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone
…and it’s not even my birthday🍰
