The envy of all women. Dude, read the room.
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The envy of all women. Dude, read the room.
Dear Stupid Person Katie Miller Tucker Carlson had a CABLE show The FCC has no authority over CABLE Carlson was fired by Rupert Murdoch, without government action Kimmel and ABC were threatened by Trump and the FCC This could've all been avoided if you'd just asked an adult
We are so very sorry. We know that quiet. We also know that Ozzie will live on in who you are because of him. You are better because he loved you.
JUST GO.
Nope.
Jesus Hofstadter Christ whatever these people are drinking is way stronger than koolaid.
No world leader does.
We love him.
I’m not remotely a fan of Kimmel and I don’t usually give a rat’s ass about tv ratings, but I am looking forward to seeing these viewership numbers.
“Sexual matador” alone is way too much to unpack. I need shower in a hazmat decontamination tank.
You know it’s bad when Faux calls it “epic.”
I second.
Naw those venn circles don’t overlap much.
That’s a competitive category, too.
He knows only how to run countries, casinos, universities, and everything else into the ground.
Wait so the rapture did happen?
😢
Dogs getting raptured would truly make this the bad place.
May you dream of peaceful walkies, fireside snugs, and your favourite treatos.
This. 💕
As well as a shit-ton of antiemetic, from the look of things.
She really was a refrigerator mother.
If not having a sense of humor were—and I use the term loosely—a person.
Really, really not.
🤬
It’s amazing.
Kimmel is slightly funnier and less annoying than Fallon.
I’m sure I’ve read each at least a dozen times. In grad school, I wrote a chewy paper on Jane Eyre. Halfway through the process, I feared I’d made a huge mistake and that I’d ruined the book for myself, but once the essay was done, I realised I’d fallen even more in love with it.
Enjoying Earth with all those nutjobs gone.
Jane Eyre and A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
Somewhere in a handbasket? Maybe the rapture thing will still pan out.
and Jimmy Hoffa.
Marlborough floors? This is the guy who’s plastered resin bits spraypainted gold all over the Oval Office.
Works for me.
I mean, the building is still there.
Even less, if that’s possible. It’s always possible.
Zelenskyy listening to Trump at the UNGA this morning
No, no. Dr Oz is already hawking his cure.
I think so.
Crap.
This is so bad. I don’t even know what else to say about it.
Can someone please launch the Rapture already?? Jeez. Skip the Hail Mary and get straight to the deus ex machina.
This has been my year tbh. Hope you’re ok soon.
Took two right after getting my Covid and flu vaccines. ✌🏻
25th this emeffer already.
Two of my favorite things.
Really rooting for the rapture today.
This also makes women even fairer game when their kids are autistic. Refrigerator mothers are back: bad parenting causes autism.
This is the second truth he’s uttered: just a few days ago he acknowledged that smart people don’t like him.
Does he run his companies?
Challenge accepted. 🤦🏻♀️
Ridding. Maybe the rapture will take care of that. Is it still on for today or—?
25th this dolt already.
Another apt metaphor.
Refrigerator mothers are back.
Happy birthday! Wishing you much love and joy.
This also allows them to claim that autism is “caused” by bad parenting.
Very!
See: Italy
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He is lovely.
I would never willingly leave my dogs for any reason.
The rapture.
Sigh? There’d be a long, loud standing ovation. There might even be whooping.
Tomorrow. Today is the rapture eve.
😡
Is she practicing for the rapture?
Please, God. Let us have this.
Omg
That’s their favourite tenet. They’re wannabes and pickmes who’ve never been able to get into an exclusive club, so this is their shot. They only want to be admitted if others are excluded.
🤢
Yeah thanks for clarifying.
What “fascism” means Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DO6EvDz...
Where are those untrackable military cargo planes going? Are the doors opening over water?
Mike sounds like a barely literate bot.
I hope that all the salutations are “Sir,”.
AAAAWWWWW
Yuck!
Resurrecting refrigerator mothers.
They hate women.
Happy Rapture Eve to those who celebrate! 🍿
I hear we’re bringing back refrigerator mothers.
I wish for them a moment when they have to view from outside the rainbow of people in heaven like Grampa Simpson [Dustin Hoffman] banging on the church window yelling “Mrs Bouvier!” [“Elaine!”] before Gabriel indicates the golden escalator that will conduct them down a few levels—sans bride.
Whoa. Touch grass, Pee Wee.
Oh, hon.
Hey! Star dork!
DINO
We didn’t listen to them libtard commies and now we want our socialism. Fuck these people.
Marquain Mullin wouldn’t be a Senator if his name were spelled this way.
Omg. 🎯
DINO
Ugh!
Arrested development
Flood the zone with horseshit.
💔
Beautiful.
Wow if 2025 were a skeet.
Nope.