ENtitled?
Copyeditor, proofreader and picture researcher. SFF über-geek. http://bluebamboo.org.uk
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ENtitled?
Afraid you missed a double space there, mate.
Timeshare Salt Gland is my next band name.
FEWER shootings (OMG I corrected Stephen bloody King!).
Fuck me, that is glorious.
The next level for budgie smugglers.
You can't park there, mate.
Fuck me. They are bought and sold. Traitors to the cause.
I honestly thought you'd misremembered Debussy's first name for the longest time. But then I realised that his name was, in fact, Maude.
They only bean down to the warm ones. Who wants to save a civilisation whose planet is a bit on the chilly side?
As it should be. You're doing God's work. But then, someone has to.
You have – and I've thought this many times – WAY too much time on your hands.
A similar story here, Simon. I picked up The Reality Dysfunction from a charity shop on a whim 20 years ago and was blown away. Bizarre to be working on his titles now. This one was huge fun – taut and accomplished.
What gif pops up when you type your name?
Do you need a Bondulance?
The Life of Brian Die Hard Alien (That crap is indeed gonna eat through the goddam hull.)
Ignore the Moomintrolls.
My God, that cover! 😍
Lol. Was that one of yours?
You take their coin, you better dance to their tune. Despicable.
It me. 😓
Lemme guess - Byline?
Aw, you got a little Vimes! Congrats to all.
Seeing my name everywhere these days and starting to think I'm a lot more influential than I thought. 🤔
Why? What did you have?
WEST WING WEST WING WEST WING EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG
Oh god, another half-assed remedial act, nibbling around the edges, as a sop to the populace and stop them asking the totally fucking obvious question: WHY NO WEALTH TAX?
Getting whiplash from reading that article. I haven't seen so many buts since Bicycle Race.
Dobbie has received a gift! Dobbie is free!
Oh, he's not unintelligent, but nothing that unprincipled pawn does is in any way congruent with his own moral code. He's bought, body and soul.
Oh, great. I shall really enjoy relishing the benefits of this. 🙄
So Israel gets to determine Palestinian statehood? This is the absolute opposite of self-determination. Shameful.
Because they wouldn't bash him.
Au contraire. I'm sure there are plenty of RW investors in companies based in Abu Dhabi, Singapore and China who are rather pleased with how it turned out.
You've been waiting years to debut that one, haven't you? Admit it.
I too once read that it stood for "For Unclean Carnal Knowledge" – or, as one typo had it, "For Unclean Canal Knowledge", which sounds much more interesting.
STOP PLATFORMING CUNTS
Attacking cherished institutions is a hallmark move of malign foreign interests. I wouldn't be surprised if Russian fingerprints were all over this.
I shall look forward to paying that. 🙄
Als make the best copyeditors (points at name). 😆
Came here to say exactly that. 👏
Came here to say this.
Can confirm this mofo is an effing belter. Really enjoyed working on this one.
This is deregulation by the back door. They'll replace it with either nothing or something even tamer. Just as they're doing with Ofwat.
Points of Spew.
"Must be Tuesday."
Bet he eats a lot of custard.
"Rope… yes, okay, you help too."
Good news, but the cynic in me sees it as Labour shoring up their foothold for the next GE.
And the Mail and the Telegraph welcome their rebellious sibling back into the fold. "We knew you'd join us eventually, brother." I have never seen such egregious RW pandering from an erstwhile sticking-up-for-the-little-guy paper. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
This one was an absolute blast, Tim. The cover warning needs a tweak, though: 'Not for resale… or the faint-hearted.'
"…he did it twice" (RIP).
It's distraction, plain and simple. Nothing compels someone so strongly to vote against their own interests than fear.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Your arrival is eagerly anticipated and consequently bitterly cursed.
See that vanishingly small dot in the distance, Gary? That's your comfort zone.
THEN MAKE SOME FUCKING RESERVOIRS YOU UNUTTERABLY LARCENOUS GIMPS.
"Hello, I am the new Guardian," says Telegraph-shaped media organ.
…proofreading or editing OF online articles…
Unless it tapper propristy. Nancy…the headaches…WHY GOD??
QOTD
That greengrocers' apostrophe is giving me hives.
Cheek-by-jowl with Peter Hamilton, no less. Kudos, Laura. 👏
Puppeteers pitting their playthings against each other to distract the electorate while they asset-strip the country.
mttng thm s _ trck(y) mnvr.
I fear she will be surprised, and a little disappointed, to learn that he only provides the voice for an octopus.
*sigh* Happier times.
I had totally forgotten about that. *adds to re-read pile*
Me too, bunny, me too.
A tale of one man's obsession with a great pink hippo.
ARE YOU MORRISSEY?
Firkin
Hope they put you strait.
My money's on the Vengaboys.
Our privatised water system is broken - and water lobbyists have worked hard to shut down alternatives. In July the People’s Commission is launching a people-first vision for our water in Parliament. Your MP needs to hear about it: actionnetwork.org/letters/ask-...
You say that as if Starman doesn't exist.
Or is it?
Jesus, not now, world.
Adge Cutler.
Bet that's C.M.O.T. Dibbler.
It is, in fact, very good.
Oof. Surely that pun contravenes the Geneva Convention?
Is it just me or is he saying, 'Fuck me, it's windy out there.'
Little Chef will of course be handling the cremation.
Polar centipede.
Loved working on this one, Laura. Good luck with it.
If I say I don't get it, can I pretend I'm not 53? Is that how this works?
Grotbags once bought petrol off me at Sainsbury's.
Tis a cracker, to be sure.
Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willnae be fooled again!
The Thingy
Edited a biography of her, so yup.
That owl is a MFing badass.
The Frog
Much Ado About Daleks
After finally getting round to watching the excellent show, Cixin Liu's The Three Body Problem.
I Am Leg End
