Rose Schmits (@roseschmits.bsky.social) reposted
Its like we’re living through that one black mirror ep where the pm has to fuck the pig on live telly but its this ham shagging the flag for the approval of white supremacists
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view profile on Bluesky Rose Schmits (@roseschmits.bsky.social) reposted
Its like we’re living through that one black mirror ep where the pm has to fuck the pig on live telly but its this ham shagging the flag for the approval of white supremacists
cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) reposted
my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans
HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (@dirtcupart.bsky.social) reposted
please stop advertising to me forever
Bene Jesserit (@benejesserit.bsky.social) reposted
The sexy Watto meme is proof that gen AI is dumb. First, it’s inherently funnier that a real artists took the time to draw sexy Watto. Second, gen AI could never come up with anything so haunting or execute it in such unhinged ways.
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thats @astrumserpentis.bsky.social ! he’s a great artist:3
Togebliss (@togebliss.bsky.social) reposted
I say the exact same thing whenever I see Lucius Fire Emblem
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
Look, you can’t blame people for wanting to believe in karma for cruelty again.
slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) reposted
nate silver calling this place insignificant is the final proof it has the juice and will win the presidency
world's okayest barber surgeon (@altmer.bsky.social) reply parent
welcome back to blue hell oomfie right in time, im getting close to bowl
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YOU WERE CORRECT
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piotr szczerek's real statement isn't as bad but he still fucks horses and hes still a piece of shit.
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having a staring contest with @elidibus.amaurot.social
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i finished it this is gonna be all i think about..........until i start season 2 tomorrow
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five guys fries would fix me
viciousmongrel (@viciousmongrel.bsky.social) reposted
All the entities I've drawn so far for our City of Mist campaign Ether - Remembrance - Flesh - Authority
Rachel of Rabbits (@rabbitantula.bsky.social) reposted
Bunny people that buy pelleted food for their rabbits! I have a class project where I have to get survey responses on product characteristics. I chose bunny food. It shouldn't take more than 5 minutes, if anyone could do me a favor and fill it out forms.office.com/r/z9EHhG1vij
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that blows, i wonder if it depends on the spot my mother in law's blackberry patch was able to provide enough for a few jars of jam
Alice 🦷🫀🗡️【Horror Vtuber】 (@alicesawyer.bsky.social) reposted
Pervert to pervert communication is the most beautiful sacred thing in this world ...
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you can and it can look GNARLY
maddie @ PAX West (@othatsraspberry.com) reposted reply parent
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usually im not a binge watcher but tian guan ci fu is really testing the desire to parse out a show so i can savor it
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😍
Marcepanowa 🐻💞🧬 (@marzipanladyart.bsky.social) reposted
tumblr anon: You have no idea how bad I need Diana to sit on my face. so ofc had to draw her on the occasion 🫶 . #twblood #oc #ocsky #vampire AND #lesbian
thom(b) 🏳️⚧️🐢🏳️🌈 (@thomicks.bsky.social) reposted
what if final fantasy 4 was right and the source of all the problems we face in the world are caused by the cosmic manifestation of evil and hatred and we need to send a group of 5 people to the moon to kill it
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this show is predictably doing something to me .......
Toon Brains (@cartoonbrains.bsky.social) reposted
It bugs the fuck outta me there's this new wave of people who think Doug, Rob and his company are cool when it was proven ages ago through the Change the Channel document the Walker Brothers are massive assholes. I dealt with Doug's shit behavior at a con ages ago so I can back it up with how he is
Yona 🦇 7.3 (@tiredparasite.bsky.social) reposted
idk toyys
bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted
looked into the 'artists' 'gallery' in miami and lol
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this makes mcmansions look like fine art
Johannes T. Evans (@johannestevans.bsky.social) reposted
Disabled people are hot and sexy and we deserve to find ourselves in romance and erotica. We're not unfuckable or undesirable, and physical or mental disability does not inherently equate to asexuality, celibacy, or inability to engage with sex and sexual desire We're whole, complex people
nao 🍷 waiter more toxic yaori please (@elidibus.amaurot.social) reposted
seeing it's pcos awareness month and i would PLEASE caution people to not say "1 in 10 women have pcos" like please this affects more than just women... "1 in 10 people with ovaries" or something similar, i know it's clunky but please let's not be transphobic with medical issue awareness!!!
Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Alexa (@butcherbirds.bsky.social) reposted
Lovers across time 🐉 happy birthdayyy to @verdandi.bsky.social , truly a day for Old Man Yaoi 🫶
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ive been playing since 2014 and ive taken long breaks many times its really normal
Seven Eagles, Lyse Kisser (@lyses-good-boy.bsky.social) reposted
Cosigned. It doesn't have to be a huge thing. You don't have to declare that you're leaving forever, you don't have to cut ties with friends who still play, none of that. You can take a break. You can resub later if you want. You don't owe game time to anyone.
tunes to make you run away (@whippoorwont.bsky.social) reposted
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
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that is pure chaos and extremely unsettling here have…..this youtu.be/Md0FLVpdPnw?...
andy @ employment (@coeurlclaw.bsky.social) reposted
genuinely, genuinely from the bottom of my heart my advice as someone who’s played this game for a decade if you’re not having fun with xiv anymore please unsub and play something else. and i mean that. do not trap yourself, you will either come back to it or you won’t. and either is fine.
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dragoncon looked incredible
erroch (@erroch.bsky.social) reposted
I am rather glad that so many people seemed to love my silly little cosplay bit at the #DragonCon2025 Sprout Social.
Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted
Dragon con remains undefeated.
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orange behavior
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wanna watch more rn but........head hurt............
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annoying time for a period headache bah
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this party is pure chaos in the desert i love them
world's okayest barber surgeon (@altmer.bsky.social) reply parent
your brain is more logical than mine. mine keeps saying megaphone but one of those old-timey ones
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HE IS! HE'S JUST NATURALLY CUTE
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WHAT IS IT IF NOT A WIZARD HAT?
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???????????????? a wizard hat?
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Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
This shit is always a good beat. We had a guy in Philly that would write about the lunch buffets at the strip clubs and even had a "I dare you to eat here" reader challenge every month. Getting the management to give inches to stuff like this was always a fight, but I think it's essential coverage.
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Xie Lian is so shaped...................🥺
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i hope not either or if she did she went in with a plan in case things went tits up. the whole thing is very odd...
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i wonder if she took out a loan
astra 🐻❄️💤 artist & predebut ENvt (@sleepyastra.art) reposted
mobility aids gave me freedom💙 . . #illust #illustration #disability #mobilityaid #art #ocsky #astrabeart #walker #cane
Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) (@funranium.bsky.social) reposted
The brown stain on a white tablecloth left by the removed vendor is what really sells it. That is art.
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OH MY GOD HES A GOOBER I LOVE HIM
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SHORTS TOO!? OMG...........YES
flow. (@themeteia.bsky.social) reposted
Zenos Viator Galvus: And hungry still for our reunion, I rode the light of the stars to you.
world's okayest barber surgeon (@altmer.bsky.social)
none of my characters if they were the WoL would like being compared to someone long dead. they would want to be seen as their own person, not as a shadow of someone they didn't even know existed
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i like a slowburn so a bit of slow pacing doesn't bug me too much!
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im so fucking excited to watch this.........im gonna start after catching up on the latest audra winter malarkey
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she calls her readers customers instead of readers and she comes off as extremely unlikable and arrogant still
world's okayest barber surgeon (@altmer.bsky.social)
how does audra winter just get more and more unlikable? jesus christ girl get rid of the yesmen and write your fucking book
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cashew eating pistachios to show dominance in the nut world
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tandoori quesadilla sounds delicious im assuming they used paneer?
John Lansing (@pipedreaming.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I happened to come across this exhibit while at Wellcome titled "Thirst - In Search of Freshwater" and had a collection of some really interesting items.
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted
I’m gonna teach you guys a really useful phrase: “My bad, I don’t know what I was thinking. Deleting this.”
Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Davis Bickford (@davis.social) reposted
If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.
foxyoreos (they/them, commissions open) (@foxyoreos.bsky.social) reposted
This is scary as hell, but for news coverage? This is a GIFT. "You can be banned for *buying* Game of Thrones." Send emails to journalists and news sites and communities you're a part of and talk about the dangers here. People are going to care about this a lot more when it's not just creators.
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HIS baklava
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excellently done
Nappy Dolemite (@nappydolemite.bsky.social) reposted
All I can say is, if and when this happens, do not let the people who facilitated this shit back into your life. They were willing to sacrifice us all for the bastard. Don't let them forget it, no matter what.
Zenos Galvus (@thetigeroftural.bsky.social) reposted
As requested
🌱kit (@miqosquat.bsky.social) reposted
let's talk about the official scion post-possession recovery shirt, shall we
🌱kit (@miqosquat.bsky.social) reposted
[ #nyahtag ] here's some nyah faces...I love him a lot and I'm actually putting my tag on properly this time...
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IT SURE IS👀
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omg he just keeps adding fuel to the fire youd think this was his first day online
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ok zelda until i fall asleep sword and shield maze is a fun one anyway maybe i can beat seasons tonight bc onyx is easy
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michael ragusa is a hell of a good fanfic writer ill give him that
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im rereading this sober now i feel like im having a stroke
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rudy was driving under that good ol new york coke
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what is the internet for if not for jerking it to weird anime porn and bullyimg billionaires?
JoGo (@akjakalope.bsky.social) reposted
I know two things about Rudy Giuliani: 1) IDGAF what happened to him or what kind of shape he’s in but whatever did happen; 2) it sure as shit didn’t go down like that.
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unless something weird happened in translation it seems to be his wife also said we’re using the internet wrong
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fall fall fall fall fall
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then she licks my hand as if to make up for it…. (it does)
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posting about bad cramps and i swear my cat is psychic because she decided to LEAP ON MY TORSO RIGHT AFTER
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thinking about the beautiful men @he-xuan.bsky.social showed me…….. had it not been for awful cramps id of started heaven officials blessings instead of getting stoned in bed playing oracle of seasons