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@altmer.bsky.social

im mink and my humors are unbalanced high bimbo of eulmore gay emet-selch enjoyer he/him, nb transmasc 🔞

created August 11, 2023

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Profile picture Rose Schmits (@roseschmits.bsky.social) reposted

Its like we’re living through that one black mirror ep where the pm has to fuck the pig on live telly but its this ham shagging the flag for the approval of white supremacists

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Profile picture cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) reposted

my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans

a box truck wedged underneath a low overpass. the bridge reads
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Profile picture HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (@dirtcupart.bsky.social) reposted

please stop advertising to me forever

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Profile picture Bene Jesserit (@benejesserit.bsky.social) reposted

The sexy Watto meme is proof that gen AI is dumb. First, it’s inherently funnier that a real artists took the time to draw sexy Watto. Second, gen AI could never come up with anything so haunting or execute it in such unhinged ways.

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thats @astrumserpentis.bsky.social ! he’s a great artist:3

2/9/2025, 5:51:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yah

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Profile picture Togebliss (@togebliss.bsky.social) reposted

I say the exact same thing whenever I see Lucius Fire Emblem

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Profile picture Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted

Look, you can’t blame people for wanting to believe in karma for cruelty again.

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Profile picture slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) reposted

nate silver calling this place insignificant is the final proof it has the juice and will win the presidency

2/9/2025, 12:43:11 AM | 1099 81 | View on Bluesky | view

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welcome back to blue hell oomfie right in time, im getting close to bowl

2/9/2025, 5:39:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YOU WERE CORRECT

2/9/2025, 5:37:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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piotr szczerek's real statement isn't as bad but he still fucks horses and hes still a piece of shit.

2/9/2025, 5:24:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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having a staring contest with @elidibus.amaurot.social

2/9/2025, 5:23:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i finished it this is gonna be all i think about..........until i start season 2 tomorrow

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five guys fries would fix me

2/9/2025, 4:33:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah im finishing season 1 tonight...

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Profile picture viciousmongrel (@viciousmongrel.bsky.social) reposted

All the entities I've drawn so far for our City of Mist campaign Ether - Remembrance - Flesh - Authority

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Profile picture Rachel of Rabbits (@rabbitantula.bsky.social) reposted

Bunny people that buy pelleted food for their rabbits! I have a class project where I have to get survey responses on product characteristics. I chose bunny food. It shouldn't take more than 5 minutes, if anyone could do me a favor and fill it out forms.office.com/r/z9EHhG1vij

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that blows, i wonder if it depends on the spot my mother in law's blackberry patch was able to provide enough for a few jars of jam

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Profile picture Alice 🦷🫀🗡️【Horror Vtuber】 (@alicesawyer.bsky.social) reposted

Pervert to pervert communication is the most beautiful sacred thing in this world ...

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you can and it can look GNARLY

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Profile picture maddie @ PAX West (@othatsraspberry.com) reposted

happy bday mgsv

Venom Snake holding jar of ashes Kaz and Ocelot thinking “please don’t eat it. Please don’t eat it. Please don’t eat it.” Venom snake reaching into the jar of ashes Kaz and Ocelot sweating and thinking FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Profile picture maddie @ PAX West (@othatsraspberry.com) reposted reply parent

Venom snake starting to lick a handful of ashes Kaz and Ocelot thinking FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKK Venom makes a funny face with ashes on his tongue Kaz: “o-oh I don’t think he likes it” Ocelot: “thank GOD”
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usually im not a binge watcher but tian guan ci fu is really testing the desire to parse out a show so i can savor it

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😍

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Profile picture Marcepanowa 🐻💞🧬 (@marzipanladyart.bsky.social) reposted

tumblr anon: You have no idea how bad I need Diana to sit on my face. so ofc had to draw her on the occasion 🫶 . #twblood #oc #ocsky #vampire AND #lesbian

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Profile picture thom(b) 🏳️‍⚧️🐢🏳️‍🌈 (@thomicks.bsky.social) reposted

what if final fantasy 4 was right and the source of all the problems we face in the world are caused by the cosmic manifestation of evil and hatred and we need to send a group of 5 people to the moon to kill it

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this show is predictably doing something to me .......

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Profile picture Toon Brains (@cartoonbrains.bsky.social) reposted

It bugs the fuck outta me there's this new wave of people who think Doug, Rob and his company are cool when it was proven ages ago through the Change the Channel document the Walker Brothers are massive assholes. I dealt with Doug's shit behavior at a con ages ago so I can back it up with how he is

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Profile picture Yona 🦇 7.3 (@tiredparasite.bsky.social) reposted

idk toyys

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Profile picture bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted

looked into the 'artists' 'gallery' in miami and lol

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this makes mcmansions look like fine art

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Profile picture Johannes T. Evans (@johannestevans.bsky.social) reposted

Disabled people are hot and sexy and we deserve to find ourselves in romance and erotica. We're not unfuckable or undesirable, and physical or mental disability does not inherently equate to asexuality, celibacy, or inability to engage with sex and sexual desire We're whole, complex people

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Profile picture nao 🍷 waiter more toxic yaori please (@elidibus.amaurot.social) reposted

seeing it's pcos awareness month and i would PLEASE caution people to not say "1 in 10 women have pcos" like please this affects more than just women... "1 in 10 people with ovaries" or something similar, i know it's clunky but please let's not be transphobic with medical issue awareness!!!

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Profile picture zack 🖤 comms open (@vampbyte.bsky.social) reposted

the man from the stone

An illustration of a man with gray skin and hair encased in a stone monolith. Inside, stringy flesh holds him in place. The caption reads:
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Profile picture zack 🖤 comms open (@vampbyte.bsky.social) reposted

drew a matching leland to accompany blue! 💙

An illustration of a man with glasses standing in a green forest while holding a basket of small pumpkins. He has long blonde hair in a ponytail draped over his shoulder, and is wearing a blue long sleeved shirt with the chest open. He has white gloves with blue palms and dark gray pants. He is tucking his hair behind his ear and smiling with his eyes closed. image
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Profile picture little guy enjoyer (@monstertooths.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says,
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Profile picture Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted

RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.

Graham Greene in Dances with Wolves Graham Greene in Maverick Graham Greene in The Last of Us Graham Greene in Marvel’s Echo
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Profile picture Alexa (@butcherbirds.bsky.social) reposted

Lovers across time 🐉 happy birthdayyy to @verdandi.bsky.social , truly a day for Old Man Yaoi 🫶

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ive been playing since 2014 and ive taken long breaks many times its really normal

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Profile picture Seven Eagles, Lyse Kisser (@lyses-good-boy.bsky.social) reposted

Cosigned. It doesn't have to be a huge thing. You don't have to declare that you're leaving forever, you don't have to cut ties with friends who still play, none of that. You can take a break. You can resub later if you want. You don't owe game time to anyone.

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Profile picture tunes to make you run away (@whippoorwont.bsky.social) reposted

it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license

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that is pure chaos and extremely unsettling here have…..this youtu.be/Md0FLVpdPnw?...

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Profile picture andy @ employment (@coeurlclaw.bsky.social) reposted

genuinely, genuinely from the bottom of my heart my advice as someone who’s played this game for a decade if you’re not having fun with xiv anymore please unsub and play something else. and i mean that. do not trap yourself, you will either come back to it or you won’t. and either is fine.

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dragoncon looked incredible

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Profile picture erroch (@erroch.bsky.social) reposted

I am rather glad that so many people seemed to love my silly little cosplay bit at the #DragonCon2025 Sprout Social.

At the Dragon Con sprout social a man in a chocobo shirt stands propped up by a can at the Sprout Social. He is adorned with a loading bar reading
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Profile picture Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted

Dragon con remains undefeated.

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orange behavior

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wanna watch more rn but........head hurt............

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annoying time for a period headache bah

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this party is pure chaos in the desert i love them

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your brain is more logical than mine. mine keeps saying megaphone but one of those old-timey ones

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HE IS! HE'S JUST NATURALLY CUTE

1/9/2025, 9:46:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHAT IS IT IF NOT A WIZARD HAT?

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🥺

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???????????????? a wizard hat?

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what the FUCK it is???????????

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Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

This shit is always a good beat. We had a guy in Philly that would write about the lunch buffets at the strip clubs and even had a "I dare you to eat here" reader challenge every month. Getting the management to give inches to stuff like this was always a fight, but I think it's essential coverage.

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Xie Lian is so shaped...................🥺

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i hope not either or if she did she went in with a plan in case things went tits up. the whole thing is very odd...

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i wonder if she took out a loan

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Profile picture astra 🐻‍❄️💤 artist & predebut ENvt (@sleepyastra.art) reposted

mobility aids gave me freedom💙 . . #illust #illustration #disability #mobilityaid #art #ocsky #astrabeart #walker #cane

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Profile picture Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) (@funranium.bsky.social) reposted

The brown stain on a white tablecloth left by the removed vendor is what really sells it. That is art.

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OH MY GOD HES A GOOBER I LOVE HIM

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SHORTS TOO!? OMG...........YES

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Profile picture flow. (@themeteia.bsky.social) reposted

Zenos Viator Galvus: And hungry still for our reunion, I rode the light of the stars to you.

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none of my characters if they were the WoL would like being compared to someone long dead. they would want to be seen as their own person, not as a shadow of someone they didn't even know existed

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i like a slowburn so a bit of slow pacing doesn't bug me too much!

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im so fucking excited to watch this.........im gonna start after catching up on the latest audra winter malarkey

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she calls her readers customers instead of readers and she comes off as extremely unlikable and arrogant still

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how does audra winter just get more and more unlikable? jesus christ girl get rid of the yesmen and write your fucking book

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cashew eating pistachios to show dominance in the nut world

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tandoori quesadilla sounds delicious im assuming they used paneer?

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Profile picture John Lansing (@pipedreaming.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I happened to come across this exhibit while at Wellcome titled "Thirst - In Search of Freshwater" and had a collection of some really interesting items.

Entry to exhibit with glass doors and exhibit title
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Profile picture Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted

I’m gonna teach you guys a really useful phrase: “My bad, I don’t know what I was thinking. Deleting this.”

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Profile picture Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”
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Profile picture Davis Bickford (@davis.social) reposted

If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.

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Profile picture foxyoreos (they/them, commissions open) (@foxyoreos.bsky.social) reposted

This is scary as hell, but for news coverage? This is a GIFT. "You can be banned for *buying* Game of Thrones." Send emails to journalists and news sites and communities you're a part of and talk about the dangers here. People are going to care about this a lot more when it's not just creators.

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HIS baklava

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excellently done

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Profile picture Nappy Dolemite (@nappydolemite.bsky.social) reposted

All I can say is, if and when this happens, do not let the people who facilitated this shit back into your life. They were willing to sacrifice us all for the bastard. Don't let them forget it, no matter what.

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Profile picture Zenos Galvus (@thetigeroftural.bsky.social) reposted

As requested

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Profile picture 🌱kit (@miqosquat.bsky.social) reposted

let's talk about the official scion post-possession recovery shirt, shall we

thancred, in the arr credits scene, wearing a plain white shirt with weird grey cuffs estinien, in bed after the nidhogg ordeal, wearing The Same Shirt
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Profile picture 🌱kit (@miqosquat.bsky.social) reposted

[ #nyahtag ] here's some nyah faces...I love him a lot and I'm actually putting my tag on properly this time...

a character expression sheet meme filled out with my miqo wol, nyah. the expressions are: poker-faced, wmiling, enraged, sad, weeping, bashful, impatient, surprised, submissive, dominant, in front of something they like, and in front of something they hate.
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IT SURE IS👀

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Profile picture Oat Mink (@oatmink.bsky.social) reposted

careful where you look

4 panel comic. In the first panel a man is looking at a woman's tits. On the woman's shirt it says
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omg he just keeps adding fuel to the fire youd think this was his first day online

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ok zelda until i fall asleep sword and shield maze is a fun one anyway maybe i can beat seasons tonight bc onyx is easy

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michael ragusa is a hell of a good fanfic writer ill give him that

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im rereading this sober now i feel like im having a stroke

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rudy was driving under that good ol new york coke

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what is the internet for if not for jerking it to weird anime porn and bullyimg billionaires?

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Profile picture JoGo (@akjakalope.bsky.social) reposted

I know two things about Rudy Giuliani: 1) IDGAF what happened to him or what kind of shape he’s in but whatever did happen; 2) it sure as shit didn’t go down like that.

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unless something weird happened in translation it seems to be his wife also said we’re using the internet wrong

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fall fall fall fall fall

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then she licks my hand as if to make up for it…. (it does)

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posting about bad cramps and i swear my cat is psychic because she decided to LEAP ON MY TORSO RIGHT AFTER

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thinking about the beautiful men @he-xuan.bsky.social showed me…….. had it not been for awful cramps id of started heaven officials blessings instead of getting stoned in bed playing oracle of seasons

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