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a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

release the dinner files

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

regardless of anyone's feelings on pornographic content, i'm afraid of what these policies from payment processors are going to mean for speech in an increasingly regressive society that views queerness in a narrowly sexual capacity.

AndyGHK (@andyghk.leftis.best) reposted

I love picking up my taller than me girlfriend because she goes “wh-whaaoaoo!!~ 💦” whenever I do. If I ever were to gym it up it would be for this purpose

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wh-whaaoaoo!!~

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we made it!

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

PEAK is a game everyone should play.

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i leave for one month and come home, unamused cat just stares from her bed. i go to the bathroom for five minutes and she is screaming and attacking the door. life is kinda like that.

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what

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mr. amtrak has decided aly will be 6 hours late to her mid-morning nap. this news is frustrating, but not unexpected.

Nefarious Filth Bird 𓅾 (@sasquatch.bsky.social) reposted

Dem consultants and comms have to be working for conservatives cause lmao

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

AMTRAK HAS MAC & CHEESE

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snarky AND wrong. you should write for the times.

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

yummy salad moment

AndyGHK (@andyghk.leftis.best) reposted

Trying out something new called “sleep-edging” for 12 hours, where instead of cumming at the end, you just feel really bad.

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

interstate greyhound. *OWIE BUTT OOF OUCH CRUNCH CRACK* think ill fly next time!

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

NEVERMIND. I HATE THE BUS. MY ASS HURTS.

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

i like public transit so much, im gonna ride the bus for 12 hours with a bunny wabbit.

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

media when rightwing candidate did sex crimes five minutes ago: "oh yes, sir. thank you, sir. good apology, sir." media when leftist candidate did petty theft in college: "𝓼𝓸𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓬 𝓹𝓲𝓵𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮😢"

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

i ate three erasers yesterday and my stomach still hurts

very tall bart (@tallbart.com) reposted

Every online interaction now is like Normal guy: I just saw a dog piss on a fire hydrant like in the cartoons Someone’s uncle: Yeah I call bull. That never happened. Also cartoons are for children. Get a job

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Zohran rips off his rubber mask to reveal Rudy Giuliani

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

uh oh! that's probably really bad! we should do something else!

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

a beautiful ladybug landed on my bathroom windowsill this morning and danced to my ipod. i hope they return tomorrow!🐞

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

ubuudubadbugubbada

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please dear god my account is overdrafted i need this please buy in

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

what about TUNAcoin?

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looking into this

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@rsdrsr.bsky.social look at this

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

she ate my last can of expired cranberry sauce !!

a stupid cat ensnared (@alyoooop.bsky.social)

tuna's in jail. she's the bad. i hate the stinker.