Why is Marsha using a photo from 30+ years ago?
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Why is Marsha using a photo from 30+ years ago?
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Do we know what agency or private airline is delighted to fly children into dangerous conditions?
After last week's Cabinet meeting, there's no wayyy she'd be accused of shining us on about AI. Or anything.
I would also be very enthused if a Weekend at Bernie's happened to JD Vance. He might seem more like a real boy.
I wonder if the aides discreetly stock the room with Mentholatum to help the self-abasers manage the stink emanating from the Dick-Tator. Rubio and Hegseth always seem to be stationed next to him and Tator's diaper will be full after 3 hours.
I'm envisioning each of these soulless creatures hanging upside down, rope around their ankles when the administration implodes. It's a lovely aspirational goal.
Yesterday's flag burning pronouncement can't possibly be law yet. Why are the LE ants detaining him? Are they untrained? Misinformed?
DeSantis' makeup artists hate him.
What in the buttered biscuit hell is this demented moron babbling about?
Bless all of you patriots!
Is that why he dropped out of college his sophomore year?
Entirely self-referential: all four parts
Wow, this spokeswoman is straight out of the 1980s with her dirigible-volume blowout and Valley Girl narration. I'm guessing she'll advocate for several American Girls dioramas at the Smithsonian.
Saint Pampers?
That DPS officer threatened her because HE lost track of her while she was on a walk. He must be a frequent flyer at Voodoo Donuts and has a hard time walking faster than a 90 yr old using a walker. A man of mighty girth and bad knees.
And do we need to start boycotting Home Depot and Lowe's if they are supporting illegal captures? I'm game.
What do Flock cameras look like and what is the best way to interrupt their feed?
Came here to post this 😆 with the added suggestion that she first punch pinholes in the leather, so that it really soaks in.
Another massive failure by Chief of Staff Suzi Wiles. Trump should have been fully prepped and provided with a high ranking facilitator since it is a given that Trump will wander around between Saturn's moons in his deteriorating brain.
Another Pick Me republican, wearing orange makeup like Diaper Don, dunking on Zelinsky, who is 100x the leader he could ever hope to be.
Suzie Wiles is failing miserably as Chief of Staff. Have you noticed how she has dodged the spotlight? A decent chief of staff would have straightened out these nincompoops a few months ago.
The real reason ICE doesn't wear uniforms: these meal team six dudes can't fit into standard issue 'form pants and the tent makers are working overtime getting ready for tailgate season.
Stephen, tell us you flunked statistics and basic maths without telling us you flunked statistics and basic math.
Senator Haggerty got up early this morning for a fresh application of Just For Men in Darkest Brown before his little KKK overview of the census. What is it with Tennessee's senators and their bizarre hair?
Will has earned that pencil neck. He likely screams when encountering a spider.
Off topic but related: is Will Cain, he of the functional falsetto, among the very few adult men who never experienced the voice break? He sounds like he could audition for Alvin and the chipmunks and be seriously considered.
Who paid her to bring this suit? She's not the brightest bulb and likely has received state assistance for parts of her life where she was a single mom (frequently, it appears). Someone with an agenda funded her.
What in the hell did this stuttering blonde blow-up doll just attempt to explain? Word salad hypothetical scenario.
Not sure what you're talking about but I approve of placing Rufo and extermination in a sentence.
Tom Cotton, Mr. Stolen Valor, once again blurting out why he needs testosterone supplementation. He'd scream like a catamount if surprised by a spider.
This is a photo of the whitest white dude I've seen all year. Who thinks he sleeps in a coffin?
Penske goes on the boycott list, along with UHaul (they rent to Nazi incels in khaki pants).
Serious question: How long before the steroids destroy his internal organs?
His blazer buttons are really struggling, though. Early onset Lopsa Disease.
In his conservative, reactionary ire, Mamet is veering rather too close to RFKs vocal range and I do not want to hear another fashy peep from him.
1500% this.
Never forget for a moment that this is Marco Rubio's doing. When this fascist regime goes down, Rubio should spend a few months in the El Salvador prison prior to his trial on human rights abuse.
If the Dems hole up in Chicago, they'll be safe from Texas law enforcement. Those MAGA lawmen are TERRIFIED of big cities.
Has anyone checked Grandpa Underpants for dementia? Threatening a lawsuit over a vendor refusing to sell you pierogies at a tiny farmer's market BECAUSE YOU ARE AN INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS ASSHOLE is pretty crazy behavior.
Just subscribed yearly! You are one of the clearest voices explaining late stage capitalism and, hopefully, the way forward while dropping the outdated baggage along the way.
Has anyone ever totalled the Federal handouts, subsidies and tax breaks to every business in the supply chain for big oil and big coal? It has to be in the trillions.
Someone in State government needs to check Uthmeier's laptop for kiddie porn. His actions so far in his current and former role as AG and CoS suggest an amoral, cheating, embezzling, sexually confused authoritarian personality.
The worst job report YET in 5 years.
I'm gonna have to insist that someone convince Doug Burgum to stick a metal fork into a socket. 'Kay?
Slotkin can't stay on one message if she was super glued to it. She's like a damned windsock. Blowing every which way. Incredibly phoney.
Wasn't Temu Wolverine caught with porn on his laptop?
The thought cloud over Ursula's head: "what a whiny ass-clown; sometimes I hate this job."
I love it for Herr Drumpf that the groyper graphic designers left the neck vagina in the image.
Fox: The Pedo Apologist Channel
What a lineup of losers!
You just know creepy Hegseth will have bathroom monitoring feeds on his phone.
So Jason Smith spent the weekend hiding in the basement?
I don't think you have a choice today. You and the cat must party like it's 1999.
The Branch Dividendians.
I take from this action that Rubio is at minimum a pedophile ally and at maximum an aspirational pedophile.
Okay. This is the final straw for my WAPO subscription. I hope Mr. Bump still graces us with his erudite opinions on another, more democratically supportive platform soon.
I trust the clever Romanian hackers to make sure money drains out of the accounts of Romanian/European contractors and politicians so that progress on construction is perpetually stalled.
The Vapid Edgelords: a non-ironic yacht rock cover band based out of Palo Alto
A prospective judge lying to Congress during his confirmation hearing seems disqualifying.
Nobody has a phone camera? No one can linger in the hall to snap a photo? The interwebs could id these "lawyers" in 2 or 3 hours.
Does anyone else think Sam Altman looks like Dobby the House Elf?
Following in his fuhrer's footsteps. Walking out in a legitimate bill.
Chris Wright gets an A+ for purple prose, though. Surprised the Economist didn't push back on the *shackles humanity* descriptor.
Can no one in this administration find clothing that fits?? That blazer is struggling mightily to contain her arms.
Here's a guess: neither has a Johnson that works right.
Um, given that Gimenez is neck deep in South Florida politics and was born in Cuba, does anyone know how beholden he is the the so-called Cuban Mafia? They're on the corruption spectrum. Is this a pot/kettle statement?
Has anyone checked Lawler's laptop for kiddie porn? His dodging of the issue is very sus.
This is the jewel box of a museum I advise my friends to not miss when visiting the Big Apple. Exquisite artworks and a fountain-enhanced courtyard to relax in before venturing out into the modern world again.
Were you at Jon Ossoff's rally?
Who da fuq is this far right Oreo?
She and Trump have no clue how FEMA has worked in the past and has no interest in helping victims.
Noem is going for the Marsh Blackburn, Jr look. You can see her hair extensions losing their grip as she spouts her nonsense.
Ashley Moody is what Katie Britt would transform into after a rabid dog bit her.
Brooke Rollins is pulling ahead in the race to the bottom among the Cabinet of Deplorables.
Mike Johnson is the most profoundly lazy politician we have in the house.
Well, his board shitcanned him for being a manipulative creep in 2023. His employees decided they liked that about him and he got his job back. I think he's an emotionally immature jerk who's whining about who will stick up for the poor billionaires. He always has the choice to keep quiet.
I'm sorry, but if this poncey asshole wants to keep lying about Dear Leader he needs serious speech therapy.
I throw up in my mouth a little when anyone serves banana pudding or pineapple upside down cake.
I'm rooting for the incurable cancer option.
Sounds like Stephen Miller has also taken over White House comms department.
Can someone Marsha's staff remind her about basic grooming?
Why are they asking the Agriculture Secretary about this? This isn't in her portfolio. Could they find no other glib GOP liar?
Richard G has never met a fact he couldn't distort.
This seems about white for a DeSantis project. Ronnie and his chief goon James U are not great with the details. Wonder how big a kickback he and Casey are getting from the contracting firms?
Has Brandon Gill met redneck men eating wings?
Kristi Noem can't even fill out her paperwork correctly. How will she manage the bloated Homeland Security budget?
What about the audiobooks being narrated by machines? They are proliferating.
Can Fetterman even read yet? He seems to have skipped a lot of his suggested rehab.
The milk frother
I'm rethinking the Kavenaugh "I like beer" tantrum. It seems so reasonable in retrospect.
Is DuhSantis waddling? Looks like he's waddling. Another Ozempic failson. Oh, and of course he's thrilled that he gets to re-enact his glorious youth at Guantanamo.
He's explaining what Fox "News" does, as an alumnus.
What is it with the resurgence of Brylcreem?
To be fair, JD didn't actually spend much time actually in the Senate.
Wow, a Valley girl with a dairy allergy is Noem's spokesperson? Tracks.
He's giving off used carwash salesman vibes here.
BA is gunning for Mike Huckabee's ambassadorship when Mike gets raptured during the next Iranian missile spree. He's been pissy for months about not being tapped to join the techbro edgelords in the White House.
I love that if a person (or AI) took a head shot of every Republican male (and most female) Senators and merged them, then did the same with voice prints, they would end up with the actor and his messaging in this political ad.
