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Bespoke Dog

@amalgamrex.bsky.social

Spike/Rex - He/They/It - ╶⃝⃤ - Human Impersonator - Alleged Artist - Website Maker - No Minors lol Icon- @excelexcelsior.bsky.social‬

created October 16, 2024

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Profile picture Van (@megalardon.bsky.social) reposted

friend just called hyper boobs on a nb person "Big Neutrals" and now that phrase is seared onto the front of my brain thanks

3/9/2025, 5:29:33 PM | 972 318 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

Most pet ownership seems to be Hello would you like a beast made of glass and with a pension for suicide? Theyve also got a lil face. That will be one trillion dollars

4/9/2025, 11:02:57 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨ DewBuck ✨ (@dewbuck.bsky.social) reposted

patch notes dropped

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2/9/2025, 6:41:55 AM | 196 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy🍬🐇 (@taffywabbit.bsky.social) reposted

what if a creature was both strange and hilarious. multifaceted.

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7/6/2025, 2:13:45 AM | 1486 502 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture punkitt ⭐ birthday on the 24th! :3 (@punkitt.bsky.social) reposted

had to draw this

4/9/2025, 2:03:36 AM | 5711 2175 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

sighs.. googles something

3/9/2025, 2:19:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ( ë ) (@ensioen.bsky.social) reposted

かわいい

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3/9/2025, 3:17:31 AM | 273 73 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture robdog 👾 (@robdogdraws.bsky.social) reposted

I like this video

3/9/2025, 12:56:39 AM | 1109 370 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jones! Working on Comms (@prinxe.bsky.social) reposted

now

1/9/2025, 12:54:24 PM | 1920 1126 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

The best part about death generator is actually watching you slowly pull apart a games text boxes and rebuilding them peice by peice

1/9/2025, 3:58:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris grawly (@grawly.bsky.social) reposted

I’m literally just trying to read a goddamn paragraph

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1/9/2025, 12:34:02 AM | 111 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 👁️🍄🪸 (@bloomfilters.bsky.social) reposted

i just learned that gooseworx of tadc fame is a trans woman truly women can do anything

31/8/2025, 9:11:04 PM | 510 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oregon 🕎🎲 (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted

Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this

Japanese stage play of Dracula the Musical with an all female caste
31/8/2025, 10:18:29 AM | 4941 2064 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 (@b0tster.yeag.gay) reposted

in unreal engine you plug men together

31/8/2025, 7:50:16 PM | 3456 839 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mellodillo (@mellodillo.bsky.social) reposted

💥💥💥

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30/8/2025, 9:04:47 PM | 479 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dani - Comms CLOSED reopening October (@angusburgers.bsky.social) reposted

Donkey Boye

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30/8/2025, 9:20:28 PM | 2144 495 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture punkitt ⭐ birthday on the 24th! :3 (@punkitt.bsky.social) reposted

its true

30/8/2025, 8:38:22 PM | 730 107 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mae (@maebold.bsky.social) reposted

Fake whimsycels when a real silly billy shows up.

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30/8/2025, 5:44:48 AM | 181 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture punkitt ⭐ birthday on the 24th! :3 (@punkitt.bsky.social) reposted

30/8/2025, 8:19:58 PM | 1619 240 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cagle Cats (@caglecats.bsky.social) reposted

Just Orange Boys

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30/8/2025, 5:21:08 PM | 640 130 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted

donald trump has been running sprints back and forth between yankee stadium and jfk airport since dawn. he just went past my apartment. i obviously oppose him politically in every way but i gotta call it how i see it: that dude is SO fucking fast. fastest i've ever seen a man run. he was flying

30/8/2025, 3:56:50 PM | 1832 171 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

Tyler the Creator writing another song about how much he fucking loves eating pussy

30/8/2025, 7:51:04 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

america will commit acts of necromancy for the president

30/8/2025, 5:22:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

listen man i was there when he got LITERAL COVID wake me tf up when its on the news lmao

30/8/2025, 5:19:41 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Cuix (@thecuix.bsky.social) reposted

you're the main reason to keep on going

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29/8/2025, 6:48:52 PM | 10108 4110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gauntletqueen (@gauntletqueen.bsky.social) reposted

INFINITE NUKE BUILD IS KIND OF REALLY FUCKING GOOD IS THE THING

29/8/2025, 7:08:24 PM | 96 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gene Altered Roll Slop (@lachm.page) reposted reply parent

1.

11/9/2024, 11:24:04 PM | 2182 1001 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Walaber (@walaber.com) reposted

A new build of our daily-warioware-like-in-your-browser thing is up now! In addition to the official daily playlist there is now an "explore" tab with more games to play every day. We have created over 50 micro games so far! Play it at toyful.fun (works on phones!)

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27/8/2025, 6:54:52 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture punkitt ⭐ birthday on the 24th! :3 (@punkitt.bsky.social) reposted

lets fucking go get his ass

29/8/2025, 12:07:54 AM | 413 240 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

Gatekeeping that

28/8/2025, 11:31:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

The wife's been watching nothing but one British TV show all day. Girls help

28/8/2025, 1:56:46 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 1:55:35 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

did a duty roulette while my laptops screen was literally giving out. im the fucking GOAT

28/8/2025, 12:14:46 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clay 🪴 (@claypot.blue) reposted reply parent

90. 🩲

9/6/2025, 3:56:30 AM | 85 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clay 🪴 (@claypot.blue) reposted reply parent

77. 🐴

16/2/2025, 1:15:19 PM | 115 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clay 🪴 (@claypot.blue) reposted reply parent

65. 💈❄️

25/12/2024, 8:27:40 PM | 152 41 | View on Bluesky | view

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34. 🪥

13/11/2024, 8:32:54 PM | 162 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reposted

Transfem Charmuro yuri where Amuro transitions and bc that blonde bitch CANNOT be outplayed like that Char also transitions

2/8/2025, 10:48:52 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reposted

The Gunk Soul Brother

7/8/2025, 8:45:12 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reposted

transmasc cover band called Girls II Men

9/8/2025, 11:24:03 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

eat is right 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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27/8/2025, 8:39:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

formal announcement that my stance on kink rn is "whatever just dont hurt somebody irl. (wo their permission) ok" no more kink discourse

27/8/2025, 8:28:59 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?

27/8/2025, 4:22:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

GESS WHAT KEYS N MY KEYBARD ARE FCKNG BRKEN EVERYNE. T MIGHT JST BE HALF F MY FCKNGI VWELS!

26/8/2025, 9:45:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

Love the idea in theory but one cat scan will tear your entire face clean off

26/8/2025, 7:09:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeonic|Scanlations (@zeonicscans.bsky.social) reposted

The difficulties in drawing Char, as explained by Kotobuki:

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26/8/2025, 3:42:53 PM | 229 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture X ΘΔ (@xkeeper.net) reposted

presented without comment: ★ the floppy disk alignment chart ★

one of those alignment charts. along the top:
25/8/2025, 8:45:26 PM | 576 231 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

was writing a character w ptsd and midway through I went and checked my work and found that i managed to ace it w any prior knowledge and uh oh!! UH OH!!!!!!

25/8/2025, 9:34:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

my mustache is getting visible...

25/8/2025, 9:31:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture link (t)wink :certified_catboy: (@twink.men) reposted

Photo of an orange cat around fallen similarly orange leaves with text
17/8/2025, 6:53:49 PM | 3839 1840 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

The difference between balatro and raccoin is that in raccoin im throwing money at the machine and grinning as it dumps serotonin on me. Balatro got me acting like im in the war room planning my next move

25/8/2025, 11:25:48 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture woke dog (she/her) (@wolfgirlcassie.bsky.social) reposted

this is where i watched those zoomers get butt mogged Raphael

25/8/2025, 7:32:42 AM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 6:11:47 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 6:12:51 PM | 30 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 6:14:16 PM | 159 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

me too

24/8/2025, 10:51:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

Raccoin add an endless mode and my life is yours

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24/8/2025, 8:15:17 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

Uhm the title screen for oddworld made me cry as a Lil baby

23/8/2025, 11:41:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Schkade (@danschkade.bsky.social) reposted

I GAVE MY LIFE TO CHRIST IN A CRACKER BARREL PARKING LOT

Dracula Flow
21/8/2025, 9:40:19 PM | 134 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@topmarx.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Important detail: John Brown was going around fighting and killing slaveowners with the sickest looking longsword I've ever seen

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20/8/2025, 5:22:22 AM | 2716 801 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

Its truuuuuueeeeeeeeee

23/8/2025, 9:27:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

God gave us huge tits so that we have a place for cats to try and stand on

23/8/2025, 9:26:04 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

*GRABS YOUR CONTEXT FLAIR IN MY HAND* they bitch and moan about art that doesnt fit their exact standards and have been doing this for literal years

23/8/2025, 8:25:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

dont like flexing my haterness but just blocked LavenderTowne <3 I'm healing

23/8/2025, 8:23:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aubrey F. Westmoreland (@gayspacedeer.bsky.social) reposted

[homestar runner voice] hetewonowmative

22/8/2025, 3:13:49 PM | 653 261 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kroger ain't even sell cards anymore. It's bad.

23/8/2025, 1:26:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 12:41:24 AM | 48 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture (nsfw) Rabid Cowolf (18+) (@rabidcowolf.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

www.agcc.co.uk/news-article...

22/8/2025, 9:10:04 PM | 238 87 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture twist (@twist.dog) reposted

It's Whine Time !!!

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23/8/2025, 12:29:52 AM | 1321 293 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its consumed for sustenance

22/8/2025, 11:48:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 8:55:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fogor <3

22/8/2025, 8:52:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

Lots of blurry footage filmed over the devs shoulder of a really zoomed fighting game. Of the character just. Standing there. Maybe punching something once. Moving 2 inches. Good job marketing this bro so proud of you

22/8/2025, 8:51:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

Local news covered some guy who just released a game and they made sure it looked really. Not Good.

22/8/2025, 8:48:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

Haven't touched my site in a big way for a While but im keeping backups incase I feel the need to skedaddle to like... idk I hear Nekowebs a good alternative

22/8/2025, 3:04:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Straight up wint belive silksong is gonna happen until its in my hands

21/8/2025, 11:31:14 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 8:04:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ik my wife thinks shes got a banger tweet bc she'll read it out loud to me unprompted

21/8/2025, 7:51:46 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they havee been burning the everloving SHIT outta them...

20/8/2025, 5:07:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lyra~ 🌙👀😈🦇 (@lyraxite.bsky.social) reposted

🏳️‍⚧️

A two panel comic. The first panel is labeled
19/8/2025, 3:02:39 PM | 2509 676 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture woke dog (she/her) (@wolfgirlcassie.bsky.social) reposted

baseball is so funny because all the men look like this

big booty jerma meme image
5/4/2025, 12:49:29 AM | 29 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice hand army bunlith

20/8/2025, 1:14:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

Yeah sure new bubsy game. Whatever man. God's dead anyways

19/8/2025, 10:26:55 PM | 6 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture arby "fangoriously devoured" fish (@fangly.bsky.social) reposted

Every vocaloid song is either like "i love you so much i have no choice but to tear off our skin" or "my favorite vegetable is yellow squash. Here are 16 dishes you can make with it at home"

17/3/2025, 6:02:00 PM | 357 142 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mallow (@mallow.gay) reposted

Sure, fuck it

19/8/2025, 5:46:04 PM | 132 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture StrawHatPyro (@strawhatpyro.bsky.social) reposted

It's teto Tuesday

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19/8/2025, 6:54:51 PM | 915 334 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

So many stories about Stevie Wonder totally faking his blindness and nobody considering that... You know blind doesnt mean *darkness forever* right?

19/8/2025, 8:25:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social) reply parent

There are MORE. several more. that are just kinda sitting around in there. Ide sell them if I knew ppl would buy them. 5 bucks each or somethin idk its not that important to me

19/8/2025, 5:05:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

my best kept secret is that ive had a ponytown account since i was a teen and have Several pony ocs sitting in there chilling out

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Exclusionists were a huge disc horse on Tumblr back then so it was def a lot of ppl fighting back against the idea that u need dysphoria to be trans. But apso terfs were trying to convince transmascs to detransition. A lot

17/8/2025, 11:52:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

That one era where "you don't need top surgery or hrt to be trans!!" Posts were like, everywhere.

17/8/2025, 11:47:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spelled his name wrong *dies*

17/8/2025, 11:41:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If she or Tryion dies I will literally drop this show /THREAT

17/8/2025, 11:41:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bespoke Dog (@amalgamrex.bsky.social)

We all got that one character that we would raise as our own and she is mine. I birthed her. Coughed her tf up.

17/8/2025, 11:36:42 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open (@dylanmacri.bsky.social) reposted

She is me and I am her and both of us are Jughead.

Dungeon Meshi fast food ad of Izutsumi biting a four patty cheesy burger
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Profile picture woke dog (she/her) (@wolfgirlcassie.bsky.social) reposted

was trying to google kbbq places near me but accidentally typed "Korean BBW" and got so hard they had to take me to the emergency room

16/8/2025, 11:27:33 PM | 27 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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