goodnight bestie!! may the yuri goddess grant you sweet dreams of beautiful women kissing
── .✦ they/she • 22 • mdni ── .✦ champion of loving women ── .✦ furby fanatic + yuri enthusiast
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goodnight bestie!! may the yuri goddess grant you sweet dreams of beautiful women kissing
now this i can get behind
I GOTCHU HOMIE 🫡
milk is banned but pilk is okay
guess i’ll explode then
actually. y’know. as long as it’s specially furry yaoi propaganda i’m all for it. ONLY if it’s furry shit though
<333
can a milk enjoyer and a milk hater really make it work…
MILK DRINKER MILK DRINKER 🫵🫵🫵
ikr it’s so fucked up and evil of her
LIES! LIES AND BLASPHEMY!
no i’m the pope, yuri god told me herself
@porygirl.xyz you see this? make sure you burn it into your brain.
it’s right there in the lesbian ten commandments thou shalt not drink milk
yuri hell is full of yaoi
thank god, i can execute people and charge them money to get into yuri heaven in peace
CHARLIE YOU’RE A GENIUS I WOULD ABSOLUTELY HOST SOMETHING LIKE THIS LMAOOOOOO
that means you’d be british though….
leah. leah you should let me execute people for drinking milk.
well i’m not god so i find that some sins are unforgivable
i take it back i’m not helping you find a wife /j
aes. don’t do this to me. pls don’t tell me ur a milk stan……
as the yuri pope it is only fitting i would help find you a match 🙂↕️
sorry oomf…. i can’t have this negativity in my life /j
#lesbiansky I need ur help finding my good friend @aestrophe.plus.tattoo a baddie cause I cant see them in the gutters no more perks: - intelligent - women appreciator - loves persona 5 - full of good takes - vampires - worships halsey Dm me or @amelie.yuri.observer With applications
not my circus, not my monkeys. but my god, i love watching the monkeys terrorize everyone else
cow milk yeah LMAO i love dairy products i just hate drinking straight up milk
fuck…. what do we both like…. women?? we both like women??
that is acceptable!!! when people drink it straight it scares me a little bit bc i think milk tastes so gross plain lol
STAY BACK
oomf…. how could you betray me like this…
if you drink milk i need you to stay 1000 feet away from me Please and Thank You
i’m a lesbian and i started drooling a little bit when ares popped up on my screen…. he’s so gorgeous…..
IT FR IS!! also they’re all hot so that’s a bonus LMAO
FUCK YEAHHHH i’m playing it for the first time and i’m very excited!!!
IT’S SO DIFFICULT BUT SO FUN
THAT SOUNDS SOOOOO GOOD OMG
please be a hot woman please be a hot woman please be a hot woman please be a hot woman please be a hot woman please be a hot woman
oughhhh i need that drink NOWWWW
SHE’S SOOOOO FUCKING FINE I NEED HER NOWWWW…. I COULD TREAT HER SO WELL
fr though 😭😭 this game is pissing me off but i NEED to see the rest of the gods
i saw dionysus and nearly fell out of my chair
finally playing hades… first of all, i am so bad at this game. second of all. why did they make everyone so fucking hot.
just looked them up and i must say. i see you and i understand you. carry on!
too many lesbians are too far gone…. how do we stop this epidemic….
wait holy shit that’s so sweet i had no idea 😭
HEAVEN KNOWS IT’S ONE HELL OF A RIDE BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT (FOR YOUR LIFE)
*through tears* it’ll be all over soon, kitten…
“how dare you say we piss on the poor” vibes
i’m so sorry, we’ve gotta put you down 💔 /j
you have thirteen copies of the same taylor swift album i don’t think you can talk 🤨
jihyo is god so it’s an exception
if i ever become super obsessed with a celebrity or whatever i need you to take me out back and shoot me
ELF
the mother the daughter and the holy strap
HELPPPPP I THINK I’VE SEEN THAT CLIP TOO IT’S SO GOOD
gynecologists be like:
my favorite photos of me are ones where i look like a little bug or a strange creature
same way i felt when i hit post
as the yuri pope, i am canceling all student loans for lesbians
you fascinate me
hey babygirl let me take a gander at your cooter
pum pum and cooter are the top two pussy nicknames ever
i haven’t played it !!! i’m very excited to start playing it i think i’m gonna get ice cream as my treat….. i haven’t had ice cream in a week and i’m having withdrawals 💔💔
i’m doing okay !! im gonna start playing hades today and also go get a little treat 🙂↕️ how are you!!!
hewwo
i keep my vibrator in the same drawer as my bible because i like to thank god every time i cum 🤍
estrogen would’ve saved hamlet
i’m gonna spoil sv for you and that’s a threat
fucked up and evil of you
NOOOO I NEED HER TO FINISH IT SO I CAN TALK ABOUT THE ENDING
don’t encourage her i need her to finish pokemon sv before she starts anything else
I LOVE BREAD ROLLS!!!!!!!
it should’ve been but i am finally off !!!! yippee !!!!!
slocolate slip (slime chocolate chip)
in the slimed club. straight up “gloopin it”
i’ll bring cookies !!!!
never mind i now have two hours left on my shift because the closer called off so i have to stay late 💔💔
who want to #gloop me
and you KNOW she oozin all over the place
LMFAOOOOOO
finally someone agrees with me 🙏
oh so you DON’T wanna get slimed? 🤨
this is one of my tamer posts ngl
sliming her goopy style
ngl i just accepted that you were gonna be shooting customers LMFAO
thank u i already made my goal today anyways so all customers are useless this point forward
sleah is also slime leah…..
thank you…. the plan is to lay on the floor until customers come in, i think that will help
tummy hurts and i still have an hour left to go in my shift…..
this is my favorite post on bsky ever
scratchin my butt and realizing it lowkey has crazy recoil
The only post worth a bookmark
what if we all became slime
i wish i was full of slime
pepsi milk. pizza milk. many forms of pilk exist, each worse than the last
