you are in my top 5 posters because I have said near this exact thing to people before
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you are in my top 5 posters because I have said near this exact thing to people before
ouuugh I’m activated to get more drinkys
“There’s a big heart in a big underground castle that pumps out our universe and pumps in another universe and that’s why for some reason I can make laser beams and eat people with my brain” is all you need. Literally anything more creative than “Wizards have magic übermensch blood”
I’m serious that after the revolution that bourgeois institution shall be replaced by Trade School Tube or Factory Tube and it will employ all of the transsexuals of the Albion Oblast to make educational videos about how evil the british empire was.
the only “fleshed out” magic system I really like is Tamsyn Muir’s in her locked tomb system. everything else should just be answered with a big-ass shrug and an “I CAST SHIT YOURSELF”
Thumbnail soyface budget: $4000 Production budget: $10000 Research budget: $40 Star Trek alum budget: $30000 Sensitivity reader budget: $6 someone good with money please help me, my channel is starving.
Hi, I'm Jonathan Frakes. Breadtubers have lost all credibility, so they're borrowing some of mine
Stripping Palestinians of the ability to enter a safe country while being denied the most basic human rights at home is blatant collective punishment and a clear deprivation of dignity and humanity. Millions are forced to live under occupation, without water, electricity, or
reading this felt like discovering one of those tribes of people who have had no contact with the outside world
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
15 years ago today I took an incredibly on-the-nose photo
Imagine being the Secret Service guy tasked with finding a copy of the Silmarillion fast enough so J.D. can swear in before Miller finds out.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroch... 👍
I hate journalists more than most people. More than is probably normal. but this is a rare Taylor Lorenz W
oic
I call that hot guy on youtube "Tedn Vision"
she has such a poster's heart that even though she's gone, she's still cooking bangers in the dms
do you think "Dark Money" refers to the shade of the people doing the bribes? Really?
it was beautiful and flawed and really deserved better. nothing comes close to it, especially not no man's sky, which is just...well, it's ass. it may WORK now but it's still ass.
Bees?
man...what happened to Spore? Remember Spore? There were some really cool designers making some really cool spaceships. I downloaded one shaped like a nautilus it ruled
beeves
space guevara drinkin' paint outta the can
Hi, I'm Jonathan Frakes. Breadtubers have lost all credibility, so they're borrowing some of mine
everyone coming out against Lorenz's article is mostly going "erm... what do you mean DARK money? What does the color of the money have to do with our payoffs? Seems a little racist to me! 🐸🍵" and it's gonna 100% work on the online democratic juicers
you mean based saw
that’s not really in the spirit of the “star trek man is in the youtube now! youtube is like TV!” attitude man.
cool vid! love Jonathan Frakes! Coulda used a sensitivity reader? Like if you have a Jonathan Frakes money…
you can’t ask an ice dweller not to give their take. you can’t just ask a moon cricket to not say what they think. that’s what freedom of speech is. it’s white people being allowed to give their hot spicy takes on every other race
Ok I fixed my rebelle issue let's GO. ( I had it set to the wrong tablet mode and it was zooming and rotating wildly )
ugh. that's so craven.
We can't expect them all to be Mariam Margoyles or Vanesssa Redgrave. You'll find most british actresses, especially today, have cowardly and self-serving beliefs. it is their nature, why would you expect more of them?
Armed al-Qassam operatives break into my house and I'm just sitting in my beanbag chair like:
craziest detail revealed in this interview about october 7th is that this lady's daughter was so locked in she didn't even notice. iPad Baby Generation
every time I see a khiver I shed a tear. that's fucked up what the white man did to you comrade, I will pray and fight for your freedom. you are in shackles. you a victim
another 7 trillion to israel because these demons get a cut
America is a death cult
we are ngmi
keep art human.
amerifat soldiers on their way to die for israel:
Omen
this is the house from Heretic
it doesn’t.
if white people don't force an outnumbered and outgunned indigenous population into a Trail of Tears every few years they get antsy.
vaxxed
if the French just disarm and return wehrmacht hostages there is no way Germany could continue the offensive.
based
Similarly, a lot of people have asked: why has the "war" on Gaza not ended? Why won't Hamas surrender? Well, to invert the comparison to WW2 that pro-Israel people love to use so often, Israel's offer is not "surrender and Palestinians will get to live" it's, "surrender and then die".
America turning on the Muslim Brotherhood after using them as an anticommunist proxy force for decades:
Genocide. We all need to keep collectively calling it exactly what it is. Especially us cis folks. When they’re done gunning for the most vulnerable groups they’ll just go after the next most vulnerable and won’t stop because they never stop. Thats what hatred is. It’s Genocide, plain and simple.
if I had a billi I would make a Nasser biopic in a heartbeat. they’d kill me bro.
feel like pure shit I just want him back
hey,
borrowed $400 and I'm gonna be paying that back for the rest of the year since I only do dubiously legal gig work so yeah. I guess I'm not gonna be going to chicago this fall
I don’t think i’ll watch that philosophy tube video I don’t want to see the british talk about colonizing indigenous land. it always comes off as a victory lap.
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if they hit Taylor Lorenz with any of these bangers they’d completely dominate but they’re afraid of muslims and arabs so they will just whine about the left
Israel does not need an Epstein anymore. they already own our government. Congress gives them our tax dollars, then a cut of that money is given back through AIPAC lobbying. They are not blackmailed. they’re not even being bribed. it’s a mob. it’s just money laundering.
This was why we invaded Iraq btw. And why we deposed Gaddafi. Israel ordered us to do it, and Israel is where our government launders our tax dollars to be repaid through AIPAC, so we send our sons wherever Israel wants them to die. You have no fucking say in the matter.
Israel’s foot soldiers are getting fucked. Israel’s tanks are getting wrecked. they cannot control the gaza strip. and they have lost all the goodwill they’ve bought with hollywood and the western press, because of the valiant journalists and the heroes of the resistance showing them for cowards.
they fell for their own propaganda. they think muslims are shiftless and greedy, so they assumed Hamas would be satisfied to rule over Gaza and be scary and zealous for the western cameras. they didn’t think that Hamas would actually be a national liberation force. and now they’re fucked.
Israel created Daesh for this purpose, Israel assassinated or bribed every secular palestinian force for this purpose, Israel tilted the scales for Hamas for this purpose.
Syria and Yemen were the only regional actors not captured by US bayonet diplomacy and now look at Syria. it’s going to be kept in a state of permanent civil war and that’s what Israel wants for every arab nation it hasn’t conquered, genocided, and repopulated with dumb orthodox hicks.
Hezbollah is a paramilitary force because the actual Lebanese army is an extension of the IDF. Lebanon is completely cucked by western interest. This nonviolent shit will get your ass turned out by the mossad.
stop pretending Egypt or Jordan or Turkey have any form of national sovereignty. they will roll over and let Israel conquer them before they do anything. They are the US state, and only JDPON Don will be stupid enough to ruin those relations. he is the slaying sword of american hegemony. watch.
The fact that 1 in 4 people are more pro Hamas than Israel is a wild shift. 20 years ago that number would be like 5% max. You cannot understate how hard Israel has completely destroyed their image globally.
reem deserves our support!
I’m being told that he wants to go to heaven. Sir if you are concerned with the status of your immortal soul, you can be redeemed with one simple step
i hate cars so much
here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
the ruling classes of various countries have been learning that they can get away with basically anything and push new biopolitical control methods as long as they keep the populace in a perpetual sexual panic over trans women existing
a refusal to use Memri TV memes is why democratic operatives will never beat the dark money allegations.
Griffin’s definition of fascism as palingenetic ultranationalism—specifically a reactionary nostalgia for a lost history of the nation that never existed—remains undefeated. A nostalgia for a type of bread that is ubiquitous, created in the 20th century, and rage towards bread as old as civilisation
why would a US proxy hurt another US proxy?
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
woaj…
can I say something about 70s george lucas without everyone getting mad
"Did you get that picture of George Lucas?" "Yup, real fucking sexy, just as you asked.é "Wait, what?"
i don’t want to go higher than 40 mph. driving is scary and awful. if I’m leaving my neighborhood there should be a train to take me
rip Plymouth they used to make cars for blue collar idiots like me
perfect truck size.
get ‘em!
it’s very cute!
god I want a Lada so badly. cute little easy to maintain car that will last my whole life and doesn’t sink into the mud during the winter.
ok this one i need to post on main because it feels very relevant with how many people talk about fucking their clone on this god forsaken website
got a genuine zoinks scoob outta me
it be like that
did your account get hacked or are you on demon hours
you are such a scuzzy little demon dude.
does this seem like normal behavior to you
ok well please indulge me in not double dipping for attention in my replies.
ok
i can work with that
