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Matt

@amphicyon.bsky.social

Competent cook and baker, a joy to have in class and/or lunchtime detention.

created October 18, 2023

24 followers 170 following 8 posts

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How did they miss making it a Jucy Lucy?

31/8/2025, 8:27:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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rtdb

29/8/2025, 12:08:53 AM | 43 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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SCOOP— FEMA essential functions are at "high risk" of not functioning properly just days before hurricane season because of staffing shortages, per a recent internal memo obtained by The Handbasket. These deficiencies "may disrupt life-saving and life-sustaining program delivery." Full story here:

27/5/2025, 10:58:53 PM | 3518 1564 | View on Bluesky | view

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@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social For every new dome an old dome must end. Some go quietly, others go out ruptured by tons of Minnesota snow. The majesty of the nature.

A friendly bear-man gives thanks for charitable donation. A charitable donation celebrating the Minnesota Golden Gophers, the death of the Metrodome, and the end of Bret Favre’s career
18/4/2025, 12:01:16 AM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fountains of Wayne

27/3/2025, 2:15:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@durbin.senate.gov Take a few lessons in opposition from our governor.

14/3/2025, 2:36:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grew up watching games there from the back of our Jeep backed up to the edge of the bowl.

5/3/2025, 11:15:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

20/2/2025, 9:48:29 PM | 7553 1431 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loons are out here getting hype reels

17/2/2025, 4:07:22 PM | 353 67 | View on Bluesky | view

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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

13/2/2025, 7:54:32 PM | 3557 652 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eagle-eyed Gopher fans can randomly find surprise Goldy at TJ Maxx in LA and Phoenix

10/1/2025, 11:51:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fountains of Wayne opening for Smashing Pumpkins. I still listen to Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness a few times a year. I listen to Fountains of Wayne every week.

19/12/2024, 1:15:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The penguin, he really is very large.

8/11/2024, 2:20:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view