"Subverting" is the word I'd use.
"Subverting" is the word I'd use.
Hit them with what? They look like they don't even get hit properly. Fake shit fr
Oof, that hurts to hear. True nevertheless.
I think a lot of the terror of the modern age can be understood by the fact that the Internet accelerated the development of the worst type of person, the "Anti-Intellectual Nerd."
This is so spot on I had to stop what I was doing and take a second.
Genius. Pure genius. Bravo
Baltimore? It's more like Battlemore. Good on ya!
You had me in your corner until you mentioned Nickelback
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Where's Rick?
When tyranny arrives, it will be bold. It will be daring.
Well done. Bravo.
If monetarism is still a thing after the revolution, then it was no revolution at all.
8==D ( . Y . ) Is how I'm signing off on work emails from now on. Thanks for the pro tip, Pete Hegseth.
The problem with representative democracy is that it isn't foolproof.
You'd have health care, and if you speak up, you disappear or are suicided
The truth will not be posted
George Lucas resisted the urge to capitalise on his own creation for 16 years between Ep.6 and Ep.1 This is the worst timeline.
Omg the comments
Well now I can't unsee it. Damn you, Evans
He didn't do anything. He didn't say anything. And yet, he got all the fallout. Lmao
Lmao. Best take yet. But I still have some scrolling to do.
I like that there was high stakes international drama going on but Marco Rubio looks like his mom took his Nintendo Switch in church
If the office of the presidency of the USA had any type of dignity before, it is definitely gone now.
You would vote for him again. This is round 2, remember?
What's the frequency, Kenneth
Bravo, well played.
I love this timeline. We live in the best timeline, fr fr.
Was I the only person who saw this? Why was there never a serious debate about this? This is a direct threat to democracy in the USA 🇺🇸 and no one said a thing about it. Very strange. youtu.be/gE7xoHJkgvE?...
I'm sorry to break it to you, but American history is just one genocide piled on top of another genocide since 1492, and that didn't suddenly stop in 1776. The pile is definitely bigger now.
Really nailed it this time. Well done
Did you just say "Gulf of America", like it was there all along? 🤨
These democrat hype accounts have really given up. No spark, no energy left.
A net good
Wow. You nailed it down solidly. Well done.
For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
Was just about to say the same
If it wasn't a nazi salute, then what was it?
Nice, very nice. Things are fine. Things are going great.
I have a completely newfound respect for the British. Everyone should be doing this
There's no way a giant landmass like Greenland, with a population of <60.000, right smack in the crossfire between the US and Russia, wouldn't immediately be applying for NATO membership upon gaining independence. Greenland independence would backfire on the Russians literally within seconds.
I am so fucking sick of these two assholes. Not a god damn day passes without both mfers being in the news cycle doing some incredibly racist and / or imperialist bullshit. And the orange fuck hasn't even begun his 2nd term yet. Hooray.
Moments before the truck exploded, eyewitnesses say they heard a man say “Latinx” and give his pronouns.
The math ain't mathing on this meme
Them fellas did a whole lot more than bully Anglo Saxon monks. Just sayin
This is why the Guardian will never get a single penny from me
If the government won’t force companies to buy bitcoin, I’m going to become an even bigger libertarian.
To see who they value, pay attention to their words. School massacres are labeled "mass shootings. Street executions are described as "officer-involved shootings." But the killing of a CEO is immediately called "terrorism."
Don't try to watch Casablanca. You'll complain that the colours are all gone.
A cocaine tech bro was convicted of killing another cocaine tech bro in San Francisco yesterday. Here's why migrants and the homeless are really to blame.
Then Spotify completely changed the game 30 years later. Oh brave new world
Just because you listed everything in the reverse order of priority doesn't mean we're not on to you.
PFAS forever chemicals in everything is not awesome for a firefighters health
As a swede, can confirm.
And that's why you'll never be one of the people
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A pro would've made sure he'd had a weaker recoil spring to go with his can and subsonic ammo. Never in the history of jams has gun jammed so many times
Comedy genius, as ever. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Hank, you need to be less online.
"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"
The pain is so real. If you’re more upset about mean jokes than the suffering fueling them, you are deeply out of touch
I knew I'd seen this image as an album cover before. Came looking in the replies for exactly this info. Thx
You use the language of Plato, one of the world's proto-fascists, if there ever was one, and you still wonder why the dems lost the election? Amazing.
On your deathbed, you can at least say to yourself that you did one thing right in your life. 🖤
The Stooges
Welcome to bluesky. I thought you'd never give up on twitter
Every time I log into bluesky I see more and more twitter refugees. I just wanna say hi to y'all, and welcome to a saner and healthier social media app
Thank you kindly
Revolutions are rare too, until they blow up in your face one day.
It's about the challenger disaster
"of a respectable vintage" was the real hero of this post.
Mfers be dropping like flies, wtf?!
Came here to escape the tedium of twitter only to find out none of you can stfu about Chappel Roan or whoever. This collective psychosis is gonna go straight to her head, I know it.
"The victim"?
BUT MUH FREE SPEECH?!?!
Facts
I love how everyone's first ever post is about shitting on X. Welcome home, peeps ❤️ We're safe here. For now.
Slim to none. No one gets admitted that fast. Especially not one in an ongoing war with Russia.
This man is a godsend for the onion. They're gonna have material for months to come
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,119,889!
Going out on a limb here and say that that man is a racist
Glad to see that being "horny on main" is a thing even on bluesky
This is why we need video
Darth Vader is dead, and I'm beyond sad rn
Nailed it
Oh lawd yeah!
Three Kinds of Research xkcd.com/2977
"Closure" by Chevelle got me thru some bad times. Can't thank them enough.
When it comes to Left twitter, expect the unexpected
