mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Or it’s just the cudgel that they know you’ll accept being beaten with to adopt their view.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Or it’s just the cudgel that they know you’ll accept being beaten with to adopt their view.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Elections are vote counting exercises. The other side does a much better job with this. They will have different voting strategies for a primary and the general (even if their candidate loses in the primary).
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate that you went with the less-common 16 wheeler over the 18 wheeler. 16 wheeler has an interesting axle config
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Went for a hike and then pool time. made some onion rings and turkey burgs outside too hot to be in kitchen
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
They were right to keep me out of their house tbh
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Every “I drank from the hose” can be read as “people did not want me in their house sullying their things” cope
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Ppl can both accept the apology and notice the clear trendline of “uncle” snoop’s choices. I can’t imagine telling early 90’s me that he’s out here publicly licking boots
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you have a stroke or something?
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re licking the boot that choked you out, NPR. Weird as hell behavior.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Nevada is aiming to be an even crueler Texas but the economic realities there are grim right now.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Had a moment of remembrance for my 98 4Runner at the Mac Demarco show when he played the “proud, True, Toyota” song.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Learning things from the youngs at the show — the brightness level I require on my phone due to oldness affects others negatively
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Tired but (still) strong. Such a fun show oldest was so happy. Shooting star behind the stage was a cool bonus
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Phase 2 of immense dad powers is taking oldest to Mac Demarco at greek theater tonite
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
You only say things you don’t do things. Get the hell out of the way
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Great pics my dude
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
That x2 ride is da best
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
I am the wind beneath my own wings
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Nooooooooo
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Powering through magic mountain on a hot as balls day my dad powers are immense
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats man
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Saw run dmc and beastie boys in 87 Radiohead 2x at red rocks Was at the Denver “ghost” phish show in 97 Saw nirvana and had no idea who they were at the place that had penny pitcher night in 91
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
How can I abuse context or refuse to grant it to relitigate the 2024 election, today?
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
This would be terribly embarrassing to a prior version of me but tai chi helps a lot
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you have a stroke or something?
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
You, in order to help trump create this narrative so he can rule us like a king, created the perception that crime is a major problem that necessitates invasion. Catch a brick.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
We did some replacement with dwarf carpet of stars a few years back and really like it. Uses 1/10 of the water
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Infinite Jest causes all sorts of big feelings but I have been using “The Entertainment” as a way to talk to my kids about what we give attention to and why
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Eyes wide shut final scene verdict: tom and Nicole gave up their daughter to the pedo cult
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh nooooooooooooooo
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt Y got mugged after spending an evening at mcsuderman manse, most likely playing video games and enjoying thermomixed sauces
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Have a buddy who locked his kid in the car with the windows rolled up on a hot day in the Costco parking lot and it attracted a concerned crowd. Someone brought him a brick and he chucked it through a window. Absolute nightmare scenario
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Why was his cat named Jeffrey Blepstein? Oh no I’ve said too much
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah rough butt is in the pisgah, which sounds painful
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
My kids like the blue raspberry but I’m not a fan of
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no! No peach these days either
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Rank the reds
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Marked fer meth
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
This is bad news. Real bad minnesotareformer.com/2025/08/19/b...
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Paul Ryan homages
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Love da beach (non-zonie season)
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooooooooooof. Big time oooooooooof for you buddy
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to create a yes ladder to fellate trump. Smh
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
C for ceiling g for ground gang
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
No you should come back to the nazi place so I can make sure that you know you are wrong when you think you’re better than me.
John Holbein (@johnholbein1.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: A new experiment in Philly shows cash rental assistance slashed homelessness rates by 57–67%.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Now I will not go up on cripple creek I have an idea about what goes on up there and I enjoy my legs thanks
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that if you asked Juan he’d say that a lot of those bad results weren’t his fault because the ump got it wrong so it’s no big deal.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
They let ppl camp in parking lot which is p cool. This is how we get public goods today. From Cracker Barrel
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
In carpool I said that I too enjoy the music of the deftones and, in a strange reversal of roles, a kid demanded to know what songs I liked. I’m a old so of course I picked some standards but I did impress them with some of my other picks. I’m feeling powerful. 💪
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Reading an article that is calling the expansion of Europe-style leaseholds to US is “creative”. Ah yes, bringing back feudalism, amazing work sirs 🫡
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
So what? someone said something and you’re holding on to it to call ideas “crazy” and use communist as a pejorative term. You’re lost, my man. People don’t need to suffer because you were momentarily experiencing discomfort.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
The guy with the Ancestral Bone Broth stand at the farmer’s market swears he is not digging up my ancestors and making a broth out of their skeletons but I don’t really believe him
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Oh wait you’re telling me that Target is just “Minnesota nice”?
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Cruel summer 2025
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Spurssssssss
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
*butthead voice* Settle down, ethan www.ncsasports.org/football-rec...
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mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Oh wow they’re digging deep with the hippie punching rhetoric
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Trump gutting renewables is forecasted to increase wholesale electric prices by 74%. www.newsweek.com/trump-budget...
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Oldest had a cyber truck driver coach last year in cbad he was the worst
Erin Maher (@theerinmaher.bsky.social) reposted
No more showers, y’all! We need the water for the inaccuracy machines!
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Ex-Mormon women are putting out good content about how bad the value proposition is for existing as a Mormon woman.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess there’s always money in the banana stand for these things
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Why stop at the solar system, buddy? Build a dang Dyson sphere around the galaxy because apparently money is no object?
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Chancla Khan, won’t you tell me what I wanna do
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
As a form of self care I would send him that pic and his other Rasta costume pic until he blocc me
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Is their function to govern or are they harvesting negative emotions through governing?
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Lyrics are from convos they heard walking around
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Back to school dinner request: Bobby flay’s lasagna.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
The group that complained about this is a Texas public safety organization. www.dps.texas.gov/section/inte...
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
As a younger person slowly unlearning programming I definitely undervalued my communities. My bad. Making up for it now and the communities are real artifacts of strength and trust.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Some people don’t want power and don’t want to criticize power, but instead want to criticize how others respond to power. Weird behavior.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi bootlicker
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Bzzzzzzzzt Wrongo, bud
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Toots innocent
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Weren’t you a juvenile back then?
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Texas lets landowners pump as much groundwater as they can capture. The data centers are bumping up against hedge fund-backed ag users, who are already pumping as much as they can and suing regulators that try to slow them down.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
The same dudes that are into their personal and group superiority are the ones that bleat “YOU THINK THAT YOURE BETTER THAN US!”, with a straight face.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Our brains are really good at recognizing patterns. So good that they’ll transmute “this person has a different opinion” into “IM UNDER ATTACK”.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Baja blast translates to “the blast from below”. Ppl forget this
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Neighbor thinks the mourning dove sounds are owls and I just play along.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Ahhhh the first spursiness of a new season. They always deliver.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Oldest daughter changed my mind about Tyler and I’m glad she did
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Burbank is good. John Wayne is good. If you can ever take any of the quasi-private airlines that are popping up and operate out of the small airports and aren’t TsA regulated you’re in for a treat.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
It’s weird that LLMs don’t seem to follow the same versioning conventions that traditional development has (as far as I can tell and I’m not an expert)
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
*after putting in notice* Take THAT, capitalism!
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Newbies 📈 NIMBYs 📉 www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Fuck too Liverpool but wataru endo is a good as hell name
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
This is the time of year to keep my head on a swivel for hatch chiles.
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
Life is like a box of chanclas
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
I was always promised stagflation by the conservatives but they swore that libturd policies would bring it. They’re always projecting
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social)
I will throw burritos at fascists, o sandwich chucking captain, my captain
mike (@ancientcarelord.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah those are just the cudgels they know you’ll accept being beaten with.