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We've all been captivated by this journey witnessing a messy yellow mustard caterpillar emerge as a glorious Dijon butterfly
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We've all been captivated by this journey witnessing a messy yellow mustard caterpillar emerge as a glorious Dijon butterfly
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Hot Fuzz
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s cold. Funny as hell, true, but cold
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course. Have a great school year
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
New school year, same needs. If y’all can help out, lord knows the kids deserve it (and our teachers do as well)
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
Erin making my beautiful Duchess even more lovely.
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slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) reposted
i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
My father in law used to drive around town pointing out where the on duty cops were and make a joke about “now we can go rob the bank across town”. Same vibe, but they’re either walking the national mall or raiding a home depot
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not saying there will be a celebration of life on Cape Cod should things unfold, but there will be a celebration.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
You used the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion shirt to break the ice, didn’t you? That’s how you meet the cool crowd out in the wilds
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
how can you not love baseball (this guy is 22, btw)
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
I got a book from the library once where a person conflated the job (sheriff, doctor, etc) with the title (Sheriff Jones, Doctor Smith, etc) and manually capitalized every damn one of them. In ink no less. At least they were reading, but wowzwrs
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
October 5 is a popular day, both the Buzzards Bay watershed ride (I’m doing it again this year) and the Tour de Falmouth are that day. In hindsight, a donut tour sounds pretty tempting
Jon Cryer (@mrjoncryer.bsky.social) reposted
Wow. I guess there are prosecutors out there who *can’t* indict a ham sandwich. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Sort of a nationalized socialism, eh?
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Odd, drivers are usually known for their patience and equanimity. Must have been a day ending in Y
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
I find it’s the stale smoke smell I can’t stand, for the most part “fresh” smoke is ok to good, but that stale smell…nope Even when I was a heavy smoker, I couldn’t stand old smoke, but I 100% agree on the indulgence of indoor smoking at another’s place.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
J.B. Pritzker smashing through the fascism wall like he's the Kool Aid Man
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Presiden Caillou Combover is gonna whine us into a shooting war before this is all over; even money on whether it’s foreign or domestic
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Gorsuch and Kegstand getting pissy with the lower courts for not respecting precedents when they themselves don’t give a damn about precedent is peak GOP-think.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
I was in a shitty mood, but Erin comes through again. Also, WTF porn commenters? What a time to be alive…
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Slightly less realistic uncle jack hands?
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
So sorry, my friend.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember all that talk about they spewed about Biden and a drug cocktail to appear lucid? Yeah, IMAX has nothing on these people when it comes to projection.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither can I, but I can imagine someone making one. Every time I think we have hit rock bottom I look over and see someone with a shovel
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
The P in GOP stands for petty
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
The day is young
bring on the dancing horses (@ihavethatonvinyl.com) reposted
today on IHTOV: got up at 4am and wrote about american football's LP1 as my definitive breakup album. it's about heartache and loss and claiming that as your own ihavethatonvinyl.com/liner-notes/...
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
If I don’t share that, it would lurk in the dark corners of my brain. Sorry
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
“I fell to my knees in the back lot of the Cracker Barrel and asked Jesus to enter me.”
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d be insulted if they thought I could be bought for as little as a buck sixty. Now throw some carbon rims on my mountain bike or I find a new Pinarello Dogma mysteriously on my bike rack…
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
The Human Centipede?
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no way that exists real life. That’s the opening scene for a movie involving wingéd faeries and unicorns innit?
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
Sure, the duchess couldn’t be arsed about the one ring, but if Sauron hid it in a tennis ball the orcs would be too busy playing fetch to pillage middle earth.
mudding-life.bsky.social (@mudding-life.bsky.social) reposted
South Park, always has a message.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Opinion | I was a committed Mamdani voter. Then an Eric Adams surrogate handed me a potato chip bag stuffed with cash.
FurSpot Animal videos (@furspot.bsky.social) reposted
Sneaking in for kisses😊
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Willie Nelson has entered the chat. Realizes it’s not THAT type of grass. Willie Nelson has left the chat.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s why she wouldn’t let him sleep there
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
He pissed Usha off, so he wasn’t allowed to sleep on the couch last night is my guess
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
This is 100% the back story I see prior to the en-Bridgeting
And Drew (@andrewtappan.net) reposted
Every time I "push here for ticket" in a parking garage, I'm reminded we do more (bollards, curbs, etc) to protect those ticket machines that we do to protect most people on bikes or mobility devices.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
By god, if I want to objectify someone….
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Not many at the time (including me) apparently
Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted
Not to add to the discourse, but… It’s ‘toe the line,’ not ‘tow the line.’ It’s ‘free rein,’ and not ‘free reign.’ It’s ‘eke out,’ not ‘eek out.’ It’s ‘sleight of hand,’ not ‘slight of hand.’ It's ‘Anchors aweigh,’ and not ‘Anchor's away!’
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
In my wife’s hometown there was a backroad that people used all the time to get home from the bars. Adding small rotaries every little bit certainly kept the DUI crashes much lower speed. Rideshare would be better, but at least. 20 mph wreck is much more survivable
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
The bottom of one of two bridges onto the main vacation spot for all of New England is NOT a huddle use of rotaries.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
People gripe about rotaries (and they have a point sometimes) but in secondary roads and non arterials they are a great traffic calming tool and if they were in wider use, more people would know how to drive through them.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha, yes! Possibly the only human that could totally resist it.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring. This goes without saying
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Granted, they look better in 3D on my arms but I’ll be damned if I could figure out how to get a photo of them.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
15 or 20 each way for me, and bibs are awesome. I do wear rugby jerseys over bibs at time, but I sweat A LOT and tshirts just get soaked.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Outstanding. I need to try that sometime. Meatloaf is great, but wrapping it in bacon is next level
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
I wear Lycra all the time, whether on the commute to work or out on the MTB. I don’t like when loose fitting stuff snags on my seat (or branches) on tech stuff as I spend a lot of time moving around. Not too mention gear is expensive (even the super sale colors/last season stuff)
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll show you my sun sleeves sometime. Duchess Ruby in her Marie Antoinette costume. I’m not biased when I say she is the most beautiful critter ever.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
I’m not the smartest man, but I do know this. If someone you love says “that’s too much bacon”, you need to cut them out of your life that very moment.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Has he considered busing voters in from Bourne?
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Had to zoom in to make sure they didn’t forget the truck nuts…crisis averted, they are there
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals “The Librarian was not familiar with love, which had always struck him as a bit ethereal and soppy, but kindness, on the other hand, was practical. You knew where you were with kindness, especially if you were holding a pie it had just given you.”
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
Saturday midday; NYHC is helping to get that yard work done with feeling
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Somehow that feels worse
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
5 felony foot longs Punch card to earn a free club Free soda (no ice) with the purchase of a club
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
You aren’t kidding. Soggy bacon is better than no bacon, but letting that crispy savory goodness go flaccid should be a felony.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Put down the club, sir. We won’t ask again. Sir, I SAID DROP THE CLUB! I don’t care if the bacon will get soggy.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
And holy crap, I’d forgotten Sebadoh. I didn’t get into Slayer until senior year (new HS) and the punks and metal heads hung out.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely down a rabbit hole. Misfits and DC straight edge (Government Issue, Minor Threat) led into NYHC. Simultaneously, Depeche Mode and New Order (esp. Power corruption &lies) led me to Jane’s and Picies). Bad Religion and Social D seem like they’ve always been there.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my damn, same. Throw in the pixies and DK if you were bombing around the dirty D (Daytona Beach) if I was driving.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Who gets fired on their day off?
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
What gif pops up for your name? Howdy, pardner
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
How long before they go full Blood and Honor over at DHS
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
First HR he jacks at Fenway you just know the color guy is gonna drop a “And the Green Monster says FEED ME SEYMOUR” and it’s not even up for debate.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
Here’s the thing, his social media strategy is great but…I still can’t get past the willingness to throw trans folks under the bus. If he’s willing to abandon a severely marginalized group, who else is he willing to hang out to dry. He has some serious ground to make up.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Every summer as a kid, my sister and I would ride in the back seat of my step mom’s car from FL to NC and the Arcies digest were our primary entertainment. Stockpile them from the grocery store in anticipation.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to know who is the real hero of this story.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
If she’s upright, she’s drunk; if she’s horizontal, she’s hammered
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Cape Cod firing them lobster rolls.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
If you see this skeet, share a bad woman you love
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
Hey Siri: what happens when a billionaire finds out he can be part of the solution but not in a way that he was expecting?
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit, that’s wild
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for introducing me to them. I’m really enjoying the thread. There is just so much great music out there and I love getting to hear new stuff.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Only time I’ve been under. Lots of ER local anesthetic stuff so I was a little Leary going in.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my damn, that is perfect.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
The prep sucked, but the procedure was much ado about nothing. I’m still shocked by how fast the anesthesia hit. One second I was awake, and then i wasn’t
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Service industry; a little cooking, some light cleaning, entertainment on demand
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this up in Maine or are you home from the epic high velocity bikepacking journey? It sounds fantastic
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
“5:01 is not 5:00. Do better”
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)
And from the look, it’s not going to go well. Probably not fired, but there will be a performance improvement plan involved at some point.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
I need details on the Calabrian chili sauce. I’m not much for dipping sauces (not catsup, etc) but I love peppers/chili/salsa
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, though, even mid BBQ is pretty damn good.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep making fun, do you even know who’s Cuomo’s Daddy is?
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Legend likelihood by association: SEC? Sure NCAA? Probably UF? Damn right But NFL? C’mon man
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends on the price of a gallon of gas
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
You can feel the apathy radiate out from that photo. My long suffering wife has been in many such photos (battlefields, ships, forts) and almost same energy
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha, and not just one, the fresh/saline interface is very cool. Add in all the sediments, temperature gradients; fascinating stuff.
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Lower case d’s and backwards 6’s haunted me in estuarine dynamics
Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly, and I was kind of Rube Goldberg-ing it in my head. I hadn’t really thought it through, but something integrated to a rear radar could be pretty cool as well.