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Andre

@andreon2wheels.bsky.social

Thermostat monitor, proud dad, enthusiastic MTB & Road cyclist, appreciator of all things 4-legged, primarily dogs (esp. aussies) Team defrost/feet 4 life

created December 5, 2024

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Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

We've all been captivated by this journey witnessing a messy yellow mustard caterpillar emerge as a glorious Dijon butterfly

1/9/2025, 1:15:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot Fuzz

1/9/2025, 12:09:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s cold. Funny as hell, true, but cold

31/8/2025, 4:50:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course. Have a great school year

31/8/2025, 2:04:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New school year, same needs. If y’all can help out, lord knows the kids deserve it (and our teachers do as well)

31/8/2025, 1:54:43 AM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Erin making my beautiful Duchess even more lovely.

30/8/2025, 7:05:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruby, the duchess Rhubarb von Wigglebottom, looking majestic
30/8/2025, 3:36:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) reposted

i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there

30/8/2025, 3:33:41 AM | 6324 777 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

My father in law used to drive around town pointing out where the on duty cops were and make a joke about “now we can go rob the bank across town”. Same vibe, but they’re either walking the national mall or raiding a home depot

30/8/2025, 11:53:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not saying there will be a celebration of life on Cape Cod should things unfold, but there will be a celebration.

30/8/2025, 11:48:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

You used the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion shirt to break the ice, didn’t you? That’s how you meet the cool crowd out in the wilds

29/8/2025, 5:38:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

how can you not love baseball (this guy is 22, btw)

29/8/2025, 12:35:11 AM | 698 73 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

I got a book from the library once where a person conflated the job (sheriff, doctor, etc) with the title (Sheriff Jones, Doctor Smith, etc) and manually capitalized every damn one of them. In ink no less. At least they were reading, but wowzwrs

28/8/2025, 10:20:48 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

October 5 is a popular day, both the Buzzards Bay watershed ride (I’m doing it again this year) and the Tour de Falmouth are that day. In hindsight, a donut tour sounds pretty tempting

27/8/2025, 3:22:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cryer (@mrjoncryer.bsky.social) reposted

Wow. I guess there are prosecutors out there who *can’t* indict a ham sandwich. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

27/8/2025, 2:05:54 PM | 691 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Sort of a nationalized socialism, eh?

26/8/2025, 11:55:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Odd, drivers are usually known for their patience and equanimity. Must have been a day ending in Y

26/8/2025, 11:45:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

I find it’s the stale smoke smell I can’t stand, for the most part “fresh” smoke is ok to good, but that stale smell…nope Even when I was a heavy smoker, I couldn’t stand old smoke, but I 100% agree on the indulgence of indoor smoking at another’s place.

26/8/2025, 8:39:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

J.B. Pritzker smashing through the fascism wall like he's the Kool Aid Man

25/8/2025, 11:44:24 PM | 15069 1985 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Presiden Caillou Combover is gonna whine us into a shooting war before this is all over; even money on whether it’s foreign or domestic

26/8/2025, 12:40:08 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Gorsuch and Kegstand getting pissy with the lower courts for not respecting precedents when they themselves don’t give a damn about precedent is peak GOP-think.

26/8/2025, 12:36:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Memory lane at the flea market

Cover of 1986 satirical comic, Groo the Wander by Mad Magazine’s Sergio Aragone
24/8/2025, 4:52:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was in a shitty mood, but Erin comes through again. Also, WTF porn commenters? What a time to be alive…

24/8/2025, 3:32:56 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Slightly less realistic uncle jack hands?

23/8/2025, 2:04:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

So sorry, my friend.

23/8/2025, 1:14:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember all that talk about they spewed about Biden and a drug cocktail to appear lucid? Yeah, IMAX has nothing on these people when it comes to projection.

23/8/2025, 12:56:49 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Neither can I, but I can imagine someone making one. Every time I think we have hit rock bottom I look over and see someone with a shovel

22/8/2025, 3:22:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

The P in GOP stands for petty

22/8/2025, 2:33:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The day is young

22/8/2025, 12:53:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bring on the dancing horses (@ihavethatonvinyl.com) reposted

today on IHTOV: got up at 4am and wrote about american football's LP1 as my definitive breakup album. it's about heartache and loss and claiming that as your own ihavethatonvinyl.com/liner-notes/...

22/8/2025, 12:24:02 PM | 21 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

If I don’t share that, it would lurk in the dark corners of my brain. Sorry

22/8/2025, 11:38:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

“I fell to my knees in the back lot of the Cracker Barrel and asked Jesus to enter me.”

22/8/2025, 11:07:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d be insulted if they thought I could be bought for as little as a buck sixty. Now throw some carbon rims on my mountain bike or I find a new Pinarello Dogma mysteriously on my bike rack…

22/8/2025, 10:58:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

The Human Centipede?

22/8/2025, 10:52:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no way that exists real life. That’s the opening scene for a movie involving wingéd faeries and unicorns innit?

22/8/2025, 10:50:23 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)

Sure, the duchess couldn’t be arsed about the one ring, but if Sauron hid it in a tennis ball the orcs would be too busy playing fetch to pillage middle earth.

22/8/2025, 10:42:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mudding-life.bsky.social (@mudding-life.bsky.social) reposted

South Park, always has a message.

22/8/2025, 5:47:37 AM | 846 344 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Opinion | I was a committed Mamdani voter. Then an Eric Adams surrogate handed me a potato chip bag stuffed with cash.

22/8/2025, 9:53:19 AM | 984 86 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FurSpot Animal videos (@furspot.bsky.social) reposted

Sneaking in for kisses😊

21/8/2025, 11:54:16 PM | 44 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Willie Nelson has entered the chat. Realizes it’s not THAT type of grass. Willie Nelson has left the chat.

21/8/2025, 11:57:02 PM | 29 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s why she wouldn’t let him sleep there

21/8/2025, 9:57:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

He pissed Usha off, so he wasn’t allowed to sleep on the couch last night is my guess

21/8/2025, 6:44:22 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

This is 100% the back story I see prior to the en-Bridgeting

20/8/2025, 7:00:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture And Drew (@andrewtappan.net) reposted

Every time I "push here for ticket" in a parking garage, I'm reminded we do more (bollards, curbs, etc) to protect those ticket machines that we do to protect most people on bikes or mobility devices.

20/8/2025, 11:35:57 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

By god, if I want to objectify someone….

18/8/2025, 6:40:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Not many at the time (including me) apparently

18/8/2025, 6:36:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted

Not to add to the discourse, but… It’s ‘toe the line,’ not ‘tow the line.’ It’s ‘free rein,’ and not ‘free reign.’ It’s ‘eke out,’ not ‘eek out.’ It’s ‘sleight of hand,’ not ‘slight of hand.’ It's ‘Anchors aweigh,’ and not ‘Anchor's away!’

18/8/2025, 5:22:35 PM | 4055 1060 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

In my wife’s hometown there was a backroad that people used all the time to get home from the bars. Adding small rotaries every little bit certainly kept the DUI crashes much lower speed. Rideshare would be better, but at least. 20 mph wreck is much more survivable

18/8/2025, 6:31:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

The bottom of one of two bridges onto the main vacation spot for all of New England is NOT a huddle use of rotaries.

18/8/2025, 6:08:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

People gripe about rotaries (and they have a point sometimes) but in secondary roads and non arterials they are a great traffic calming tool and if they were in wider use, more people would know how to drive through them.

18/8/2025, 6:08:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha, yes! Possibly the only human that could totally resist it.

18/8/2025, 6:02:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)

Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring. This goes without saying

18/8/2025, 5:54:35 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Granted, they look better in 3D on my arms but I’ll be damned if I could figure out how to get a photo of them.

Sun sleeve with picture of a mini Aussie in a Marie Antoinette wig and gown
17/8/2025, 5:58:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

15 or 20 each way for me, and bibs are awesome. I do wear rugby jerseys over bibs at time, but I sweat A LOT and tshirts just get soaked.

17/8/2025, 12:41:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Outstanding. I need to try that sometime. Meatloaf is great, but wrapping it in bacon is next level

17/8/2025, 12:37:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

I wear Lycra all the time, whether on the commute to work or out on the MTB. I don’t like when loose fitting stuff snags on my seat (or branches) on tech stuff as I spend a lot of time moving around. Not too mention gear is expensive (even the super sale colors/last season stuff)

17/8/2025, 12:28:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll show you my sun sleeves sometime. Duchess Ruby in her Marie Antoinette costume. I’m not biased when I say she is the most beautiful critter ever.

17/8/2025, 12:22:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)

I’m not the smartest man, but I do know this. If someone you love says “that’s too much bacon”, you need to cut them out of your life that very moment.

17/8/2025, 12:19:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Has he considered busing voters in from Bourne?

17/8/2025, 12:18:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had to zoom in to make sure they didn’t forget the truck nuts…crisis averted, they are there

16/8/2025, 10:56:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals “The Librarian was not familiar with love, which had always struck him as a bit ethereal and soppy, but kindness, on the other hand, was practical. You knew where you were with kindness, especially if you were holding a pie it had just given you.”

16/8/2025, 6:59:23 PM | 880 172 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)

Saturday midday; NYHC is helping to get that yard work done with feeling

16/8/2025, 4:29:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Somehow that feels worse

16/8/2025, 9:45:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5 felony foot longs Punch card to earn a free club Free soda (no ice) with the purchase of a club

16/8/2025, 2:33:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

You aren’t kidding. Soggy bacon is better than no bacon, but letting that crispy savory goodness go flaccid should be a felony.

15/8/2025, 10:54:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Put down the club, sir. We won’t ask again. Sir, I SAID DROP THE CLUB! I don’t care if the bacon will get soggy.

15/8/2025, 10:44:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

And holy crap, I’d forgotten Sebadoh. I didn’t get into Slayer until senior year (new HS) and the punks and metal heads hung out.

15/8/2025, 10:40:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely down a rabbit hole. Misfits and DC straight edge (Government Issue, Minor Threat) led into NYHC. Simultaneously, Depeche Mode and New Order (esp. Power corruption &lies) led me to Jane’s and Picies). Bad Religion and Social D seem like they’ve always been there.

15/8/2025, 10:40:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my damn, same. Throw in the pixies and DK if you were bombing around the dirty D (Daytona Beach) if I was driving.

15/8/2025, 10:25:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Who gets fired on their day off?

15/8/2025, 10:21:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What gif pops up for your name? Howdy, pardner

15/8/2025, 10:20:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

How long before they go full Blood and Honor over at DHS

15/8/2025, 12:57:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

First HR he jacks at Fenway you just know the color guy is gonna drop a “And the Green Monster says FEED ME SEYMOUR” and it’s not even up for debate.

15/8/2025, 12:51:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social)

Here’s the thing, his social media strategy is great but…I still can’t get past the willingness to throw trans folks under the bus. If he’s willing to abandon a severely marginalized group, who else is he willing to hang out to dry. He has some serious ground to make up.

15/8/2025, 12:45:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Every summer as a kid, my sister and I would ride in the back seat of my step mom’s car from FL to NC and the Arcies digest were our primary entertainment. Stockpile them from the grocery store in anticipation.

14/8/2025, 10:00:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to know who is the real hero of this story.

14/8/2025, 1:08:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If she’s upright, she’s drunk; if she’s horizontal, she’s hammered

12/8/2025, 9:12:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cape Cod firing them lobster rolls.

12/8/2025, 1:51:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you see this skeet, share a bad woman you love

11/8/2025, 2:09:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Siri: what happens when a billionaire finds out he can be part of the solution but not in a way that he was expecting?

10/8/2025, 3:56:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit, that’s wild

10/8/2025, 11:00:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for introducing me to them. I’m really enjoying the thread. There is just so much great music out there and I love getting to hear new stuff.

10/8/2025, 12:51:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Only time I’ve been under. Lots of ER local anesthetic stuff so I was a little Leary going in.

10/8/2025, 12:48:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my damn, that is perfect.

10/8/2025, 12:45:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

The prep sucked, but the procedure was much ado about nothing. I’m still shocked by how fast the anesthesia hit. One second I was awake, and then i wasn’t

10/8/2025, 12:41:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Service industry; a little cooking, some light cleaning, entertainment on demand

10/8/2025, 12:20:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this up in Maine or are you home from the epic high velocity bikepacking journey? It sounds fantastic

10/8/2025, 12:16:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

“5:01 is not 5:00. Do better”

10/8/2025, 12:13:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And from the look, it’s not going to go well. Probably not fired, but there will be a performance improvement plan involved at some point.

10/8/2025, 12:07:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

I need details on the Calabrian chili sauce. I’m not much for dipping sauces (not catsup, etc) but I love peppers/chili/salsa

10/8/2025, 12:04:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, though, even mid BBQ is pretty damn good.

9/8/2025, 10:16:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep making fun, do you even know who’s Cuomo’s Daddy is?

9/8/2025, 10:15:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Legend likelihood by association: SEC? Sure NCAA? Probably UF? Damn right But NFL? C’mon man

8/8/2025, 6:03:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends on the price of a gallon of gas

8/8/2025, 5:41:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

You can feel the apathy radiate out from that photo. My long suffering wife has been in many such photos (battlefields, ships, forts) and almost same energy

8/8/2025, 5:39:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha, and not just one, the fresh/saline interface is very cool. Add in all the sediments, temperature gradients; fascinating stuff.

8/8/2025, 3:03:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lower case d’s and backwards 6’s haunted me in estuarine dynamics

8/8/2025, 2:46:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andre (@andreon2wheels.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly, and I was kind of Rube Goldberg-ing it in my head. I hadn’t really thought it through, but something integrated to a rear radar could be pretty cool as well.

8/8/2025, 2:22:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view